Chapter 240: Tang Sanzang's thousand-layer routine

On the mountain trail, the four Monkey King masters and apprentices are on their way.

Tang Sanzang suddenly coughed lightly and said loudly:

"Wujing!"

The sand monk who carried the burden raised his head, "Master, you called me?" ”

Tang Sanzang bowed slightly, "It's been a while since you entered my Buddhism, do you know which Buddha founded Buddhism?" ”

Sha Seng was stunned when he heard this, and then shook his head.

"Master, disciple doesn't know."

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but sigh lightly: "This is not good, as the saying goes, 'be a monk for a day, hit the bell for a day', as a teacher, I must introduce you to the founder of our Buddhism, Zhun Ti Buddha." ”

"You're in luck."

"The Buddha happened to be on a show today."

As he spoke, he turned back to the monkey and Zhu Bajie in front of him and said, "Wukong, Bajie, you two stop first." ”

"Come and watch "The Voice of the Three Realms" with Wujing!"

The monkey and Zhu Bajie looked at each other.

They all sighed secretly.

Master, he really took great pains to watch this show.

"Why don't you two come soon?"

"Yes, Master!"

……

Dongsheng Shenzhou, Guanjiang Estuary.

"Husband."

"Where are you going?"

Tiptoeing out of the room, Yang Jian, who was about to sneak away, was suddenly stopped by Ao Cunxin.

Yang Jian smiled, took out his mobile phone and said:

"Madam, isn't "The Voice of the Three Realms" about to start?"

"I was talking about going to Lei Zhenzi to watch it together."

Ao Cunxin walked out of the room, raised his eyebrows, and glanced at Yang Jian, "What, can't the concubine accompany your husband?" ”

"Well, of course not." Yang Jian hurriedly denied it.

Ao Cunxin snorted softly.

She sat down at the table and reached out to pat the stool beside her.

"Come, let's sit here and watch together."

Yang Jian, who knew that there was no hope of running away, sighed helplessly in his heart, and then took a few steps to the table and sat on the stool.

"Why are you sitting so far away?"

"Could it be that the concubine will still eat you?"

Looking at Yang Jian, who was sitting a foot away from him, Ao Cunxin's voice was displeased, and then he took the initiative to get up and sit next to Yang Jian, who swallowed his saliva lightly and could only pretend to look at the phone calmly.

"Luckily, it's just a music talent show."

"There will be no content that is inappropriate for children." Yang Jian recalled the content of the next episode of the program, and felt a little relieved.

Just as he was thinking wildly.

The screen suddenly lit up.

……

"Hello everyone, after a week, do you miss me?"

When the picture came to the familiar crystal stage, Ao Tingxin, who was dressed in a blue dress, stood in the center with a light smile and opened his mouth with laughter.

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "I miss you!" ”

[The nickname has been violated]: "I miss you in my dreams!" ”

[Chen Guangrui]: "It's still a dragon girl." ”

[Hongjiang Dragon King]: "?? ”

[Jade-faced little fox girl]: "Hehe, is this a man, really down, collect the taste, hurry up!" ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room was raised.

Apparently a long wait.

"This program is exclusively titled by Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company, and sponsored by Tianting TV and West Tianlingshan TV Station throughout the broadcast," Ao Tingxin is proficient in business, and she waved her hand after making the opening remarks.

"Next, we will invite four mentors and team members to appear!"

The next moment.

The spotlights flashed and the applause was thunderous.

"Welcome to Mentor Taiqing!"

With the sound of words, the old man Taiqing who was dressed in a Taoist robe and held a dust whisk in his hand and Wutian with black hair and black clothes took the stage together.

The old man Taiqing also compared scissorhands to the camera.

This is the most popular gesture on Weibo today.

The camera then turned to Wutian, and Ao Tingxin said at the right time: "Please shout out the team declaration of the Taiqing Mentor team." ”

[Black Robe]: "Team Declaration? ”

[Huang Siye]: "What the hell is the black bear spirit doing?" ”

[Giant Scorpion]: "Looking forward to it! ”

In order to make the confrontation between the mentor teams full, Du Fei deliberately added the team declaration in the second episode of the show, and he believed that the Jade Emperor team and the Zhun Ti team would inevitably fight each other.

This kind of thing that engages in the effect of the program is naturally as good as possible.

Barrage crossed.

The corners of Wutian's mouth twitched, and he slowly spoke:

"Please look for the old alchemy on Weibo V, help the "Voice of the Three Realms" team, and send a full set of alchemy tutorials."

[Black Robe]: "? ”

[Giant Scorpion]: "? ”

[Win the Demon]:"? ”

[Golden Spirit Boy]: "? ”

[Silver Spirit Boy]: "? ”

Du Fei in the background almost smashed his jaw to the ground.

The old man of Taiqing played Weibo and fell into the devil, right?

Rao is Ao was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses, and smiled awkwardly: "Mentor Taiqing is really caring, and the team actually has good gifts to give, don't ......miss it."

Hearing this, the old man Taiqing gave Ao Tingxin a thumbs up.

"Good girl, she can talk!"

Then he came down with a black line.

Through the Sky Survey Bead lens, Du Fei believed that the Heavenless Boss must regret joining the old man's team at this moment.

"Welcome to the Jade Emperor Mentor!"

Ao Tingxin's curtain curtain pulled Du Fei's mind back.

The Jade Emperor walked out of the entrance with the Moon Rabbit.

He was much more reserved, just bowing slightly at the camera, after all, as the master of the Three Realms, his demeanor still had to be maintained.

"What is the Jade Emperor Clan's team declaration?"

Ao Tingxin asked loudly.

The Moon Rabbit immediately clenched his small fist and raised it high.

"The Heavenly Court Clan is the best in the world!"

[Tai Bai Xing]: "The Heavenly Court team is the first in the world!" ”

[Purple Clothes]: "The Heavenly Court Clan is the best in the world!" ”

[Heavenly Court No. 1 Yasuo]: "The Heavenly Court team is the first in the world!" ”

[Martial De Xingjun]: "The Heavenly Court team is the first in the world!" ”

[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "The Heavenly Court team is the first in the world!" ”

[Mao 2]: "The Heavenly Court team is the first in the world!" ”

[I'm a Big Rooster]: ......

Only then did the Jade Emperor arrogantly shake off the bead curtain in front of the crown and strode off the stage with his hands behind his back.

"Good fellow, madness!"

Backstage, Du Fei smacked his lips and sighed.

After the Jade Emperor took his seat, Ao Tingxin turned his gaze to the entrance again, and stretched out his hand to lead him, "Next, please mention the mentor!" ”

"Amitabha."

Zhun Ti put his hands together and walked onto the stage with a smile on his face.

"What's your team manifesto?"

The glamorous woman Scorpion Moon holding the pipa in her arms plucked the strings with her bare hands, and the corners of her lips hooked, "The first in the Three Realms of the Buddhist team." ”

[Tai Bai Xing]: "......"

[Purple]: "......"

[Heavenly Court First Yasuo]: "......"

[Wude Xingjun]: "......"

[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "......"

[卯二]:"......"

[I'm a Big Rooster]:"......"

Zhun Ti also raised his eyebrows and looked at the Jade Emperor at the same time, his eyes full of provocation.

As for the Jade Emperor, his face turned blue.

"The Jade Emperor miscalculated." Du Fei said with a smile.

Yang Chan on the side was also a little nervous and couldn't help laughing, seeing that the Jade Emperor was deflated, not only was she not angry, but she was very funny.

"One last mentor, please."

"Mentor Du Fei is on the field!"

At this time, Ao Tingxin's voice came.

Du Feiyi grabbed Yang Chan's little hand, "Elbow, follow me on stage." ”

Although she is used to holding hands with Du Fei, Yang Chan still struggles when she thinks of the Jade Emperor and the online audience in the audience, but Du Fei is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, how can she break free for a while?

had to keep up with Du Fei and try to block it with his sleeves.

Seeing this, Du Fei smiled sinisterly.

He had already arranged for the little demon of the broadcast station, and when he came on stage, he aimed the Sky Survey Bead at the place where the two were holding hands.

Be sure to be seen by all the audiences in the Three Realms!

"You always pretend to be stupid on weekdays."

Fingertips caressed the back of Yang Chan's delicate hand, and Du Fei was secretly proud.

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