Chapter 273: Zhu Bajie is not miserable
"Ah, youkai!"
Looking at the group of little demons with strange faces below, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he shouted in shock.
"Bold, who is it called a youkai!"
The red-haired pheasant spirit was furious and whipped it away.
The whip was obviously not a mortal thing, and as soon as the whip came down, it suddenly made Zhu Bajie scream in pain, and he couldn't help but quickly change his words, "Hiss!! King, I was wrong, don't fight! Don't fight! ”
Only then did the pheasant spirit stop the whip.
Zhu Bajie took a breath and said busily: "The king ......"
"Don't call me the king, call me Brother Pheasant!"
"Yes, yes, Brother Pheasant."
Zhu Bajie nodded again and again, then licked his face and smiled, "The little brother has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, and he collided with your old man, but the little brother really doesn't know where he offended you before, why did he arrest me here." ”
The pheasant spirit raised his head and glanced at Zhu Bajie, "Hehe, you are a monk who went from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, right?" ”
"Uh, yes."
Zhu Bajie was stunned and nodded.
"That's definitely right."
The pheasant spirit sneered, "It's you who caught it." ”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie instantly understood something, and hurriedly said: "Brother Pheasant, then you definitely caught the wrong person." ”
"If you want to eat Tang monk's meat, you should go and arrest my master."
"It's useless to eat my old pig's meat!"
As soon as these words came out, the monsters around were directly stunned.
What is this pig-headed monk talking about?
The pheasant essence couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked Zhu Bajie up and down, his face full of disgust, "The big fat ass is full of oil, what is delicious about your meat, besides, who said that we want to eat Tang monk meat?" ”
Now it was Zhu Bajie's turn to be in a daze, "Then what are you doing to arrest me?" ”
"What are you going to do?"
The pheasant spirit raised his eyebrows, "Do you know what Ye Ao Nai is?" ”
"Yes." Zhu Bajie nodded.
"Isn't that all there is to it?"
Zhu Bajie was directly stunned, "Why! ”
"Hey?"
The pheasant spirit clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Zhu Bajie, "You fat pig's head, are you still pretending to be confused with Brother Ji?" ”
"You monks treat Bai Meizi's good friend Ye Ao Nai me as a slave, and bully him all day long, and now you dare to pretend not to know, you are a pheasant brother and I am a fool, so foolish?"
"Come on, give me a fuck pump!"
However, after listening to this, Zhu Bajie was even more confused.
Bullying Bi Ma Wen, or being used as a slave?
It's a blessing that I wasn't beaten by that stinky monkey, and I have the ability to bully him with a hammer!
Syllable!
The sharp pain of the whip on his body brought Zhu Bajie back to his senses.
He gasped in pain, and hurriedly shouted to stop, "Wait a minute, Brother Pheasant, are you mistaken, stinky monkey, ah no, Ye Ao Nai am my senior brother, how can I oppress him." ”
"Hehehe."
"You can't pretend to be confused and start lying, right?"
The pheasant spirit stopped the whipping demon, his face full of disdain, "My sister-in-law Bai Jingjing and Ye Ao are best friends." ”
"I don't believe her, can I believe you?"
"What, Bai Jingjing?"
Zhu Bajie immediately grasped the point in the pheasant essence's words.
"Why, don't tell me that you know the white girl." The corner of the pheasant's mouth crooked, and he sneered.
"Brother Pheasant, you're so smart!"
Zhu Bajie was surprised and delighted, "My old pig and Bai Jingjing have known each other for a long time, we used to play black games together, and Senior Brother Sha, plus my senior brother, is Ye Ao Na I, the four of us team up every night to open the black." ”
"Oh, really?"
There was an exaggerated look of surprise on the face of the pheasant spirit.
However, he didn't wait for Zhu Bajie to answer.
His face sank directly, and he said expressionlessly: "Pig head, are you really a chicken brother, am I an idiot?" ”
"No one believes this trick when it comes to deceiving three-year-olds!"
Zhu Bajie was suddenly anxious.
"Brother Pheasant, what I said is true, old pig!"
He struggled violently a few times, "My nickname is 'Handsome Guy of Fuling Mountain', if you don't believe it, go ask Bai Jingjing, she knows me, you just need to confront her, you will know that I am telling the truth!" ”
"You're really not giving up."
The mountain chicken essence stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhu Bajie.
"The white girl went to see her friend, and now she must be having a good conversation, let me disturb her two-person world?"
"Okay!"
He looked at Zhu Bajie and shook his head with a smile.
"Brother Ji, I can see it, if you don't beat your pig's head hard, you won't be honest."
"Come on, pump him for me, until you are honest!"
"Yes, Pheasant King!"
Looking at the little demon who was smiling and approaching with a whip, Zhu Bajie's whole pig was desperate, and the plagued monkey went to see Bai Jingjing and me by himself, causing him to be caught in the monster cave and whipped.
Is there any heavenly reason for this Nima?!
Syllable!
The whip fell.
"Whew~"
Zhu Bajie was whipped and howled, and he was aggrieved and angry in his heart, so he couldn't help but scold.
"Bi Ma Wen, you plagued monkey!"
Syllable!
"Stinky monkey, I'm Gan Lin Niang!"
Syllable!
"Shh
"You monk still dare to talk back?" The little demon who drew the whip was immediately furious, and the force of the whip was seven points heavier.
……
There were hundreds of whips, and Zhu Bajie was so painful that he couldn't shout.
Tang Sanzang and Bai Jingjing finally arrived late.
"Stop!"
Bai Jingjing stepped forward with an arrow and snatched the whip from the little demon's hand.
The pheasant spirit looked at Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng in amazement, and then looked at Bai Jingjing, and said inexplicably: "Sister, what's going on?" ”
"It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." Bai Jingjing said embarrassedly.
"Huh?"
When the pheasant spirit heard this, he was directly stunned.
"Bajie, are you alright?"
Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng hurriedly stepped forward to save the hanging Zhu Bajie.
And after listening to Bai Jingjing's explanation, the whole person of the pheasant spirit also blushed, and hurriedly took the little demon to Zhu Bajie's side, full of apologies: "Alas, Brother Pig, I'm really sorry." ”
"It's our fault for you, I'm sorry."
Looking at the embarrassed face of the pheasant spirit, Zhu Bajie, who had been whipped hundreds of times without shedding a single tear, finally cried.
"Your mother, why is it always my old pig who gets hurt!"
……
Yuan Shi Tianzun would never have thought of it.
Because he captured Sun Wukong on a whim, it would cause Zhu Bajie to become the worst victim of the Baihuling catastrophe.
It's like Du Fei can't think of the source of all this.
is due to the fact that he lost the original script of "Journey to the East".
But Du Fei didn't care about this, he was now eating pork knuckle rice with Yang Chan in the game world.
Just like Xu Qing and Jiang He, the two loving people.
No!
They are now.
Yang Chan pulled the pork knuckle rice in the bowl, while looking up at Du Fei, who was fiddling with a row of things that Du Fei called "figures", pondered for a long time, and finally couldn't help but speak: "Du Fei......"
"Hey, what Du Fei?"
"Call me Xu Qing, or Engong!"
Du Fei turned around in his busy schedule and glanced at Yang Chan dissatisfiedly, "Since you have to play role-playing, you have to have a bit of game spirit." ”
Yang Chan rolled her eyes, but still followed the advice.
"Xu Qing."
"What the hell is this world?"
Her eyes were filled with confusion, "Why do I think this is completely different from the movies and TV series you made in the past, the games you made, and the world you wrote, but there is a sense of absurd reality?" ”
Hearing Yang Chan's words, Du Fei finally put down the figure.
He turned his head, looked at Yang Chan, and said with a smile: "That's right, this is actually the future world I envisioned." ”
"It's also the blueprint for the future of the Three Realms!"
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