Chapter 156: Monkey King: The Game Mistook Me!!
"Hey? It's weird, why is the internet so slow today? ”
Seventy miles away, Guanyin Zen Temple.
Sun Wukong stood by the window with his mobile phone, facing the night sky left to right and right, trying to find a direction with the best signal, but he couldn't make the mobile phone network speed faster, and he couldn't help but be very annoyed.
"Wukong, how can you still have the heart to play with your phone now?"
Tang Sanzang sat at the table with a displeased expression.
The monkey put away his mobile phone when he heard the sound, and jumped in front of Tang Seng with a smile, "Master, are you still worried about the robe?" ”
"What if you let that old monk watch it for one night?"
Tang Sanzang frowned and looked at the monkey, and preached: "The four major monks are empty, so they shouldn't fight with others to get rich. The ancients said, rare things, don't let you see greedy people, as a teacher, I'm afraid there will be mistakes! ”
At dusk today, the master and apprentice stayed overnight in the Guanyin Monastery.
At the time of fasting.
The elder of Jinchi deliberately compared, showing off many hidden robes, which made the monkey unhappy and showed off Tang Seng's brocade robes.
The old monk was really blinded.
He burst into tears and begged to be taken to the back room and watched for the night.
Tang Sanzang was a little embarrassed.
But Sun Wukong's heart was very proud, and he took the initiative to help Tang Seng make the decision, and promised to let Elder Jinchi take it to the back to take a closer look.
But Tang Sanzang was always restless and a little worried.
"Whew!"
Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the monkey said indifferently: "Master, don't worry, don't you just borrow that old monk to watch for one night, get up tomorrow morning, and my old grandson will get you back the robe." ”
"Okay." When Tang Sanzang saw this, he could only respond.
……
Kannon Zen Temple, back room.
Elder Jin Chi stroked the brocade robe, his eyes full of greed.
If it weren't for the Bodhisattva's advance promise of his immortal creation, this precious robe, he would have bought it from the Tang monk for anything. But thinking of the soul-avoiding Buddha robe on his body is not bad.
The greed in my heart weakened slightly.
"Guangmou, then Tang Seng and his apprentices have all fallen asleep?" Putting down his robe, Elder Jin Chi finally turned around and asked.
"Back to Shizu, they are all asleep." Guangmou nodded.
Hear this.
Elder Jin Chi's eyes suddenly flashed with a gleam.
"If that's the case, then ......"
"Burn!"
The monks of the Zen monastery had already received the news, and when Elder Jinchi gave an order, one hundred and ten monks immediately set out, carrying firewood, and lightly piled it up under the meditation hall where Tang Seng and the monkeys were resting.
Although their movements were small, the monkey also opened the soundproof barrier, focusing on the alliance, and did not notice it at all.
But the little white dragon tethered to the outside can see it all.
As soon as he saw it, he saw it.
How can you not understand that this group of monks wants to burn Tang Sanzang to death?
Hurriedly urged the divine mind to inform the monkey.
"What?"
"That old monk actually wants to send someone to burn Master!?"
When the monkey heard the news, he quickly turned off his mobile phone, turned into a little bee and flew out of the window, and immediately saw the figures coming and going under the meditation room.
Each of them carried a bundle of dry firewood in their arms, and stacked it vigorously under the wall.
"Master really didn't guess wrong."
"This group of black-hearted monks really became greedy!"
Sun Wukong laughed secretly, his eyes rolled, and he immediately thought about it, "Okay, if you want to harm us, then my old grandson will come to it and make a plan, urge you to gust winds, and even burn this Zen temple together!" ”
What he thought was actually simple.
Find the wide-eyed Heavenly King to borrow a fire shield to protect Tang Sanzang.
Then when the monk in the courtyard set a fire, he recited a mantra to summon a strong wind, so that the old monk could help the fire!
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
Shake your hand and praise a good plan.
The monkey leaped forward, stepped on the clouds, and went straight to heaven.
After a while, the Nantianmen appeared in front of him, and the monkey fell to the ground, and when he put his hand on the pergola and looked inside, he was suddenly puzzled.
"It's weird."
"Why is there no one outside the Nantian Gate?"
Sun Wukong was confused, and hurriedly ran to the front in two steps, and it was only at this time that he saw the two heavenly soldiers, sitting on the edge of the doorpost with weapons in their arms, holding their mobile phones, wiping their tears while watching.
"Whew, that's so touching."
"Although the White Lady is a goblin, her heart is kinder than that of a monk."
"I hope she can have a good ending with Xu Xian."
"Uh-huh!"
The monkey suddenly smiled, "Then don't think about it, in the end, Bai Suzhen was under the Zhenleifeng Pagoda for seven hundred years, and Xu Xian died of old age, and the two of them couldn't be reunited in the end!" ”
"Bastard, you dare to spoil it!"
The two heavenly soldiers were furious, and they wanted to teach the boy a lesson.
But when they raised their heads, they suddenly saw a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, staring at them with a smile.
"You're... Monkey King? ”
"Oh no, Sun Wukong has hit heaven again!"
The two heavenly soldiers screamed in surprise and crawled to run, but they were carried back by the monkey one by one, grabbing the back collar.
He glared at the two of them with an unhappy face, and scolded: "Call a hammer, my old grandson is now protecting Tang monk Xitian to learn scriptures." I ask you, where is the King of Wide-eyed Heaven, and where have the others gone? ”
"Ahh
"The Great Sage was originally looking for the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King."
"The Heavenly King is in the middle and the Growth Heavenly King are in a double row of black!"
When the monkey heard this, his eyes lit up.
Throwing down the two heavenly soldiers, Sun Wukong drilled into the South Heavenly Gate, and sure enough, he saw the two wide-eyed heavenly kings sitting side by side inside.
He took a look and saw that the Wide-eyed Heavenly King and the Growth Heavenly King had just finished fighting.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'll tell you what rank you are."
"It was just a diamond!"
Seeing the rank displayed on the settlement interface between the two, the monkey crossed his waist and laughed with disdain.
"Great Sage, why are you here?"
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King and the Growth Heavenly King were shocked, but after hearing the ridicule behind them, they couldn't help but pull their old faces, "Heh, you monkey also play "Immortal Alliance"? What rank are you? ”
Now the mobile game "Alliance of Immortals" has exploded in the Three Realms.
When acquaintances meet, they don't compare with anything else, they only compare with the game rank, and the higher the rank, the more face they have.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was even more proud.
"Hearing my grandson's rank, don't be scared!"
He jumped to the steps in two steps, supported his waist with one hand, stretched out his thumb, and said arrogantly: "My old grandson is now the strongest king in the Southern Ganbu Continent Region of the "Immortal Alliance", ranking 55th!" ”
The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King and the Growth Heavenly King were stunned after hearing this.
He burst into laughter.
"The strongest king?"
"You monkey want to accompany Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures from the West, how can you have time to rank on weekdays. I waited for the daily ranking to continue to be worthy of the diamond, are you afraid that you are not even platinum, and you claim to be the strongest king? ”
"It's really funny, hahahahaha!"
Sun Wukong sneered, "You two diamond wastes dare to laugh at my old grandson, open your dog's eyes wide." ”
"Is this the strongest king!!"
He took out his mobile phone and put the game rank logo in front of the two of them.
Seeing this scene, the growth and wide-eyed king were taken aback.
But I'm still not convinced.
"You, the Southern Ganbu Continent Region, have a lot of mortal players, how can there be a high level of immortal players in the Heavenly Court Region. The king of the suburbs is not enough to worry about! The Growth Heavenly King snorted with disdain on his face.
The monkey laughed angrily, "You two are not ashamed to speak out, and you are not convinced, but you dare to fight with my grandson!" ”
"Why don't you dare?" The two of them are very tough.
Since the monkey is not in the same region as the growth and the two heavenly kings of the wide eye.
Let Sun Wukong first use the account of the Growth Heavenly King and the Wide-eyed Heavenly King to go heads-up, and then use the account of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King to go heads-up with the Growth Heavenly King.
The gameplay is also very simple, with three wins in five games.
The strength of the strongest king of monkeys is naturally not false.
Only play six out of ten rounds, and win them all!
"How?"
"Are you two convinced?"
The monkey crossed Erlang's legs, sat on the jade steps, and said with a smile to the two heavenly kings who were full of doubts about the growth of life.
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King forcibly squeezed out a smile and stretched out his thumb:
"The Great Sage is so capable!"
The Growth Heavenly King was a little angry, and said angrily: "You monkey, don't go to accompany Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures from the West, and come to Heaven to do something when you have nothing to do, is it just to abuse the two of us in the game?" ”
Sun Wukong was smug, and when he heard this, he was shocked.
"It's broken!"
"My grandson forgot to do business!"
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