Chapter 309: Something is wrong with this "Journey to the West"!

In the eyes of the vast majority of living beings, the Jade Emperor is the supreme Heavenly Venerable of the Three Realms, sitting in the Heavenly Court, ruling the Three Realms, and his popularity is much higher than that of the Three Qings and the Buddha.

Find a random person or monster in the Three Realms.

He may not know Sanqing and the Western Heavenly Buddha, but to say that he doesn't know the Jade Emperor, the possibility is very small.

After all, that's the ultimate power that rules the whole world.

Brilliant and majestic, the magic power is boundless.

This is an inherent impression in everyone's mind.

However, in the first scene of the opening chapter of "Journey to the West", the scene where the dignified Jade Emperor was frightened by a golden light shot from the eyes of a newborn monkey to drill under the table!!

How is this not surprising?

"Bastard!"

"What a bastard!"

In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, all the immortals who saw this scene opened their mouths and scolded angrily.

"Lingshan Buddha Sect An dares to deceive my heavenly court like this!"

"He actually filmed His Majesty as such a cowardly and weak person, it is clearly intended to be smeared, which is tolerable or unbearable!"

"The bald donkey of Buddhism is really hateful!"

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon bed, the corners of his mouth twitching, and his face was pale.

He's not stupid.

The first time he saw this picture, he knew that Buddhism's "Journey to the West" must be the script given by Du Fei, otherwise there was no reason for Rulai to be so blatantly embarrassed as soon as he came up.

But no matter what, the Buddha can't run away from it.

After all, a slap can't be slapped, if the old boy didn't agree, how could he shoot such a plot?

He also photographed himself as a dignified Jade Emperor so wasteful!

"Such as! Come! ”

"You wait for the widow!"

The Jade Emperor clenched his five fingers, and he hated it in his heart.

……

However, at this moment, Rulai and the others, who were far away in the Daxiong Treasure Hall of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, also looked at the screen with a confused expression.

"This ......"

"Is there this plot in the script of "Journey to the West"?"

"Do you remember the poor monk?"

The Buddhas of His Highness looked at each other, shocked and suspicious.

The Buddha turned his head to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, frowned and asked, "Venerable Guanyin, you participated in the whole filming in Heifeng Mountain, why didn't you report to me about this part of the plot?" ”

Although he had called Du Fei before, the other party also promised to send a copy after editing the film.

But in the end, Rulai did not wait for "Journey to the West" to be completed.

So I don't know anything about the content.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is also confused at the moment.

She clasped her hands together and saluted back: "Enlighten my Buddha, only the participants can enter the filming site, and the disciples of this part of the shooting are not present." ”

What?

Doesn't this mean that all the scenes about the Heavenly Court?

None of them are supervised by Buddhists?

At this moment, Rulai had a faint sense of foreboding in his heart.

"Buddha, if this is seen by fellow Daoists in the Heavenly Court, I am afraid it will cause unnecessary disputes." A monk spoke.

"This ...... Probably not. ”

"The Jade Emperor rules the Three Realms, how can his qi be so narrow?"

"What I'm saying is that "The Legend of the White Snake", which insulted Buddhism before, wasn't it also filmed by Heavenly Court?"

"I didn't say anything about this."

"Well, that makes sense!"

Hearing the discussion of His Royal Highness's monks, Rulai suddenly felt that he had thought too much, the relationship between Du Fei and Heavenly Court was like glue, and he was the director of the Heavenly Court Meteorological Bureau, how could he be embarrassed by the Black Jade Emperor?

Maybe it's just a little prank.

……

The frightened Jade Emperor, after hearing the clairvoyance and the ears of the wind tell him that this golden light was emitted by a stone monkey in the lower realm, and there was no supernatural thing, he finally straightened the crown of the pearl and sat back on the dragon bed.

"I see, don't worry about it."

The Jade Emperor then waved his hand, "Then play music and dance." ”

The singing and dancing of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall resumed, and the camera immediately turned back to Huaguo Mountain.

The stone monkey will crawl and walk in life, and soon integrate into the monkey group in the mountain, and soon, the stone monkey discovered the water curtain hole behind the waterfall, and was named the king by the monkey group, and called himself the Monkey King, and began to live a happy life.

But the good times didn't last long.

The death of a monkey in the cave made the stone monkey fear of death and panic all day.

At the suggestion of the big horse monkey, he decided to go to sea to seek immortals.

The monkeys set up a raft and prepared enough dry food for melons and fruits, and the stone monkeys supported the raft alone, crossed the sea and went away, after a lot of hardships, and finally came to the South Ganbu Continent to visit the fairy road.

But after seven or eight years of wandering, I found nothing.

All the way to the west sea, he got his own boat and continued to drift across the ocean to the next continent.

Finally found a fairy mountain spiritual land.

He couldn't wait to enter the cave and look towards the main hall.

I saw layers of deep pavilion Qionglou, as soon as I entered the Pearl Palace, I couldn't say that the quiet room was secluded, until the bottom of the Yaotai. I saw that the Bodhi patriarch was sitting on the platform, and there were thirty little immortals standing under the stage on both sides.

A faction of fairy wind bones, solemn and very!

"Heh, this Zhun Ti is going to pretend to be a ghost."

In Zixiao Palace, Tongtian looked at the Bodhi Patriarch in the picture, pursed his lips disdainfully, and his eyes were full of dissatisfaction.

He naturally knew about the small amount of tribulation in the west.

The Monkey King is one of the four great monkey species of the Lingming Stone Monkey, destined to have a great achievement in the Three Realms after birth, and the insatiable Buddhism wants to use the West Heaven to learn scriptures to enter the Buddhism.

So, it was laid out early.

Even the Zhun Ti saints did not hesitate to personally preach and receive karma for them.

As for the belonging of this Lingming Stone Monkey, Tongtian doesn't care.

He was just not convinced.

Why can he only be a demon who harms the Three Realms in the TV series, but Zhun Ti, the old bald man, is so magnificent.

When I thought about my role, it was actually written by Du Fei.

Tongtian is a heartache of being stabbed in the back.

After all, it was a failure......

With mixed feelings, he sighed with mixed feelings, lowered his head through the sky, and continued to look at the phone screen.

The stone monkey was very excited when he saw the Bodhi Patriarch.

Immediately kneel down and kowtow, "Ancestor! Disciples are here to learn the Tao! ”

Patriarch Bodhi raised his eyes and looked at the stone monkey, "Who are you?" It is to seek the Tao, and to say the name of the country. ”

"The disciple is Dongsheng Shenzhou, Aolai Country, Huaguo, Mountain Water Curtain Cave Clan."

"Nonsense!"

Patriarch Bodhi's face turned pale, "Since you are sincerely seeking the Tao, how can you say that it is Dongsheng Shenzhou?" That place to me, separated by two major seas, a southern Ganbu continent, how did you get this just a mortal body? ”

The stone monkey suddenly became anxious, "The disciple has traveled across the ocean and ascended to the realm, and it has been more than ten years before he visited here. ”

Hearing this, Patriarch Bodhi nodded slightly and praised:

"It's a sincere one."

He looked at the stone monkey with a slight smile, "What's your name?" ”

"I was born of a stone, without a father or a mother."

The stone monkey scratched his cheeks, "Therefore, there is no name or surname, only the title of the Monkey King, and I can't count them." ”

Patriarch Bodhi bowed his head slightly, "Come, take two steps." ”

The stone monkey did as he was told.

Patriarch Bodhi pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "I see that you look and behave like a monkey, your surname is Sun, and your legal name is Wukong, okay?" ”

"Good, good!"

The stone monkey was immediately overjoyed and kowtowed again and again.

"Thank you Master for giving me the name, from now on I will be called Sun Wukong!"

……

"It turns out that Wukong's name was given by this patriarch." Under the trees in the forest, Tang Sanzang swallowed melon seeds and said in surprise.

"That's right, Brother Monkey." Zhu Bajie gnawed off half of the persimmon in one bite, and turned his head to look at Sun Wukong with curiosity, "Are all your skills taught by this Bodhi Patriarch?" ”

The monkey nodded, "That's right. ”

"All the skills of my grandson, except for the golden hoop stick, are all given by the ancestor."

Sha Seng was also a little curious when he heard this, "Listen to what is said in this TV series." ”

"The patriarch of the senior brother is called the Bodhi patriarch."

"If you can teach the power of Taiyi Golden Immortals like Brother Monkey, there shouldn't be no name in the Three Realms, but I've never heard of it, let alone Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon."

Zhu Bajie swallowed the persimmon into his stomach and echoed, "Yes, and I've never heard Brother Monkey talk about it." ”

The monkey listened, but was rarely silent.

Seeing Sun Wukong's strange appearance, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but wonder:

"Goku."

"Isn't there something wrong with this?"

The monkey raised his eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie, and paused for a while before saying, "Master, don't ask, if this "Journey to the West" really restores the history of the year." ”

"Look at the back, you will understand."

Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng looked at each other when they heard this, their curiosity was aroused, and they continued to look at the screen.

……

Stone monkey, oh no, after Sun Wukong was accepted as a disciple by the Bodhi Patriarch, he learned language etiquette, preached scriptures and Taoism with all the senior brothers, learned words and burned incense, and did so every day. In his spare time, he swept the floor and hoeed the garden, raised flowers and trees, fetched firewood for fire, and carried water for watering the garden.

Before I knew it, six or seven years had passed.

On this day, the Bodhi Patriarch came to the altar to give a sermon, and asked how long the monkey had been in the mountains and what he was going to learn.

But after saying a few in a row, the monkey refused because he couldn't live forever.

immediately annoyed the Bodhi Patriarch.

He stepped down from the high platform, held the ring ruler in his hand, and pointed at the monkey, "You don't learn this, you don't learn that, teach you to taste the power of the ring ruler!" ”

After that, he knocked three times on Sun Wukong's head.

Immediately, he turned his back to his back, closed the middle door, and returned to the inner room.

The senior brothers who listened to the lecture were frightened, and they all complained that the monkey was ignorant and rushed into the master.

Sun Wukong was not angry, but just laughed.

At the time of the third watch, while the senior brothers were asleep, he entered the dormitory of the Bodhi Patriarch through the back door, and saw that the other party was lying on the bed sideways, and the monkey did not dare to disturb, but only knelt in front of the bed and waited.

Not long after, Patriarch Bodhi woke up.

"You, you don't go to sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" He asked, draped over, sat cross-legged, and asked.

Sun Wukong hurriedly kowtowed twice, and then said:

"The master hit the disciple three times during the day, went back to the room with his hands behind his back, and closed the middle door, isn't it the time to teach the disciples the third watch, and come here from the back door to preach the disciple's truth, so he dares to come here in the middle of the night."

Patriarch Bodhi smiled on his face, "You are really a smart person, and you have a fate with me, so you come forward." ”

"I'll teach you the magic method of immortality, the Great Heavenly Immortal Formula!"

……

"Awesome, Brother Monkey."

"Can you guess this kind of dumb riddle?" Seeing the secret game between the Bodhi Patriarch and the monkey, Zhu Bajie was very amazed.

The sand monk on the side was even more dumbfounded.

"Senior brother is really too smart, if I let Lao Sha come, I won't be able to figure out this matter for ten years!"

The monkey was also a little proud, "Oh, it's so-so." ”

Seeing Sun Wukong's fluttering appearance, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but snort, "Wukong is smart, but he is too lazy, and he doesn't know what to do except play games every day." ”

Sun Wukong smiled when he heard this, and leaned in front of Tang San to hide.

"Master, aren't you too capable?"

"Before it was our turn to make a move, you solved all the problems, and it seems that we are lazy?"

This is true.

Tang Sanzang now wants money and money, and he wants strength and strength.

is no longer the weak monk he was two years ago.

The original difficulties and obstacles on the way to learn the scriptures were no longer a threat in his eyes, and he took on many affairs such as subduing demons and eliminating demons, finding the way to turn fate, doing chivalrous deeds, and saving lives and helping the wounded.

The three Monkey King brothers, who were originally brought to protect him by Buddhism, have completely become paddling bastards who shout 666 in the back.

"Brother Monkey, you can't say that."

Zhu Bajie suddenly grinned and opened his mouth, "At least we can relieve Master's boredom." ”

Tang Sanzang nodded seriously when he heard this, "What Bajie said is reasonable!" ”

"What Master said is, how can it be interesting for four people to watch a drama together?" Sha Seng also laughed.

Sigh Rule!!

The white dragon horse standing behind suddenly let out a dissatisfied cry.

"Hey, Master."

"Why don't you join us in the alliance?"

Just as a few people were laughing, Sun Wukong suddenly thought of something, and looked at Tang Sanzang with bright eyes.

"Hit the alliance, what alliance?" Tang Sanzang was stunned when he heard this.

"It's the game I played with Bajie, Sha Seng and Jingjing." The monkey hurriedly explained, "We are now four people playing together, plus Master, you are exactly five people in a row. ”

"Brother Monkey is right!"

Zhu Bajie suddenly slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Anyway, with Master's strength, he can already punch the heavens and kick the underworld." ”

"Don't worry about being troubled by youkai on the road."

"Let's not have some fun, how boring is this journey?"

The sand monk immediately echoed and nodded.

"Senior brother is right!"

"Second Senior Brother is right!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and shook his head resolutely, "Amitabha, for the sake of the teacher, he received the great favor of the Tang King, and entrusted him with the important task of going to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, how can he be distracted to do such a game?" ”

The monkey stretched out his hand, "Master, think about it." ”

Zhu Bajie also followed and said, "Yes, Master, think about it again." ”

"Needless to say!"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand directly, "The teacher has made up his mind, there is no need to persuade him again, let's watch "Journey to the West" first." ”

The three monkeys looked at each other and sighed regretfully.

……

Back to "Journey to the West".

Sun Wukong got the "Great Immortal Jue", "Seventy-two Changes" and somersault clouds taught by Bodhi Patriarch, and in just a few years, he cultivated to a deep level, his realm increased greatly, and he broke through the Taiyi Golden Immortal in one fell swoop.

It also made him a little arrogant.

On this day, the monkey and the senior brothers were playing outside the cave mansion, chatting excitedly, but they couldn't bear the wind of the senior brothers.

Then he recited a trick and performed seventy-two changes.

Transform into a large pine tree.

Seeing this, everyone applauded, but was heard by Patriarch Bodhi.

He shouted back from everyone, called Sun Wukong to his side, and reprimanded him vigorously, accusing him of not knowing how to hide and being clumsy, and showing off in front of people just to be prestigious, and sooner or later he would cause trouble.

After that, he flicked his sleeves and wanted to break off the master-apprentice friendship with the monkey, drive him out of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and go back to Huaguo Mountain.

Sun Wukong regretted it in his heart, but he could not persuade Bodhi to change his mind.

I had to kowtow heavily and drive the clouds back to Huaguo Mountain.

Twenty years is not long, not short, Sun Wukong went to sea, and finally cultivated the magic method of immortality after a lot of hardships, although he was a little sad to say goodbye to the master, but he also had the joy of returning home in his heart.

But when he came to Huaguo Mountain.

But when he saw that his monkey monkey Sun was being chased by a group of demons, he immediately became angry, pressed the auspicious cloud, and rushed straight over.

But at this moment, the picture paused.

"You carry the burden, I lead the horse~

Welcome the sunrise and send away the sunset~

Stepping on the bumpy road into a road~

Fight the hardships and set off again~

Set off again~

Lala~Lala......"

The ending song then plays.

The audience who watched it was stunned for a moment, and then listened to the song impatiently, ready to watch the next episode, but in the end, they found that "Journey to the West" was actually only played one episode, and only one episode was updated every seven days.

"Holy!"

"Isn't there two episodes of the TV series every day?"

"Don't break wow!!"

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