Chapter 346: If you don't eat Tang monk's meat, what kind of monster are you going to be?
"San'er, are you telling the truth?"
Hearing the words of the sparrow demon, the little demons in the cave immediately gathered around and asked with a shocked face.
"Of course it's true."
"That's what I've seen with my own eyes, it's absolutely true!"
Hearing this, Que San nodded heavily.
"Wow, that's great!"
Receiving an affirmative answer from the sparrow demon, the gathered demons suddenly burst into a burst of surprise cheers.
"I can finally see the Monkey King himself."
"I don't know if the Great Sage is willing to accept me as an apprentice, don't say anything else, as long as he can teach me somersault clouds, my biggest dream in this life is to soar the clouds and drive the fog and go to the sky for a spin."
"Don't dream, how can the Great Sage take a fancy to you?"
"Why am I just daydreaming?"
"Don't forget, I'm a baboon, and I'm a family with the Great Sage five hundred years ago!"
A group of male goblins happily discussed.
The female monster next to her was not idle.
A sika deer demon covered his red face with a expression, "Hey, the third prince of the little white dragon is also coming, I really like him, this time I can finally see the real person." โ
"yes, yes, he's so handsome."
"I feel that the little white dragon is not as handsome as Tang Sanzang."
"Tang Sanzang is just a mortal, the third prince is the prince of the Dragon Palace, and his identity is not known to be higher than Tang Seng!"
"Pull it down, don't you want to be ridden by Tang Sanzang as a big horse?"
"Earth dog, you dare to say it again?!"
"I'm telling the truth, and I'm a wolf, not a dog!"
"You dead dog, you dare to insult my third prince, I fought with you, old lady, ahhhhhh
The words fell, and the two demons fought together.
Seeing this, the other monsters hurriedly went to pull, and the whole cave was in chaos.
"Enough!"
With a dissatisfied shout, the noisy little demons finally quieted down, and then honestly retreated to both sides, setting their eyes on the two kings on the throne.
"Look at your virtues, do you still have a bit of a monster?"
On the throne, a monster with horns, gray skin, and bright silver armor put down his mobile phone, glared at the demons and cursed.
"Hmph, I said it a long time ago."
At this time.
The one next to him looked similar, but it was a golden youkai who snorted.
He knocked on the table, "Is this mobile phone a good thing, look at the little ones, you know every day that you watch dramas, brush Weibo, and even the daily drills have fallen, and you actually respect a monkey." โ
"No matter how powerful the monkey is, hasn't he been imprisoned in the gossip furnace?"
"But the Great Sage not only escaped."
"I also got a pair of fiery eyes!"
A little monster muttered quietly.
The silver-armored monster suddenly glared and slapped the table, "Hey, you're so bold, you dare to talk back to the king?" โ
"What's the eye?"
The golden-armored monster was not angry, but said disdainfully: "That's an eye disease that blows smoke and tears, you really think the gossip furnace is a joke, and when the monkey comes, you ask him if he is willing to enter again?" โ
Seeing that the golden-armored monster was not angry, the little demon below had the courage to ask, "How did the Great King know?" โ
"How do I know?"
The golden-armored monster was slightly surprised when he heard the sound.
"I'm not afraid to tell you."
"When that monkey was imprisoned in the Bagua Furnace for refining, it was the wind that your second king and I fanned next to you!"
"Second king, is what the king said true or false?"
The little demons were full of surprise and turned their heads to look at the silver-armored monsters on the side.
"Then I can't lie to you?"
The silver-armored monster raised its head and said proudly.
At this point, the identities of these two monsters are already about to be revealed.
It was the Golden Spirit Boy and the Silver Spirit Boy who were sent down to the mortal world by the old man Taiqing to learn scriptures from Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice Xitian as a calamity, but now they should be called the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.
"I don't believe it."
"The king must have coaxed us to play."
However, the little demons are not stupid, they have all seen "Journey to the West", and it is obviously two boys who fan the wind by the gossip stove.
Not only are they all handsome, but they are still young.
But thirteen or fourteen years old.
How can they be as yellow and white as the two kings, and they are uglier than them.
"What did this king lie to you, when the monkey was imprisoned in the gossip furnace for refining, he was not as arrogant as in the TV series, crying his father and calling his mother all day long." The Silver Horn King snorted.
"It's not that we don't believe you, my lord."
The little demons looked at each other when they heard this, and finally said strangely: "As we all know, the gossip furnace is the treasure of Taishang Laojun. โ
"If the two kings can follow Taishang Laojun and fan his old man's gossip stove, how can they come to us to be monsters, how chic and happy they are to be immortals in the sky?"
"That's it."
"The king's braggadocio is too exaggerated."
The Golden Horn King slapped the table with his big hand and raised his eyebrows, "There is naturally a reason why the two of us are monsters in the lower realm. โ
He immediately took out a scroll of painting from the storage ring and unfolded it, pointed to Tang Sanzang on it and said: "Know Tang Sanzang, this monk is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, a Buddhist monk, and eating a piece of meat can make him immortal." โ
"That's the great creation of immortality and longevity with the sky."
"Don't say it's your king and me, I don't know how many heavenly immortals have descended to earth, ready to taste the taste of this Tang monk's meat."
"And that kind of thing?"
Hearing the words of the Golden Horn King, the little demons were stunned.
Because the "Journey to the West" TV series only filmed the [Four Saints Test Zen Heart], the only monsters encountered were the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster, among which the Black Bear Spirit still stole the robe, and the only one who wanted to eat Tang Seng was the Yellow Wind Monster.
The problem is that the Yellow Wind Monster hangs too fast.
As soon as the Lingji Bodhisattva Wind Bead came out, it was directly broken by the monkey.
So few people cared why he wanted to eat Tang Seng.
"Or else?"
The Silver Horn King snorted, "My Majesty, let me tell you, there are many monsters who want to eat Tang monk's meat in the back, and a small half of them are all immortals or some kind of mounts, and each one is bigger than the other." โ
The wolf demon who had been fighting with the deer demon before couldn't help but wonder: "Then they are all waiting to eat Tang Sanzang's words......
"Why don't you get ahead?"
"If someone else eats it, won't they wait in vain?"
"Huh?"
When the Silver Horn King heard this, he couldn't help but glance at the wolf demon, he stretched out his hand and nodded at the wolf demon, "That's a good question, the reason why this situation is there is because everyone's territory is set." โ
"And the reason why this is the case naturally has to talk about the backers behind it."
"The king is talking about Taishang Laojun and his old man?"
Although the little demons were stunned for a while, their brains were quite flexible, and they did not forget that the two kings were too good to fan the fire.
"That's right!"
The Golden Horn King nodded, very proud.
He stretched out his thumb, pointed at himself and said: "The backer behind your king is the Taiqing sage, one of the three Qing saints, and his old man's face is the Buddha of the West Heaven and has to buy it." โ
"So, little ones!"
The Silver Horn King immediately took over and said, "Now that Tang Sanzang is in front of us, we must seize the opportunity." โ
"The opportunity for immortality is right in front of us, and we must not miss it!"
"For a better tomorrow, catch Tang Sanzang!"
However......
The encouraging words of the Silver Horn King did not get the support of even a little demon, but you look at me, I look at you, all of them are full of sadness, and even a little frightened.
Just when the Silver Horn King's expression was about to be overwhelmed.
The previous wolf demon finally hesitated and spoke, "King, it's not that we don't want to eat Tang monk's meat and have an immortality. โ
"The problem is that the Great Sage is too powerful, we don't dare to go."
As soon as these words came out, the other little demons also chimed in.
"yes, yes."
"The Great Sage Master alone can beat 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to the ground, and there are less than a hundred monsters in our cave, and the Great Sage can kill us all with a stick!"
"Although Tang monk meat is good, you have to have a life to enjoy it......"
"That's it, not to mention Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, I read in "Journey to the West" that these two were also immortals before."
"In my opinion, let's farm honestly!"
"Yes, yes, is it that "Alliance of Immortals" is not fun, or the TV series is not good, I don't want to be a monster who was killed by the Great Sage in the second season of "Journey to the West".
"Agreed!"
Silverhorn King: "??? โ
King of the Golden Horn: "??? โ
Looking at the little demon who said a word to me, and invariably retreated, the golden horn and the silver horn were stunned.
After a moment of stunnedness, the Silver Horn King was furious.
He slapped the table, stood up and scolded, "Bastard! โ
The Silver Horn King pointed to the little demon who instantly shrunk his neck under the hall, and his face turned red with anger, "Do you still have a little pursuit, immortality, being a demon has no dreams, what is the difference between it and salted fish?" โ
"Why did this king find you unambitious subordinates!"
The demons were dumbfounded and did not dare to speak.
"The king's lesson is that you are too salty."
The Silver Horn King followed up and reprimanded: "Master Taiqing has helped us seize such a high position, such a great opportunity is in front of us, if we don't fight, how can we be worthy of his old man's high hopes?" โ
"If you let Tang Seng go over and let him be caught and eaten by the monsters behind, it will be too late to regret it then!"
The demons who were deeply ashamed lowered their heads one after another.
There was silence in the cave.
"King, I don't think I necessarily have to arrest Tang Sanzang."
After a long silence, the clever worm suddenly opened her mouth.
He cautiously probed: "Didn't you say that as long as you can eat a piece of Tang monk meat, you can live forever?" โ
"yes, yes."
When the Golden Horn King heard this, he nodded in an urn.
When Lingli Worm heard this, a flattering smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he smiled: "Since his flesh can live forever, then blood must also work, we can find Tang Sanzang, do business with him, and let him sell some blood to us." โ
"As long as he agrees, let him cross the mountain."
"Then boil this blood into a pot of soup, and everyone drinks it separately, and all of them are immortal, isn't everyone happy?"
Golden Horn King: ฮฃ(ยฐโณ ยฐ|||)?
Silver Horn King: โ (??) ะด?? lll)๏ผ
Seeing the stunned appearance of the two kings.
Lingli Worm thought that the two of them were unhappy, so she couldn't help shrinking her neck, and said with courage: "No matter how bad it is, let him cut a piece of meat, the monks are merciful, and a piece of meat can be avoided by dropping it." โ
"I think he'll say yes to us nine times out of ten."
Hearing this, the other little demons were also stunned.
"Wow, yes, it's a clever worm!"
"You're so smart, in this way, you don't have to face up to the Great Sage to get the chance of immortality!"
"I'll just say that the clever worm has a brain, it's a genius!"
"That's a great idea!"
After a while, the little demons were surprised and admired.
Looking at the cheering demons in the cave, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King glanced at each other, feeling that the door to a new world had been opened.
"Brother, this seems to be doable."
The Silver Horn King thought about it carefully, and suddenly turned his head and said.
"Walk a hammer!"
However, the Golden Horn King, who came back to his senses, directly patted the Silver Horn King's head, and scolded angrily in a low voice: "You stupid, stupid playing with your mobile phone? Did the master let us go to the lower realm to eat Tang monk's meat? โ
"Our mission is to get them in trouble!"
He squinted and glared at the Silver Horn King, "Do you really think that you can live forever after eating Tang monk's meat?" โ
"That's all fake news released by the Lingshan Buddha Gate!"
The Silver Horn King touched his head, "Oh......"
After teaching his stupid younger brother a lesson, the King of the Golden Horn immediately turned his head to look at the little demons cheering in the cave, and snorted angrily: "Okay, give this king a quiet moment, what a group of waste demons who can't be helped." โ
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the demons, "You all listen to me, this king has made up his mind, and he must catch Tang Sanzang." โ
"As for the Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie you said."
"I have my own king and two kings to deal with, and it's not your turn to worry about it."
As he spoke, he looked at Lingli Worm and scolded with a cold face: "Lingli Worm, you kid went to Black Wind Mountain and didn't learn anything, but you learned things that didn't make sense, and you came up with ideas." โ
"Go, what should you do, what should you do!"
"How long has it been dark, I don't cook dinner, I will play with my mobile phone, you want to starve to death King Ben?"
"Yes, my lord." xn
The King of the Golden Horn reprimanded him, and the scolding demons did not dare to raise their heads.
hurriedly answered, and then dispersed.
After the little demons left, the Silver Horn King immediately walked to the Golden Horn King's side, frowned, and said, "Brother, it is easy to deal with Tang Sanzang, but that Sun Monkey is not a simple person, so we are not easy to deal with." โ
"Afraid of what?"
The Golden Horn King glanced at the Silver Horn with a calm expression.
He touched the storage ring, turned over his hand and took out a few small things with bursts of spiritual light, and snorted: "Before I came to the lower realm, the master gave me a few innate spirit treasures, isn't it more than enough to deal with Sun Monkey?" โ
"Purple gold red gourd, mutton fat jade net bottle, seven-star sword?"
"And a rope of gold?"
Seeing the treasure in the hands of the Golden Horn King, the Silver Horn King was pleasantly surprised.
Seeing this scene, he finally put his mind at ease, and laughed: "With so many treasures in hand, Tang Sanzang must be able to catch them." โ
"Let that Monkey King have great powers, don't be afraid!"
The Golden Horn King also had a smug smile on his face, "Only if you get rid of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng or something, they are just stinky fish and rotten shrimp, and it will definitely be easy to take down Tang Sanzang at that time." โ
"Master's task can also be successfully completed."
"That's right, it's extreme!"
"Hahahahaha......" x2
The two demons glanced at each other, looked up to the sky and laughed, and the cave was filled with a happy atmosphere.
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