Chapter 335: I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!
Also angry is Erlang God in the movie.
"Nonsense!"
He raised the three-pointed two-edged sword, and the evil aura filled the air, "Since you are obsessed, then I will let you disappear in the Three Realms from now on!" ”
After that, he took the Four Heavenly Kings and Zixia to fight.
But Zixia has the best spiritual treasure.
Not only blocked the siege of the five, but also urged the Lingbao bracelet to confuse their minds, and took the opportunity to escape.
"It's too fake."
"Director Du has belittled our combat power to the extreme."
"If it's a monkey, forget it."
"I haven't even heard of this Zixia Fairy!"
Seeing this scene, the Four Heavenly Kings suddenly shouted.
The four of them are at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortals, and they each have the blessing of a strong spiritual treasure in their hands, unless Sun Monkey comes over in person, how can they not be able to hold the little-known Zixia Fairy in these three realms?
Not to mention that there is still Erlang God.
The Manifestation True Monarch is an existence that can draw with Sun Monkey alone, how can it be that the five of them can't defeat the Zixia Fairy together?
The look on Erlang God's face was naturally not very good-looking.
However, Nian was Zixia played by Yang Chan, so he didn't say anything.
But then the next scenario.
made Yang Jian unable to hold back his peaceful mentality anymore.
"No one is allowed to say anything about today."
After being teased by the Zixia Fairy, Erlang God was obviously a little annoyed and angry, "Whoever dares to say that I will kill whoever I want!" ”
"Zhenjun, you ......"
"I said it, don't say it again!"
As soon as the Growth Heavenly King was about to speak, Erlang God immediately interrupted.
"No, it's not."
The Growth Heavenly King hurriedly waved his hand, and then pointed not far away, "I mean your howling dog, he's riding a female dog over there." ”
"What?"
"Even it touched the hearts of mortals!"
Erlang God looked at it, and then his face was full of anger, "I'll kill it tonight!" ”
"yes, yes, we've wanted to do that for a long time."
The Four Heavenly Kings looked happy and said excitedly.
Howling Dog: Σ()_
Yang Jian: ∑ (°口°)!
The Four Heavenly Kings: ∑ (°口°)! x4
How could a growling dog do such a thing?
Yang Jian looked at the Roaring Sky Dog in a daze.
"Roaring, you ......"
Feeling the suspicion in Yang Jian's gaze and voice, the Howling Sky Dog, who was also stunned, quickly shook his head and hurriedly explained: "Master, I'm not, I don't, it's all nonsense from the bear demon." ”
Yang Jian stared at the Roaring Sky Dog for a long time, and finally chose to believe in it that had followed him for tens of thousands of years.
Soon, he remembered something and turned his head to look at the Four Heavenly Kings.
These guys in the movie said that they had long wanted to slaughter and eat the howling dogs?
"Uh, Zhenjun, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Facing Yang Jian's unkind gaze, the Four Heavenly Kings waved their hands one after another, and denied it with a horrified expression.
"This is what Director Du made up."
"It's none of our business."
"We've never been on the radar of the Howling Dogs!"
……
"Hahahaha
Lingshan, the Da Lei Yin Temple was full of gloomy faces of the Lingshan Buddhas earlier, and when they saw this scene, they immediately laughed out loud.
I can no longer care about the reserve and peace that a monk should have.
"It's still this bear demon who dares to say it."
"Even the Jade Emperor used it to ridicule!"
"The roaring dog of the Manifest Saint True Monarch has taken a fancy to the mortal dog, the Manifest Saint True Monarch wants to kill the snow shame, and the Four Heavenly Kings have responded and applauded, the effect of this kind of program is really excellent, and the poor monk is laughing to death."
"Amitabha, sins and sins, hahaha."
"Heavenly Immortals are just like that......"
In the hall of the Mahavira Treasure, a group of Bodhisattva Arhats smiled and leaned back together.
Even the Buddha who was sitting on the lotus platform couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, obviously amused.
After laughing, Rulai couldn't help but sigh.
originally thought that Du Fei was deliberately shooting a smear movie against Buddhism, but now it seems that this bear demon is purely a comedy that spoofs the gods and Buddhas, and is not intentionally targeted.
Thinking about it like this......
The previous grievances and resentments have also dissipated a lot.
……
In a burst of laughter, the movie finally picks up on the previous plot.
Zixia, who had escaped the pursuit of Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings, came to Pansi Cave, met the Supreme Treasure, and snatched his Moonlight Treasure Box.
Hurry to use the moonlight treasure box to save Bai Jingjing's supreme treasure.
I can only find a way to get things back.
To put it mildly, he finally persuaded Zixia to use the moonlight treasure box to take him back five hundred years later to save Bai Jingjing, but at night, Zixia seemed to be a different person, not only did she not use the moonlight treasure box to take him back.
Instead, he was stunned with a punch.
The next day, Supreme Treasure learned that Zixia also had a sister named Qingxia, and the two shared a body and hated and killed each other.
Before night, Qingxia will appear.
I don't know where the moonlight treasure box is hidden by Qingxia.
Zixia was kind-hearted and promised to help the Supreme Treasure retrieve the Moonlight Treasure Box.
But at this time.
The Supreme Treasure accidentally pulled out Zixia's purple and green sword.
He is Zixia's destined lover!
"Oh, that's good."
Zhu Bajie, who had been retaliated against by the monkey before, finally found an opportunity to fight back, he pointed at Sun Wukong and said with a strange smile: "Brother Monkey, it's not enough for you to provoke a Bai Jingjing, you still have a leg with this Zixia Fairy." ”
"Fart, my grandson doesn't know any Zixia at all!"
Sun Wukong was also anxious all of a sudden.
It took him a long time to explain things clearly, how could he be willing to have another entanglement with other women for no reason.
"If you don't know, you don't know?"
Zhu Bajie arched the fire and said: "What did you do before you were pressed on Wuzhi Mountain, I don't know with Master and Senior Brother Sha, who knows if you have ever been in love with a fairy named Zixia?" ”
"Master, don't believe this monkey."
Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong when he heard this, he already had a bad premonition about the matter with Bai Jingjing before.
I always feel that this monkey has six impure roots, and he has mundane feelings.
The plot on this movie.
couldn't help but make Tang Sanzang doubt again.
After pondering for a moment, he raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes to look at Sun Wukong, "Wukong, explain." ”
"Master, my grandson has wronged ......"
"Soaring clouds and fog, chasing wind and electricity, one hundred and eight thousand~"
But before he finished speaking, the phone rang again.
The master and apprentice immediately looked over, only to see that the caller's name column was written with the three big characters "Bai Jingjing".
"Hehehe, my old pig will say it."
Zhu Bajie had a "I know" expression on his face, shaking his feet and humming: "This Zixia just came out, and Bai Jingjing called, Brother Monkey, do you dare to say that you and Zixia don't have a leg?" ”
"Goku?"
Tang Sanzang's face suddenly became gloomy.
Seeing this, the monkey held his head in his hands and wanted to cry without tears, "Master, my grandson swears, this is really just a misunderstanding!" ”
……
in the movie.
Knowing that the Supreme Treasure was her destined Ruyi Langjun, Zixia was very excited, but when she thought that the Supreme Treasure had said that she had a wife, she pressed the excitement and took him to the market on the pretext of looking for the moonlight treasure box. Grain
Here, she finally tells the truth to the Supreme Treasure.
But the Supreme Treasure who was worried about Bai Jingjing in his heart was willing to agree, so he pretended to agree, but he had to go back to Bai Jingjing first to explain the matter clearly.
Zixia was a little shy in her joy and looked up at the Supreme Treasure.
"Can you kiss me, then?"
Facing the shy, stunning woman, Supreme Treasure pushed her away.
The stunned Zixia had a trace of sadness on her face, she looked at the Supreme Treasure and bit her lip gently, "It turns out that you lied to me." ”
"I'm serious!"
The Supreme Treasure was very impatient, "Do you want me to show you my heart?" ”
"No, I'll do it myself!"
Zixia raised her hand to refuse, and then turned into a villain and drilled into the heart of the Supreme Treasure, intending to pursue the true answer.
What answer she got in the heart of the Supreme Treasure, no one knows.
But after that, she seemed to have figured out something, and promised to help the Supreme Treasure find the Moonlight Treasure Box, but the Supreme Treasure no longer believed Zixia, and resolutely left, preparing to find the Moonlight Treasure Box by herself.
However, on this night, a sudden change occurred.
In the barren desert, he found a monkey and a monk confronting the woman in white on the Sky Lotus Platform.
Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned.
[Purple Clothes]: "Isn't this the plot at the beginning of the movie?" ”
[30,000 Years of Hate]: "The beginning of the plot is about five hundred years ago, and the Supreme Treasure travels through time and space through the Moonlight Treasure Box, and now it is also five hundred years ago, so I will bump into this scene." ”
[Huang Siye]: "Hey, the analysis makes sense." ”
[Black robe]: "The Buddha is powerful. ”
[Lu Ban]: "Okay! It's a sudden enlightenment! ”
"Sun Wukong, you brute!"
The white-clothed woman in the high sky had a cold voice, "In order to marry the sister of the Bull Demon King, I actually gave your master as a congratulatory gift, and also invited the demons and monsters to eat the Tang monk banquet together, do you know that you have committed a mortal sin!" ”
"Don't be verbose, Sanba!"
The monkey held a golden hoop stick and snorted angrily: "If you want to fight, you can fight, don't think that my grandson is afraid of you." ”
"Hehe......"
The woman in white chuckled twice when she heard this, "If you are not afraid of me." ”
"Why did you snatch the moonlight treasure box from Fairy Zixia's hand, didn't you just want to avoid me?"
Hearing this, some viewers were stupid again.
[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Uh, isn't that right? ”
[Huli Daxian]: "It's really wrong, doesn't Zixia know where the moonlight treasure box is, how can this Sun Wukong snatch the moonlight treasure box from her hand that is not in her hand at all?" ”
[Qingfeng]: "Well, it doesn't make sense, it's flawed. ”
[The second master of Zixiao Palace]: "Stupid, the moonlight treasure box was obviously hidden by Qingxia, and as mentioned before, Qingxia would appear every night, but now it is night, and the monkey is snatched from her." ”
[The second master of Zixiao Palace]: "So, do you understand?" ”
[Li Dashao]: "Awesome, brother." ”
[Thirty Years of Hard Reading in the Cold Window]: "It makes people suddenly open!" ”
The Supreme Treasure who finally found the Moonlight Treasure Box was overjoyed.
When the monkey was caught by the woman in white, and Tang Sanzang was ready to fight with his life and give the monkey a chance to reincarnate, the Supreme Treasure quietly rushed forward, picked up the moonlight treasure box, and prepared to leave.
But I don't want to be surprised.
He mistakenly teleported Tang Sanzang, who was about to kill himself, and even disappeared with the moonlight treasure box.
The supreme treasure who shouted was extremely lost.
But the peaks turn around.
Tang Sanzang shuttled through different time and space with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and gradually figured out the ins and outs of the matter, and actually took the initiative to find the Supreme Treasure with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also found it.
But I never expected that things would be so twists and turns.
The four masters and apprentices had just met, and the Bull Demon King of this time and space suddenly killed and arrested the group of four.
However, at this time, the Bull Demon King thought that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong.
Not only did he not kill him, but he also said that the wedding would be held tomorrow.
The next day, the guests arrived.
In front of all the demons and monsters who came to the banquet, the Bull Demon King Chunfeng was proud and announced: "Today is a double happiness, in addition to the day when the sister leaves the pavilion, it is also the time for my bull to take a concubine." ”
"Brother Niu, you said to take a concubine, then the sister-in-law has no opinion?"
Hearing this, a youkai asked.
The Bull Demon King suddenly snorted disdainfully, "That yellow-faced woman is in the Flame Mountain 100,000 miles away, even if she knows, she can't help me." ”
"Surname, cow, of!"
In the Black Wind Mountain Cinema, the cold voice of Princess Iron Fan sounded.
The face of the Bull Demon King sitting on the side changed color in fright.
"Ma'am."
"It's just a movie, not real!"
He hurriedly looked at Princess Iron Fan and waved his hand frantically to deny, "Lao Niu, I only love you in my heart, how can I take a concubine?" ”
When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she sneered twice.
"Love me alone?"
"How do you explain that vixen in Jilei Mountain?"
When the Bull Demon King heard this, his face suddenly became bitter.
How did he forget about this stubble?
Feeling the temperature of the Iron Fan Princess getting lower and lower, and the gaze of the Bull Demon King who almost wanted to kill the cow, the Bull Demon King had to make up nonsense, "Madam, that is all pretended by me for the family business of the Long Live Fox King." ”
"It's also a scene with that jade-faced princess, and my old cow only loves you from beginning to end."
"The blue sky and the white sun, the heaven and the earth can be learned!"
Recalling that in the Black Wind Mountain for a while, the Bull Demon King's hard work and obedience, Princess Iron Fan suddenly softened.
She snorted, "I'll just believe you." ”
"Whew, I've finally fooled it out."
The Bull Demon King quietly wiped a cold sweat and secretly called for luck.
But the next scene in the movie made the Bull Demon King's face more and more ugly, and cold sweat broke out suddenly.
……
It turned out that the concubine that the Bull Demon King wanted to accept was none other than him.
It turned out to be the Zixia Fairy.
He passed by the desert when he went to chase Tang Sanzang, and happened to meet the Zixia Fairy who was knocked unconscious when the monkey snatched the moonlight treasure box, and saw its beauty and moving, so he coveted it and brought it back.
Supreme Treasure and Zixia also met again.
Looking at the Supreme Treasure and the bride Niu Xiangxiang in red costumes, Zixia's eyes suddenly crossed infinite sadness and anger.
The Supreme Treasure knew that he was ashamed, and he didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at Zixia at all.
But Zixia didn't let him go.
"Heh, can you stay here and get married?"
"Maybe."
"And what about your wife at home?"
Hearing the conversation between Zixia and the Supreme Treasure, the Bull Demon King and Niu Xiangxiang were shocked: "What, you have a wife?" ”
Supreme Treasure hurriedly denied, "It's already divorced." ”
"Hey!"
Seeing that the Supreme Treasure was a little embarrassed, the Bull Demon King waved his hand and said indifferently: "Sister, what's there to care about, it's very common for men to have three wives and four concubines, am I not the eldest brother?" ”
"Ah, big brother, you have other women?"
Niu Xiangxiang was stunned.
"Not yet, but right away."
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Zixia and said affectionately: "Zixia, after these two days of getting along day and night, I found that I have fallen deeply in love with you, in order to show my sincerity." ”
The Bull Demon King took out the moonlight treasure box from his sleeve, "I propose to you in front of so many brothers. ”
"This moonlight treasure box is a token of love for you."
"Hehehehehe......"
Looking at the picture in the movie, the princess of the iron fan in the theater smiled.
"It's common for a man to have three wives and four concubines?"
"Still proposing to others in front of so many people?"
"Husband, explain?"
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