Looking at the small jade bottle that fell into his hand.

Du Fei was stunned.

Not only him, but even the Jade Emperor and Tongtian were full of strange expressions.

The three of them turned their heads in unison, looked at the old man Taiqing who was leisurely drinking tea on the side, and immediately turned their eyes to Zhun Ti.

His eyes were full of "you're kidding us".

"Amitabha."

"It's the poor monk who is careless."

Du Fei and the others hinted so obviously, even if Zhun Ti was stupid, he chuckled, but there was no embarrassment on his face, he just reached out and touched it inside the wide sleeve robe.

took out an identical jade bottle and handed it to Du Fei.

"One more bottle."

Tongtian: "??? ”

Jade Emperor: "??? ”

Du Fei: "??????? ”

Looking at the Zhun Ti Buddha, whose face was as usual, no matter how the three of them stared, Du Fei was speechless.

No wonder the two sages of the West were unlikable in their previous lives.

This cheeky is really thick!

However, Du Fei didn't plan to worry about it, he still had some respect in his heart for Zhun Ti and the two saints, compared with Sanqing and Nuwa Niangniang, these two are pure grassroots saints.

Lingbao is not as good as the rich second generation of Sanqing.

The foundation is not as good as Nuwa Niangniang, who holds the human race and the demon race.

It's all about resilience and ...... The shameless spirit pulled up the Buddha's door.

How similar is it to those grassroots entrepreneurial young people with no background in the previous life, to be honest, if there was no Guanyin, the old lady suddenly did her own, Du Fei was really too lazy to go against Buddhism.

But that's the point, and it's useless to talk about that.

"Thank you for the Buddha Zhun Ti."

Accepting the golden pill, Du Fei arched his hand towards Zhun Ti.

There are always too many good things, and if you can't eat them yourself, you can also give them to the people around you, such as Yang Chan, Ling Xuzi, and the second uncle.

No matter how bad it is.

It is not impossible to use it as a prize for "The Voice of the Three Realms".

Seeing Du Fei relieved.

The Jade Emperor and Tongtian didn't bother to say anything more.

Zhun Ti had a smile on his face, and then continued: "Second, I want to ask Lord Du Shi to lift the network speed restriction on the Buddhist Dojo and many temples, Zen monasteries, and Buddhist temples in the Netherworld. ”

"Buddha."

"Where did you start?" Du Fei pretended to be puzzled.

Zhun Ti didn't care.

He smiled and said, "As far as the poor monk knows, the network of the Three Realms Buddha Gate Dojo suddenly fell into a jam half a month ago. ”

"So much so that it is almost impossible to use the phone normally."

For this reason, the Buddhas of Lingshan had to leave the Da Lei Yin Temple and watch the movie on the top of a mountain tens of thousands of miles away. Lord Dushi, as the creator of the mobile phone network, presumably this should be from your handwriting. ”

Du Fei hurriedly waved his hand when he heard the sound.

"The Buddha misunderstood."

He sighed softly, "You don't know. ”

"The mobile phone network signal is transmitted through the aura of heaven and earth, and it will be interfered with due to the fluctuation of aura during operation, and it is normal for the network speed to slow down due to some unexpected reasons."

"Reiki is generated by the Heavenly Dao and involves the essence of the Heavenly Dao."

"In the lower district Taiyi Golden Immortal, I know very little about aura, and it is completely powerless to solve the network speed lag."

Du Fei's face showed a look of deep regret.

But he scolded in his heart: "I'm sorry, Master Xiong didn't disconnect the network for you, and you still want 100 megabit optical fiber?" ”

"Dream on!!"

Regarding Du Fei's statement, Zhun Ti obviously did not believe it.

Seeing this, he smiled lightly: "That's weird. ”

"Why are all the Buddhist dojos in the Three Realms affected by this?"

"And as far as the poor monk knows, there was news on Weibo that this was because the golden body in the Buddhist temple interfered with the network signal, so the Internet speed around the temple was limited."

"And it happens that they are all within a five-mile range, and for this reason, many temples in the Nether have been burned down by the people who were bewitched by this remark."

Speaking of this, Zhun Ti looked at Du Fei.

The face is full of meaning, "the strangest thing is ......"

"The Weibo accounts that spread the news are all called Du Fei No. 2, No. 3, and No. 4, I believe that Du Shizhu should be no stranger, right?"

Du Fei: "......"

Gan!

A bunch of dumb scorers.

I don't even know how to put on a vest when I do bad things!

Seeing the stiff look on Du Fei's face, the Jade Emperor and Tongtian naturally understood that this was definitely Du Fei's doing.

The two couldn't help but look at each other, full of surprise.

There is still such an operation?!

They quickly lowered their eyebrows and began to think carefully about the use of this method, Du Fei didn't notice it at all, his operation opened the door to a new world for Tongtian and the Jade Emperor.

Now the Buddha is talking about this.

Du Fei is not good at continuing to quibble.

He had to cough lightly, "It seems that something is wrong, go back and study it, and solve the problem as soon as possible." ”

Settle?

Of course it is impossible to solve.

At most, the speed limit of 1 per 1,000 is raised to 1 percent.

Du Fei has never been a bear who repays his grievances with virtue.

If you want to move your mouth, you can lift the network speed limit, think beautifully! If he doesn't come up with some substantial benefits, Du Fei doesn't plan to be so cheap Buddhism, at least, he has to have another bottle of Arhat Reincarnation Pill.

Zhun Ti obviously didn't know the little Jiujiu in Du Fei's heart.

After hearing Du Fei's promise to solve the problem, the smile on his face became even bigger, and he immediately spoke again: "There is Lord Lao Du." ”

"Then here's the last thing."

"And?!"

Du Fei raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

Buddhism: Is this going to do everything at once?

But there are no other contradictions between the two sides, right?

Then, he heard Zhun Ti speak: "The poor monk hopes that Lord Du Shi can help Buddhism establish the West Tianling Mountain TV station." ”

"No!!"

Before Du Fei could speak, the Jade Emperor on the side slapped the table first.

It's no wonder that the Jade Emperor is so nervous.

The weather forecast and the Heavenly Court TV station had only been established for a short time, and this was his hope that the fortune of the Heavenly Court would be stable from the fixed number of the Buddha's great prosperity.

If only Buddhism had a television station.

To Heavenly Court, it is definitely a huge threat!

"Haotian Daoyou, what does this mean?"

Zhun Ti looked at the Jade Emperor with his eyes and said with a faint smile: "The poor monk has never heard that Lord Du Shi is a registered immortal family of Heavenly Court. ”

"The cooperation between Buddhism and Du Shi."

"When do you need Haotian Daoyou to make a decision?"

Looking at the gradually tense atmosphere between the Jade Emperor and Zhun Ti, Tongtian's eyes suddenly lit up, Buddhism and Heaven were actually going to face each other?! This is something that has never happened in ancient and modern times, and it is really unusual!!

He took a sip of the fairy tea and stared at the two of them intently.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly when he heard this.

"Du Fei is the director of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Bureau, who is a widow, and he has officials and talents, how can he not be regarded as a person of the Heavenly Court?"

"Makes sense!"

Tongtian nodded and interjected.

Zhun Ti listened, and a sneer appeared on his face.

"Is Haotian Daoyou really a poor monk so foolish?"

He said lightly: "The position of director of this meteorological bureau is specially appointed to Lord Du Shi, if this is also a registered immortal family in the heavenly court, then the poor monk has given Lord Du Shi as a venerable, isn't he also a member of the Buddhist sect?" ”

"You're right!" Tongtian continued to nod.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but be a little annoyed.

He stared at Zhun Ti, "Hugh is going to argue here, even if it is a specially appointed immortal official, do you know that the widow has also given marriage to Du Fei?!" ”

Tongtian turned his head to look at Zhun Ti, "That's the case!" ”

"Huh."

There was no surprise on Zhun Ti's face, and his tone became-for-tat, "Marriage? How did the poor monk remember that Lord Du Shi had already intended someone and rejected the marriage of Haotian Daoyou? ”

"Indeed!" Tongtian affirmed.

The Jade Emperor's face suddenly turned red.

He slapped his hand on the table and scolded angrily: "Then do you know who Du Fei's intended person is a widow?" ”

"Who?" Zhun Ti laughed sarcastically.

The Jade Emperor choked now.

These words were completely nonsense from his momentary anger, and he wanted to use it to suppress Zhun Ti. He hadn't had time to go to the Yuelao Palace to see Du Fei's marriage red line, how could he know who Du Fei liked?

Just when I don't know how to answer.

He suddenly remembered that he also had a niece who had lived in the Nether for a long time.

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but blurt out:

"Three Holy Mother, Yang Chan!"

Burst!!!

Hearing this, Du Fei and Tongtian, who were about to take a sip of tea and continue watching the play, directly squirted out a sip of fairy tea......

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