Chapter 437: Fellow, We're Good Demons!
"Fellow, come out quickly!"
"We are good demons, and we are all staff of the Three Realms Census Office!"
"I'm here to bring you warmth!"
The kobold military master walked through the village with a large tin roll and a big tin roll, crossed his waist, and shouted loudly.
Looking at the white helmet, wearing a yellow vest, and a dog-nosed monster walking around the village, shouting loudly, the villagers hiding in the house beat drums in their hearts one by one.
"Is what this monster said true or false?"
A villager asked, confused.
"It must be fake!"
Hearing this, someone immediately rolled their eyes, "Oh, how can there be a monster to send warmth to people?" ”
"Isn't this a weasel greeting a chicken?"
"Hey!"
"I don't look like it."
The villager next to him listened but retorted: "Look at the yellow vest worn by the monster, the words 'Demon Mouth Census' are clearly written in white paint, and the two words on the helmet are 'Patrol'. ”
"When I just watched "News Network", it did say that there were inspectors who wanted to catch demons in the lower realm!"
"Old Song."
"You're a bit of a."
The villager snorted disdainfully, "If I had written your father's name on my clothes, would you call me Daddy?" ”
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"Hey, you're a little deflated three, aren't you?"
"Come on!"
"When Lao Tzu is afraid that you won't succeed?"
Seeing this, the village man who was the first to speak hurriedly grabbed the two companions who rolled up their sleeves and were ready to start.
"What are you doing here, that monster is still outside!"
Hearing this, the two of them gave up.
The village man said again: "Then let's wait first to see if anyone else goes out to talk to that monster." ”
But after being plagued by the python spirit for more than half a year, the people of Dhara Village have long developed the habit of being cautious in everything, and no matter how the dog-headed military advisor calls outside, none of them come out.
"Whirring ......"
"King, he refuses to come out of this group of villagers!"
The head military master stuck out his tongue and panted as he came to the unicorn, "It's useless to shout and crack in your small voice!" ”
"Waste, rice bucket!"
The unicorn knocked on its head and scolded:
"It's so hard for you to call everyone, and you still have the face to be a military advisor?"
"Fuck off, look at King Ben!"
With that, the one-horned man snatched the loudspeaker from the dog-headed military master's hand, and then he cleared his throat and shouted into the village:
"Folks, I am the green cow under the seat of the Taiqing Sage."
"Known as the One-Horned King!"
"Now he is the patrol captain of the Three Realms Demon Mouth Survey Office!"
"This time I came to your Seven Peerless Mountains, because I heard that there is a python demon around here that specializes in eating people and doing evil, and he came to arrest him, if you have any information, please take the initiative to report to this king."
"If you all hide at home and refuse to cooperate, then the king will not be able to help you get rid of evil."
"I can only turn around and leave!"
The unicorn is not one to be.
Although Du Fei demanded that before arresting the evil demons, they must explain their origin, identity and purpose to the local Terran people.
In order to let the people remember them after destroying the evil demon forces.
But Du Fei didn't let it beg in a low voice.
The villagers of Dhara Village did not cooperate.
It's a big deal that it goes to another place to help the Terran people who work with it get rid of the local scourge.
Really!
The dog-headed military advisor shouted bitterly for a long time, but there was no fart.
As soon as the unicorn spoke, the door of a house opened, and out of it came the gray-haired old man.
It's no one else.
It was Li Laohan whose son was arrested.
He came to the entrance of the village tremblingly, looked at the unicorn who was also wearing a yellow vest, a red armband on his arm, and a white hat on his head, and asked in a trembling voice: "My lord, what you said is true?" ”
"Hahaha, uncle."
"Of course what King Ben said is true!"
Seeing this, the unicorn was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward, and his originally arrogant tone instantly became amiable.
As he spoke, it patted the yellow vest and armbands on its body.
"Look."
"These are all the uniform of the Demon Mouth Census Office!"
Li Laohan glanced at the monsters standing around, and it was indeed as the unicorn said, each wearing the same clothes, and the big words "Demon Mouth Census" and "Patrol" were also printed.
His courage suddenly grew, and his voice became agitated.
"Oh, you're here!"
"Don't worry, uncle."
The one-horned man supported Li Laohan, who was suddenly in tears, and hurriedly said, "Tell this king, where is the monster?" ”
……
Looking at the monsters who rolled up the demon clouds and went straight to the cliffs of the Seven Peerless Mountains.
The villagers of Dhara Village finally came out of their houses.
"Old man Li, you are so bold!"
"How dare you stand so close to that minotaur and talk to you?"
"Who's to say it's not?"
"My heart is in my throat."
"I'm afraid that the monster will swallow Li Laohan in one bite!"
The villagers who witnessed the whole process immediately surrounded Li Laohan, and they were gossiping one by one, talking with fear on their faces.
"You didn't lose your son."
"If you are the one who lost your son, you dare to come out!"
In fact, Li Laohan's legs were frightened, but for the sake of his son who was captured by the python spirit to live forever, he could only risk his life and talk to the monster.
"Is that bull head telling the truth?"
"You're really here to help us catch monsters in Dhara Village?"
The villagers couldn't help but wonder.
"If you want me to say, eight or nine is not far from ten."
The village man on the side took over, "Didn't you see the happy look of the bull head after Li Laohan went out." ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"They're dressed exactly like in the news!"
The sharp-eyed villager followed suitably and added.
Hearing these words, the rest of the villagers immediately became happy, "If that's the case, that's great!" ”
"Ah, I said."
"Don't be in a hurry to be happy, everyone."
At this time, someone splashed cold water, "I don't know if this bull head can beat the monster on the Seven Cliffs." Don't forget that we invited so many mages and Taoist priests before, but they were all eaten by it! ”
"Probably not......
"I see that bull head with some old helpers!"
Before the words fell, the familiar demon cloud floated from the distant sky.
"Youkai again, run!"
The crowd screamed again and was about to run away, but they were frightened and stopped by a dead red-scaled python falling from the sky.
At this time, the unicorn and his little demons also fell into shape.
"You monsters can't help but fight!"
"Two hits and you're dead."
It clapped its hands and said with a dull expression.
Hearing this, the villagers who had not had time to escape around them could not care about the fear of the one-horned python, and one by one they widened their eyes and cautiously approached the dead body of the red-scaled python.
"This is the monster of the Seven Cliffs?"
"What a big one!"
The dog-headed military advisor stood up at this time, "That's right, this is the fierce demon who did evil in the Seven Peerless Mountains, the red-scaled python spirit. ”
"Now he has been killed by the king of our family himself!"
Syllable!
The one-horned man shook off the dog-headed military division, and his brain collapsed.
It glared and said, "What king?" ”
"We have only one identity now, that is, the patrol team of the Three Realms Joint Demon Mouth Survey Office, do you understand?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The kobold military master hurriedly smiled and nodded, and then it turned to the cowering villagers and shouted, "The people who are still alive in the demon cave have been rescued, and the villagers hurry up to claim it." ”
As he spoke, it waved its hand behind it.
Several young men who described it as haggard were helped out by the little demons.
"Oops, immortal!"
After seeing the face of one of the young men, Li Laohan in the crowd suddenly let out a shout of surprise.