Chapter 163: Monk, Do You Want to Eat Overlord Meal?
"Wukong clearly said that he would be back soon."
"Why can't you even see a figure now?"
Tang Sanzang was uneasy in his heart, and wanted to go to the door of the store several times to investigate, but he didn't dare to leave his seat easily, and he was very tormented.
However, his appearance fell into the eyes of the clerk.
"Do you want to settle the bill, this guest officer?"
Soon, a sweet-looking female clerk came to Tang Sanzang's side and asked with an amiable smile.
"Amitabha."
Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and saluted, slightly nervous, "The poor monk is not in a hurry first. β
"Okay."
The female clerk turned around and left.
But after a while, several tall male clerks came to the vicinity, staring at Tang Seng intentionally or unintentionally.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
It took a quarter of an hour, and he couldn't sit still.
Tang Sanzang silently opened his luggage, ready to find out if there was any missing silver inside, but he turned it upside down, except for the box of green dates that the monkey picked yesterday, he couldn't even find a copper plate.
At this moment, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.
The clerks who were watching around also saw the embarrassment on Tang Sanzang's face.
They looked at each other and gathered around.
"This guest officer."
"When are you going to check out?"
"Uh...... This... This ......"
Being stared at by the other party's unfriendly gaze, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel a little numb in his scalp, and swallowed his saliva gently.
"That's right, Ao Lie!"
He didn't know what to do, but suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered that Ao Lie was still outside, and he was suddenly overjoyed.
He clasped his hands together and said with relief: "Please wait a moment." β
"All the money is on the poor monks."
"The poor monk will send another apprentice to look for him now, and it will not be long before he will come here to settle the bill, and I ask you to be accommodating."
A few clerks looked at each other and asked, "So where is he?" β
"It's right outside your store."
The lead clerk nodded, "Okay!" β
So the four of them escorted Tang Sanzang left and right, all the way to the door.
Tang Sanzang was secretly annoyed in his heart, this monkey didn't know where to go to wander again, and he actually left him alone in the store, which made him frightened, and when he came back, he had to recite the mantra several times!
Fortunately, there is still Ao Lie.
Otherwise, he doesn't know how to end up today.
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang secretly decided to be kind to Xiao Bailong in the future, at least to apologize to the eagle for the trouble.
With this expectation, he came to the empty door of the store.
Tang Sanzang: "??? β
What about the poor monk's horse?!
Where did I go, such a big white dragon horse?!!
Tang Sanzang's face stiffened and trembled.
The little white dragon was incarnated by the third prince of the dragon of the West Sea, but it is not an ordinary horse, and it is impossible to be stolen by anyone, and the only explanation is:
He sneaked away too!
"Monk."
"Where's the other apprentice you're talking about?"
Soon, several clerks were gearing up, and they surrounded them with unkind faces, and snorted at Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang was silent for a moment.
"Dear donors, may I ask if your store accepts green dates?"
"Hehe, what do you think?"
β¦β¦
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore, love and love, and the rope swings slowly......"
Du Fei hummed a little song and walked all the way back to the villa.
Although he knew that Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were likely to come to Heifeng Mountain, as a single-minded man from beginning to end, Du Fei still carried out today's date with his good wife Yang Chan to the end.
Well, the result is not bad.
Although something went wrong when we ate together in the morning.
However, with the experience of love theory accumulated in his previous life, he always kept in mind Yang Chan's hints.
Du Fei successfully took the first step.
Recalling that she held Yang Chan's little hand strongly, she couldn't break free, a little embarrassed but helpless, and the scene when the two of them held hands all the way back in the end, Du Fei was very proud.
This time I held hands and hugged my waist next time.
Maybe next time I can get a kiss or something.
Go on a date and drink a little wine, and take advantage of the strength of the wine to roll on, and it is time for Black Wind Mountain to usher in its proprietress!
"King, you're back!"
Nodding at the little demon guarding the door, Du Fei was about to return to the room.
But I heard the little demon say: "King, two monks came at noon today, one rode a white horse, looking white and clean, and the other was hairy-faced and thunderous, saying that he wanted to see you." β
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Du Fei paused.
"Tang Sanzang and the monkey have already come?" He was surprised.
Du Fei was surprised in his heart, and immediately asked the little demon, "What did you tell them, where have they gone now?" β
"Report to the King."
"I told them you weren't there, and you'd be back in the evening."
"After hearing this, they said that they were going to eat at the Haidilao hot pot restaurant first, and they were going to come back after eating."
Du Fei looked up at the sunset in the sky, and the whole person was a little confused.
Tang Seng and the monkey had this meal all afternoon?
Back at the villa, Du Fei took out the robe, put it on the desk, and immediately called the clones who were working overtime to write programs to discuss countermeasures.
"Hiss!!"
"This is Tang Seng's brocade robe?"
"Damn, isn't it?"
"Boss, when did you steal the robe?"
"Turtle, this looks pretty good."
"Let's see if we can deduct one."
"When I was a child, I had this idea when I watched the Journey to the West TV series, deduct a gem and sell it!"
"What do you mean when you were a child? That was when we were kids! β
The doppelgangers gathered around the robes and talked one after another.
Du Fei knocked on the table and raised his eyebrows, "Did I call you here to talk about this useless?" It's for you to discuss the countermeasures and what to do with this robe. β
"Then return it to Tang Sanzang." Du Fei No. 3 spoke first.
"Seconded!"
"Anyway, we don't have this stuff."
"After this catastrophe, it has nothing to do with us to learn scriptures from the West, just let Tang Seng and them take the robe and get out!"
Wait for the other clones to finish their comments.
Du Fei No. 2 hugged his chest with his left hand, supported his chin with his right hand, hooked the corners of his mouth and said a different idea.
"I think I can take advantage of it."
"Oh, how do you say?"
When Du Fei heard this, he suddenly became interested.
Facing everyone's gaze, Du Fei No. 2 said mysteriously: "As we all know, Tang Seng is the image propaganda ambassador of the eastern transmission of Lingshan Buddhist scriptures, what if we can let Tang Seng be the smear propaganda ambassador first?" β
"How to discredit?"
"Tang Sanzang is a devout Buddhist believer, a high-ranking monk!"
"It's not the kind of green lion and white elephant."
Du Fei raised his hand and pressed it, and suddenly understood the meaning of the second sentence.
When everyone quieted down, he squinted his eyes and said, "No. 2's idea is to let Tang Sanzang participate in the filming of "You Become a Buddha"? β
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Du Fei 2 gave a thumbs up.
He slapped his ass hard, "It's worthy of the boss, you guessed my true thoughts so quickly." β
"That's right!"
"The theme song of "Crossing You to Become a Buddha" is "Crossing Me Without Crossing Her", I believe you all know the lyrics and story, it is better to let Tang Sanzang play the male protagonist and shoot an MV."
Hiss......
Hearing this, the doppelgangers couldn't help but gasp.
"Wonderful!"
"That's a brilliant plan!"
Du Fei couldn't help but glance at No. 2 appreciatively.
His group of doppelgangers are really all talents, the number one who originally gave advice fell, but the number two stood up.
It is worthy of the ultimate shadow clone created with two billion wishes.
"But the top priority is to find Tang Seng and them first."
Du Fei immediately told the doppelgangers that Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong had come to the villa to find him at noon.
"Whew!"
"Boss, it's not easy."
Du Fei No. 3 said with a smile: "Didn't you give Tang Sanzang the strongest Buddha system, directly through the system's monitoring permissions, don't you know where Tang Seng is now?" β
"That's right!"
Du Fei slapped his palm and suddenly realized.
Recently, I've been busy with other things, and I've almost forgotten my identity as a Gatling Bodhisattva!
Thinking of this, he hurriedly turned on the system's monitoring permissions.
The next moment.
Countless dirty dishes came into view.
Zhong Dufei: "??? β
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