Chapter 360 "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" was released
This has to start with Pingdingshan a few days ago.
The king of the golden horn and the silver horn confessed that he was the boy of the Taishang Laojun, but he was ordered to go to the lower realm, and deliberately made things difficult for the four masters and apprentices, which made the monkey very angry, and directly scolded the old man Taiqing for not being a person.
But I didn't want to be too clear, I didn't know when I came to the Lotus Cave, and I directly collided with Sun Wukong.
Although it was a bit embarrassing to be caught red-handed by saying bad things behind his back.
But the monkey prides itself on being the reasonable party.
The old man Taiqing also seemed to understand this matter, but he just smiled slightly, and did not pursue anything, and immediately beat the two disciples of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn back to their original form, confessed their guilt to Tang Sanzang, and left with the two of them.
Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice thought that the matter was over.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the master and apprentice embarked on the road to the west, the sky began to drop thunder on their heads coldly.
Uh, not them, to be exact.
It's the Monkey King.
At the end of the day, I was struck by lightning dozens of times.
It has been seven or eight days since I left the Lotus Cave, and every day more than 80 divine thunders have been sent down to greet the monkeys.
Although these divine thunders can't hurt Sun Wukong.
But there is no pattern to when and how much it falls.
If you don't pay attention, you will be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!
The most infuriating thing is the weirdness of this god thunder, the Ruyi golden hoop rod can't be blocked, and the mana barrier can't be blocked.
As long as it touches it, it will be passed on to the monkey.
Let Sun Wukong call it an unguardable and annoying.
As for who made this divine thunder, the monkey can think of it with his ass, it must be the ghost of that old thing in Taiqing!
But what could he do?
The old man's ability is naturally very clear.
How could he be able to resist with Taiyi Golden Immortal?
"Whew!"
Zhu Bajie flicked his sleeves when he heard this, "I said Brother Monkey, if you want to blame, blame you for not being able to say anything." ”
"Taiqing, that old man is notoriously cautious."
"It's enough for you to scold him in front of the two boys, after the old man came, you still scolded him in front of his deity, can the old man Taiqing not be bad behind his back?"
Sha Seng also nodded in agreement, "Second Senior Brother is right. ”
"Lao Jun is famous in Heaven for loving to hold grudges, be careful, and none of the immortals who have offended him will end well."
"Hmph, you still have the face to say?"
As soon as Sun Wukong heard this, the whole monkey became even more angry.
He glared at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and complained with an angry face: "That old man is here, you don't know how to remind my grandson, if you know that he is there, how can my grandson say those things later?" ”
"Hey!"
"Brother Monkey, you're a little unreasonable."
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, "The first time the old man Taiqing appeared, my old pig will remind you not to say it." ”
"It's you who don't listen to persuasion, and you still beep non-stop."
"Why can you blame us?"
"Second Senior Brother is right, we reminded you."
"Is that a reminder?" The monkey didn't give up, and said with some strong words: "I don't know that my grandson was angry at the time, and he can remind a hammer by pulling his clothes twice?" ”
"Not ......"
Zhu Bajie still wanted to argue with the monkey, but Tang Sanzang, who was on the horse, raised his hand and persuaded: "Okay, let's not say a word." ”
He glanced at the sun, "It's almost noon, let's rest for a while." ”
The monkey and the others stopped as they said and prepared to bury the pot to make rice.
Tang Sanzang also got off the horse and sat down under the shade of the tree, he immediately took out his mobile phone, intending to see the news of the Wuji Country in the past two days.
As he left the realm of the Tang Dynasty farther and farther away, Tang Sanzang also learned a lot of things, especially in order to prevent conflicts and misunderstandings with the locals due to different customs, Tang Sanzang would check relevant information on the Internet every time he entered a new area.
Although he has the magical power of [Physicalization], he can quickly deal with conflicts with others.
But Tang Sanzang was still more inclined in his heart:
The gentleman does not move his hands.
Especially after watching the movie "Journey to the West".
The Tang Sanzang in the movie became his learning object, although most people think that Tang Sanzang in "Journey to the West" is verbose, but Tang Sanzang himself does not think so.
A true monk should use the Dharma and teachings to convince others.
Although the physical degree is good, it is also more enjoyable.
But after all, it is not in line with his image of a Tang monk from the country of gentlemen, and he should be used less on weekdays.
"Ding!"
Just when Tang Sanzang was browsing the news.
With a prompt, an announcement popped up on the phone.
[Another masterpiece of Black Wind Mountain Studio, starring the Jade Emperor and the Buddha! ] The funniest comedy ever! 】
["The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" will be released for free on the whole network today! ] 】
"The richest man in the Earth Immortal Realm?"
"If the Buddha is the leading role?"
Seeing the text on the pop-up announcement, Tang Sanzang was shocked.
……
"King, Black Wind Mountain has a new movie!"
Huangfeng Ridge, Huangfeng Cave.
Tiger Pioneer ran in front of the Yellow Wind Monster with his mobile phone.
"What are you doing shouting so loudly?"
"This king is not deaf!"
The Yellow Wind Monster on the throne picked his teeth and glared at the Tiger Pioneer dissatisfied, "Isn't it just a new movie, what's all the fuss, is there the Jade Emperor or the Buddha, really." ”
However, when the Tiger Pioneer heard this, his eyes widened.
"The King."
"You're like a god!"
Hearing this, the Yellow Wind Monster stopped picking his teeth, blinked, and said strangely: "What is like a god?" ”
"This new movie is starring the Jade Emperor and the Buddha!"
Tiger Pioneer said loudly.
Yellow Wind Monster: "??? ”
After being stunned for a moment, the Yellow Wind Monster snatched the mobile phone from Tiger Pioneer's hand and looked towards the pop-up announcement.
After seeing that line of font in large and bold font.
He gasped.
"......"
The Yellow Wind Monster looked up at the Tiger Pioneer and said in amazement: "This is not true, even the Jade Emperor has gone out to make a movie, isn't it, there is also the Buddha?" Where did this black bear spirit get such a big face? ”
"Tiger Pioneer, isn't this king dreaming?"
Tiger Pioneer nodded heavily, "King, of course it's not a dream, and it also says that the movie is free and will be released on the whole network!" ”
Yellow Wind Monster: Σ (oao River)
He immediately looked down at the announcement again.
Hiss......
My God, is this black bear spirit about to become a father or what, actually doing such a great act of kindness as watching a new movie for free?
But he even did.
The king of Ben also cursed him for giving birth to a son without an asshole!
Originally, after Tang Sanzang called Du Fei to lift Huang Fengling's network speed limit, Huang Fengwei had considered reconciling with the Black Bear Spirit, after all, there was no essential hatred between the two sides.
But it wasn't long before the Yellow Wind Monster changed.
Grandma's black bear spirit, the rat master never scolded you because you limited our network speed in Huangfengling.
It's that every time this girl makes a movie, it's a fucking tragic ending.
"Journey to the West", which was originally a comedy, stabbed the Yellow Wind Monster fiercely at the end, making it a black fan of Black Wind Mountain, of course, after learning the lesson of being limited in Internet speed last time because of the black bear essence.
The Yellow Wind Monster did not rashly raise the anti-flag and fought against the black bear spirit.
It's about thinking about a suitable solution.
However, such a scenario has not been thought of for the time being......
"King, it's great that this new movie "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" can be watched for free, and it can save us a lot of money!"
At this time, Tiger Pioneer said with a smile.
The Yellow Wind Monster also came back to his senses, and immediately glanced at the Tiger Pioneer.
"It's only ten bear coins, how?"
Tiger Pioneer's face was solemn, and he nodded hurriedly, "It's a lot, king, our monsters have such mana, go to Black Wind Mountain to recharge people and only accept spirit stones and treasures, and don't accept silver." ”
"The brothers in the cave are all pooling bear coins to watch movies, otherwise a demon will have to take out ten bear coins, which is unaffordable."
Speaking of this, Tiger Pioneer looked at the phone screen again.
He sighed and said with hope on his face: "It would be nice if all the new movies released in the future were free for us." ”
Bite!
At this moment, a spiritual light crossed the Yellow Wind Monster's mind.
Gratis......
If the new movies in the future are all free screenings, the black bear spirit kid will definitely lose no pants left, uh, maybe it won't be a loss, but there are so many audiences in the Three Realms, the black bear spirit will definitely make a lot less money!
Thinking of this, the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly knew what he was going to do in the future to take revenge on the black bear spirit who always loved to use knives.
"You can't rush, you have to plan it first."
The Yellow Wind Monster, who finally had a clever plan, was very excited.
But he calmed down quickly.
Although it has been a monster in the Nether for so many years, it has never had any demon goals, but now it finally has something worth fighting for all its life, and it must make a thorough plan.
"Tiger Pioneer, when will this "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" be released?" Relieving himself, the Yellow Wind Monster asked the Tiger Vanguard.
"Report to the king, this afternoon."
"Good!"
The Yellow Wind Monster slapped the armrest, "It's time to test it." ”
……
The news of the free release of "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" and the starring role of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha quickly spread.
Although there are more heavyweight Sanqing Saints and Hongjun Dao Ancestors inside.
But Du Fei did not use them as propaganda points.
The reason is also very simple.
Compared with the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, although these three are more powerful, they are well-known among the beings of the Three Realms.
That's definitely going to be thrown out of ten streets by the first two.
The old man Taiqing may be better.
Hongjun and Tongtian, Yuan Shi Tianzun, that is the pure eighteen lines.
It is estimated that even Guanyin Bodhisattva and Erlang God can't compare.
In fact, as Du Fei expected, as soon as the trailer of "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" came out, it immediately caused an uproar on the Internet.
[Monkey returned my fire cover]: "?!" ”
[Donghua Sword Immortal]: "It turned out to be His Majesty leading the starring role!" ”
[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "Boss Du is awesome, even the Jade Emperor and the Buddha can be invited to make a film!" ”
[Purple Clothes]: "It seems to be a funny comedy?" ”
[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "My Heavenly ......"
[Leopard Head Mountain Agricultural and Sideline Products Wholesale]: "How many exciting, funny comedy movies made by the Jade Emperor and Rulai Buddha? ”
[Yunhua]: "Even his brother ...... him"
[Taiqing Sage is my father]: "I seem to have seen my father in the trailer, is it really fake?" ”
[Jin Ling Boy]: "Niu Niu, you are indeed not mistaken. ”
[Silver Spirit Boy]: "It is indeed the master. ”
[30,000 Years of Hatred]: "Six Pure Roots? Untainted by the world? Hehe...... It's as hypocritical as ever. ”
[Scorpion]: "Agreed! ”
[Black Robe]: "Agreed! ”
[Win Demon]: "Agreed! ”
[Heavenly Court First Yasuo]: "Your Majesty's movie, I must watch it!" ”
[Li Ergou]: "It's still free." ”
[Weird and tricky]: "Hey, really, the dog brother in front didn't say it, I didn't even find out!" ”
[Lu Lao Er]: ", I'm really looking forward to it!" ”
……
The Jade Emperor, the Buddha, the whole network is free......
These hot entries instantly detonated the entire Three Realms network, and successfully created momentum for "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World".
Don't wait for the unitary time to come.
Countless people sat around TV screens or mobile phones.
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
His Royal Highness is full of immortals from all walks of life.
Because it was his film debut, the good-faced Jade Emperor directly issued an edict that all immortals must be present to watch the movie together.
Other heavenly soldiers and generals who guard the major heavenly gates and palaces.
was also approved by the Jade Emperor as fake.
At the moment, they are also sitting in groups of three or five, holding their mobile phones or staring at the TV screen in front of them.
"Your Majesty's comedy movie is really unthinkable."
"The most incredible thing should be Director Du."
"Who would have thought that he would be able to invite His Majesty to make a movie, you must know that Your Majesty has never left Heaven."
"Hey, if you want me to say it's because of "Journey to the West".
"It has blackened Your Majesty, and Your Majesty naturally wants to make a name for yourself."
"The problem is ......"
"Your Majesty, he didn't play himself this time, did he?"
"Heh, I think you're stupid enough to fight with Marshal Tianpeng!"
"Hey, hey, Wude Xingjun, don't engage in immortal body attacks, you dare to compare Ben Jiang with the pig in Tianpeng, if you don't explain it to me today, the two of us won't be finished!"
"Are you stupid?"
"What is the Majesty in "Journey to the West", what is the real Majesty, Your Majesty only needs to appear in the movie."
"That old stereotype will soon be shattered?"
"Shhh...... It does make some sense. ”
At this time, the familiar opening animation of the Black Wind Mountain Studios emerged.
The immortals immediately fell silent and looked at the screen in unison.
……
Thirty-three heavens, Wa Palace.
In the palace, there is a woman wearing plain clothes and a beautiful face, although she has her eyes closed and her demeanor is graceful, her body exudes a faint illusory and ethereal atmosphere, which is difficult to look at.
Suddenly, she opened her eyes, and a pair of holy and bewitching eyes fell on the woman in white under Her Highness.
"Chan'er, you're upset."
The woman in white is naturally Yang Chan, who returned to the Wa Palace not long ago.
And the plain woman at the head of the seat is none other than her.
It is the only demon saint among the six saints, Nuwa!
Hearing Nuwa's words, Yang Chan did not panic, but smiled and said, "Master, the disciple just remembered that there was a movie released in Youshi today, so he moved his mood. ”
"Movies?"
Nuwa's eyebrows furrowed slightly, "This is an illusory fabrication, which is not conducive to cultivation, so you should stay away from it." ”
Yang Chan lowered her head, "What the master said is true!" ”
But then her voice changed.
"Master, the disciple heard a sentence when he traveled in the Nether, the man said, 'Only by combining work and rest can you get twice the result with half the effort', the disciple felt that it was extremely reasonable, although movies are not beneficial to cultivation, but it is an excellent thing to use for leisure time for recreation."
"Why don't you watch it with your disciples, and you should have a pastime?"
When Nuwa heard this, her eyes looked at Yang Chan, "This sentence was said by the bear demon and you listened, right?" ”
"Yes."
Yang Chan nodded, not denying it.
After receiving an affirmative reply, Nuwa was slightly displeased, and immediately shook her head slightly, "Such an uninteresting thing, it is simply a waste of time to look at it." ”
"Don't look at it for the teacher!"
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