Chapter 145: Bodhisattva, help me fill it
He looked at the three Guanyin Bodhisattvas and was very displeased, "The saint disciple of this great king, I was almost wiped out by your spiritual sense, and I entered the Buddha Gate, and I want to send this king away with just three golden pills?" ”
"When I'm called Hanako!?"
"This king's life is worth this?!"
Manjushri was so angry, "I don't know the goods!" Eating these three golden pills, there is a ninety percent chance of enlightening the Daluo Golden Immortal. ”
"The poor monk and the others are only one, are you still dissatisfied?"
Du Fei glanced at him when he heard the voice.
With a disdainful face, he said: "Your Buddhism treats it as a treasure, but don't forget, my master is a Taiqing saint, and he is the ancestor of alchemy. ”
"Uncle Shi, do you think that's the reason?"
In the end, Du Fei did not forget to beat his hand with the majesty of Tongtian.
As soon as they saw the smiling Tongtian Sect Master next to him, Manjushri, Fuxian and others couldn't help but swallow their rebuttal words back to their mouths, and then folded their hands, took a deep breath, and recited the Buddha's name.
"Amitabha."
"The Demon King is right, we are abrupt."
Guanyin Bodhisattva was also very aggrieved, so he had to look at Du Fei: "Demon King, what compensation do you want?" ”
When Du Fei heard this, his eyes flashed.
Hey, hey, I'll wait for you!
He coughed lightly with his fists, cleared his throat, and said, "Since you have asked sincerely, I will also tell you with great mercy that compensation naturally requires a sincerity. ”
As he spoke, Du Fei looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and rubbed his fingers.
"I heard that the Bodhisattva's three-light divine water is extremely mysterious, and it can bring the dead back to life, so how about giving me a thousand eight hundred catties?"
"Ahem, ahem!"
Hearing Du Fei's words.
Not to mention Guanyin Bodhisattva, even the Tongtian on the side is not tight.
I didn't go straight to it in one breath, and I coughed again and again.
"This Xiong Zhen can really ask for a sky-high price, does all the Three Light Divine Water in the Three Realms add up to a hundred catties?" He glanced at Du Fei, who was asking for a thousand catties of three-light divine water, and said strangely in his heart.
Sure enough.
Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head directly when he heard this, "Demon King Mo said and laughed." ”
"The Sanguang Divine Water is a spiritual object of heaven and earth, and the entire Three Realms is only a hundred catties, how can a poor monk have so much with you!"
"The Reborn Financial Giant"
Three-light divine water.
One of the most precious sacred waters in mythology.
It is called "Three Lights" because it is a mixture of three innate divine waters: "sun, moon, and star".
Each of these three kinds of innate divine water is a rare treasure and a peerless poison. The sun and the water consume the flesh and bones; Moonlight divine water, corroding the soul; Starlight divine water, swallowing true spiritual thoughts.
Even if the quasi-saints are contaminated with them, they all have to shed their skins.
Therefore, even those ancient beings who have existed since the beginning of the heavens and the earth cherish them very much.
And once the golden Sunlight Divine Water, the silver Moonlight Divine Water, and the purple Starlight Divine Water merge into one, they will turn into the Three Light Divine Water, which is the first healing elixir in mythology!
It can not only solve all the poisons of the Three Realms and Six Realms, but also overcome all the so-called "incurable" poisons.
It can also treat any wounds and diseases.
Even the true spirit can be saved, and the effect can be called against the sky!
At the beginning, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were in the Zhuangguan disaster, Sun Wukong knocked down the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian, and searched for the three realms that could not be cured, and finally it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who took action and saved this innate spiritual root.
The thing used is the Three Lights Divine Water.
"Ah, so little?"
Du Fei was a little surprised when he heard this, he also thought that the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva was the same as the wine gourd on Yang Chan's waist.
The space is infinite, and it is filled with inexhaustible Sanguang divine water!
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He couldn't help asking, "Then how much can you give?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched out a finger, "The poor monk can only give a pot." ”
Even if an ordinary teapot or wine jug is full, it is only a catty. For her, although she was still a little reluctant, she was finally within the scope of acceptance, after all, the face of the Tongtian Sect Master was here.
"Okay, no problem."
Du Fei readily agreed.
Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart relaxed slightly, and he turned his hand and took out the jade bottle, "Please ask the demon king to give the wine pot to the poor monk." ”
"Wine jug?"
Du Fei raised his eyebrows, "Did I say I was going to use a wine jug?" ”
After speaking, he walked straight to the bed, and took out a carved jade white pot with a thick and flat shape from the bottom, looking at the strange style of the wide-mouthed long neck and the upper handle, it was clearly a urinal used in the mortal world!
"Please help me fill it up." Du Fei threw the urinal in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and said with a smile.
Manjushri: "? ”
Fugen: "? ”
Tongtian: "? ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "????? ”
How ...... is it to use a urinal to hold the Three Lights Divine Water
Outrageous operation?!
It doesn't smell bad, even though it looks fresh, and even if it feels good to the touch.
But that doesn't change the fact that it's a urinal!
"Demon King."
"Are you joking with the poor monk?"
Rao is Guanyin Bodhisattva has already cut off the seven emotions and the six roots are pure, but in the face of Du Fei's action, the charitable and amiable face still can't help but stiffen, and even the corners of his lips twitch slightly.
"I'm serious!" Du Fei looked serious.
"Isn't a urinal a pot?"
"Bodhisattva, the Buddha said that all beings are equal, you can't engage in discrimination."
Manjushri and Fuxian almost couldn't hold back their vomiting blood when they heard this!
That's what it means that all beings are equal!!
"Good...... Good... Good ........." Guanyin Bodhisattva finally nodded with an ugly face, held up the jade bottle, pulled out the willow branch, and poured the Sanguang Divine Water into this urinal that will surely glorify the ancestors.
Seeing this, Du Fei's eyes finally crossed a smile of triumph.
Did he use a urinal on purpose?
Intentionally, of course!
However, he did not want to humiliate Guanyin Bodhisattva, but simply because...... The capacity of the urinal is large!
The volume of wine kettles and teapots is more than a pound when they are full.
But the urinal is different.
It's really full, and the starting point is three or four pounds!
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva was already confused by Du Fei's operation at the moment, and by the time she reacted later, it was too late, so she could only swallow this dumb loss silently.
Tongtian, who had been watching from the sidelines, glanced at Du Fei with appreciation.
Secretly sigh that this bear is witty.
Put away the urinal contentedly...... Ah no, it's Sanguang Shenshui, Du Fei crossed the Guanyin Bodhisattva with a loveless face.
"Two bodhisattvas."
"It's your turn." He grinned.
"Demon King, this is the best acquired spirit treasure: Lingxi Ruyi, which can change with the user's mind."
"Demon King, this is the best acquired spiritual treasure: the phoenix ring, after wearing it, it can protect the monk's body from the disasters of the five elements, protect the true spirit from purity, and avoid the evil magic that erodes the soul, which is very precious."
Manjushri and Fuxian immediately took out the treasure at the bottom of the box.
It's not that they really want it.
Instead, he was afraid that he would repeat the mistakes of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
After all, it is a small matter to break money, but it is a big thing to be humiliated!
Du Fei put away the Lingxi Ruyi and the Phoenix Ring, nodded with satisfaction, then looked at the two of them, and said with a smile:
"Thank you for the treasures of the two Bodhisattvas, but I have one more condition."