Chapter 147 Mengzi, your acting skills are a little stiff towards Brother Hu

In order to meet the river patrol cannon, Li Chaohu sent all the sentries to the bottom of the mountain, at this time he came up to report, indicating that the river patrol cannon should have just arrived at the bottom of the mountain, at this time Li Chaosheng looked at Li Chaohu and said: "Cousin, take out the majesty of your village owner." ”

When Li Chaohu heard this, the corners of his mouth curled: "I can't wait." ”

At this time, at the foot of the mountain, the river patrol cannon led more than fifty bandit minions to the mountain, and the minions who followed the river patrol cannon said: "Hall master, do you say that Zhang Mazi can give us thirty military horses?" ”

Hearing this, the river patrol cannon glanced at the little minion and said, "Nonsense, does he have the courage not to give it?" He is a small black dragon village, there are only about 200 people, which annoys us, so we will destroy this village, and use his Zhang Mazi's head as a night pot, dare to cross with us, that is to find death. ”

The river patrol cannon said, and after hearing this, the minion nodded and said: "But hall master, this little black dragon village, also use you to go out in person, you are the head of the three hall masters, let the other two hall masters come." ”

"Stupid, the old man is old now, in the future this position will be selected from the three of us, a few days ago the old man gave the cavalry to the second, this is not a good signal, so I must get something from the outside to supplement our forces, we will take back the military horses of this Black Dragon Village, and tell the old man, the old man will let me organize a cavalry squad, which can play a vital role in Lao Tzu's competition for the big boss."

Hearing this, the minion nodded again and again: "It's still the hall master, you think far-reaching." ”

Hearing this, the river patrol cannon looked at the minions and smiled: "This is just one of them, let me tell you that this Zhang Mazi is a character, relying on five people to lay down the entire Black Dragon Village, although the brothers are all dead, but to lay such a big foundation, it is also his ability, if such a person can be used by me, in the future, I will have a greater chance of winning." ”

"Gao is really high, the wisdom of the hall master is beyond the reach of the villain, admire and admire."

The minions patted the horse's ass again and again, and laughed when they heard this, as if they had won at this moment, and had already led the filial horses of the Black Dragon Village back to the cottage to accept the praise of the godfather Flying Eagle, as if they had seen the second and third children, staring at a pair of bull's eyes, looking at themselves with envy.

My river patrol cannon is the heir of the Flying Eagle, and everyone else is scum!

The river patrol cannon took people to the Black Dragon Village, and soon came to the gate of the cottage, at this time the gate post had already received the news, and at this time there was no even blocking and interrogation, and they were all let go all the way.

Seeing that the road is unimpeded, the river patrol cannon is floating, you see, this is obviously a signal to give in, how horizontal it is for the first time, this time I don't even dare to interrogate, hehe...... Zhang Mazi, but that's it.

Thinking about it, the river patrol cannon raised his head higher and higher, and then dismounted, and walked towards the Black Tower King Kong who greeted him with the steps of the six relatives who did not recognize him.

"The Master of the River Patrol Cannon Hall."

Luo Heita arched his hand, and the river patrol cannon pretended to be very modest and said: "Oh, Heita, where is the owner of your village? ”

Luo Heita raised his eyebrows and called him by his nickname, generally in two situations, one is very familiar, such as the boss's affectionate name for his subordinates, for example, Li Chaosheng likes to call Luo Heita the Black Tower, and the Black Tower King Kong feels very proud, which means that the leader accepts himself.

In addition to this, there is also a contempt, which belongs to the dialogue between two people who are not very acquainted, such as the Three Kingdoms period, the warlords who fought with Cao Cao were very fond of calling Cao Cao's nickname: Cao Apu!

Is Cao Apu here a cordial term for his subordinates by his superiors? No, it represents gritted contempt, an insult.

In the case that it is not very familiar, how much does it mean for the river patrol cannon to call itself the Black Tower? It's obviously finding fault, it's underestimating yourself, thinking about Luo Heita with a warm smile on her face, she already hates this river patrol cannon in her heart, you are a king and eight calves, look at Lao Tzu for a while, how to clean you up.

In fact, there are preconceived emotions of Luo Heta, although the river patrol cannon is very arrogant, but it does not mean to despise Luo Heta, which is mainly Luo Heta's personal emotions are at work, and it is over-interpreted.

But that doesn't matter.

"Hall master, our village master is waiting for you, please!"

The river patrol cannon said, took the horse whip into the Juyi Hall, at this time, in the Juyi Hall, Li Chaohu sat on a tiger skin chair, saw the river patrol cannon come in, and did not raise his head to buckle his nails and said: "It's here." ”

The river patrol cannon frowned, this attitude, what does it mean?

Thinking about the river patrol cannon, he replied angrily: "Here, what does the master of Zhang Zhai think, where is the military horse that lent us Qingyu." ”

"Whirring ......"

Li Chaohu blew his fingernails at this time, followed by his eyelids raised slightly and said, "Don't sit down in a hurry, sit down and speak slowly." ”

The river patrol cannon frowned, found a chair to sit down, and looked at the entire hall at the same time, and found that the atmosphere here was a little wrong.

But this pockmarked performance is a bit arrogant.

The river cruiser silently held the saber at his waist and looked around.

I saw that there were a few people in the hall, one was Luo Heita, the main seat was Zhang Mazi, next to Zhang Mazi was a young man (Shi Dalei), and next to him there was a thin man (Li Dezhen), who was a little similar to Zhang Mazi, maybe it was a relative or something.

And then there was a young man sitting not far away, and behind that young man stood a big stupid man, whom I hadn't seen before.

The river patrol cannon silently grabbed his waist knife, looked at Li Chaohu and said, "Master Zhangzhai, what do you mean by this?" ”

When Li Chaohu heard this, he looked up at the river patrol cannon and said with a smile on his face: "What do you mean?" ”

"Our boss borrowed you a horse? What about horses? ”

The river patrol cannon looked at Li Chaohu and asked, Li Chaohu smiled when he heard this: "The horse is in the cottage." ”

"Then pull it out, I still have something to do, so I won't stay with you."

The river patrol cannon said, Li Chaohu heard this and said: "I can't lead it, I won't borrow my horse!" ”

"Hmm!! Don't borrow! ”

Hearing this, the river patrol cannon's eyes shrank, and then his face changed gloomy: "Master Zhangzhai, do you know what you said?" ”

"Master Diao borrowed your horse, that is to look up to you, don't be embarrassed!"

The river patrol cannon said coldly, and Li Chaohu smiled when he heard this: "Eagle master? Hahaha...... What kind of bullshit, isn't it just an old coffin board that relies on the old and sells the old? Lao Tzu gave him some face yesterday, he didn't know how to converge, and he licked his face to borrow a horse from me, which annoyed me, I killed you Qingyu, let you Qingyu dog mongrels know that this day has changed! ”

Syllable!

"Bold, Zhang Mazi, you dare to scold the eagle master, you are tired of being crooked!"

Hearing this, the river cruiser slapped the table and stood up, glaring with a dangerous look in his eyes.

Li Chaohu looked at the enraged river patrol cannon and said, "Tired of being crooked? I think you're tired of being crooked, do you know where this is? This is Black Dragon Village, you are now talking to the big boss of Black Dragon Village, kneeling down to Lao Tzu and kowtowing to make amends. ”

Li Chaohu glared at the river patrol cannon and shouted.

"The acting is a bit exaggerated."

Li Chaosheng looked at it and muttered, Li Chaomeng said on the side: "Battalion commander, what?" ”

"It's nothing, I said that you will only stare at Brother Tiger when you are angry."

"Well, shouldn't you stare when you're angry?"

Li Chaomeng looked at Li Chaosheng a little uncertain, Li Chaosheng said: "This is too monotonous, such as trying to twist the eyebrows together, or trying to agitate the cheeks, or roaring in anger, clenching fists, and smashing things, can't you enrich the picture?" ”

Li Chao blinked violently and said, "I don't understand, but I should stare when I feel angry." ”

"And what about surprise?"

"Glare."

"What about the horror?"

"Glare."

"What about arguing with people?"

"Glare!"

"Okay, you've won, and I'd like to call you the biggest in terms of expression management."

"Get on your knees, hahaha...... Zhang Mazi, you fucking crazy, let Lao Tzu kneel to you, phew, you are also worthy, you kneel Lao Tzu is almost the same, you kneel down to Lao Tzu, kowtow and admit your mistakes, otherwise today's matter will not be over, Qingyu will lead the people to step on your bullshit black dragon village, and then Lao Tzu will let you survive and not die! ”

At this time, the river patrol cannon reacted, roared angrily, and Li Chaohu smiled when he heard this: "It's almost, that's all the talk, what else do you have to say, hit him for me!" ”

Hearing this, the river patrol cannon pulled out his saber, and said with a dark face: "Who dares to come over!" ”

After shouting these words, the Black Tower King Kong shouted angrily: "I'm coming." ”

Li Chaosheng sat there, when this kind of performance was right, how could it be without the Black Tower King Kong, the Black Tower King Kong took his Daguan knife and slashed at the river patrol cannon at this time, and the huge Guan knife slashed his head and face.

The river patrol cannon watched the Daguan knife cut down, his face was dark, he was careless, he didn't bring a long weapon, he brought a waist knife, but compared with the Daguan knife, this thing is also too short.

However, the river patrol cannon is worthy of being the hall master of Qingyu, the strength is really strong, and when the weapons are backward, it even forced Luo Heita to retreat, and his strength is much stronger than Luo Heita.

Li Chaosheng looked at it and nodded, worthy of being the person of the six overlords, his strength is good, at this time Li Chaosheng looked at Li Chaomeng and said: "Mengzi, what is the strength of this kid?" ”

Li Chaomeng smiled when he heard this: "It's pretty good, it should be similar to the mountain tiger in Black Dragon Village." ”

Li Chaosheng nodded when he heard this, knowing in his heart.

On the other side, the Black Tower King Kong is obviously not an opponent, Li Chaohu's face turned cold, and he took out his waist knife and prepared to go up, but at this time, Li Chaosheng smiled and said to Mengzi: "Mengzi, you go, this Brother Li Chaohu is pretending to be forced, if you do it yourself, you will be less than half, let's be a brother's helper, you go, clean up this kid." ”

Hearing this, Li Chaomeng said: "Okay, Brother Huzi!" ”

Li Chao screamed, and then Li Chaohu was stunned, and then saw Li Chaomeng come over and say to Li Chaohu: "This kid will be handed over to me, and after a while, you will be responsible for smoking your mouth." ”

Thinking about it, Li Chaomeng took out two half-cut alloy sticks from his body and said to Luo Heta: "You withdraw first." ”

Luo Heita knew Li Chaomeng's strength, and when he heard this, he immediately hid to the side and followed Li Chaomeng closely; "I'll meet you."

The river patrol cannon heard this and said: "Where did you come from, report your name?" ”

"Lao Tzu, if you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, Li Chaomeng."

Li Chaomeng said that the two alloy sticks danced impermeable, and smashed directly at the river patrol cannon, the river patrol cannon snorted coldly, what kind of cat or dog dares to do it with him, this time he will kill him, let Heilongzhai see how powerful Lao Tzu is.

Thinking that the river patrol cannon directly swung the knife and slashed at the iron rod, when there was a loud bang, the waist knife in the river patrol gun was directly smashed out and flew out, followed by the tiger mouth of the river patrol cannon instantly cracked and flowed blood.

"This ...... How can it be. ”

The river patrol cannon looked at his cracked tiger's mouth full of disbelief, how could he have failed the river patrol cannon, but this time it failed, just when he lost his mind, he felt that his back knee was hit by a stick, and he knelt on the ground with a bang.

The river patrol cannon was furious at this time, but just as he was getting ready, Li Chaomeng had already pressed one hand on his shoulder and said, "You kneel for Lao Tzu!" ”

click, the other leg also slammed on the stone floor, and then Li Chao said fiercely: "You are good, there are two hits." ”

Hearing this, the river patrol cannon was angry, and his face turned purple, and then Li Chaohu slowly walked over and looked at the river patrol cannon and said, "Don't say that I bullied you." ”

Bang Bang ...... The two big mouths slapped the face of the river patrol cannon, and then Li Chaohu looked at the angry river patrol cannon and said: "Go back and bring a message to the old guy of the flying eagle, military horses, yes, in our Black Dragon Village, he will take it if he has the ability." ”

Li Chaohu said, patted the face of the river patrol cannon with his hand, and said with a crackling sound: "Why don't you accept it, stare at Lao Tzu with a bull's eye, and if you don't accept it, go back and pull up the people and horses to do a fight, we are bandits, not to test Xiucai, but also on seniority, okay, I have deducted all the people and horses you brought, pick up dung in our Black Dragon Village, and your people in Qingyu are actually worthy of picking up dung for Lao Tzu, if you don't accept it, you will come out and fight with real knives and guns, do you hear, get out!" ”

Li Chaohu flew up and kicked the river patrol cannon out, and then the river patrol cannon looked at Li Chaohu with an angry and resentful face, but no matter how angry and resentful, he endured it all, and this revenge can only be liquidated with blood.

At this time, the river patrol cannon stood up, didn't say a word, limped out, his right leg was broken by Li Chaomeng's stick, and when he got outside, the fifty people he brought were really detained, and a few of them might be killed in public for stubborn resistance.

At this time, the river patrol cannon glanced back at the Juyi Hall, as if he wanted to deeply remember this hatred, and then limped down the mountain, at this time, the black tower King Kong waved his hand, and heard the soldier say: "Look, that limping seems to be the Qingyu hall master river patrol cannon." ”

"Really? I think he's like a dog. ”

"That's right, and it's like a lost dog, hahaha......"

Listening to the ridicule behind, the river patrol cannon clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth, his teeth were about to be crushed, shame, shame, black dragon village, Li Chaohu, Lao Tzu is going to dismantle you into eight pieces!!