Why is it so difficult? Several professors' hearts sank, this was thrown out such a difficult couplet at the beginning, could there be an even more difficult sentence at the back, if there was no more difficult couplet than this, wouldn't they have to slap themselves in the face?

A group of teachers from Huaxia University frowned on the lecture platform and thought that Li Qing already had someone in his heart to answer, but he did not speak.

"Ma Jia is a horse and a horse in all directions, it can't be done, it's not right, it's not right!" a professor of ancient literature at Huaxia University said a couplet, but he felt that he couldn't do it right.

But the professor's train of thought soon opened a door for several teachers, and the students below began to whisper.

"Although the ancient wood is withered, this wood can be used as firewood. “

"I have a lower pair, women are good, girls are good!" said a male classmate, and the boys below applauded!

This time, the face of the person who came to Harbour University was a little unsightly, and at the same time, there was a little contempt in his eyes, is it so easy for the couplet on his side to be so vied by others to come up with the right one?

"Alright, be quiet!" the head of the department, Common Sense, reprimanded the people below seriously.

Suddenly, the students below were quiet, the majesty of the head of the department was still a chasm that many students did not dare to cross, some dared to joke with their counselors, some dared to joke with the vice president or even the principal, but almost no one dared to joke with the head of the department.

"Who has a good couplet can stand up and say, make a lot of noise except for letting others see the joke!"

"The soil is also the ground, and the square of the soil is the ping. A girl with glasses stood up and said, with current technology, myopia can already be cured, this girl with glasses I don't know what the reason is.

"Hey, it's her, the head of the Chinese language and literature class, Yan Qing. “

"Yes, that's her, she's said to be a talented woman, and several magazines have published her articles. “

"The soil is also the ground, and the square of the soil is the ping, why does it feel a little wrong?" said a classmate.

"No, no, the words don't reach the meaning, the artistic conception is wrong!" the head of the department shook his head and said.

Yan Qing sat down with a red face, not embarrassed, but a little embarrassed. The scene was a little quiet this time, and the squad leader of Chinese language and literature didn't answer any perfect answers, and the others pondered their own answers, most of which were similar to Yanqing.

At this time, a boy stood up and said, "Hey, isn't that idiot?"

"It's that thousand-year-old otaku! I didn't expect him to go out!" I don't know how many people exclaimed at this discovery.

"He's the number one otaku list!"

To be honest, this boy is also an extremely strange person, this person's name is Wang Xiao, quite an optimistic name, although a little girly. What is amazing is that in addition to attending classes, he basically does not leave home, and he is on vacation in the dormitory, and staying for a week is a trivial matter.

But in the last summer vacation, some people went home and some people left school, but what about this guy? He stayed in the dormitory for two months without going out, and I heard that this guy has had five myopia surgeries.

If you don't go out, you won't go out, but this guy doesn't communicate with anyone else, except for the counselor and teacher who have his phone number, and almost no one else, including the people in their dormitory, has his phone number!

"A woman is a servant and a slave. I saw this thousand-year-old otaku stand up and say a word. The scene was quiet, and everyone stared at him with wide eyes, this sentence, this sentence! Nima is really a god.

All the female classmates looked at him angrily, eager to kill him with their eyes, but the thousand-year-old otaku was under no pressure, so he just said this and sat down.

A few boys next to him hurriedly stayed away from him, this time he could offend all the female classmates to death, if others thought that they had a relationship with him, wouldn't they not even want to find a girlfriend in the future! In fact, they all thought too much, who in the whole school didn't know that this thousand-year-old otaku didn't have any friends.

Li Qing almost laughed out loud, this guy is really not afraid of offending people, such a classic couplet can be matched. asked Qin Yueyao: "Who is this guy?"

Even Qin Yueyao's face was flushed with anger, making Li Qing look at it, well, it's okay. Okay, okay, Li Qing originally just wanted to ask her, but now she is almost a pig brother who is fascinated by Qin Yueyao.

Qin Yueyao's face was puffing and puffing, very cute, Li Qing looked at it blankly, and Ha Lazi almost flowed out.

Qin Yueyao only cared about getting angry, and didn't care about Li Qing's expression, and said angrily to Li Qing: "This guy is Wang Xiao, who is the first on our school's otaku list, I really hate it to death, what kind of woman is a servant and a slave." “

Qin Yueyao didn't pay attention to Li Qing's pig brother's appearance, but her sister Qin Xueyao, who had always been wary of Li Qing, suddenly felt nervous when she found out that Li Qing was about to cry.

"Yueyao, come here, let's switch places. Qin Xueyao glared at Li Qing, and then asked her sister to change positions for the second time.

"What's wrong?" Qin Yueyao looked at her sister suspiciously.

"Some people are looking at you with old eyes!" Qin Xueyao said to her sister.

"How can there be?" Qin Yueyao looked around and found that no one was looking at her with squinting eyes.

"Next to you!" Qin Xueyao said to her sister in a tone of hatred for iron and steel.

"No!" Qin Yueyao glanced at Li Qing and found that Li Qing was looking at the report table intently.

"Hurry up and change it for me, why is it so difficult to talk to you?" Qin Xueyao said helplessly, and at the same time patted her forehead a little speechlessly, she was so smart, how could she have such a stupid sister?

"Oh!" Qin Yueyao was a little reluctant in her heart, she didn't know what was going on, how could she be a little unhappy?

After the two changed seats, Qin Xueyao said viciously to Li Qing: "I'll tell you, you don't want to beat my sister!"

"Oh, I don't want to beat your sister's idea, so can I beat your idea?" Li Qing glanced at Qin Xueyao with a smile, and then carefully swept it from top to bottom.

Qin Xueyao felt goosebumps all over her body, and at the same time, a trace of unnaturalness flashed on her face, and Qin Yueyao's eyes didn't even notice the frustration that flashed herself.

"If you have the idea of beating the old lady, try it!" Qin Xueyao said with some cruelty.

"Okay, I'll plant more!" Li Qing replied with a smile.

When Qin Xueyao was threatening Li Qing, all the teachers on the stage discovered the ingenuity of the thousand-year-old otaku. This one can be a woman who is inferior to a servant, and a woman can be called a slave, or a woman who is inferior to a servant, and can also be called a slave. And the female inferiority forms the word maid, and the woman can become a slave, and the contrast with the upper link is that the lower link also has an ironic meaning.

Even the black-robed old man from Harbor University had nothing to say in the face of this couplet.

"Since you said split the word couplet, then I will also give you a split word couplet. The head teacher of Chinese language and literature stood up and said: "Three days of crystal characters, there will be days and no days, days and days, and 36,000 days in a hundred years." “

Immediately, someone below applauded, but the old man in the black robe only thought about it for a moment and said: "The three mouths of the word should be opened and opened, and the mouth should be opened, and the mouth should be opened, and the gentleman should be persuaded to have a glass of wine." “

"Ups and downs, warm and cold, looking for everywhere. “

"Warbler Yanyan, flowers, flowers and leaves, Qingqing twilight!"

"It is better not to say what people say, what is said by others, and what everyone is said than not to say. “

"It is better to ignore the management of the official management and the management of the management of the official management. “

The two parties are going back and forth on the report platform, and the people below are fascinated, so many good couplets, it's worth the trip!

"Smack!" The black-robed old man couldn't fight for a long time, and suddenly became a little annoyed, slapped the table, and said his killer weapon with pride! "Chaoyun Chaochao “

There was silence, everyone was a little silent, even the headmaster's brow furrowed.

Ten minutes have passed, and there is still no answer, everyone is thinking carefully about this couplet, but the more they think about it, the more they find that there is a couplet too pit, this will not be absolute!

"Director Chang, it's almost time to declare victory or loss, right?" the black-robed old man said to Common Sense Prefecture with some pride.

Common sense state sighed, and then glanced at everyone, although there was some unwillingness in his heart, but he was still a little helpless, this couplet, he couldn't come out.

Common sense state stood up, "I announce that this couplet competition, Harbour University won"

"Wait! I have a link!" at this point, a schoolgirl suddenly stood up and organized.