"Still nowhere to be found?"

Li Chaolong glared at Luo Rucai's lieutenant, who then looked in the direction of the latrine.

As the first deputy general to follow Luo Rucai, he knows that he is the commander, it is really open-minded, and he can endure any disgusting thing in order to live.

And the thatched toilet was revealed to Luo Rucai after he was drunk once, and bragging to everyone was transparent, and the deputy general still remembered Luo Rucai's words at that time.

At that time, Luo Rucai said to the people around him: "Brothers, after so many years of fighting, let me ask you, when was your most thrilling time?" ”

Hearing this, the people around hurriedly spoke, saying how thrilling it was back then, and when it came to Luo Rucai, everyone talked about Luo Rucai, and they all asked Luo Rucai when he was the most thrilling in his life, Luo Rucai laughed when he heard this: "Lao Tzu's most thrilling thing was when he first started the army, there were not many soldiers, and we were discussing things in a village at that time, and the court sent a thousand households to exterminate us. ”

"Lao Tzu had less than a hundred people in his hands at that time, and they were all with wooden forks, how could he fight these people? And at that time, not long after Wang Ergang rebelled, the imperial court had not sent Yang He to our Shaanxi, so he was caught at that time, at least beheaded, that is to say, if he was caught, he would die. ”

"At this time of crisis, the others scattered in a hurry, Lao Tzu thought that the bandits suppressed by the thousands of households must have horses, and he was how to run with two legs and four legs, so at this time the run must be dead, so Lao Tzu gritted his teeth and found a bamboo pipe, and I jumped into the pit."

"Sure enough, my subordinates were all dead, and Lao Tzu was hiding in the dung pit at the time, and the officers and soldiers searched for a long time but did not find it, and finally the thousand households they led also poured urine on Lao Tzu's head, and finally did not find Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu escaped and ascended to heaven in this way."

Hearing this, the surrounding thieves were disgusted, but Luo Rucai laughed and said: "The eldest husband was born in the world, and there is no big deal except life and death, haha......"

Luo Rucai said: "As long as you live, what are you afraid of a little feces, find a pool and soak it for a few days, there will be no taste, and when the time comes, you will still sleep with a woman and drink good wine, this is a real man." ”

The adjutant told Li Chaolong about the past, and Li Chaolong couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "This fight is not good, but it is really ruthless." ”

And a soldier of Li Chaolong on the side said with a strange face: "Toilet? Just now, I seemed to pee. ”

Hearing this, Li Chaolong looked at the deputy general and said: "You take the lead, we will follow behind, catch Luo Rucai, count your head work, and save you from capital crimes." ”

Hearing this, the adjutant general said, "Really, thank you, sir." “

The deputy general said with a happy face, and secretly said in his heart: "Commander, commander, don't blame your subordinates for being ruthless now, your subordinates just want to live." ”

Thinking that the deputy general took the lead directly and took Li Chaolong and the others to the direction of the latrine, at this time, in the latrine, Luo Rucai wiped the stinking urine on his face, and listened to the sound of the outside gradually approaching, his face darkened, why haven't they left yet.

"Fence the latrine, and load the musket."

Hearing this, Luo Rucai glared, why did they seem to be coming to the latrine?

Could it be that they suspected this dung pit, it shouldn't be, the bastard just now peed on the pit and he didn't make a sound, and he didn't find a flaw, how could they doubt this!

Luo Rucai thought, but listening to the sound of getting closer and closer outside, Luo Rucai panicked, and then Luo Rucai took out the crossbow arrow in his hand, slowly squatted down, and hid himself as much as possible, towards the crocodile hiding in the swamp.

At this time, someone entered the pit, Luo Rucai held his breath, the smell around him was no longer important, and now his brain was all about being alive as the first command.

At this time, the adjutant general entered the latrine, followed by slowly took away the planks on the top of the latrine, one by two, and the next moment Luo Rucai suddenly rose from the dung pit, and saw the deputy general shouting angrily: "It's you!" ”

The adjutant general's eyes widened, and he took the plank in his hand and went down, but Luo Rucai moved faster, and pulled the trigger of the crossbow arrow, and in an instant, a crossbow arrow shot through the throat of the deputy general.

"Uh-uh......"

The adjutant general stared at him, as if he didn't believe that he would die at the dawn of victory at the moment before he could live, and then stared at Luo Rucai, Luo Rucai looked at the deputy general and shouted angrily: "Mother's leg, you betrayed Lao Tzu, you ......"

The adjutant general couldn't hear Luo Rucai's scolding behind him, and at this time he fell to the ground unwillingly, blood trickling out of his neck, and at this time Li Chaolong outside shouted: "Get out, otherwise we will shoot." ”

Hearing this, Luo Rucai kicked the deputy general angrily, spit on the deputy general, and slowly walked out of the toilet the next moment.

At this time, Luo Rucai was covered in filthy things, and walked up, this one came out of the latrine, and the people around him immediately retreated, as if they had seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

Li Chaolong stood straight, did not retreat, his eyes were as usual, and the short fire gun in his hand pointed at Luo Rucai at this time, Luo Rucai looked at Li Chaolong at this time and said, "Hehe, you are an official, right?" ”

Li Chaolong said: "That's right. ”

Luo Rucai said: "Seeing that I can still change my face now, you are a character, planted in your hands, Lao Tzu is not wronged, but Lao Tzu has a request, let me wash the filth on my body, wash it clean, and then let me go on the road." ”

Hearing this, Li Chaolong said, "Yes." ”

Luo Rucai clenched his fists and said, "Thank you." ”

As he spoke, he aimed his musket at the next step and walked towards the well, found a bucket of water on the side, hung it on the rocking oar on the well, put it down, and poured a bucket of water on his body, and another bucket of water on him.

After pouring three buckets of water, Luo Rucai took off the clothes on his body, took off his pants, rinsed them naked, and said for a long time: "Which big brother does me a favor, go into the toilet and take off the clothes on the traitor's body, Lao Tzu's clothes are terrible." ”

Hearing this, Li Chaolong said: "Find him a clean dress." ”

Hearing this, a soldier immediately went into the farmer's house to rummage, and found several households before finding a tattered clothes, and after taking them back, he threw them to Luo Rucai from afar, Luo Rucai put on the clothes, and then said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, I don't have any weapons on my body now, why are you so far away from me?" ”

Hearing this, the Lantian soldiers sneered in their hearts, We will be afraid if you have a weapon on your body, but you have on your body now, do you know it, why are we hiding from you, you don't count it in your heart.

Thinking about this, Li Chaolong said: "Okay, it's been a long delay, tie up this guy, let's leave." ”

Hearing this, the soldiers found hemp rope, but no one was willing to go up to perform this arduous task, after all, Luo Ru was the one who rushed, but the hair, the nails, the toe gaps, and the like were definitely washed clean.

Besides, it's all washed away, and the disgusting smell can't stand it, but soldiers take obedience to orders as their duty, and when Li Chaolong officially gives the order, he is unwilling, and he has to be willing, which will not change because of that person's will.

The two soldiers who received the order looked like mournful, gritted their teeth and completed the task, Luo Rucai saw that they didn't kill themselves, looked at Li Chaolong and said, "Why don't you kill me, do you want to negotiate terms with me?" I have money, but I have a large amount of money hidden outside, and as long as you let me go, I will tell you where my money is, how about it? ”

Gu Xuan

Li Chaolong heard this and said, "Oh, you still have money? ”

Luo Rucai said: "The three caves of the cunning rabbit, there is still money, and there is a lot, a full five thousand taels of gold, this is enough to buy my life." ”

Hearing this, Li Chaolong's eyes lit up, but he smiled and said: "If I don't kill you, I won't tell you that I will go to ask my family teacher, if our family teacher is willing to let you live, you can live." ”

Hearing this, Luo Rucai said: "Can you really live? ”

"Really."

Hearing this, Luo Rucai said: "In this way, there is Brother Lao, if I can live, I will give my brother ten thousand taels of silver as a thank you when we meet again." ”

Hearing this, Li Chaolong said: "Let's talk about it when you can really live." ”

Li Chaolong said that he had Luo Rucai detained, and soon Luo Rucai also arrived at the prisoner of war camp, and the thieves were shocked when they saw Luo Rucai: "The commander has also been arrested." ”

Luo Rucai sat on the ground very honestly and said: "This year, Lao Tzu memorized words, and it is normal to be arrested. ”

After saying this, he stopped talking, and the prisoners of war were locked in a room at this time, and soon some prisoners of war noticed that something was wrong, shrugged their noses and said, "Why is it so stinky?" ”

"yes, it's like a big smell of dung."

Another person said, and after hearing this, a person inhaled wildly into the air with his nose, and slowly moved to Luo Rucai's side like a dog.

Sniff~

"My grass, Commander, you fell into the manure pit, why does it stink so much?"

Hearing this, Luo Rucai kicked with a black face: "Get out." ”

Followed by a group of people suddenly fanned out, and then found a room, a group of people were crowded around the corners of the walls, and Luo Ru was alone here, and there was no one within a radius of five feet.

At this time, the soldiers who didn't know the truth and watched the suppression of the prisoner saw this scene, and couldn't help but nod: "Look at it, you are worthy of being the leader, after being arrested, you are still so coercive, there is no one within a radius of five feet." ”

Hearing this, the soldiers who changed the guard couldn't help but laugh: "Yes, this Luo Ru is different, you are so good to take care of it, don't run away." ”

After saying that, he left with a smile.

……

The news of the great victory in Dali County was quickly reported to the county government office of Lantian County in the form of a telegram, and Li Chaosheng stretched his waist and listened to Gu Zi read the battle report.

"Li Chaohu's troops defeated Li Zicheng's troops in Yiqiao Town, destroyed 4,000 enemies and captured 5,000 prisoners, Li Zicheng led the remnants of 1,000 people to flee in disarray, and is currently transporting supplies to the original garrison to leave, Li Chaohu does not ask whether he wants to continue to plunder."

Li Chaosheng heard this, thought for a while, and said, "Leave half of the supplies." ”

Hearing this, Gu Zi said, "What if you don't give it? ”

Li Chaosheng said: "Then leave half of the people and half of the supplies, anyway, we will definitely want things." ”

"Yes, understood."

Gu Zi said, followed by Li Chaosheng after thinking about it and added: "By the way, call Li Chaohu's department, Li Zicheng can't be killed, and his current core brother can't move, I want them to live, they don't live, who will carry the black pot for us." ”

Gu Zi said: "It's the division commander, I understand that we are called standing and standing." ”

"Get out of the way."

Li Chaosheng listened to the kick and kicked over, Gu Zi stayed with him for a long time, and the buzzword came as soon as he opened his mouth, Gu Zi smiled and said: "I'm not joking, hehe......

Li Chaosheng glanced at Gu Zi and said, "Continue reading." ”

Gu Zi said: "Li Chaolong, report, defeated Luo Rucai's department in Zhoujiazhai, killed more than 10,000 enemies, captured nearly 20,000 people, and seized a large number of materials, including 350,000 quintals of grain, 300,000 taels of silver, 15,000 taels of gold, all kinds of jewelry, calligraphy and paintings, countless, the current value can not be counted. ”

Li Chaosheng said: "Yes, this seizure is very sufficient, and it has made our county's finances easier all of a sudden, and it seems that it is still grabbed quickly." ”

Hearing this, Gu Zi said: "There is also the military intelligence of Li Dezhen's department here. ”

Li Chaosheng said: "Continue." ”

Gu Zi said: "Li Dezhen's department, turned into Li Zicheng's bandits, entered the two stubborn towns of Dali County, and was counterattacked by the other party, Li Dezhen had no choice but to fight back, defeat the landlord, and search out 150,000 taels of silver from the landlord's house, 3,000 taels of gold, as well as various antique calligraphy and paintings, and nearly 100,000 tons of grain. ”

Hearing this, Li Chaosheng said: "These landlords' old wealth is really fat, Shaanxi has not had a good year in the past few years, countless people have starved to death, and they can still save 100,000 loads of grain at home, which is enough for their families to eat until they die." ”

Gu Zi heard this and said: "Hey, the greed of the landlord is far more shameless than we imagined, after Li Dezhen's department defeated the landlord, he counted the situation of these two towns and collected the crimes of these two landlords. ”

"The landlord surnamed Liu is okay, although he is very rich, but he is okay, except that the land rent has been higher in recent years, and the people have not said that there are too many evil things in his family."

"And another landlord surnamed Huang has done too many things because of his lack of morality, including more than 20 lives, including forcing grain after the harvest last autumn, and beating a cropper to death for a mere 50 catties of millet, and the whole town dares to be angry and dare not speak."

"There is also a family, the family owes the landlord some money, the landlord forced the debt in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, forced the father and daughter, the father drank brine and died, the daughter was caught in the landlord's house, only twelve years old, thin as a hemp pole, was ruined by the landlord, thrown to the laundry room to wash clothes, but was not looked down upon by the lord's mother-in-law, meeting was a beating, this little girl really couldn't bear it, so she ran to the mountain at night."

"This has been several years, when Li Dezhen's troops drove over, the people in the village said that there were wild people on the mountain, Li Dezhen caught the wild man on the mountain, and caught a white-haired woman.

Gu Zi sighed, Li Chaosheng's eyes widened when he heard this, he seemed to have heard this story.

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