Zhu Bajie, who had a blue nose and swollen face, saw this, and said angrily:

"Look at you!"

"Brother Monkey, it's really not that my old pig deliberately mentioned this stubble, but that the gods and Buddhas all over the sky have treated you as a classic chant about Bi Ma Wen."

"Seriously, black history is history."

"You have to face reality!"

Before he could finish speaking, the monkey's hand was already on his shoulder.

"Huh?"

"Brother Monkey, what are you going to do?"

"Master save ...... Hmmm! ”

The dull thunderous sound of fists came again, and Tang Sanzang raised his head as if he had realized it, looking at the cloudless clear sky.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I thought it was thundering." ”

With that, he looked down at his phone again.

The Jade Emperor was ridiculed by Zhun Ti, and suddenly snorted coldly, "Do you Buddhism only play with your mouth?" ”

"Let's tell us your conditions first!"

Zhun Ti clasped his hands together, turned back to his body, and said lightly:

"Join the ranks of the poor monks."

"What do you think of that old incident more than 3,000 years ago, the poor monk can be the master and write it off?"

Hearing Zhun Ti's words, everyone was stunned.

Only the Buddha looked embarrassed.

[Huli Daxian]: "The Riddler Roll Rough!" ”

[This nickname has been violated]: "This monk is confused? Still 3,000 years ago? The Scorpion Moon girl is obviously only eighteen or nineteen years old, okay! ”

[Eternal Vajra]: "Evil obstacles! ”

[Splash Vajra]: "Dare to be disrespectful to the Buddha!" ”

[Victory to Vajra]: "Insulting the Buddha? ”

[Donkey Kong]: "After death, you will be sent to the 18th layer of hell!" ”

[The second master of Zixiao Palace]: "Hehe, the people of the Western Sect are really arrogant, they should be fifty in the palm of their mouths." ”

This barrage just appeared.

The four Dharma Protectors in the Great Lei Yin Temple, King Kong, looked at their uncontrolled hands with a look of horror and slapped them in the face.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Seeing the surrounding monks and Buddhas, he was confused.

Looking at the barrage that crossed by, the Buddha sighed lightly, wanting to cast a spell to make them stop, but he was powerless.

With the current realm strength of that Heavenly Sage.

Except for Taiqing and Hongjun.

I'm afraid I won't be able to find a third person who can stop him......

After fifty slaps, the four King Kongs, who were slapped into pigs' heads by themselves, looked at the Buddha on the lotus platform aggrievedly, "Buddha, why don't you rescue your disciple?" ”

Only then did the monks come to their senses.

It turns out that the four Dharma Protector Vajra just now didn't voluntarily slap themselves in the face?

If the Buddha had the heart to explain.

But in the end, his face turned pale and reprimanded: "Take the blame, deserve to be punished, watch the live broadcast honestly, and send less barrage!" ”

Although Buddhism is prosperous.

But the Three Realms are vast, and there are four great saints and Dao Ancestors.

There are quasi-saint peak powers that have survived since the flood era, such as Zhen Yuanzi, Nanshan Phoenix, Houtu Emperor Diqi and other half-step mixed elements and even innate beings who are almost saints.

You don't know if a random barrage will provoke them.

In a world where causality is at every turn.

It's not just a matter of talking about hitting you along the network cable, or even using a network cable, just a network signal.

And the situation at the scene of The Voice is somewhat intriguing.

Scorpion Yue, who was unfazed in the face of the solicitation treatment of the old man of Taiqing and the Jade Emperor, but after hearing Zhun Ti's seemingly nonsensical words, his expression moved, and he couldn't help asking, "Is this true?" ”

Zhun Ti smiled and clasped his hands, "The monks don't speak. ”

Scorpion Moon nodded.

Du Fei on the side couldn't help but feel a little interested.

This scorpion moon and Buddhism seem to be old?

He recalled the monsters related to Buddhism in Journey to the West, the Yellow Wind Monster who stole the clear oil of the glass cup, the brocade mouse that stole the fragrant flowers and treasure candles, and the green lion spirit, the white elephant monster, and the lion lynx monster in the black chicken country.

Wait a minute!

It seems that the scorpion essence of the daughter country is also related to Buddhism.

Although Du Fei hadn't read the original Journey to the West, he remembered that the scorpion spirit once stung for a while when he was listening to Zen in Lingshan.

Later, in order to avoid the pursuit of the Dharma Protector Vajra.

Escaped to the daughter's country.

"This is not what Zhun Ti said about the old thing, right?"

Du Fei suddenly understood at this time.

"Thank you to the three mentors for their presentations." Seeing that the three of them had finished speaking, Ao Tingxin stood on the stage again and handed the microphone to Scorpion Moon, "Then Scorpion Moon girl, please make your choice." ”

"Which mentor are you going to join?"

[The monkey returned me to the fire shelter]: "If it is the king of this heaven, he will choose Laojun, that is a hundred Nine Transformation Spirit Pills!" ”

[Snake Player]: "Huh? ”

[Purple Clothes]: "I will definitely choose Your Majesty." ”

[Wude Xingjun]: "Nonsense, you don't need to think about it!" ”

[Tai Bai Xing]: "Wide-eyed Heavenly King, after the show is over, come to Tongming Hall immediately!" ”

[Monkey returns me to the fire shelter]: "I am joking ......"

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Don't choose the Jade Emperor!" ”

"The goddess has become a god, and we can't see it."

[Ye Ao Nai I]: "It is recommended to choose Taishang Laojun, this guy really has a lot of pills, after eating, go to the gossip furnace to refine it, and have the opportunity to refine the incorruptible body of King Kong, experience it for yourself, absolutely true!" ”

The barrage was hot, but Scorpion Moon was calm.

She hesitated for a moment, then finally set her sights on the Zunti Sage.

"I'm going to pick up the right mentor!"

Taiqing: "Alas......"

Jade Emperor: "Alas......"

Hundreds of millions of viewers: "??? ”

A smile suddenly appeared on the face of the Zhun Ti Buddha, his hands were folded, and he bowed his head and said, "Amitabha, good and good." ”

After speaking, he glanced at the Jade Emperor with a slight hint of interest.

The Jade Emperor had a look of "pity" on his face.

After Zhun Ti said those misty words, he knew that this scorpion moon had something to do with Buddhism, but he didn't expect that this grievance was so deep that the other party regarded the six-rank immortal book and the nine-turn spirit pill as nothing.

Damn it!

was actually preempted by the old bald donkey!

It's also a pity for the old man who is too clear.

He likes the singing style of this Scorpion Moon very much, and it has a lot of charm, which is much better than the drama he heard on Weibo.

And the Jade Emperor and the old man Taiqing can understand.

It doesn't mean that those viewers who don't know the inside story can understand.

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Shady! ”

[Leopard Head Mountain Agricultural and Sideline Products Wholesale]: "This is too fake, right, the Buddha took it with a word?" ”

[Merry Horse]: "Such a talented and beautiful woman." ”

"Why bother with a monk?"

[Halloween Princess]: "??? ”

[Mingyue]: "They won't have a leg, right?" ”

[Qingfeng]: "It's possible! ”

[With the world]: "Hiss......, you two little rabbit cubs still don't shut up as a teacher!" ”

[Tang Sanzang]: "The scorpion moon donor has a discerning eye." ”

Manjushri: "Good! ”

[Fuxian Bodhisattva]: "Good! ”

[Huli Daxian]: "Good uncle, a group of bald donkeys." ”

[Victory to Vajra]: "You sin...... Okay, wait! ”

[My nose is particularly long]: "The one in front of me is called Huli Daxian, I really admire you, you are crazy and arrogant enough." ”

[Huli Daisen]: "It's so-so." ”

"Poor Dao is a man known as the nemesis of the bald donkey!"

[Old Birthday Star]: "......"

Fortunately, there was no barrage at the scene, and after Scorpion Moon walked to the student area behind Zhun Ti, Ao Tingxin immediately smiled and said: "Congratulations to the Zhun Ti Sage for winning the opening and getting the first promotion player today." ”

"Then next."

"A fourth singer is invited to perform on stage!"

Hearing the host's words, the barrage finally stopped, and everyone's eyes were focused on the entrance of the stage.

The eyes of the Jade Emperor and the old man Taiqing were also a little expectant.

Especially the Jade Emperor.

Now that Zhun Ti is ahead, he is also eager to open.

All eyes on it.

A cute girl in a white dress, about sixteen or seventeen years old, jumped from the entrance to the center of the stage.

"Poof!"

Guanghan Palace, sitting under the laurel tree, chewing the spirit fruit, while watching the seven or eight jade rabbits that Mao Er brought to the heavenly court from the nether realm, squirted out the flesh in his mouth.

They stared at their red eyes and said in unison:

"Mao Qi?!"

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