Che Chi country, Sanqing Palace.

"Big brother, is what you say in the back of this movie true?"

After reading "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World", a sheepbearded Taoist priest wearing a purple and green Taoist robe asked the bearded man next to him.

It is said that he is a bearded man, but the other party is also dressed as a Taoist priest, and unlike the sheepbearded Taoist priest, he is wearing an orange and yellow Taoist robe, and his burly body supports the robe to swell.

There was also a white-robed Taoist priest beside him.

Compared to the previous two, he looked more normal, except for a slight bulge on each side of his forehead.

Naturally, this Taoist priest is none other than him.

It is the Three Kingdoms Division of Che Chi Country!

Tiger power Daxian, deer power Daxian, sheep power Daxian!

Hearing Yang Li Daxian's words, Lu Li Daxian glanced at him, "You didn't see the advertisement at the back of the movie? That's what the Jade Emperor said himself, could it be fake? ”

"I haven't seen the real Jade Emperor, who knows if this person is real?" Yang Li Daxian argued.

Although the Jade Emperor once appeared in "The Voice of the Three Realms".

But he always wore a crown of beads.

It's hard to see the true face of the Jade Emperor.

Not to mention, Zhang Duoyu's makeup in "The Richest Man in the Earth Immortal World" is very weird, and his temperament is very different from that of the Jade Emperor.

People who don't see the Jade Emperor often are hard to recognize.

"The third child."

"I said, are you too stupid?"

Luli Daxian heard the strange voice and said: "You can't recognize the Jade Emperor, forget it, but you always know the Taiqing Saint and Tongtian Saint inside, even they have appeared in the movie, is it necessary for Heifeng Mountain to find someone to pretend to be the Jade Emperor to make a movie?" ”

Yang Li Daxian: "......"

At this time, Huli Daxian finally spoke: "The second brother is right, there is a good chance that this matter is true. ”

"And even if it's not true, we're going to try!"

Speaking of this, Huli Daxian looked at the two.

"It's not been a year or two for us to seek enlightenment and ascend to immortality."

"Now that there is such an opportunity in front of us, no matter what, we have to grasp it, besides, the bear demon Du Fei of Black Wind Mountain is extraordinary, and he is the best among our demons."

"I'm sure he won't deceive us."

Yangli Daxian and Huli Daxian suddenly glanced at each other, "Then let's do what the advertisement says, what kind of grandma master will we be?" ”

"But the advertisement said that the video would be posted on that station."

"We're not going to do it!"

Lu Li Daxian immediately spread his hands and said helplessly.

Yang Li Daxian followed closely behind, with a sad expression, "Big brother, and I don't know what video we can shoot." ”

"Is it possible to pat and meditate?"

The corners of Huli Daxian's mouth rose slightly when he heard this, revealing a touch of confidence.

He raised his hand and patted the shoulders of the two junior brothers, "Don't worry, how to shoot a video to be a grandmother, the advertisement mentions that the tutorial will be announced, and we will directly learn from it when the time comes." ”

"As for the content......"

Huli Daxian smiled proudly, "I followed a blogger named [Alchemy Old Dao] on Weibo. ”

"He often posts videos on weekdays, and we can learn from them."

"You mean that Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans?"

Luli Daxian also woke up in an instant.

"Yes, that's him!"

Yang Li Daxian patted his head and said suddenly: "I also remember, he often sends some video tutorials on alchemy!" ”

"It's not just an alchemy tutorial."

Huli Daxian took over, "There are a lot of videos he has posted, in addition to teaching people to alchemy, there are even ginseng fruit tasting videos, and I heard that he has a great relationship with the Taiqing Sage, when "The Voice of the Three Realms", the Taiqing Sage also helped him advertise!" ”

"But, big brother."

Yang Li Daxian stroked his goatee with his fingers.

Then he looked up at Huli Daxian, "[Alchemy Old Dao] is a super Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans, and there will definitely be no fewer people who have the same idea as us, and the competitiveness will definitely be great at that time." ”

"If we want to stand out, we have to make our own characteristics, otherwise, we will make a video, and no one will watch it."

"If that's the case, you won't be able to get the power of your wishes!"

"Yes, the third child is right!"

Luli Daxian nodded in agreement, "We have to set up a person!" ”

His eyes narrowed slightly, and he told Huli and Yangli Daxian about what he had seen on his mobile phone Weibo and forums on weekdays.

"Only highlight your own character image and characteristics."

"Such as identity, ability, fetishes, etc.

"Only this way can others remember our brothers!"

Hearing this, Huli Daxian and Yangli Daxian frowned.

I fell into thought for a while.

Identity?

The three of them are just beasts in the mountains, and they were able to cultivate into human form because of fate, except for being worshiped as a national teacher by the king of Chechi because they mastered the orthodox art of praying for rain, they didn't have the identity to do it at all.

Ability?

As mentioned earlier, in addition to the orthodox rain prayer technique, the rest are some unpopular spells, and they are not even supernatural powers.

As for fetishes......

The three of them have a common fetish.

That's bullying monks!

Although this statement starts with the great drought in Chechi many years ago, in the final analysis, the three people who think they are Taoist orthodox do not have a good impression of those bald donkeys, and even dislike them very much.

"Big brother, I have an idea!"

While pondering, Luli Daxian suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted.

"What's the idea?" x2

Huli Daxian and Yangli Daxian spoke in unison.

"Hey, hey, hey." Luli Daxian chuckled twice, "As far as I know, Heavenly Court and Buddhism are now clearly contradictory, and Taoism and Buddhism are even more tense because of the battle of luck. ”

"If we can take advantage of this matter to make a gimmick of the Buddha fighting method, wouldn't it attract the attention of the audience?"

"Dao Buddha Fighting Method?"

Huli Daxian was stunned for a moment, "But how can there be a monk in Che Chi Country?" ”

Because of the great drought in Chechi, the Buddhist temple failed to ask for rain, and after the king of Chechi appointed the three demons who prayed for rain as the national teacher, he beat the monks of the whole country into coolies.

Now Che Chiguo has no monk at all except for prison.

"Hey, big brother is confused!"

Lu Li Daxian shook his hand, "We can let those monks in the prison cooperate with us to shoot a video!" ”

"You mean...... Like acting? ”

Yang Li Daxian pondered for a moment, and suddenly reacted.

"That's right!"

Luli Daxian nodded hurriedly, "Just like the movie in Black Wind Mountain, let those monks cooperate with us to act, and then make some tricks to make the illusion of fighting, and then record it with your mobile phone." ”

"And don't worry about those bald asses not cooperating."

"We just need to tell them that if they are willing to cooperate with us in acting, they don't have to do hard work anymore."

"I'm sure these bald asses will say yes!"

"Wonderful!"

After listening to Luli Daxian's words, Huli Daxian's eyes lit up.

If they can really do what they envisioned, then they may be able to become a big Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans like [Alchemy Old Dao], and with a lot of willpower, it is not a dream to become an immortal!

"What else is there to say?"

Huli Daxian rubbed his hands and looked excited, "Without further ado, let's hurry up and download Bi Station and register to become a grandma!" ”

……

"Grandma?"

Gu Ying

"That's a weird name."

Under the shade of the trees on the border of the black chicken country, Zhu Bajie watched the last advertisement of the movie and chewed with a strange face.

"Then again, Grandma is nothing."

Sun Wukong interjected at this time: "My old Sun cares more about what is the name of willingness, is it really as amazing as it is said in the movie?" ”

"I'm also a little curious."

Tang Sanzang on the side also echoed when he heard this.

"Of course!"

The well-informed Zhu Bajie smiled, "Master, I'm afraid you don't know yet, this power of wish and merit are the two most magical things in the Three Realms. Regardless of people, gods, ghosts, and demons, there is no one who does not want them. ”

"Oh?"

Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Bajie, "Bajie, tell me in detail." ”

"Then I'll explain it to you, old pig."

Looking at the gazes cast by Tang Sanzang and others, Zhu Bajie looked slightly meaningful, "First of all, let's talk about merit, this is the reward given when living beings do good deeds and contribute to the operation of heaven and earth. Those who have merit are deeply blessed, can stabilize their own luck, and can also prevent all evils from encroaching and not breaking ten thousand laws. ”

"As for the power of will, it is similar to merit in terms of utility, but it is much weaker than merit."

"But the conditions for obtaining the power of the will are relatively low."

"As long as you get the sincere approval of the Soul Law, or the mood that touches you, you can get the power of desire to descend, the so-called making movies can get the power of willingness, my old pig estimates that this is the reason."

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie rubbed his chin.

He continued: "But I read the end credits. ”

"The bear payment made by the bear demon of the Black Wind Mountain can not only trade the wish power, but also many wonderful things that the original wish power does not have, which really surprises the old pig."

"Because if you can really do this, your power will be completely comparable to your merits, or even slightly better."

"After all, merit is much more difficult to obtain than wish!"

"Huh?"

The monkey raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "My grandson also made a film at the beginning." ”

"In this case, my grandson also has the power of willingness?"

Zhu Bajie thought for a while, nodded and affirmed: "It stands to reason that this is the case, and it is possible to get the wish power without appearing in a movie, since you have an appearance in "Journey to the East", there must be." ”

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but be slightly surprised when he heard this, "My teacher's hand in Black Wind Mountain has also been patted once. ”

"In this way, there is also the desire to be a teacher?"

Zhu Bajie suddenly waved his hand, "Hey, master, Brother Monkey." ”

"Didn't you say it in the advertisement?"

"Download that bear payment to check personal willingness, don't you download a check?"

Hearing this, the monkey and Tang Sanzang glanced at each other.

Then they took out their mobile phones to download Bear Pay!

Sha Seng couldn't help but itch when he saw this, although he had not starred in any movies and TV series, he also appeared in "Journey to the West" and "Journey to the West".

Maybe you will have the power to do so?

Thinking of this, he also took out his mobile phone and downloaded the bear payment.

Seeing that the monkey, Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng all took out their mobile phones to download the bear payment and check their willingness balance.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but open his phone and prepare to download.

He also wanted to see if he had the power to do so.

Looking at the master and the three senior brothers who took out their mobile phones one after another and inquired about their personal wishes, Bailongma also turned his head and took out a mobile phone from the saddle, stretched out his horse's hooves and clicked into the mobile phone store.

"Hahaha!"

"My grandson actually has 700,000 wishes!"

Soon, Sun Wukong, who was the first to register for bear payment, suddenly crossed his waist, laughed, and said with excitement on his face.

"700,000?!"

Zhu Bajie was shocked when he heard this.

How many years has this monkey lived, and he actually has 700,000 wishes, didn't he just appear in a short plot in "Journey to the East", and he earned too much wishing power from this film, right?

It's comparable to the inventory of ordinary immortals for thousands of years!

"Hey, hehe, I actually have more than 10,000 wishes?"

At this time, Sha Seng also completed the authorization and registration of Xiong Pay, and then raised his mobile phone, slightly surprised.

He didn't appear in any movies.

Even the image in "Journey to the West" is only a marginal character.

I didn't expect that I still have more than 10,000 wishes!

"Nerd, how many do you have?"

Seeing that Sha Seng's wish was only one-seventieth of his own, the pride and pride on the monkey's face were even stronger, he jumped to Zhu Bajie's side in three steps and two steps, and asked with a grin at Zhu Bajie.

Hearing the number of Sha Seng's wishes, Zhu Bajie was determined.

Even Senior Brother Sha, who has never made a film, has more than 10,000 wishes in movies and TV series that are more powerful than himself.

My will will definitely not be less!

Zhu Bajie finally completed the registration, and his personal willingness was immediately revealed.

But the result, apparently, was somewhat unexpected by him.

Personal Willpower: [250]

Zhu Bajie: "......"

"Hahahaha

Seeing this number, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng laughed directly.

Even the white dragon horse on the side grinned and let out a laugh of embarrassment, even though its personal power was zero.

"It's all to blame on that Black Wind Mountain Bear Demon!"

"If it weren't for him, my old pig wouldn't be like this!"

Zhu Bajie's face turned red, and he immediately opened his mouth to shake the pot, it must be because the greedy, lazy and lustful Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West" ruined his image, otherwise he would never have been so willing.

"Idiot, don't make excuses."

Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and laughed: "Just like you fat-headed and big-eared pig, who would like it?" ”

"Senior Brother Sha, did you say?"

Sha Seng grinned and nodded with a straight smile, "Indeed! ”

Zhu Bajie looked aggrieved.

But I couldn't find an excuse to refute it.

He had to forcibly change the topic and said: "What are you proud of, 700,000 wishes are amazing, the master hasn't said how much he has wishes, in my opinion, there must be more than you monkey!" ”

"Huh!"

Sun Wukong looked disdainful, "Master has made a movie promotion video, and the duration is not as long as my old grandson." ”

"It is absolutely impossible to have more than my grandson's wish!"

"Indeed."

Sha Seng nodded in agreement.

Sun Wukong immediately turned around and came to Tang Sanzang's side, "Master, haven't you inquired yet?" ”

Tang Sanzang raised his head when he heard this, his face was a little embarrassed, "That's not true, it's just that the teacher can't understand what the number in this person's willingness column is, Wukong, you can help the teacher take a look." ”

As he spoke, Tang Sanzang handed the phone to the monkey.

"Okay, my grandson will help you!"

Sun Wukong was very happy and took over the phone.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also gathered around and looked down at the screen.

The next moment.

【10029458】Eight numbers caught the eyes of the three people.

Monkey King: Σ (●??? ●|||)

Zhu Bajie:(‵▽′)/

Sha Seng: ∑ (?? д?? lll)？！

"Ten million?!"

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