Chapter 214: Monkey's online dating experience of exploding photos

Qinglong Mountain, Xuanying Cave.

The three rhinoceros spirits looked at the pop-up advertisements on their mobile phones, their faces full of excitement.

"The Voice of the Three Realms is simply tailor-made for us!"

"Haha, big brother is right!"

"Looking at the Three Realms, who can compare to our voices?"

"That's right!"

"As long as I let go of the roar, I will make everyone obey!"

The three rhinoceros spirits crossed their waists and laughed for a while, and the eldest brother Bihan immediately said happily: "It says that there is a large amount of gold and silver, as well as magic weapons and elixirs, and the rewards are really rich." ”

"With this money, we can buy sesame oil for ourselves."

"No longer have to pretend to be a Buddha or Bodhisattva every year, and trick those mortals into getting us sesame oil!"

"Big brother."

"These are trivial."

The second brother Bi Xia took over, "That high wish power is a good thing, after refining, it can greatly improve the cultivation, and it is worth more than silver!" ”

"Don't worry about it, it's all in our brothers' pockets anyway."

The little brother said with a smile.

"Brothers together!"

"Win the top three!"

"No problem!"

The three demons glanced at each other and let out bold words.

……

Taiyin Star, Guanghan Palace.

In the elixir room, seven or eight jade rabbits stood in a row, pounding medicine.

One of the jade rabbit probes glanced at Chang'e, who was playing with her mobile phone outside, and then patted the jade rabbit beside her, and said in a low voice: "Mao Er, Nishang is playing with her mobile phone, don't mess with it, come and rest for a while." ”

Mao Er glanced at the jade rabbit who had dropped the medicine pestle and shook his head.

"I don't dare."

"I sneaked away to the Nether Realm for so long before, and Xingjun didn't punish me for remembering my old feelings, I can't be lazy anymore."

The jade rabbit suddenly said lazily: "Xingjun is a good person. ”

"He doesn't care if we're lazy, as long as we finish the elixir within the time limit, it's not like those Chang'e who are holding chicken feathers as arrows and swaggering all day long."

As it spoke, it snorted, "Especially the one named Su'e." ”

"Fairy Su'e has offended you?"

Mao Er pounded the medicine, turned his head and asked curiously.

"Isn't it?"

Yutu said angrily: "It's when you were in the lower realm, once I hid for a while when I was making medicine, but she came up and punched me!" ”

"And I heard that she has been reincarnated in the Nether."

"It's better not to let me know where she was reincarnated, otherwise I must go down to earth and seek revenge for that punch!"

However, it soon regained its languid form.

"But there's nothing fun in the Nether."

"For the sake of revenge, you go down to earth privately, and the gains outweigh the losses."

The Jade Rabbit lay on the ground, its paws behind its head, blinking a pair of red eyes, and its face was full of boredom.

"Shocked! Astound! BIG NEWS! ”

"Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company is about to launch a large-scale music singing talent show, "The Voice of the Three Realms"!"

Suddenly, a voice came from Chang'e's mobile phone outside.

The Jade Rabbit sat up in an instant and erected two long ears.

Listen carefully.

"As long as you sing well, as long as you have musical talent, "The Voice of the Three Realms" will welcome you, and there will be countless gifts to give, and you can become a music superstar in the Three Realms!"

"What are you waiting for?"

"Hurry up and scan the code below the video to sign up!"

"The Voice of the Three Realms? Sing? After listening to the promotional advertisements in the mobile phone, Yutu's eyes suddenly lit up.

……

The promotional advertisement for "The Voice of the Three Realms" was broadcast.

It immediately attracted the attention of countless singing lovers in the Three Realms, after all, it was not at all comparable to the draft competition of cultivation and supernatural powers, not to mention that the rewards were so rich.

You know, this will be broadcast live in all three realms!

And also have the opportunity to become a disciple of the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun and Lingshan Buddha, what a glory is this?

The most important thing is!

There is actually the most beautiful man in the Three Realms who appeared.

It immediately attracted the attention of all men, women and children.

Needless to say, women don't want to see the demeanor of the most beautiful man in the Three Realms; The man is also very simple, purely unpleasant, who are these handfuls, who dare to call the most beautiful man in the Three Realms?

For a while, "The Voice of the Three Realms" has not yet started.

It has gained unprecedented attention.

It doesn't matter if it's mortals, monsters, monks, or immortals, they're all running around to tell each other and talk excitedly about it.

Those who sing well.

I'm also considering whether to sign up, after all, the rewards are too generous.

Except for the realms that were not covered by the Internet, almost all of them in the Three Realms were attracted to it and went crazy about it.

Of course.

Except for a monkey who only likes to play alliances.

……

"Idiot, you stupid pig!"

"There's no jungler on the other side, and you can't punish the big dragon!?"

"I've been wronged, Brother Monkey."

"That Yeti Knight Q on the other side has too much damage."

"It's higher than my punishment damage!"

Under the big tree, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie sat side by side, holding their mobile phones, and when they heard it, they knew that it was black in the third row.

Because Tang Sanzang went to transform his fate alone.

So the two took advantage of this free time to play a ranking.

After a hard-fought tug-of-war, they finally relied on the invincible cooperation of the monkey and Bai Jingjing to annihilate the other party, and then bulldozed the enemy base in a wave and won the final victory.

"Cool!"

"It's still a good turnaround."

Zhu Bajie was still unsatisfied, and said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, do it again, and if you win one more game, I will be promoted to grandmaster." ”

"Go, go, go."

The monkey glanced at Zhu Bajie, "Spank a fart." ”

"Master will come back soon."

Before the words fell, there was a rustling sound in the forest, and then a nine-foot-tall majestic monk walked out of it holding a clay pot, it was none other than Tang Sanzang, who went to turn into a fate.

"Master, are you back?" The monkey hurriedly stepped forward.

Zhu Bajie followed.

"Master, have you eaten fast?"

Tang Sanzang smiled when he heard this, "Amitabha, the donor I met this time was very friendly, and when I saw that I was a teacher, I gave all the rice I had just made to my teacher without saying a word." ”

"For convenience, I also gave a clay pot for rice."

"No matter how much the teacher refuses, they still forcibly stuff things into the arms of the teacher, hey......"

"Wonderful! Wonderful! ”

"There are still a lot of good people in this world."

Zhu Bajie and the monkey looked at each other when they heard this, and couldn't help laughing twice.

took out the bowl in the luggage and divided the meal, Monkey, Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie each held their rice bowls, swiping their mobile phones while eating.

"Ding!"

[Bai Jingjing]: "Why don't I fight?" ”

"Master has returned, and we are having lunch." Seeing Bai Jingjing's news, the monkey typed.

[Bai Jingjing]: "Oh......"

[Bai Jingjing]: "By the way, have you seen the promotional advertisement of "The Voice of the Three Realms", Heifengshan Entertainment Company invites people who sing well in the three realms to participate in the show, and it will be broadcast live in the three realms. ”

The monkey took a bite of rice and typed, "I haven't heard of it." ”

[Bai Jingjing]: "I kind of want to go. ”

The monkey was amazed, and then typed, "You can still sing?" I've never heard you say that. ”

[Bai Jingjing]: "There will only be a few mountain songs!" ”

The monkey smiled when he saw this.

"Then pull it down."

"Let's not talk about how well you sing, just because you look like a monster, it is estimated that you will not be able to get on the stage, and you don't have to go to others."

[Bai Jingjing]: "Hmph, I'm not ugly!" ”

After that, another hint.

[Bai Jingjing]:"[Picture][Picture][Picture][Picture]"

The monkey opened it and looked at it, and his eyes lit up slightly.

He always thought that Bai Jingjing was an ugly-looking monster, but he didn't expect it to be a beautiful girl. She looks like she is in her twenties, with ice muscles and jade bones, clear and lovely, and she actually has a bit of fairy spirit.

[Bai Jingjing]: "How is it?" [proud]"

Monkey finger typing is fast.

"Make do with it, it's a little worse than the fairies of the Heavenly Palace."

[Bai Jingjing]: "Hmph, I'm not happy! But I don't even know what you look like, why don't you blow up a photo too? ”

Seeing the text sent by Bai Jingjing, the monkey was stunned.

He turned on the phone's front-facing camera.

The image of a hairy face and Lei Gongzui suddenly appeared on the screen.

Although among the monkeys, Sun Wukong's appearance is definitely a rare handsome man, but with the aesthetics of the human race, his dignity is simply comical to the extreme, and for a while, he was a little weak-hearted.

I don't know why.

I didn't dare to take pictures of my appearance to Bai Jingjing.

[Bai Jingjing]: "Okay?" ”

The monkey's eyes were entangled, and he couldn't help but glance at Tang Sanzang next to him.

Looking at the master, who is as strong as an ox, but has a plump and heroic face, a lofty appearance, and clear eyebrows.

Sun Wukong suddenly had a plan in his heart.

He immediately turned on the rear camera and clicked to take a picture at Tang Sanzang.

Click!

The flash lights on.

"Goku, what are you doing?" Tang Sanzang wondered.

The monkey pretended to wave his hand calmly, "It's nothing, Master, I'm just looking at the camera on my phone." ”

"Oh......"

Tang Sanzang nodded and didn't ask again.

The monkey then lowered his head and picked up his mobile phone and sent the photo to Bai Jingjing.

"How's it going, handsome?"

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