"Hah!"

"Ah!!h

"Humph! Ha! ”

Li Li stretched out his hands and gestured in the air, from time to time with a scissor hand, and from time to time with a small heart.

And a fruit knife under his hands, with Li Li's low exhalation and changes in gestures, the blade of the knife continued to tremble on the table, and from time to time it seemed to be controlled by an invisible hand, raised his head, and softened again.

It made Li Li's neck red, and finally a touch of disappointment flashed in Li Li's eyes, and he sighed and fell on the kang, like a salted fish, not wanting to work hard.

It's been eighteen years since I came to the world of martial arts.

As a person who wore and wore a traverser, Li Li first appeared in the Lingyun Cave of the Fengyun World, and saw that there were vines entwined on the wall, and before Li Li could pick one to taste what it tasted like, he was hit and killed by a fire unicorn that rushed over like a locomotive, and before he died, Li Li also recognized that he had traveled through the Fengyun World, but it was a pity that God was jealous of the talent.

It doesn't matter whether Li Li's remaining corpses in the Fengyun World were eaten and wiped out by the Fire Qilin, or the ashes were all raised.

It seems that God also played a big joke on Li Li, Li Li, who died in the first world, discovered that he was in a soul state, and there was a beating arc in his body, like a computer motherboard, and before Li Li could react, an electric arc came out of Li Li's body, opened a black crack, and sucked Li Li in.

The second time he crossed, because he had no physical body, Li Li became a stone, and I don't know how many years later, he was ignited by a Taoist who rode a black tiger, and he also passed on to Li Li a most basic method of practicing qi.

And what Li Li has to do is to clean the cave and water those flowers and plants. Life is still okay.

After learning to practice qi, Li Ligang, who can meditate and meditate, vaguely found the computer motherboard in his soul.

A thin Taoist man riding a leopard came to the cave and said a few words to the cave master, and Li Li was taken to a battlefield together.

At this time, Li Li also knew where he had come, and he was a god.

Li Li, who came to the battlefield, hid in the tent and wanted to survive to the end, but he still didn't escape, and was successfully stoned to death by Zhao Gongming's Hot Wheels that knocked down Nezha.

After his death, Li Li felt that something was pulling him, and the computer motherboard in the soul state was a blue arc, this time the computer motherboard completely lost the jumping arc, and also brought Li Li to a strange world, and Li Li also became the descendant of a dart master in the dart game.

From the moment he was born, Li Li began to cultivate the Qi training decision that Zhao Gongming gave him, but helplessly, the aura of this world was about to fall silent, absorbing a little half-dead aura every day.

Eighteen years of penance, I can't even do the most basic exorcism. The biggest effect is that the appetite is good, and the food is delicious.

If this continues, after another hundred years of practice, Li Li may become a magician who can't find flaws. Oh no, it should be a trickster in this day and age.

Just when Li Li was about to become a salted fish among salted fishes, in the casual conversation of the dart master of the dart game, Li Li knew that Guo Juxia's daughter ran away from home and was ready to do chivalrous deeds. In combination with the dart game in which he is called, the Longmen dart game, and the surname of the family is Tong.

This also let Li Li know that this world is the world of martial arts legends.

Who called the Longmen Dart Bureau, which was already a rotten street like Yuelai Inn, caused Li Li not to realize that this was the world of martial arts for a while.

Since it is not possible to cultivate immortals, it is also possible to become a great pine lion (crossed out) grandmaster.

So, Li Li said hello to his family, left a note, took away all his biological father's private money, and resolutely embarked on the journey to Seven Heroes Town.

Just when Li Li was about to join the beggar gang, he finally came to the Tongfu Inn safely after two years.

Tong Xiangyu is also kind-hearted, seeing that the descendants of the dart master of the dart game opened by his family came to join him, he relented for a while, so he took Li Li in, as a handyman, of course, there is no salary, three meals, plus a small room renovated from the firewood room.

Li Li, who came out of the room, came to the lobby. This time it's already dark.

I saw Lao Bai drinking porridge and eating flatbread alone.

There was not a single guest around.

"Brother Bai, why don't you have any guests! What about the shopkeepers? ”

Bai Zhantang turned his head to see that it was Li Li, and greeted: "Oh, Xiaoli!" Come, sit down and eat a little together. This porridge is made from chicken soup left over from yesterday. It smells great. ”

Li Li sat directly beside Bai Zhantang, "Brother Bai, you haven't said it yet!" He scooped up a bowl of white porridge, grabbed a big cake and nibbled on it.

This can be regarded as one of the side effects of cultivating immortals, regardless of the aura, the big cake comes to make up, and Li Li's appetite is good.

"Alas~ It's not that the male and female are making trouble, and now there are no guests even when the sun is shining at noon. The shopkeeper is still upstairs, and it seems that he is reconciling with Xiucai. ”

The two chatted while eating, and after a while, half of the large jar of white porridge was gone.

"Oops~ Old Bai Xiaoli, I'm eating. Bring me some too. Lao Xing came closer with a waist knife on his shoulder, panting.

As soon as they sat down, Tong Xiangyu and Xiucai also finished the account book, and were going downstairs, when they saw Lao Xing Fengchen and asked with some worry: "What's the matter, it's a big night." Something must be wrong, right? ”

Lao Xing scooped up a bowl of white porridge by himself, and Lao Bai handed over a plate of pickles and asked, "Xing Zhutou, is there something going on in the town?" ”

Li Li took a bite of the flatbread, looked at Lao Xing, and thought: It's almost time to come, the name of male and female has been spread near Qixia Town for a while.

Li Li handed Lao Xing another big cake, "Is it coming from both male and female?" ”

As soon as he heard the names of both male and female, Tong Xiangyu hid behind Lao Bai in fear, Lao Xing also pulled out his waist knife, held a piece of cake in his mouth, looked around, and said vaguely: "Hufu woo woo." ”

After seeing that there was no danger, Lao Xing put away the guy and swallowed the cake in his mouth, "You kid, scare me." ”

"Male and female, have you heard of it?"

Lao Bai confirmed: "Is it the male and female who specializes in picking good people in Zuojiazhuang?" ”

Lao Xing drank the white porridge on the table in one gulp, and said with a serious face: "It's them, according to internal information, they have come to our Seven Heroes Town, recently someone saw them haunting the neighborhood, and it is estimated that they are stepping on the spot - ready to commit crimes at any time, so you have to be careful, hey, this bowl is good." ”

"Wait! Lao Xing, for the sake of me not caring about your usual eating and drinking, stay here. Just one night! ”

Lao Xing just wanted to agree, but his eyes rolled, this male and female steam specially picked good people to start, this Tongfu Inn target is too big, and it is easy to suffer from the disaster of pond fish, "Shopkeeper Tong, it's not that I don't want to stay, but thousands of people in Qixia Town also need my protection." No need to persuade again. Let's go! ”

After speaking, Lao Xing was about to turn around and walk out of the Tongfu Inn.

Tong Xiangyu chased after him at a trot, and hugged Lao Xing's arm, "Lao Xing, don't go." ”

"I am on official business, and I care about the people." Lao Xing's attitude was very resolute, and he wanted to leave one by one.

"Listen to me."

"Don't say anything, it's come to this, let's settle our destiny." Lao Xing continued to struggle to leave.

"You go, you go, and I'll die for you."

"Why are you in trouble?" Lao Xing sighed, his face helpless.

"If you don't suffer, you can't keep your heart, but you must keep your people."

"What if people can't keep it."

Lao Xing gritted his teeth and pushed Tong Xiangyu's hand away again.

Li Li, who came out, looked at this scene that was always easy to make people want to be crooked, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at Bai Zhantang's head.

Seeing that Tong Xiangyu, who couldn't persuade Lao Xing, his face changed from the feeling of the bitter scene just now, and said with a calm face: "......... Then I'll trouble you and settle last month's wine money. Exhibition hall, abacus waiting. ”

An abacus was handed to Tong Xiangyu from the counter by several people, Tong Xiangyu smiled and fiddled with the abacus twice.

"Fenjiu seven taels, seven eight fifty-six ~"

"Shopkeeper Tong, we have to be reasonable." Lao Xing said with some dissatisfaction on the abacus.

"Why is it unreasonable?"

"The male and female are so fierce, the whole Seven Heroes Town is in turmoil, everyone is in danger, I am a dignified person who catches the head, can't just protect your family?" Lao Xing taught in a deep voice.

"That's right, right?"

Shopkeeper Tong nodded, and before Lao Xing could show a smile, he fiddled with the abacus again.

"Fenjiu seven taels, seventy-eight fifty-six ......"

"It's almost over, it's not over yet!" Lao Xing was dissatisfied and reprimanded.

Shopkeeper Tong smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, it's wrong." ”

Lao Xing smiled with satisfaction: "I know it's wrong, what's wrong?" ”

"The fault is ......" "Seven taels is daughter red, Fenjiu is eight taels, eight eighty-four, seventy-nine sixty-three, and five more coins are added......"

"It's not good, it's murderous!" Lao Xing suddenly pulled out his knife and startled the shopkeeper Tong: "What are you talking about!?" ”

"It's a male and female!" Lao Xing was very serious.

"Where?" Shopkeeper Tong looked around, Lao Xing took a random finger, and then shouted: "Where is the thief running?" Disappearing in front of everyone's eyes like a gust of wind, the shopkeeper Tong pulled a few guys into the house with a panicked face.

"Meeting, meeting."