Chapter 398 - To do up, you mainly learn to rub traffic

"Big cousin, really?"

Hearing Moang's words, the dragon monster looked overjoyed, and stepped forward a few steps, "Uncle has asked for a job in the heavenly court for me?" ”

Moang chuckled, "Not really. ”

Receiving such an answer, the dragon's smile suddenly disappeared.

"Big cousin, you're making fun of me!" His shoulders collapsed, and he complained a little, then shook his head, "Forget it, I didn't expect this to happen." ”

Speaking of this, the dragon monster suddenly clapped his hands, "Oh, look at my memory, patronizing and talking." ”

"Big cousin, please inside!"

……

As the dragon monster entered the water mansion, they each sat down.

Mo Ang swept his eyes, looked at the scenery and furnishings in the mansion, and said leisurely: "Cousin, your water mansion is very good." ”

"It's just a small river."

"It's far worse than our Dragon Palace!"

The dragon monster reached out to pour Moang's tea, and said modestly, but the expression on his face was proud.

Although compared to the Four Seas Dragon Palace, the River God Water Mansion of the Black Water River is indeed not even qualified to lift shoes, but in the own Water Mansion of the younger generation of him and Mo Ang, it is definitely extraordinary.

Mo Ang could naturally see the smugness in the dragon's eyes, and he immediately smiled and shook his head slowly.

"Cousin, I'm not going to sell it anymore."

"You drove away the Heishui River God, took possession of his water mansion, and robbed his daughter as his wife, my father already knew about this, otherwise how could I find this place directly?"

As soon as these words came out, the dragon's smiling face disappeared instantly.

His eyes were fixed on Moang, slightly wary, "Uncle did he ask you to come here to arrest me back?" ”

"Arrest you back?"

Moang took a sip of tea, shrugged and put down the teacup, then looked at the dragon monster, "My father is this kind of dragon in your heart?" ”

"He doesn't care about that!"

The dragon's face was full of hesitation, and he didn't believe it, "But I did do the thing of a robber who occupied people's mansions and robbed people's daughters." ”

"Oh, you know what you do?" When Mo Ang heard this, he immediately looked at him angrily, "Father, after he knew about this, he didn't count you down with me, and a good thing can be done like this!" ”

A good thing?

The dragon's face was bewildered when he heard this.

Mo Ang immediately snorted: "Although my uncle was beheaded for violating the rules of heaven, but after all, you are the son of the Great River Dragon King, and you are a close relative of my West Sea Dragon Clan, compared to this Black Water River God, I don't know how much higher your status is!" ”

"If you come here openly, reveal your identity, and ask the god of the Black Water River, will he agree?"

"Isn't it logical to marry a lady and settle in Shuifu?"

"How can you make an enemy for nothing?!"

"Say, isn't this a wonderful thing for you?"

Dragonie: (°ー°〃)

This...... That makes sense!

Why didn't you think of it in the first place?

Looking at the dragon monster with three points of remorse and shame in embarrassment, Mo Ang said again: "But it's not too late to turn back now, just return the water mansion to the river god, apologize well, and ask him to recognize you as a son-in-law." With the face of my father, this matter is over. ”

"Big cousin, is that okay?"

The dragon monster touched the back of its head, a little uncertain.

"Nine times out of ten, you can do it, but you have to move out of the River God Water Mansion first and go back to Xihai to live for a while." Moang nodded.

"Let me move back to the West Sea? No way! ”

However, when he heard Moang's words, the dragon monster immediately shook his head and refused.

"Hey? How? ”

"You won't even listen to your uncle?"

Mo Ang said unhappily when he heard the old man's face.

The dragon monster hurriedly waved his hand, "Big cousin, don't get me wrong, of course I will listen to my uncle's words, but before I go back to the West Sea, I still have an important matter to do first." ”

"What's the matter with you?"

Mo Ang raised his eyebrows and said strangely: "Isn't it that the daughter of this river god is about to be born, and she can't stand the bumps in the road?" ”

"Not really."

The dragon monster lowered his head and thought for a while, and then spoke: "The younger brother doesn't hide it from my cousin, I heard that a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures is going to pass by here. ”

"It is said that eating his meat can lead to immortality, so the younger brother wants to arrest him, and then invite the eldest cousin's family to taste it together."

"In this way, even if you can't get the certificate Taiyi, you can live forever!"

Moang: (Oao River)

Hearing the words of the dragon monster, the entire dragon of Moang was directly stunned.

Now there are still people who dare to fight Tang Sanzang's idea?

He glared at the dragon monster, "Cousin, I heard you right, are you going to catch Tang Sanzang to eat?" ”

"Aang, yes."

The dragon monster nodded without hesitation.

Mo Ang slapped his forehead, he took a deep breath, and after a long time, he said: "Are you isolated from the world in the Heishui River, haven't you all watched "Journey to the West", I don't know how powerful Tang Sanzang is at them?" ”

"Hehe, of course I've seen it." The dragon monster didn't care when he heard this, but his face was relaxed.

"The big apprentice in the TV series, Sun Wukong, is really powerful."

"It's a big mess in the Heavenly Palace, and even the Jade Emperor can't help it."

"But I investigated clearly, the content in the TV series is all made up, and I can't count it, and I even doubt that Tang Seng's three apprentices will fly, otherwise why would they go to Lingshan step by step?"

"Isn't it tens of thousands of times faster to drive the clouds directly to the western sky?"

"It can be seen from this that Tang Seng and his entourage have absolutely no ability, as long as I go out, I will definitely be able to capture them!"

"Hehehe......"

Mo Ang smiled when he heard this, "Cousin, I admire your imagination very much, but since you know that TV series are all made up, why do you think Tang Sanzang is easy to catch?" ”

Speaking of which, he took out his phone and boarded the Bi station.

Then he found the Bizhan number of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice, and clicked on the latest issue of "Western Heaven Scripture Log".

"Look at it."

Pushing the phone in front of the dragon monster, Mo Ang said lightly.

With a puzzled look on his face, the dragon monster glanced at Moang and then looked down at the screen of his phone.

"Tang Seng fights the five demons?"

The dragon monster muttered strangely, then looked at the video frame.

"Why ......"

"Why do you always force the poor monk to make a move?!"

"Tang Sanzang!"

"How dare you hurt my fourth brother like this!"

"Big brother, be careful!"

"Woo woo, Elder Tang, we know it's wrong, let us go......"

After watching the video, the dragon monster's eyes widened, and he raised his head in disbelief, looking to the side calmly sipping tea Moang, "Dada...... Big cousin, is this monk Tang Sanzang? ”

Moang didn't speak, and nodded calmly.

"Impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

The dragon monster wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and shook his head vigorously.

Mo Ang put down the teacup and said with a smile: "Cousin, the Bull Demon King is a first-class demon clan giant in Xiniu Hezhou, do you think he will accompany Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice to perform a play that damages his reputation?" ”

"But Tang Sanzang is obviously just a mortal!"

The dragon's heart was shaken, but he still refused to give up.

"That's just Tang Seng in the TV series!"

Mo Ang's voice was faint, "Who knows if the real Tang Sanzang is a peerless fierce man who pulls out the mountain and conquers the world?" ”

Hearing this, the dragon monster was like a thunderbolt!

Yes, it must be true.

If Tang Sanzang was just an ordinary person, how could the Buddha Sect send him to Lingshan alone to seek the Sanzang True Scripture, obviously, he was not an ordinary mortal at all.

"By the way, I'll have to remind you again."

"What's the matter?"

Mo Ang sipped the tea and said leisurely: "Since the launch of Bi Station, every time Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice encounter a monster, he will not only teach him a hard lesson, but also make a video of the process and post it on Bi Station for people to browse. ”

"As far as I know, the Lion Lynx Monster and the Bull Demon King of the Black Rooster Country are all ruined and have become a laughing stock."

"Cousin, you don't want to follow in their footsteps, do you?"

Moang's words became the last straw that crushed the dragon monster.

The dragon monster swallowed silently, and the terrible scene of his mother, elders, and other brothers and sisters seeing him being hung and beaten by Tang Sanzang's monk already appeared in his mind.

If it comes true, how can he have a face in the future?

Thinking of this horrific end.

The dragon monster shuddered.

He came back to his senses, grabbed Moang's hand, and said nervously: "Big cousin, I listen to you, let's leave now!" ”

"Cousin."

"I have to say, you made the right decision!"

A smile finally appeared on Moang's face, "Remember when I told you before that I was going to give you a great creation?" ”

"Boss Du of Black Wind Mountain and His Majesty the Jade Emperor have reached a cooperation of [Immortals going to the countryside to build roads], this is a great opportunity to earn willpower, and it has nothing to do with our Four Seas Dragon Clan."

"But Father and Uncle Donghai found that the bridges of the water systems in various places were not in the planning of the Heavenly Court."

"So I applied to Boss Du for the dragon clan to build the bridge!"

"And I was ordered by my father."

"I came to you to go to the human world to help build a water bridge, and after the bridge is completed, you can set up a monument on it to leave your name, not only can you go down through the ages, but you can also get a large number of incense wishes."

"Do you think this is a great creation?"

The dragon monster was so excited when he heard that he couldn't help but tremble with his hand holding the teacup.

Isn't this just a great creation?

It's a great opportunity!

Since the catastrophe of the flood and famine, the dragon clan has been extremely difficult to cultivate, and now they can only embark on the path of incense and wishing power, and the amount of wishing power obtained is directly related to the future cultivation achievements.

If you can gather a lot of will by building a bridge for the human race.

In the future, it will no longer be an unattainable dream to refine and practice with the special exercises of the dragon clan and break through the realm to become a Taiyi Golden Immortal!

Isn't it more fragrant than eating Tang monk meat?

After all, the former became a real Taiyi Golden Immortal and became immortal.

The latter is not only beneficial, but also extremely difficult!

Thinking of this, the dragon monster was overjoyed and directly hugged Moang's arm, "Big cousin, this is really a great creation!" ”

……

"It's also said that the Great Creation is there!"

"That's it?"

"I haven't even seen a fart until now!"

Che Chi Guo, a certain Sanqing view.

Three men wearing Taoist robes of different colors stood or sat around the table, and the bearded man said with a gloomy face.

Needless to say, the identities of these three people are none other than Huli Daxian and others.

It is said that since Heifeng Mountain was launched on the official Xuanbi Station, the brothers of Huli Daxian made a decision to enter the Bi Station, become the grandmother's master, and make a fortune by video.

They had an idea and planned to let the monks who were used as coolies cooperate with them to make a small video of the Taoist priest beating the monk.

It's a pity that the ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

Huli Daxian and others have not learned how to make up stories.

There are also no professional shooting techniques.

The video of the Taoist priest vs. the monk that was finally made out not only did not soar as expected, but was rejected with the label of "the video deliberately provoked and instigated the confrontation of Taoism and Buddha".

After being blocked for a few videos in a row, the Huli Great Immortal brothers had to give up the idea of this Dao Buddha war.

Turning to videos on other topics.

Although this time it was not difficult to be audited by Bi Station.

The few videos that can be sent out, without exception, have all sunk into the sea, and none of them have more than 10,000 views!

It's been okay for three days and five days.

But after a month or two, the depression in the hearts of the three demons could no longer be suppressed.

No, when he was around the table to cut the film, Huli Daxian, who had the most explosive temper, suddenly swept off the tea cup on the table, and after shaking it off, he began to scold.

After seeing Huli Daxian's movements, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian in front of the table also sighed lightly and put down their work.

"Who would have thought that it would be so difficult to be the grandmother of Bizhan!"

Luli Daxian held his forehead and said helplessly.

"It's not easy to earn some wishpower!" Yang Li Daxian sat down paralyzed.

Huli Daxian rubbed his head, and said angrily: "I don't care, I've been doing videos for so long, and I haven't earned a hundred wishes in total, who does this grandma love to do." ”

"I'm never going to touch it again anyway!"

After saying that, he sat down, clasped his hands on his chest, blew his beard and stared.

"I don't want to do it anymore, I'm fighting demons." Yang Li Daxian lay on his back in his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Seeing that Tiger Power and Yang Power Daxian both retreated.

"Alas......"

Luli Daxian couldn't help but sigh again.

He flipped through his mobile phone and looked at the "Diary of Learning the Scriptures from the West" of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice pushed on the homepage of Bizhan Station, and couldn't help but say quietly: "Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice are really hot now, and every video can be on the homepage." ”

"If only we could be as hot as they are."

"Even if it's only half!"

Yang Li Daxian said weakly: "This is fate, first there is "Journey to the West", and then there is "Journey to the West", Tang Sanzang has fans and traffic before coming to Bi Station, which is like us?" ”

"Aren't they rubbing the traffic of movies and TV series?"

Huli Daxian snorted when he heard this: "If it was a movie and TV series related to our three brothers. ”

"We can be on fire too!"

"Wait!"

Hearing Huli Daxian's words, Yangli Daxian suddenly sat up.

His eyes widened, he looked at Huli Daxian, and said eagerly: "Big brother, you repeat what you just said again!" ”

"What?"

Huli Daxian looked at Yangli Daxian strangely.

Seeing this, Luli Daxian interjected: "Just now the eldest brother said that if it was a movie and TV series related to our three brothers, we would have been able to become popular as well." What, what's the problem? ”

"Not that!"

Yang Li Daxian raised his finger and shook his head.

Huli Daxian raised his eyebrows, "That's 'they haven't rubbed the traffic of movies and TV series yet?'" 'This sentence? ”

"Yes!"

Yang Li Daxian clapped his hands and said in surprise: "This is it!" ”

Hearing this, Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian glanced at each other, and they didn't understand what Yangli Daxian meant.

Yang Li Daxian jumped up from his chair at this time and said excitedly: "Big brother, your words just now reminded me, since Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice can rub traffic, then why can't we?" ”

"Huh?"

The two of them were stunned, and then quickly reacted.

And Luli Daxian frowned and said: "Third brother, the way is a good way, but whose traffic can we rub on?" ”

When Yang Li Daxian heard this, he suddenly smiled.

He pointed to the video of "Diary of Learning from the West Scriptures" on the homepage of Bi Station.

"Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice!"

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