Huangfeng Ridge, Huangfeng Cave.

"King, you're out of the way, aren't you?"

The Tiger Pioneer approached the Yellow Wind Monster and asked tentatively.

The Yellow Wind Monster, whose head was wrapped in a white cloth and his hands were bandaged, squinted at the Tiger Pioneer expressionlessly, opened his mouth with two missing teeth, and said coldly: "Do you think this king looks like a monster who is okay now?" ”

"This ......"

Tiger Pioneer looked embarrassed, "King, if you didn't listen to persuasion, you would have to go to Black Wind Mountain to find trouble with Xiong Zhenjing." ”

"Why is that?"

As he spoke, it let out a long sigh and went back to a few days ago.

That day coincided with the release of "Becoming a Buddha".

As a loyal fan of the Black Wind Mountain Studio, the Yellow Wind Monster prepared melon and fruit drinks early, and took the little monsters in the cave to watch this movie together.

But unfortunately.

The network card is up.

And it's not just one phone, it's the phone of all the monsters in the cave.

In order to watch the movie, they had to endure the torture of network lag, but they stayed up all day and failed to finish the movie.

At this time, the little demon pig Tianba, who went out to procure, came back.

The demons only learned from it.

It turned out that there was no network lag in the market town hundreds of miles away, and Huang Fengwei was suspicious, so he immediately took his mobile phone and tested it. only to find that only the network speed was limited within 100 miles around Huangfengling.

Now, it's him off.

Black Bear Jing always filmed some love tragedies, even if he did this, limiting Huang Fengling's Internet speed.

It's really an uncle who can bear it, but an aunt who can't bear it!

The annoyed Yellow Wind Monster ignored the obstruction of the demons in the cave.

Drive to the Black Wind Mountain.

He swore to give the bear a little samadhi kamikaze!

Not only did he have to make the bear demon apologize and admit his mistakes, but he also had to unblock the Internet speed of Huang Fengling and restore his previous speed.

But I never expected it!

Greeting the Yellow Wind Monster were two peak Taiyi Golden Immortals.

That battle.

The Yellow Wind Monster was beaten badly......

The head was broken, and one of the front teeth was lost, and if it weren't for the cover of the samadhi kamikaze, I am afraid that I would not be able to escape.

"Shut up!"

Being poked in the sore spot, the Yellow Wind Monster was very annoyed.

He glared at the Tiger Pioneer, "You bunch of rice buckets! Is there a bit of backbone? That bear demon has bullied us, is it possible to swallow your anger and not even dare to let go of a fart?! ”

"I let it go, you didn't hear it." Tiger Vanguard muttered quietly.

Yellow Wind Monster: "??? ”

Seeing that the Yellow Wind Monster showed signs of madness again.

Hu San on the side hurriedly said: "The king is angry, what is important now is what should we do?" ”

"I think so." Tiger Vanguard took over, "The monster from Black Wind Mountain hasn't chased after me for so many days, and he must have no intention of dealing with us, so let's continue to live in peace." ”

"But the network speed limit hasn't been solved." Fox San said.

Tiger Pioneer couldn't help but hesitate when he heard this.

Over the past year, mobile phones and the Internet have been thoroughly integrated into the daily life of the Batu Cave monsters, and now the internet speed is limited.

The phone is almost unusable.

As the saying goes, it is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift!

It's hard to get them to give up their phones.

"Or ......"

The Tiger Pioneer pondered for a long time, looked up at the Yellow Wind Monster, and asked tentatively, "Shall we move away from the Yellow Wind Ridge?" ”

Fox Three: "......"

Yellow Wind Monster: "......"

Is this a special solution that the demon can come up with!!

The Yellow Wind Monster couldn't bear it anymore, he touched the wooden stick on the side, and directly beat the Tiger Pioneer to scream, and scolded even more: "You have no eggs, and you are still a tiger sperm?" ”

"This king has to kill you bastard today!"

"Don't fight! Don't fight! ”

"King, I have another way!"

The Tiger Pioneer screamed and hurriedly shouted with his head in his hands.

It wasn't until the Yellow Wind Monster finally got over the fight that he threw away the wooden stick, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said coldly: "Then you say." ”

Only then did the Tiger Pioneer cautiously come to the Yellow Wind Monster and offer a plan: "King, I heard in a monster chat group a few days ago that Tang Sanzang will pass through our Yellow Wind Ridge in the near future. ”

"He once played the male lead in the short film "Crossing Me Not Crossing Her" in Black Wind Mountain, and he must be very familiar with the bear demon."

"Why don't we get him."

"In this way, I want to blackmail the black bear spirit to lift the network speed limit for us."

When the Yellow Wind Monster heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Wow!"

What kind of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company opened by Xiong Zhenjing, Huang Feng Monster has naturally heard of it.

Needless to say, the treatment of signed artists is good, since Tang Sanzang once starred in the male protagonist of the short film "Crossing Me Not Crossing Her", he must have a lot to do with the bear demon, and if he is in trouble, he will definitely come to the rescue.

When the time comes, let it unblock the network speed limit.

It is impossible for the bear demon not to agree, after all, this condition is not harsh.

Even if the two sides had an unpleasant quarrel, the bear demon and those two peak Taiyi Golden Immortals would not kill Huang Fengling.

Perfect plan!

As for whether Tang Sanzang can be arrested.

The Yellow Wind Monster didn't think about it at all.

The bear demon and the two monsters at the peak of the Taiyi Golden Immortal can't be beaten by him, and it's not enough to deal with a monk, as for the two apprentices under him, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

It's not to arrest them, what's there to care about?

Thinking of this, the Yellow Wind Monster made up his mind.

"Okay, it is worthy of being the king's military advisor, and sure enough, he is a hero among the tigers, wise and brave!" He glanced approvingly at the Tiger Vanguard.

Then he waved his hand, "Come on, closely monitor the road in the ridge." ”

"Once Tang Sanzang is discovered, report it immediately."

"Yes, King!"

……

Tang Sanzang more than ten miles away.

I didn't know I was being caught up in a certain youkai.

Of course, he couldn't have known, because it was the middle of the night, and Tang Sanzang was lying alone under the tree and sleeping soundly.

Why is it said that it is a person, naturally because of ......

"Bajie, you idiot!"

"We've both killed each other on the next road, and you still don't come to get the dragon?"

Not far from Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie sat side by side, holding their mobile phones in their hands, and they were engrossed in operating.

The little white dragon poked the horse's head and couldn't take his eyes off it.

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sanzang, and then whispered to the monkey with a nervous expression: "Brother Monkey, you keep your voice quiet, so as not to wake up the master, otherwise he will definitely nag the two of us." ”

"What are you afraid of?"

The monkey glanced at him, "My grandson has already set up a soundproof barrier, even if you shout in your throat, Master will not be able to hear it." ”

"It's still Brother Monkey's thoughtfulness!" Zhu Bajie sighed.

"Don't push it, hurry up and get the dragon."

The monkey came back to his senses and continued to operate the phone, "I will try to take you to the master tonight, there is always a diamond frame." ”

"Being seen by acquaintances will lose face for my grandson."

Soon, the game ended.

Led by the monkey and Bai Jingjing's super god.

There was no doubt about the victory.

Zhu Bajie, who finally got on the master, looked at the exquisite master frame, overjoyed, and hurriedly patted the monkey's ass, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really good, leading people to score is like drinking water." ”

The monkey smirked, "It's okay." ”

"Of course, it can't be said that it's all my grandson's ability."

"If it weren't for Jingjing, I'm afraid my grandson would still be struggling with a group of vegetables in the gold and silver sections."

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie showed a playful smile on his face.

He bumped Sun Wukong with his shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Brother Monkey."

"Do you and Bai Jingjing have a leg?"

Sun Wukong almost didn't lose his breath when he heard the voice, he squinted at Zhu Bajie, "What do you mean to have a leg, we are friends!" ”

Zhu Bajie disagreed, and the smile on his face was even worse, "Brother Monkey, you can lie to me about the old pig, don't lie to yourself, what friend can let you chat with her every day when you have free time?" ”

"You idiot thinks too much."

The monkey refused to admit it, "Jingjing doesn't have any friends on weekdays, I just try to help her chat and relieve her boredom." ”

"Then you haven't thought about meeting you offline?"

"Offline?"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears, "Her family lives in Baihuling, which is quite far away." ”

"White Tiger Ridge?"

Zhu Bajie touched the pig's nose and recalled: "My old pig has a little impression, it seems to be located in the west of Wanshou Mountain in Zhenyuan Daxian. If nothing else, it's on the way to Lingshan. ”

"Really?" The monkey was surprised.

Zhu Bajie nodded, "Eight or nine is not far from ten." ”

got a positive answer, Sun Wukong's heart couldn't help but live, of course it was good to be able to meet Bai Jingjing offline.

I just don't know what she looks like.

But since it's a youkai, it probably won't look good.

But it doesn't matter.

My grandson is not a person who pays attention to appearance, as long as she is not a vicious man-eating demon, even if Jingjing looks uglier than this nerd, my grandson still regards her as his closest friend.

The monkey is determined to go out of the gods.

The east was already white.

Seeing this, he put away his mobile phone, removed the soundproof barrier, and shouted to Tang Sanzang, who was sleeping soundly under the tree:

"Master, it's time to get up and hurry!"

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