196: That year, I used a thousand years to kill a wife
"Tanuki has a temper, let's stop teasing it, get ready for class."
Zhou Xuan stopped the group of children, he planned to let the Nine Lamas integrate into the human world, but this process must not be rushed, it must be gradual.
"Teacher Zhou Xuan, I don't tease it, can I feed it something to eat?" Sarutobi asked, blinking at Carslan's big eyes.
Zhou Xuan thought for a while: "This is okay." ”
Lake Biwa immediately happily took out the ham sausage and milk, and carefully handed them to the Nine Lamas.
The Nine Lamas were reluctant to accept the kindness of a human child, but when the smell of food wafted into its nose, it swallowed its saliva and remembered the half of the biscuits it had eaten in the morning.
"Stupid boy, let's give you the honor of serving Uncle Ben."
Thinking like this in his heart, the Nine Lamas took the ham sausage and tasted it with relish.
Seeing this, the girls such as Lake Biwa and Koharu all let out exclamations, feeling that their hearts were about to be budded by the civet cat, and they rushed to contribute their breakfast, wanting it to eat a full stomach.
In this regard, the Nine Lamas only felt that they were stupid and deserved to be served by everyone.
After a while, when class time came, Zhou Xuan used the method of drawing lots to team up students in pairs to have actual battles.
In the first round, Zongzhen faced off against Bo Feng Mingyue.
The two used their strength to interpret what it means to peck each other with rookies, and after twenty rounds of clumsy battles with physical skills, Zong Zhen finally won with difficulty.
"Zongzhen can't do this, he has insulted his brother-in-law's prestige."
Zhou Xuan shook his head secretly.
In fact, Zongzhen is very talented, but his strength is in the middle of the class, and he is not outstanding.
This is related to the environment in which he has lived since he was a child, and every relative around him is a big man, so he has no pressure, he usually wants what he wants, and his mentality is as comfortable as a salted fish.
"Gotta turn your salted fish over." Zhou Xuan thought to himself, and decided to make a devil training plan for Zongzhen during the last period of his stay in Konoha and urge him to work hard.
I don't ask you to inherit your father's position as the Hokage in the future, at least you can't be oblivious to everyone.
In the second round of actual combat, the group has a showdown mirror.
These two are the top students in the class, and the learning process is much more exciting than Zong Zhen and Bo Feng Mingyue.
The mirror opened the single hook jade, accurately captured every movement of Tuan Zang, and after suppressing Tuan Zang for more than ten moves, his body suddenly shook, and he instantly walked behind Tuan Zang, and his hands merged to form a tiger mark.
"Konoha Body Mystery ......"
Tuan Zang was instantly terrified, and said in horror: "Mirror, you dare-"
A red glow flashed in the mirror's eyes, sending out a ruthless iron hand.
"Ahh
Tuan Zang screamed, his tears shining in his weakness and wounds.
The whole class applauded, and the eyes that looked into the mirror were both excited and excited.
"The mirror is amazing! I actually learned this trick from Teacher Zhou Xuan. ”
"This is the ultimate mystery that can kill the nine-tailed demon fox!"
"Compared with the thousand-year-old killing, the color lure technique is weak!"
“……”
Zhou Xuan found that he seemed to have led the big guys of Konoha astray.
He suddenly made up such a scene in his mind, and in the future, the Second Ninja World War broke out, and the group of people from Tuan Zang, Ri Chop, and Kagami all went to the battlefield, and they used the color lure on the enemy while stabbing the enemy's back door with a thousand years of killing......
That scene is just spicy to the eyes!
"Ahem." He coughed dryly, "Everyone, pay attention, although this is a combat drill, you must be measured in your attack, and you can just get to the point." ”
After speaking, he glanced at Tuan Zang, who was twitching on the ground, and deeply sympathized with the other party.
Naturally, everyone nodded yes.
Subsequently, the third round of actual combat began, and Sarutobi slashed against Sarutobi Lake.
Both of them are from the Ape Fei clan and are cousins.
Hizaki perfectly inherited the talent of his daddy Sarutobi, Chakra was born with five attributes, and he forced Lake Biwa into a disadvantage after just a few moves.
Lake Biwa is very stubborn, gritting his teeth to support, and resolutely refusing to admit defeat.
Suddenly, at some point, the footsteps of the sun slash flashed behind Lake Biwa, and Zhou Xuan didn't feel anything at first, but when he saw the tiger mark on the hand of the sun slasher, his heart suddenly sighed.
"Konoha Body Mystery ......"
The day slash spits out word by word.
"Stop! Day Slash! ”
Zhou Xuan's face was frightened green, what did the little bastard think, Biwa Lake is a girl!
He never expected that the day slash guts would be so fat, and he would dare to use this trick on girls, didn't I just warn you to stop there?
Everything happened in an instant, even if it was Zhou Xuan at this moment, he couldn't stop it, watching the sun stab a killer blow.
"Ahh
The girl's screams became even more poignant.
Another round of flowers bloomed and failed, and daisies in the wind withered with blood.
"Woooooo
Lake Biwa burst into tears on the spot, only feeling that the world is not worth it, and there is nothing left to be nostalgic about in this world.
Richo was stunned by crying, looking at her at a loss, and then looking at Zhou Xuan at a loss.
"Don't cry, we're talking normally." He tried to comfort the other person.
"You wait for me, I'll tell my dad to beat you to death!"
Lake Biwa ran away crying.
When Ri Slash heard this, he was like being struck by lightning, and his face turned pale all of a sudden.
It wasn't until he saw Zhou Xuan coming over that he asked in a panic: "Teacher Zhou Xuan, I, am I in trouble?" ”
Zhou Xuan touched his head and sighed: "It's okay, don't worry." ”
Hinata breathed a sigh of relief.
"Just pay attention to it in the next life."
"Huh??"
Hizai's face turned pale again.
……
The follow-up impact of this incident is quite big, Biwako's parents are both elders of the Sarufei clan, in a high position, after learning what happened to their daughter in the ninja school, they were furious, and went directly to the house of Hizai to ask the teacher.
Sarutobi Sasuke knew that he was at a loss, and hung Sun Chop at the gate of the clan land on the spot.
But after the fight, Biwako's parents still refused to give up, after all, it was related to the reputation of Biwako, and this incident happened, so how would Biwako meet people when he grew up, and how would he face her future husband?
In the end, with the mediation of the clan elders, Sarufei Sasuke and Biwako's parents reached a consensus and decided to marry the two children, and they would officially marry when they were sixteen years old.
As a result, the matter of stabbing a wife with a thousand years of killing once became a beautiful anecdote of Konoha for a time, and even made a name for himself with a thousand years of killing.
"I'm also a matchmaker for Hizai and Lake Biwa in disguise, I don't know if they will invite me to drink wedding wine when they get married in the future."
When he learned the news of the marriage between the two, Zhou Xuan sighed.
The Nine Lamas glared at him viciously from the side.
This hateful human being, who invented such a despicable ninjutsu, is still full of shame but pride, I really hope that someone can jump out and sanction him!
In the second year of Konoha, on the first day of autumn, Zhou Xuan bought back a TV.
It is no exaggeration to say that there are only a handful of people who can afford to buy a TV in these years.
Zhou Xuan is about to start enjoying life.