Chapter Thirty-Seven: My surname is Zhang, arrogant Zhang
After a while, Lu Yu, Xiao Ran, and Xu Xiaoxiao reappeared in Zhang Ning's sight. Lu Yu had already roughly explained to the second daughter, so the two of them didn't panic much when they saw Zhang Ning on the ground, but surrounded them with a curious expression.
"Yo, it's two girls......" Zhang Ning saw the two girls enter his field of vision, and his tone obviously became much more relaxed.
Xu Xiaoxiao was not surprised when she heard Zhang Ning on the ground speak, after all, this was the first time she had seen zombies in the real sense, so for her, no matter what kind of amazing performance Zhang Ning had, she would subconsciously think that zombies were like this, but she hadn't seen them before.
But Xiao Ran is different, she has met scaly zombies with exactly the same appearance as Zhang Ning before, and she knows the horror of this kind of zombie, and Lu Yu didn't explain the fact that Zhang Ning can speak just now, so as soon as Zhang Ning spoke, Xiao Ran quickly jumped aside and aimed the modified crossbow at Zhang Ning's head.
"Alas, alas, I said the little Lori with mandarin duck eyes on the left, brother, I said something wrong, you can point it out, there's no need to kill me all at once, right? Quickly put down, quickly put down ......"
When Zhang Ning saw that Xiao Loli suddenly aimed the modified crossbow in his hand at his head, his anxious tone changed.
Lu Yu was also startled when he saw Xiao Ran's movements, but when he saw that Zhang Ning on the ground didn't make any other moves, he just kept breaking his mouth over there, so he also took two steps forward and pressed the modified crossbow held high by Xiao Ran.
"I forgot to tell you, this thing can talk......" Lu Yu looked at Xiao Ran with a hint of apology in his eyes, and scratched his head embarrassedly.
"What do you call 'this goods', the protagonist will not change his name and sit or change his surname, so as not to have the surname Zhang, the arrogant Zhang, the single name is a Ning word, and the Ning of tranquility! Zhang Ning is also! ”
Zhang Ning kept blinking his scarlet peach blossom eyes, and his face looked like a very stinky fart.
"It's a good match for you, and your head is a little pitted." Lu Yu looked at Xu Xiaoxiao on the side and said expressionlessly.
Xu Xiaoxiao, who was watching the excitement on the side, felt his chest stagnate, and he was choked and speechless.
"Hello, my name is Wang Xinran, you can call me Xiao Ran." Xiao Ran saw that Zhang Ning really didn't have the slightest intention of attacking him, and he could communicate with him like a normal person, so he also let down his guard and introduced himself generously.
"Oh, hello, hello, Xiao Ran, you are the cutest little Lori I have ever seen." Zhang Ning, who was lying on the ground, rolled his eyes and quickly responded to Xiao Ran's self-introduction.
Thousands of clothes are not worn, obviously, Zhang Ning's praise easily won Xiao Ran's favor.
"My name is Lu Yu, Lu of the land, and the feather of the feather." Lu Yu saw that Xiao Ran had already introduced himself, and it seemed that it was okay to tell his name to the person in front of him, so he continued to say his name.
"Haha, hello hello, Brother Lu Yu, Flat Flying Feather! Good name! Zhang Ning still looked like a sycophant, with a smile on his face.
This smile is not a flattering smirk that deliberately tries to please the other party, but a genuine feeling from the heart.
Because Lu Yu and his party were the first group of living people Zhang Ning saw after the catastrophe, you must know that before this, he was caught by a giant bird and flew in the sky for a day and a night......
"That, I, my name is Xu Xiaoxiao, Xu Xian's Xu, Xiao ......" Xu Xiaoxiao was stuck for a while, as if he was thinking about what words would be better for his name.
"Chopin's Shaw." Xiao Ran added in a timely manner.
Seeing that Little Lori helped her out of the siege, Xu Xiaoxiao cast a grateful look at her.
"Oh...... Girl, you look like you often do sports, you're in great shape......" Zhang Ning didn't give a quick evaluation this time, but looked at the girl who was standing slightly behind, and made an evaluation that was easy to misunderstand.
"Uh......" Lu Yu was silent.
"Uh......" Xiao Ran was silent.
"Aha, yes, I used to run a lot, hahahaha......" Xu Xiaoxiao laughed embarrassedly, it seemed that this compliment made her feel very happy.
Xiao Ran exchanged glances with Lu Yu, and both of them read the same meaning from each other's eyes.
"Zhang Ning should be saying, Xu Xiaoxiao is very muscular, it's better not to poke it!"
The two of them pretended not to know anything very tacitly, and let Xu Xiaoxiao cover his mouth over there and steal fun.
"But let's get down to business, Zhang Ning, what is your situation, how did you lie on the rooftop, did you fall from the sky?" Lu Yu looked at the sun hanging in the sky, felt the flow of sweat, couldn't help frowning, and asked.
"Alas, here's the thing."
Seeing that Lu Yu finally began to inquire about his origin, Zhang Ning sighed softly and told him about his experience of waking up from the morgue to being captured by a giant bird on the road. Even the part where he led the zombie to lure the fortune tree was said in detail, and the three people in front of him were stunned.
"So there are no zombies in Wogou Supermarket, it's your masterpiece......" After listening to Zhang Ning's storytelling, Lu Yu held his cheeks and pondered.
"It's unreasonable, you said that the big bird flew with you for a day and a night, how can it fly around or in our area, after all, we are not far from the Wogou supermarket." Although Xu Xiaoxiao did not go to Wogou Supermarket with Lu Yu, she often went there to shop before the catastrophe, and she was quite familiar with the location of Wogou Supermarket.
"How do I know, after the big bird caught me, it did fly in a straight line at first, but it didn't take long for the big bird to start convulsing, and his whole body kept shaking, as if he couldn't hold it and fall down at any time, but it frightened me."
"And then, as you said before, the big bird, after trembling, seemed to forget your existence, and took you to hover in the sky and fly for a whole day and a night?" Xiao Ran asked, Shui Liang's eyes full of unconcealed suspicion.
"Yes, it's already a blessing that I'm not air-dried." Zhang Ning blinked his peach blossom eyes aggrievedly, and seemed to have many complaints about the big bird that was cheating.
"In the end, he threw you on this rooftop, causing you to fall into a high paraplegia?" The corners of Lu Yu's mouth twitched, looking incredulous.
Listening to Zhang Ning's description, he was thrown from the clouds by a giant bird.
And as far as he knows, clouds only exist in the troposphere in the atmosphere, and if Zhang Ning was really thrown from the clouds by a big bird as he said, then he started to free fall from a position about 12 kilometers above the ground!
12 kilometers of unbuffered free fall didn't kill him, but just fell into a high paraplegia?
Isn't that scientific?
"Alas, that's right, when people walk and memorize words, they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water." Zhang Ning sighed helplessly, looking at Gu Ying's self-pity.
"Anyway, can you move me to a shady place, the sun is making my eyes uncomfortable."
Zhang Ning narrowed his eyes, because he couldn't move his whole body, he couldn't even make a small movement to turn his head sideways to avoid the sun.
"You're not going to jump up and bite us, are you?" Xu Xiaoxiao opened his mouth with some worry at this time, after all, Zhang Ning's appearance looked really scary, with scarlet eyes, dark scale armor on his neck and chest, and black blood vessels on his face were as dense as spider webs, looking terrifying that no one could approach.
"Oh my good sister, what am I biting you for, I'm not a dog." Zhang Ning rolled his eyes, indicating that Xu Xiaoxiao's worries were meaningless.
"But you look exactly like a weird zombie we've encountered before."
Although the guard in Xiao Ran's heart has been lowered, he still has to ask clearly, otherwise something goes wrong and he will lose his own life.
"Oh, didn't I say before, I was bitten by a nervous on the bus, and then I passed out, and I woke up in the morgue and I looked like this......"
"Bus ......" Lu Yu repeated it several times, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, linking Zhang Ning in front of him with the stinky black-rimmed glasses man on the bus.
"Are you the stupid worm who talks in the sleep? The novelist who was torn alive? ”
"Uh...... Have you seen me? Hearing Lu Yu's words, Zhang Ning was also stunned, and searched for Lu Yu's appearance in his mind.
"That's right, it must be you, arrogant talker." Lu Yu had completely remembered at this time, except that Zhang Ning in front of him did not have the black-framed glasses, and his appearance was exactly the same as the person who was on the bus before.
"Uh...... I admit it, but I don't admit it, but I don't admit it, it's self-confidence, self-confidence! After emphasizing it several times, the black blood vessels on Zhang Ning's face seemed to be more obvious.
"Let's drag him home first, I always feel unsafe to stay outside for a long time." Interrupting Zhang Ning and Lu Yu's bickering, Xiao Ran said with a little worry.
Zhang Ning's appearance made her learn the fact that staying in an open place for a long time is not a safe move, if a few more of the same giant birds appear, then the fate of several of them may be even more miserable than Zhang Ning.
"Xu Xiaoxiao, come here and help." Lu Yu took the lead in squatting down, ready to help Zhang Ning on the ground, but when he saw the black mucus flowing from the penetrating wounds on his shoulders, he was a little worried.
Although he has already been infected once, who can guarantee that he will not be infected twice.
Xu Xiaoxiao was shouted by Lu Yu, and he also came back to his senses, and when he saw that Lu Yu wanted to start but was a little embarrassed, he said heroically, "I'll come!" ”
As he spoke, he saw Xu Xiaoxiao striding forward, half-kneeling beside Zhang Ning, inserting his left and right hands under his knees and neck respectively, and easily hugged Zhang Ning, who was paralyzed.
"I didn't expect that the first time I was hugged by a girl princess was in such an environment." Zhang Ning was paralyzed, his head tilted to the side uncontrollably, and his appearance was quite funny.
"If your girlfriend found out, would she be jealous?"
Looking at Zhang Ning, who was snuggled in Xu Xiaoxiao's arms, Lu Yu suddenly spoke, and there was no expression on his face.
"So you can't tell my girlfriend, she's going to be jealous!" Zhang Ning couldn't see Lu Yu behind him, but he also responded quickly, his face full of pride.
"I can't see that you're still a scumbag...... Xu Xiaoxiao lowered his head and teased, but the movements under his feet did not pause at all, and he still strode forward.
"Aren't I forced to be helpless, my good sister......"
"Why do you keep calling me sister, how old are you?"
"24 years old."
"I'm only 21 years old!"
"But you look mature......"
"One more mouth will throw you downstairs!"
"Okay sister!"
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