Chapter 235: Friends of True Women!
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Therefore, at the same time that Brewster College and New Oriental Abbey both opened for classes, another big killer in paper products appeared on the market, and its name was toilet paper.
Compared with 100 pieces of white paper with a market price of up to 5 gold coins, the price of toilet paper must be described by the word low no matter how you look at it.
This price, that is, converted to the big food country before Lu Bai's crossing, is only equivalent to 20 to 25 soft sister coins.
However, after learning that toilet paper could not be used for writing at all, those cultural people and businessmen who always paid attention to Hengan Paper Mill were suddenly disappointed.
I can't write, I want this iron rod...... Ahh
Then, these cultural people and businessmen were severely despised on the spot by the salesmen of Hengan Paper Mill.
Ah, by the way, Hengan Paper Mill is the official name that Lu Bai gave to the paper workshop, in fact, Lu Bai originally planned to name it Jiang ** Textile Factory, or Seven Degrees Space Paper Mill, but finally gave up because he felt that the two names were too dirty.
To get back to the point, the salesman of Hengan Paper Mill despised cultural people and businessmen so much, so he asked: "Everyone, how do you deal with the sanitation problem after you usually go to the toilet?"
"Do you need to ask, of course dig a pit and bury it!"
A cat orc merchant who came from afar proudly completed the answer.
Uncouth!
Sure enough, it's a barbarian who doesn't know what a commode and a toilet are!
The others silently despised the cat-clan orc merchants.
"I'm sorry, it seems that I didn't make it clear, but what I asked was actually how to deal with the hygiene of the buttocks. ”
The salesman of Hengan Paper Mill heard that there was a black line on his forehead, so he could only quickly add the question.
As a result, the onlookers who originally silently despised the cat orc merchants replaced the object of their silent contempt with this salesman in the blink of an eye.
Little young, you 484 stupid?
After going to the toilet, the poor use their hands and the rich use cloth, and the poor and not rich use their hands before using water.
"Although you have not said anything, your expressions have fully exposed your thoughts, and as devout believers of the Six Realms, I have the authority of my Lord to say to you responsibly that it is time for you to change your backward and unhygienic toilet habits! My Lord, who is omnipotent and loves the world, has invented civilized and hygienic toilet paper for you!"
In the face of the contemptuous gaze of the onlookers, the young but not timid salesman, in an impassioned and almost exaggerated tone, strongly promoted the real and most important uses of toilet paper.
Not only that, but the salesman also made a demonstration.
Of course, it won't be wiping your butt in public, just introducing detailed usage, handing out toilet paper for everyone to evaluate, and simulating grease and wiping on the table.
After wiping the toilet paper, the desktop was cleaner than the original, and it successfully caused a sensation.
Oh my God, you can wipe it so clean?!
The onlookers who can be specially sent to consult about toilet paper are all well-informed and wealthy, and they didn't know that there was such a good thing as toilet paper, but they just used their hands like the third brother in India, but after watching the demonstration of toilet paper, who is embarrassed to use their hands again! It's disgusting to think about.
As a result, the sales of toilet paper, which was still ridiculed by everyone before, opened up all of a sudden!
Buy, buy, buy!
If you don't buy it, you're backward!
Although this is true......
So, the salesman who is responsible for the promotion took advantage of the situation to introduce a variety of high-end products to the onlookers - pro, only sell a silver coin is only a low-end product, we also have a more delicate touch of the mid-end paper! Ah, yes, because of the fragrance, so after wiping will make the user fragrant high-end paper also has a small amount of stock! Don't 1888! Don't 888! Don't 88! Only 8 silver coins!
As a result, an invisible civilized toilet action, with the town of Famore as the core, quietly spread to all directions.
Hengan Paper Mill's toilet paper, sales **** are rising, Ivy Frynn, who is in charge of the paper mill, urgently recruited soil magicians, made more than 20 paper pools in a row, and recruited more than 1,000 new employees of the paper mill in one go, but they were unable to meet the demand.
No way, the sales of toilet paper are really good, especially for the female salesmen in the paper mill, the successful future of the aunt should use the concept of toilet paper, popularized to the ladies and ladies of the upper class, within a radius of 100 miles but all families with small assets, toilet paper quickly became a necessity of life!
This also made Lu Bai inexplicably gain a lot of faith power, and after he relied on the divine fire to follow the power of faith and studied it back, he was embarrassed to find that he had accidentally become a ...... Friends of Women.
Compared with those more primitive methods, toilet paper, which can effectively prevent embarrassment after use, made the girls who came to the eldest aunt full of special feelings for Lu Bai, the six true gods, who were clearly our good sisters of the opposite sex who had been separated for many years.
"My God, fortunately I haven't invented my aunt's towel yet, if I invent my aunt's towel too, won't the women's protector come and fight me desperately?"
Lu Bai, who knew the truth, sat up in shock and quietly wiped his sweat when he was dying.
You must know that the female protector god of this main plane is also an existence with medium divine power, and it is also the best of the medium divine power, if you compare horizontally, it is - the fairy twin gods are tied up to fight, and the female protector can easily beat those two!
And this is not speculation, but there are examples of battles that have actually happened!
At the beginning, because of the bad brain, and offended the god of women's protection, the god of the last generation of **** and the god of male power of the previous generation, the combination of these two medium divine power and a weak divine power, in less than fifty years, seven battles and seven defeats were all attacked by the female protector god, and the country was destroyed miserably!
So after thinking about it for five minutes, Lu Bai delivered a message to the avatars in the Pantheon.
After an instant, Lu Bai, who was originally pretending to be a cute literary youth in the Pantheon, got up and bypassed the thrones of gods of different shapes, and carefully crossed a number of tentacles or tentacles that were hanging on the ground indiscriminately, and trekked for about five minutes to reach the side of the woman protector god.
Like the goddess of luck, the female protector gods of the main plane are not one but several, but Lu Bai's goal is obviously clear.
"Good day, Your Highness Elizabeth. ”
Lu Bai's incarnation politely paid tribute to the target woman's protector.
"It's you, what's the matter, the young Six True Gods?"
Elizabeth, the patron goddess of women in the Pantheon, was a kind and kind white-haired old woman, who looked up at Lu Bai tremblingly, and then asked with a smile.
If it weren't for the proud achievements of this woman's protector god, maybe Er Lu Bai might have been deceived by this image.
So Lu Bai still maintained enough respect: "Dear Royal Highness Elizabeth, I have a little bit related to the protection of women, and I want to talk to you a little bit, so I can ...... Do you want to open a barrier?"
"A small situation related to the protection of women? Hehe, I'm afraid it's not a small situation, you haven't been a god for a long time, and you just fought with those two little guys, and this barrier is still opened by the old body. ”
The benevolent women's protector god did nothing while smiling and talking, and directly created a barrier of divine power separating the inside and outside.
The battle record is brilliant, but the goddess of women's protection is also a good god, which is nothing more than the combat effectiveness that erupts when it comes to the protection of women.
Lu Bai first thanked the women's protector for his considerate care, and then he gave the toilet paper he invented, partially replacing his aunt's towel and making him the title of women's friend, and told him very frankly to this woman protector with a very good personality.
"Hehe, that's a funny thing. ”
After listening to Lu Bai's story patiently and carefully, Elizabeth, the goddess of women's protection, smiled happily.
"Your Highness Elizabeth, it's not right for you to see jokes like this. ”
Lu Bai tried his best to make himself look helpless.
"I'm sorry, I'm really not a young Six Dao True God, after all, it really hasn't happened in many years. Scold...... Ahem, believe me, I'm really trying to maintain my image, so what are your plans for the young Six True Gods in the face of such a situation?"
Elizabeth, the patron saint of women, laughed for a few more moments before she could stop laughing.
is worthy of being a veteran god who has been famous for thousands of years, and this smile took the initiative in dialogue.
Fortunately, Lu Bai didn't care about this, otherwise he wouldn't have come over and asked for a private chat.
"My plan is simple, I hope that Your Majesty Elizabeth will help you to take away this glory and faith. ”
Lu Bai said straight to the point.
"Young Six True Gods, are you sure you're serious?"
Elizabeth, the patron goddess of women, leaned forward a little, and she became visibly serious.
"I'm sure. Lu Bai nodded, and then he threw out another shock: "In fact, after discovering this situation, I also specially studied the menstrual problems of girls, and the result of the research is that our girls still need more intimate care! What they need is not toilet paper that can barely be used, but more professional private hygiene products, which should be easy to access, absorb, prevent side leakage, clean and hygienic, and preferably sterilized, so that girls can effectively avoid embarrassment and gynecological ......."
Lu Bai talked eloquently, basically did not say the name of the aunt towel, and Lu Bai said all the characteristics that the aunt towel should have.
After listening to Lu Bai's thoughts, the Women's Protector was silent for at least three minutes.
Then, with an extremely serious attitude, the Women's Protector asked a sentence that made Lu Bai burst into tears: "Young Six True Gods, I am now very sure that your true body ...... Definitely a clever girl!"
Lu Bai is embarrassed.
What is this called......
Isn't it just the second invention of an aunt's towel, which is inevitably related to my gender, bastard, I can't be a friend of women who cares about women...... Wait, it's not a friend of women, it's a peerless good man!
Lu Bai rolled his eyes, and it took a long time for him to come to his senses: "...... Your Highness Elizabeth, in fact, I am an undoubted pure man and a real man!"
"Really?"
The goddess of women's protection still doesn't quite believe in it.
"If it's fake, it's like a fake!
Lu Bai gritted his back molars.
"It's funny. ”
The goddess of women's protection smiled not very kindly.
"I don't think it's funny at all!"
Lu Bai was a little annoyed.
"Well, I was rude. The Women's Protector looked at Lu Bai thoughtfully, the smile on her face gradually faded, and finally he was solemn, got up and bowed to Lu Bai: "Your Highness Kaspersky, please forgive me for my rude behavior just now, I shouldn't speculate on things that shouldn't be speculated." ”
The apology of the goddess of protection for women was very sincere.
Such a formal apology successfully dispelled Lu Bai's chagrin, after all, Lu Bai's worldview has a tooth for a tooth, and some people respect me and I respect others.
"It doesn't matter. Lu Bai first expressed his understanding, and then asked, "So can I continue to get down to business?"
"Please!"
Said the solemn woman protector.
So, Lu Bai expressed his true intention, that is, he hoped to borrow the power of the Women's Protector Sect to sell toilet paper and ...... that can provide intimate care for women with the goal of targeting the entire main plane Auntie towel.
In order to reach this agreement, Lu Bai promised to transfer the honor right to toilet paper and aunt towels, and the Women's Protector Church could do propaganda in all planes, publicizing that toilet paper and aunt towels were their lord, that is, the divine grace of Elizabeth, the goddess of women's protection!
"Your Highness Kaspersky, are you sure you've really thought it through? I guess you can see that as long as you say that these two items are spread in the mortal world, the power of faith that can be harvested will be huge and endless. ”
The goddess of women's protection is indeed a good god, how could she not understand the great significance of the two items described by Lu Bai to mortal women.
"If these two items alone can reap the benefits of Your Highness Elizabeth, and your endless wealth, then ...... Why not?"
Lu Bai could finally smile.
"Your Highness Kaspersky, I see that I still look down on you!"
The women's protector sighed.
Then, the women's protector raised his hand to lift the divine power barrier.
The woman protector who lifted the barrier of divine power walked through the divine throne with seven steps, and took three steps in a certain direction.
"From now on, whoever is still an enemy of His Highness Tyrrell Kaspersky will be an enemy of me!
The words of the gods that resounded throughout the pantheon flew out of the mouth of the goddess of women's protection.
The pantheon, which was as noisy as a vegetable market, suddenly fell silent.
The expressions of the gods who Qi Shushu saw were different, but the meaning revealed by the eyes of those gods who looked at Lu Bai was roughly the same, that is-Ouch, hey, why did this kid suddenly become a friend of women?!
Only the spirit of the twin demons, who was deliberately stared at by the women's protector, how ugly was his expression...... It's as ugly as it gets!
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