"Brother Xun, hurry up, hurry up!"

"Brother Run, he has already taken a good position in front of the TV at the head of the village, you have to be late, don't be robbed by others!"

In a certain village, a teenager shouted into the house.

"It's coming!"

A young man named Brother Xun ran out of the house.

"Leap Earth went so early?"

Holding a small paper bag in his arms, he asked the shouting boy, "Didn't you say that the unitary hour only started, and there is still half an hour?" ”

The boy slapped his leg, "You don't know. ”

"The TV in the next village was damaged by lightning yesterday."

"Let's run here!"

As he spoke, he sniffed his nose and looked at the paper bag in Brother Xun's hand, "Brother Xun, what are you?" ”

Brother Xun smiled proudly, "Fennel beans, have you eaten them?" ”

"Give me a taste!"

The boy's eyes lit up and he reached out to take it.

Brother Xun slapped off the young man's paws, raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the hurry, I'll eat it when I watch a movie later." ”

"Okay, okay, let's hurry over!"

……

Due to the warm-up of the promotion song "Crossing Me Not Crossing Her", the movie "Turning You to Buddha" has already gained the attention of countless people in the Three Realms.

When the Black Wind Mountain Studio issued the news that it was set for the Metaverse Festival.

Countless people waited in front of their phones early.

People who don't have mobile phones occupy a good position in front of the big TV screens in their respective villages and towns in advance.

Du Fei did not choose to set the release time at noon this time.

And it was chosen at the beginning of the unitary time.

That is, it is more than five o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time of winter, it is approaching the end of the day. The vast majority of mortals also had dinner, and the family just had time to watch the movie, in order to earn more willpower, Du Fei could be described as painstaking.

Of course, this will not have much impact on the theater.

The audience for the cinema is not ordinary people.

Those who can gather in front of the TV at the head of the village to watch the film on a cold day are not the kind of people who are willing to spend money to watch the film in the theater.

But they want to prostitute for nothing, and that can't be.

It's okay if you don't pay the money, but you have to stay with me!

To this end, Du Fei also specially designed a program for Xiao Ai's classmates to count the proportion of willingness and the average willingness output of white prostitution users after the movie screening tonight, so as to make adjustments for the future.

……

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Meet Your Majesty!"

The Jade Emperor sat down with a guard of honor and raised his hand slightly.

"Immortals, let's settle down."

Only then did the immortals straighten up again and sit down at their desks.

Although the immortals are just festivals in the world, because this "You Become a Buddha" is the work of the Eight Immortals who directed and edited the whole process.

The Jade Emperor still summoned all the immortals to watch together.

However, this time it was not the celebratory nature of the premiere of "The Legend of the White Snake".

Rather, it is a review meeting for the films directed by the Eight Immortals, which can be regarded as a kind of collective review party.

"Too platinum."

After the immortals sat down, the Jade Emperor looked at the old man Taibai.

"I heard that after the completion of this film, He Xiangu, Lan Caihe and the other eight immortals will officially graduate from the director's training class and return to Heaven from Black Wind Mountain, have they reported this matter to you?"

Tai Bai Xing got up and said, "Back to Your Majesty, this is indeed the case." ”

"Eight Immortals and others also said that Director Du planned to hand them over a TV drama script, which they would independently produce throughout the process."

"It's said to be based on them."

Hearing this answer, a look of satisfaction appeared on the Jade Emperor's face.

Du Fei is really sensible.

not only taught the Heavenly Court Immortal Family to make a film in person, but also specially gave a script, showing that he was showing favor to himself!

"As long as this film does not insult Buddhism by name."

"The widow will keep him safe!"

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor secretly made up his mind.

glanced at the phone, and found that it was almost time to be released, so he immediately waved his finger and threw the phone's express page into the air.

……

The Abyss of Darkness.

In the lawless demon cave, a water curtain is also reflected.

The three people in the black robe, the giant scorpion, and the winning demon merged their legs, clasped their hands, and sat honestly beside Wutian.

The atmosphere doesn't dare to take a breath!

A quarter of an hour ago, the Heavenless Buddha suddenly called the three of them in.

said he was going to take them to watch a movie together.

Although the three of them have never been to the mortal world, they still know what the movie is by relying on the giant scorpion's geodeternal skills.

The recent discussion of "Degree You Become a Buddha".

It is even more familiar to the extreme.

None of them.

The promotional song of this movie "Crossing Me Will Not Cross Her" was sung by the Heavenless Buddha next to him.

The black robe swallowed softly, a little panicked.

He thinks he knows something about the lawless temperament.

The Buddha is a person who likes to bury things deep in his heart, and if he is willing to tell you something that he thinks is more private, in this case, there are generally only two possibilities.

One, you have become his most admired and caring person.

But the black robe felt that even if the Heavenless Buddha wanted to express his appreciation, it was almost impossible to find the three of them at the same time.

Then it can only be another possibility.

He's ready to kill someone!

The winning demon on the side obviously guessed this possibility, and the whole person's face was now a little pale, and the black robe sitting next to her could even feel her body trembling slightly.

What about the giant scorpion?

The black robe stole a glance at the giant scorpion.

only to find that this guy was even more unbearable, not only was there a sweat on his forehead, but he even made the sound of teeth fighting.

Rao is clutching his legs tightly, and his body is still like sifting chaff!

That's right, too.

She was the one who eavesdropped on the Buddha playing games and singing.

It's strange that she's not panicking now!

Wutian naturally noticed the strangeness of the three subordinates, but this was in his arms, he had long wanted to give these three guys a little color to see, as the boss, can you put your beak casually?

Thinking of this, his face became more and more indifferent.

The aura emanating from his body is also a hundred times more cloudy than in the past.

"Don't be nervous."

Wutian suddenly said lightly: "The movie is only a little more than an hour, and you will be liberated soon......"

Black robe: Σ(?д?|||)!

Win the demon: Σ(?д?|||)!

Scorpion: Σ(?д?|||)!

In the frightened gaze of the three people, the mirror curtain lit up.

The movie is about to begin!

……

"Recruit new, recruit new!"

"Heifeng Mountain Director Refresher Class is recruiting!"

"Famous teachers teach and professional tutoring, so that you can learn the best directing courses and master all kinds of filming skills. There are no admission restrictions, hurry up and sign up for Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company. ”

"It's up to you to make the next blockbuster!"

Look at the men and women with exaggerated movements and loud advertising slogans in the picture.

On the top of a mountain thousands of miles away from Lingshan, the faces of a group of arhats, bodhisattvas and Buddhas had strange colors on their faces.

That's right, it's the Buddhas of Da Lei Yin Temple.

Since discovering that the surrounding Lingshan was cast by the bear demon to cast an inexplicable spell, limiting the network speed of mobile phones and televisions, the Buddha Rulai took the monks here on the eve of the movie's release.

It's not that they want to run so far.

It's that the speed limit of the bear demon is too evil to even solve it.

In desperation, he could only leave Lingshan temporarily.

I'll come back after watching the film here.

Fortunately, this place is on the top of a high mountain, otherwise once you are seen, thousands of bald heads shining in the sun.

Nine times out of ten, you will be scared to death on the spot.

"This bear demon actually plans to teach the secrets of filming?"

"How is that possible?!"

Seeing this pre-screening advertisement, the dragon descending Arhat was stunned.

"Yes, this is the bear demon's housekeeping secret, how can he teach it to others?" The Fuhu Arhat is also very strange.

"Heh, you're thinking too much."

Manjushri, who was sitting on the tree, sneered.

"As far as the poor monk knows, all the recruits in Black Wind Mountain need to be selected, and it will definitely brush off all the applicants of the hostile forces at that time, and only admit those who have a cooperative relationship with them."

"Never like it says, there are no admission restrictions!"

When the other monks heard this, they nodded in agreement.

"But the poor monk heard about it."

"The first batch of students in the director class of Black Wind Mountain is about to graduate, and there are not only monsters among them, but even immortals, monks, and mortals!"

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