Chapter 82 Society, I Xu Damao
Burst......!
Xu Damao didn't catch his breath, and he almost choked on his own saliva.
This Cui Dake still understands the metaphysics of physiognomy?
The ancients said that the blackening of the Yintang was a bad sign.
"There's dirt on your face, I'll get some water and you'll wash it."
At this time, Xu Damao realized that Cui Da was looking at his face just now, and then came to the conclusion that there were stains on his face? !
Xu Damao subconsciously wiped the position of his eyebrows, and replied a little angrily:
"It turns out that you don't understand the metaphysics of physiognomy, what kind of water do you want, trouble! I'll wipe it off and it'll be clean. ”
Cui Dake smiled secretly in his heart, but his face was unmoved, and he said with a serious face:
"Xu Damao, I don't know the metaphysics of physiognomy, but I know a little bit about medical skills, look at your face, do you have any physical problems?"
Under the false alarm, Xu Damao scoffed a little and said:
"Come on, Cui Dake, you are a cook, I admit that you have good skills, and you still know medicine?"
Cui Dake hehe:
"What? Not convinced? Do you know where I learned my cooking? I don't really tell him about ordinary people. ”
Xu Damao was also a little curious and nodded.
Cui Dake told the story:
"There is a mountain that stretches for thousands of miles behind my Nantai Commune, when I was a child, I strayed everywhere and met a strange person, do you know what his origin is?"
Deep mountains and old forests?
Strange Retreat?
Xu Damao's gossip heart suddenly burned, and his sitting posture was upright.
Cui Dake paused and continued:
"That hermit strange man turned out to be the ancestor of the braid emperor at the time of the emperor, and he was the royal chef in the palace."
"In order to avoid the war, I have been hidden in the mountains, and it has been passed to him, I am already alone, and when I am old, I am smart and clever, and my bones are amazing, so I let me apprentice and pass on my imperial kitchen skills."
"My master ancestor was on an errand in the palace, and he came into contact with all the masters of the Ouchi, the imperial doctors of the palace, and the like, and sometimes they would communicate with each other."
"Otherwise, how can it be said that the kitchen and doctor are not separated, I have to be taught by my master, and naturally I have also learned first-hand medical skills."
Xu Damao suddenly realized, scolding this Cui Dake's dog luck in his heart, but there was a compliment on his face, and he said again and again:
"It turned out to be the heir of the imperial kitchen doctor, amazing, help me take a look, I've been feeling uncomfortable lately, see if you have a stethoscope."
"I'm studying Chinese medicine, just take the pulse. But Xu Damao, remember to keep my affairs secret for me, otherwise you will have to listen to a story just now. ”
Cui Dake advised.
"No problem, I'm keeping my mouth shut. Cui Dake, hurry up and help me take a look. ”
Xu Damao hurriedly agreed.
"Okay, let me see, your pulse is a little disordered, have you been in a hurry lately, sluggish, poor appetite, poor sleep, huh...... Actually didn't have sex well, Xu Damao, you ......"
Cui Dake pretended to take the pulse and talked nonsense casually.
After the toss a few days ago, Xu Damao couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep, can he not do this?
As for the ineffectiveness of this room, Cui Dake is also guessing, in the plot, there are many women around Xu Damao, and he didn't even lay an egg.
"Sss
I have to say that seeing Xu Damao's surprised expression, Cui Dake said that eight or nine are not far from ten.
Seeing that his secrets were all known to Cui Dake, Xu Damao said with a sad face:
"Dake, you really have the ability, what you said is right, I don't know if you can heal it?"
"It's not a big problem, I have some palace recipes handed down by my master,"
"Among them, there is a medicine that is refined into a pill, which can be regarded as a rare elixir, and it is a treasure used by the princes."
"When my master returned to the West, he passed one to me, and there was only this one."
Cui Dake withdrew his hand to check the pulse, and said in a good time.
"But see if you can give me this elixir."
Hearing that Cui Dake actually had a medicine, Xu Damao looked at Cui Dake with hopeful eyes, and the original Cui Dake directly shouted Cheng Dake to show his closeness.
"Well, you feel the effect first, and then I say a cost, and as for whether it's worth it, you feel it yourself."
"Okay, Dake, you can bring it quickly."
Xu Damao stood up, looking anxious.
"Well, who made us brothers. The elixir needs to be mixed before it can become an elixir to drink, you sit down for a while, and I will mix it for you. ”
After Cui Dake finished speaking, he entered the back room and closed the door of the house, went to the portable space to make half a cup of spiritual spring water, got some, rabbit feces and the like, and melted a magic medicine into the water, and finally made some cow urine in the remaining space of the cup, so that the elixir just mentioned was concocted.
The spiritual spring water can get rid of the peculiar smell, and the smell is no, but the originally clear spiritual spring water is a little turbid after being added by Cui Dake.
Looking at the cup of elixir that Cui Dake brought out, although Xu Damao was a little suspicious, when he thought of his widowhood, he gritted his teeth and drank it.
Suddenly, Xu Damao felt as if his whole body had been reborn, the fatigue and discomfort of his original body were slowly disappearing, and he was much more energetic.
In particular, I feel a heat rotating under my lower abdomen.
"How do you feel about the drug?"
Cui Dake almost laughed, but he held back bitterly, and Junxiu's face was a little distorted.
Xu Damao felt the changes in his body, and he didn't notice Cui Dake's face, and he exclaimed.
"Elixir! Sure enough, it's a panacea! The cost you just said ......"
"Between our brothers, the consultation fee is counted, but the elixir I just said is worth a lot of money, so you can just give twenty yuan."
Xu Damao was taken aback.
Twenty bucks?!
This is really a lion's mouth, and it is almost Xu Damao's salary for a month.
But thinking that it was the palace party, how cheap could it be, so he gritted his teeth and asked:
"Da Ke, I didn't have so much money on me all of a sudden, why don't you slow down?"
"Okay, give it to me in a few days. There is such a problem, I have to remind you, this unfavorable sexual affairs are often accompanied by fertility problems, you had better go to the hospital to have a good check-up, after all, my master mainly taught me cooking, and medical skills are still slightly worse. ”
"Okay, Dake, then it's decided, I'll come to you tomorrow."
In this moment's effort, not only the effect of the spiritual spring water has been exerted, but also the effect of the magic medicine.
At this time, Xu Damao felt full of energy.
Cui Dake looked at Xu Damao's face and sighed a little that the effect of this magic medicine was really good.
But we didn't have a hobby of backing the mountain with Xu Damao, so he said:
"Xu Damao, looking at your situation, the effect of the medicine should be slowly exerted, you had better go home and calm down your mood, and then take a good rest."
The meaning is: Xu Damao, you go back quickly, and then you can go to the depths and you groan.
It's better to bleed, Cui Dake thought with a wicked smile.
"Okay, Dake, then I'll take my leave first, see you later."
As soon as he heard this, Xu Damao couldn't wait to leave Cui Dake's house, and disappeared into the night in a hurry.
Cui Dake felt Xu Damao's footsteps far away, and this product did not go back to the courtyard opposite, but went to other places.
I guessed in my heart, did I go to find a good laxative?
It is worthy of Xu Damao, who is in society, and I will have a good relationship so soon.
It's that strong!