Chapter 339: Who is [Princess Xiyue]?
Yang Chan laughed when she heard this, "There is really a marriage contract, but I think there should be no need to return it." ”
She looked at Du Fei, "Because I have something to hide from you." ”
"What's the matter?"
Du Fei continued to pretend to be garlic.
Yang Chan sat up, the corners of her lips rose, and there was a hint of playful pride, "I'm actually not called Yang Ji, nor am I a disciple of the Immortal Sect of Dianling Mountain, but a four-rank immortal official of the Heavenly Court, Princess Xiyue." ”
Speaking of this, a smile appeared on her face, "That is, the Three Holy Virgins of Huashan that you miss in your heart, Yang Chan." ”
Hehe, Master Xiong, I already knew.
Du Fei smiled in his heart, but his face was full of exaggerated surprise.
"You are the Three Virgins?"
He shook his head in disbelief, "This is absolutely impossible, I have the WeChat of the Three Holy Mother, and I have chatted with her many times." ”
"You mean the [Princess Xiyue] number, right?"
The smile on Yang Chan's face became brighter when she heard this, "That's my trumpet." ”
As she spoke, she raised her eyebrows and glanced at Du Fei, with a slight disgust in her eyes, "Speaking of this girl, she is angry, chatting with you is really torturous, and her brain is even more wooden than that of the second brother." ”
"So, don't blame me for ignoring you later."
"Cut~"
Du Fei pursed his lips when he heard this, "Ignore me?" Dulicitous, when did I talk to you and you didn't talk for an hour or two? ”
"And tell me about the strange habit of eating meat and bones!"
"Like meat and bones?"
Yang Chan was stunned when she heard this, "When did I say that?" ”
She then frowned a pair of beautiful eyebrows, and said very unhappily: "Du Fei, you are making up nonsense again, I used to arrange my Sifan Netherworld, and it was just a matter of having a child with a mortal scholar, just when you were drunk, you were talking nonsense." ”
"Now it's actually back to the old ways, arranged for me?"
Du Fei's eyes widened when he heard this.
Hey?
Whether he told the story of the Baolian Lantern because he was drunk and leaked his mouth before, Du Fei was not sure.
But Yang Chan definitely said that she likes to eat meat and bones!
Otherwise, how could he take her to eat on the first date?
The chat history with [Princess Xiyue] was clear, but when Du Fei was about to take out the mobile phone chat record proof, he suddenly remembered that the note he gave her was [Yang Chan's Trumpet].
This one is taken out, and the matter is not all exposed?
Yang Chan would definitely guess that she already knew her identity.
No, you can't take the evidence yourself.
But it's not a big problem.
The chat history is two-way, and Yang Chan has the same on her side.
Thinking of this, Du Fei said to Yang Chan: "Heh, don't be kidding, how could my dignified Luo Jinxian even remember such a thing?" ”
"Don't believe it, you look through the WeChat chat history."
"You've said you liked this!"
Yang Chan shook her hand and snorted coldly: "Don't look at it, I have only talked to you about the [Princess Xiyue] number for three sentences." ”
"It doesn't add up to more than six words, and it is impossible to involve this matter!"
"There is no evidence, just take the phone and look at it and ......"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
Hearing Yang Chan's words, Du Fei was about to argue, but after a while, he suddenly realized something.
When Yang Chan heard this, she raised her eyebrows, and her face was a little strange.
"I said there was no way it could have been involved."
"Not that."
"It doesn't add up to more than six words?"
"That's not the case."
"[Princess Xiyue] I've only talked to you for three sentences?"
Hearing this sentence again, Du Fei's heart suddenly trembled, he raised his eyes and looked at Yang Chan, his voice was a little astringent, "Yang Chan, are you sure, you only talked to me three times?" ”
"Don't you know, that number was originally used to deal with you." Yang Chan said lightly.
Du Fei:
The two have now become so open and honest that they have reached this point.
Du Fei believes that Yang Chan will never lie to herself.
It's not Yang Chan's words, who is the [Princess Xiyue] who has been chatting with her for more than half a year before?
Suddenly, Du Fei remembered a very important thing.
"I remember that each person can only have one mobile phone number, right?"
"Well, that's right."
Yang Chan nodded, "The number [Princess Xiyue] is wheezing. ”
"Wheezing...... Which is it? ”
Hearing this, Du Fei asked in a daze.
Yang Chan spread out her hands, "Who else could it be, of course it's the second brother's roaring dog, the golden retriever dog who came to Black Wind Mountain with me, but in order to hide his identity, I made it a golden retriever." ”
Getting this answer, Du Fei was directly stupid.
The [Princess Xiyue] who has been chatting with herself for so long is actually a roaring dog!
Why am I flirting with a dog?
I'm Nima!
Looking at Du Fei, whose face was suddenly pale and his expression was like eating a fly, Yang Chan said strangely: "What's wrong?" ”
Hearing the voice, Du Fei finally came back to his senses.
He pulled a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.
"It's okay, I'm fine."
……
"Uncle, isn't that right?"
Heavenly Court, Tongming Palace.
Yang Jian stood under the palace and looked at the Jade Emperor on the head, "Xiaochan is just playing a couple with Du Fei in the movie, and the previous "My Buddha" is not unprecedented. ”
"As for going up to the line like this, do you want to call him to Heavenly Court?"
was informed by the immortal servant that the Jade Emperor had something to summon.
Yang Jian immediately took the Roaring Sky Dog to the Tongming Palace.
I thought it was some trivial family matters, but who would have thought that it was related to Du Fei and Xiaochan.
For Du Fei and his sister.
Yang Chan has always held an attitude of not caring about herself and hanging high.
This parent has a mother, and the master has the Nuwa sage, no matter what, it will not be his turn to rank the third in this position, oh no, counting the Jade Emperor's brother-in-law, his brother's status can only be ranked fourth.
Unexpectedly, Niangqin and Nuwa Sage were not in a hurry.
The Jade Emperor, who was an uncle, was in a hurry.
"Jian'er, you're thinking too simply."
The Jade Emperor sighed lightly when he heard this, "If Xiaochan and Du Fei were just playing lovers in the movie." ”
"The question is, why are they just the two of them?"
"Xiaochan has acted in a total of two movies so far."
Both of them are lovers with Du Fei's bear, and they are openly ...... in the movie Blatantly faux pas! ”
The expression on the Jade Emperor's face was a little annoyed and a little helpless, "If it's other fairies, it's fine, Xiaochan is a noble daughter of the heavenly family, a widow's niece, how can she be so unreserved?" ”
"Oh, I see."
Yang Jian stretched his voice and said, "Uncle is afraid that Xiaochan will be like her mother, and she will make a lifelong agreement with Du Fei privately, right?" ”
"Yes, that's exactly what the widow meant."
The Jade Emperor immediately nodded with satisfaction.
"But ......"
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said suspiciously: "Who does Xiaochan like, what does this have to do with you, not to mention what opinions are on the mother's side, Nuwa Sage is Xiaochan's master, her opinion is more important, right?" ”
He shrugged his shoulders, and his tone was shy, "Besides, if you have to break up Du Fei and Xiaochan." ”
"In case you provoke Du Fei's kid to be angry."
"With his unobtrusive temperament, maybe he will come to heaven."
"After all, he has Tongtian and Taiqing Saints behind him."
"Uncle, you don't want to see my mother's old story repeat 10,000 years ago, but you shouldn't have to wait for Xiaochan and Du Fei's child to be born, because Du Fei is much more capable than my father."
Jade Emperor: "......"
Black lines suddenly floated from the Jade Emperor's forehead.
His face turned blue and he slapped the table.
"Yang Jian!"
"You talk so much nonsense, the widow called you over to let you take Du Fei to the sky and talk to the widow."
"It's not for you to teach widows how to do things!"
If it was an ordinary immortal, in the face of the angry Jade Emperor, his legs would definitely be frightened. But standing opposite is Yang Jian, the Erlang God who once raised the flag against the sky in order to save the old lady and pinched each other with the heavenly court for hundreds of years.
Although he Yang Jian is only the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal.
But the whole Three Realms can bring him to his knees.
Except for his mother, as well as the six great saints and several uncles and uncles who expounded the teachings, I couldn't find a few.
Uh, plus a daughter-in-law.
As for the Jade Emperor, sorry, not among them!
"I'm sorry, I don't have time."
Yang Jian clasped his arms on his chest, turned his head, and was about to walk outside the Tongming Palace.
"Yang Jian, you stand for the widow!"
Seeing Erlang God's actions, the Jade Emperor's lungs were about to explode, and this nephew never took him as an uncle in his eyes!
But Yang Jian didn't pay attention to him, and he didn't stop his steps.
The Jade Emperor suddenly became even more angry, slapped the table, stood up, and snorted angrily: "Yang Jian, are you sure you want to fight against the widow?!" ”
"What, my uncle has an opinion?"
Old God Yang Jian was there, and asked lazily.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor suddenly smiled, "Okay! Good! Good! Since this is the case, the widow will also say it directly, do you remember the last time Li Jing's third son Nezha helped you carry the black pot? ”
Hearing this, Yang Jian's footsteps as he walked out paused.
This...... How can it be!?
Uncle, how did he know about that?
Except for himself and Nezha, no one else knows the truth of the matter, and Nezha will never betray himself.
After all, he is Nezha's good brother!
Oh yes, and Li Jing.
However, Li Tianwang is famous for his trustworthiness, and at that time, he repeatedly promised that he would never tell outsiders that he was also a comrade-in-arms during the God Tribulation, and Yang Jian still believed in the other party's character.
So come to think of it......
Uncle must have been a blind cat who had touched a dead mouse and bumped into it.
Thinking of this, Yang Jian's heart was a little fixed.
"I don't understand what you're talking about."
He unconsciously cleared his throat and said without looking back.
The Jade Emperor still smiled on his face, "It seems that you can't remember, well, maybe the widow should call Nezha, Li Jing and your mother to the Tongming Palace, and help you recall the scene at that time." ”
"Come, go and give the widow ......"
Having said that, Yang Jian finally couldn't hold back anymore.
The Jade Emperor wasn't deceiving him, but he really knew!
"Wait a minute!"
He immediately turned around, looked at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his face, and grinned, "Uncle, I'm joking with you." ”
"Isn't it just a trip to Du Fei to come to Heaven, it's a trivial matter."
"Nephew, I'll call him!"
Looking at Yang Jian, who had made a 180-degree turn in his attitude, the Jade Emperor showed a playful smile, "Aren't you very busy?" ”
"No matter how hurried my affairs are, they can't compare with my uncle's affairs!"
"Uncle has something, nephew I can't shirk it!"
Yang Jian straightened up, looking righteous and righteous.
Only then did the Jade Emperor nod with satisfaction, "Very good, then you can go and bring Du Fei over as soon as possible." Also, don't tell Xiaochan about this, otherwise, the widow can't guarantee that one day he will leak in front of your mother. ”
Yang Jian patted his chest, "Uncle, don't worry, it's on me!" ”
After speaking, he suddenly smiled.
"Uncle, I have something I want to ask."
"Say."
"That...... How do you know? ”
"Want to know?" A mysterious smile appeared on the Jade Emperor's face.
"Yes!"
Yang Jian nodded repeatedly.
Don't look at his smiling face now, he is already angry in his heart.
The incident of scolding his mother because of playing games is the biggest stain on his life, once he is stabbed out, he will not be hammered to death by his mother, and it is estimated that he will be sorry for her title of the first female god of war in heaven for hundreds of thousands of years.
What's more, in case someone else knows.
Where is the face of the first filial son of the Three Realms, where to put it, he must not be laughed to death by the gods and Buddhas in the sky!
So, the leaker must be found anyway.
Let him know the cost of angering himself!
"If Du Fei told the widow, do you believe it?"
Looking at his nephew who was forcibly suppressing his anger, the Jade Emperor smiled slightly, with a bit of ridicule in his tone.
"Du Fei?"
When Yang Jian heard this, he was stunned.
Of course, the Jade Emperor was lying to Yang Jian.
As for how he learned the truth about this, it naturally goes back to before the movie "Nezha's Demon Boy Descends" was released.
Li Jing thought that it was really Nezha who insulted the Jade Emperor's sister on WeChat because of Yaoji's door-to-door reprimand, so he angrily forcibly summoned Nezha and scolded and suppressed him.
Afterwards, Yang Jian, who was discovered by his conscience, took the initiative to inform Li Jing of the truth, and the latter realized that he was wrong to blame Nezha.
Then Li Jing wanted to apologize, but he couldn't pull it off.
In addition, Nezha has always refused to give Li Jing a chance to resolve the misunderstanding.
This made Li Jing feel distressed.
When the Jade Emperor learned of this, he wanted Li Jing to make trouble for Du Fei, so he found Li Jing and asked for the reason.
The Jade Emperor took the initiative to ask, how could Li Jing dare to deceive?
I had to tell the truth about everything.
The Jade Emperor didn't take it seriously at first, because Li Jing felt guilty for failing to help Yang Jian keep the contract, and somewhat beautified Yang Jian's image, making the Jade Emperor only think that this was an ordinary misunderstanding.
Moreover, Li Jing begged him to keep it secret, and the Jade Emperor, as the lord of the Three Realms, was broad-minded, so he agreed.
If it weren't for Yang Jian, this kid would be too ignorant.
The Jade Emperor also disdained to threaten his nephew with such things.
Of course.
It is precisely because he is his nephew that he will do such a vulgar and obscene thing, otherwise it will damage the face of the Lord of Heaven too much.
As for why it is said that it is Du Fei leaked.
That's fine.
Because if it weren't for Du Fei in front of him, ignoring his existence, and Xiao Chanqing, I and I.
How could he think of looking for Li Jing to block Du Fei?
Nor will it be known what is behind it.
It is even more impossible to understand the real reason why Li Jing's father and son turned against each other, but it was Yang Jian's rebellious behavior of scolding his mother.
In the final analysis, it was indeed Du Fei who caused all this.
Put the pot on his head, it makes sense!
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