Chapter 382: You two are insane
Lantian guerrilla general Zhang Xianzhong!
To be honest, hearing these words, some people in the Lantian army defending the city wanted to shoot, Lantian guerrilla general, this is really taking Lantian as their territory, this guy is also bold, not afraid that the Lantian army will shoot him with black guns.
Li Dezhen frowned and looked at the person who called the door under the city, and then saw Li Chao striding up, looked at Li Dezhen and said, "What does this Zhang Xianzhong want to do, send someone to show off his power here?" ”
Li Dezhen shook his head and said: "I don't know what this guy wants to do, but no matter what he wants to do, we have to ask him, Zhang Xianzhong of the province said that we Lantian people don't even dare to see his messenger." ”
Li Chaomeng said when he heard this: "That's right, let it in and see what this guy wants to do, he can't turn the sky with me." ”
The two had a brief conversation, and then Li Dezhen said to the adjutant: "Put the hanging basket." ”
Hearing this, the adjutant nodded, and then lay on the head of the city and shouted, "Are you Zhang Xianzhong's messenger?" ”
The middle-aged literati arched his hand and said: "It is here, please also ask your general to see it, my general has something to bring to Lantian County." ”
When the adjutant general heard this, he waved his hand, and the next moment a large bamboo basket tied with a rope was thrown down from the city wall, and the adjutant said at this time: "My division commander said, please send the messenger into the city for a while." ”
When he heard this, the messenger looked at the large basket in front of him and said, "Is this basket strong in you?" I don't want to hang myself halfway and fall to my death under the walls. ”
Hearing this, the adjutant laughed and said, "Brother, don't worry, my basket is the craftsmanship of the Craftsman Mountain, not to mention pretending to be a messenger, you can bring that horse with you." ”
When the messenger heard this, he arched his hand and said, "Then it will be a nuisance." ”
Saying that, the messenger got off the horse, came directly to the big basket and sat down, seeing this scene, Li Chaomeng smiled and said, "It's a little bold." ”
Li Dezhen said: "The world has changed dramatically, and when such a storm and clouds meet, the most likely thing to appear is all kinds of heroes and heroes, just like us, if there is no county promotion, I should still be hunting and living in the black mountain behind our Tanggou Town, that can become the commander of a division with 10,000 people." ”
Li Chaomeng nodded when he heard this: "That's right, if there is no county honor, I may have starved to death at this time, or I really can't help it, I don't listen to my master's instructions, go up the mountain and fall into the grass, and become a thief for the disaster." ”
Hearing this, Li Dezhen said: "So, when such a storm meets, even if it is a loach, it will have the opportunity to become a dragon, and it is not a big deal to have one or two characters at this time." ”
After Li Dezhen said this, the big basket over there had already been pulled up along the city wall, and the middle-aged scribe in the basket pulled up to the city, and saw so many soldiers on the city wall, and the muskets and artillery were also startled, especially when they saw the Lantian soldiers around them, they were even more frightened.
However, as a messenger, the most important thing is mentality, and there are at most 10,000 people here, and there are nearly 200,000 troops outside the city, what do they dare to do to themselves?
If they dare to be angry with themselves, aren't they afraid that the eight kings will be angry and order the siege of the city, and then they will end up in a city and die?
Thinking about this, the messenger cleared his throat and said, "Where is your general?" ”
At this time, the adjutant smiled and said, "Please here, I am waiting for the messenger." ”
Saying this, he led the messenger in the direction of Li Dezhen, and soon came to the place where Li Dezhen stayed, at this time Li Dezhen and Li Chaomeng sat on the chair and drank tea, looked at the messenger and said, "What did Zhang Xianzhong ask you to do?" ”
The messenger didn't expect Li Dezhen to be so direct, and there was no polite language at all, so he didn't talk nonsense and hugged his fists and said: "My general said that he was appointed by the imperial court as a guerrilla general in Lantian, and now he wants to return to the garrison to station, and you are here to guard the pass, what is the reason for not letting my general pass, is it not preparing to confront the imperial court and rebel?" ”
"Poof~"
Hearing this, Li Dezhen was still thinking about how to respond, at this time, Li Chaomeng on the side almost squirted out a sip of tea, and the messenger looked at Li Chaomeng and glared angrily: "What's so funny." ”
Li Chaomeng laughed at this time: "Hahaha...... I laughed at him, Zhang Xianzhong, a rogue who has now learned to play an official tone, hahaha...... Go back and tell Zhang Xianzhong, don't talk about the calves, they are all bandits' homes, what kind of official is he pretending to be now, he wants to enter Lantian very simply, bring soldiers in, as long as he can beat grandpa's Lantian army, no two words, he doesn't say that he wants Lantian County, he wants grandpa's head I will give him, if you can't get in, then don't fight in my place, if you have this kung fu, think about where the military food for the next meal comes from, Zhuxi County heard that Sun Kewang has been robbed once, the treasury is not full, you 200,000 rabble, Don't starve to death outside my copper coin pass. ”
"You ......"
The messenger was angry by Li Chaomeng's words, but Li Chaomeng didn't care, the winner is the king, and the loser is Kou, this is the concept transmitted by Li Chaosheng and Li Chaomeng, as for the rest, it is nonsense, Li Chaosheng once said to Li Chaomeng: You, your brain is not very fast, it is easy to be surrounded by readers, and now I will teach you a way not to suffer, that is, when the reader tries to reason with you, you talk to him about strength.
He said that you can knock him down with one punch, and don't try to reason with them.
Li Chaomeng obviously learned very well, and when the other party asked for his heart-wrenching words, Li Chaomeng did not follow his logic at all, and went directly according to the logic of the robbers, which made Zhang Xianzhong's envoy not.
You Lantian thinks that you are an official of the imperial court, and our king is also an official of the imperial court now, and our king wants to talk to you according to the routine of officialdom, but you actually want to talk to our king according to the rules of the rogue.
You're pointing at everything, and it's very difficult for me as a messenger to do it.
The messenger's face twitched, Li Chaomeng looked at the messenger regardless of these and said: "Okay, let's not talk about it, what did your king let you do, if you still say this nonsense to give way, don't say it, the province will humiliate itself." ”
The messenger said with a dark face at this time: "General, are you really not afraid of my family's kings and soldiers pressing the border?" ”
Li Chaomeng said: "Nonsense, don't I know you rogues?" If you can win, you will do it a long time ago, what are you talking to me here, only if you can't win, you have to talk. ”
The messenger looked at Li Chaomeng, and only felt that the black guy in front of him looked very stupid, but why was the brain circuit so clear?
Li Dezhen looked at Li Chaomeng and was also surprised, his uncle usually doesn't look very smart, but at this time, everything he said was to the point, amazing.
Li Chaomeng looked at the messenger, the messenger was a little embarrassed at this time, and he didn't dare to look directly at the black guy, Li Chaomeng looked at the messenger and said: "You still have something to do, go back and inform Zhang Xianzhong to prepare if you have nothing to do, our cannons here are already hungry and thirsty, see you on the battlefield if you have any skills." ”
The messenger looked at Li Chaomeng at this time and said: "General, do you really not understand your current situation, or if you don't understand your current situation, the imperial court issued an order for you to vacate Lantian for our army to be stationed, if you don't let it, it is to resist the order and disobey it, it is to rebel, you Lantian rebel, you don't need our king to make a move, Hong Chengchou, Lu Xiangsheng, and Sun Chuanting stationed in northern Shaanxi The army of the three is enough for you to drink a pot of Lantian , at this time, if our king makes a move, it will be enough to make your Lantian ashes, At this time, you still dare to argue with our king, the general is really not afraid of the destruction of Lantian. ”
"Hong Chengchou, Sun Chuanting, Lu Xiangsheng."
Li Chaomeng heard this and looked at Li Dezhen, as the high-level leaders of Lantian, they have been very clear about the bets that Lantian has placed on these three people over the years, let them attack Lantian County, this is simply the funniest joke they have heard this year, let alone let them attack Lantian, it is now that Lantian suddenly stops supplying them, their seemingly powerful army will mutiniate in a short period of time due to insufficient supply.
So it was really a big joke to scare Lan Tian with these three people, but the messenger swore at this time that he looked like he was going to eat Li Chaomeng and the others.
This black guy must not know the key to this at first, and thought that it was only our family that he was facing, but now I put the situation on the bright side for you, I think you are still crazy.
Thinking that the messenger's eyes looked at Li Chaomeng, he was disappointed, he did not see fear on Li Chaomeng's face, on the contrary, he saw an intriguing smile.
Laugh? What are you laughing at?
The messenger was puzzled, and then Li Dezhen cleared his throat and said, "Well, what the messenger said is very true, we will consider it, is there anything else for the messenger?" If not, send a messenger back. ”
The messenger was stunned when he heard this, something is wrong, are you afraid that it should be my turn to make conditions, how did you send me away, do you understand the rules?
"Come, send off, and hang the messenger with a basket for me."
Li Dezhen waved his hand, and the adjutant immediately responded: "Yes." ”
"Wait, wait."
At this time, the messenger hurriedly stopped the adjutant's action, looked at Li Dezhen and Li Chaomeng, and said, "Two generals, do you understand what I said?" I said that if you have a bad relationship with the eight kings of our family, it will not only be our eight kings who will attack your Lantian County, but also the 100,000 troops placed by the imperial court in northern Shaanxi. ”
Li Dezhen smiled at this time and said, "Understand? There's still something to do. ”
"No, general, I, why can't I tell you that I understand, I mean that you don't want our eight kings to cooperate with the imperial court to besiege Lantian County, so you have to talk to our eight kings and promise us some conditions for the eight kings, do you understand?"
"Got it, see off."
Li Dezhen nodded very seriously, followed by the attitude of still sending off guests, the messenger is going crazy, is he experiencing a nervous disorder? When he left the camp, he had already calculated it.
The first purpose of this mission is to let the Lantian army give up the copper money pass, let their army enter Lantian and station in Lantian, if the first purpose cannot be achieved, it doesn't matter, then talk to Lantian about the second goal, that is, first exchange the four commanders Ai Nengqi and the henchmen of the great commanders for Zhao Ding.
Before the messenger went out, it was estimated that the possibility of achieving this first purpose was very small, because let Lantian Army give up Lantian, which would not subdue Lantian, it would be difficult for Lantian to agree, of course, this purpose must be mentioned, and the purpose is very simple, what if Lantian agrees?
Don't think it's impossible, there are not no people in this world who are brainless loyal to the country, such as Song Jiang in the Water Margin, of course, let's not set the real history, the real history Song Jiang is a small group of bandits, it's not worth saying, let's talk about the one in the Water Margin, according to the scale of Liangshan in the Water Margin at that time, if Song Jiang was not subject to Zhao'an.
There may not be a share of him in Liangshan in the world, but this black-bellied boss of the rivers and lakes took his little brother to be cannon fodder for the imperial court, isn't this stupid?
But this kind of thing is really possible to happen in this era, the concept of the supremacy of imperial power has existed since ancient times, and only a small number of people can not be affected by imperial power, and this part of the people is either the founding father of the next dynasty, or the famous thief.
But does this include Li Chaosheng?
Li Chaosheng's influence on the majority of thieves is just one word: cowardice!
Li Chaosheng is too cowardly, the tiger has been in Lantian for many years, and the people of Fufu are rich in the governance of a Lantian area, the people are rich, the army under his command is also very strong, and the firearms are also very powerful, with this foundation, the rogues feel that they can rebel a long time ago, if Gao Yingxiang dragged Hong Chengchou, he directly sent troops to rebel, and now the whole of Shaanxi is estimated to be his, and when the time comes, Shaanxi will be the base, so as to plot the world, maybe the great cause has been accomplished.
But Li Chaosheng, who lives in Lantian, bows down to the court, pays taxes every year, and is a minister every year, which seems to be a coward.
Since he didn't dare to turn his face with the court, if he used the court to oppress him now, he might have unexpected surprises, once he coerced to hand over the Lantian confession, wouldn't he send it himself?
So the first purpose is to let Lantian Jun give up the copper money pass, if Lantian Jun is not as cowardly as imagined, then the second purpose can be carried out, let Lantian release Ai Nengqi and the two.
This purpose is not difficult to achieve, after all, the two of Ainengqi are useless in Lantian, if these two people are exchanged for Zhang Xianzhong's army not attacking Tongqian Pass, the messenger thinks that Lantian should agree.
But I once thought that the two generals who guarded the copper coin pass in Lantian were two neurotics, and they said it so clearly, and the two of them let themselves go as if they didn't understand, isn't this a neuropathy?
The messenger looked at the two smiling 'fools' in front of him and wanted to cry without tears, especially looking at Li Dezhen's expression of wanting to send off the guest, the messenger decided to make the conditions more straightforward.
"Wait, two generals, I may not have expressed it clearly enough just now, so I repeat it again, now the imperial court has issued an order for you to vacate Lantian County for our army to be stationed, and you don't want our army to be stationed in Lantian County now, then it is a disobedience to the order, and the imperial court will definitely send three people from northern Shaanxi Hong Chengchou to attack your Lantian County, at this time, if the king of our family also follows to attack Lantian, Lantian will definitely be destroyed, so my king said, as long as you Lantian release our four commanders Ai Nengqi and the general Zhao Ding, We promise not to fight you until you deal with the imperial army in northern Shaanxi, this time I understand! ”
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