Chapter 80: Wishing Joy (Subscription 2)
It's the middle of October.
Li Li, who was idle and bored, began to wander around the southern part of Shaanxi without anyone, and by the way, killed a few bandits who came over without long eyes.
On this day, Li Li, who was drinking and eating on the second floor of a restaurant facing the street, suddenly heard the next noise.
And the voice of one of them was familiar.
Li Li looked down curiously.
It turned out that Zhu Wushuang was arguing with a vendor.
"Hey, it's what you said about free tasting! Why do you want me to pay for it! Zhu Wushuang was more angry and theorized about the vendor.
"Yes, I do have a sample here, but the one you eat costs money."
The vendor saw Zhu Wushuang's down-and-out appearance, and he was a foreigner, so he planned to trap Zhu Wushuang.
What he said made Zhu Wushuang angry, and he wanted to do it when he was angry, but after thinking about it for a while, he put it down, and stared at the vendor angrily.
The vendor saw that Zhu Wushuang didn't dare to make a move, and the vendor, who was a little worried about being beaten just now, immediately became arrogant.
"Neighbors, come and take a look! Outsiders bully people! Don't give money for eating~"
After speaking, he squinted at Zhu Wushuang.
Zhu Wushuang secretly clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, made a creaking sound, and said a little unclear: "What do you want!" ”
"How's it ~ hey hey ~ "
Before the vendor could say anything, Li Li put his arm on Zhu Wushuang's shoulder and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Who!" Zhu Wushuang, who was angry, grabbed the hand on his shoulder and wanted to grab it.
But after grabbing it for a long time, the hand didn't move at all, Zhu Wushuang felt that the situation was a little familiar, and immediately turned his head to look.
"Li Li? Why are you here? ”
Zhu Wushuang said with a happy face. Zhu Wushuang, who has no friends and relatives, is happy to meet people he knows during his travels.
"Oh, hey, don't be happy yet! What's going on? Li Li pushed Zhu Wushuang's face far away, stopping Zhu Wushuang's happy body from hugging him.
Zhu Wushuang rubbed his face and said, "This vendor said that there were pastries to taste for free, so I asked him to take a bite and taste it, but I didn't expect him to ask me to pay."
It's so damning! ”
Li Lixin said that there were also porcelain touches in ancient times? It's really not ancient that people's hearts are not far away.
The vendor saw a man coming, and he was looking at Li Li, who was also a foreigner, dressed well, with a little white face, he should have some money.
"Yo, little girl, your grandfather is here, then let your grandfather pay! Otherwise, I'll be called an official! ”
The merchant said fearlessly.
Li Li snorted, protected Zhu Wushuang behind him, and said disdainfully: "If you dare to slander people, you are not afraid that the yamen will trouble you early, and you dare to report to the official who has thrown yourself into the net?" ”
Seeing that Li Li didn't want to give money, the vendor directly copied a wooden stick under him and said, "Hmph! If you eat, you should give money. I tell you, if you don't give it today, I'll let you see red. ”
Li Li glanced at the vendors who didn't know how to restrain at all, and a group of people began to gather around to watch the excitement, all pointing and whispering, not even a single one stepped forward.
Li Li walked over, directly dragged out a passer-by who spoke the most, took out the sign of six doors from his arms, shook it in front of him a few times, and said, "Go and call the Yamen catcher."
I'd rather ask how they manage it. ”
That person is also literate, and when he saw the three big characters of the six doors on the sign, he also knew that this Zhao Laosan was afraid that he would not be able to please him, so he hurriedly rushed into the crowd to find a catcher.
And Li Li swept his eyes to the surrounding crowd, held up the token and said: "Six doors to handle the case, and no one else will be scattered for me." Otherwise, all of them will be caught! ”
The surrounding crowd was stunned for a moment, and a few eyes saw that the sign in Li Li's hand was really six doors, and it didn't matter if it was true or not, the fake one was taken care of by the government anyway, if it was true, and he and others were arrested, then it would be a big luck to see the excitement.
They all started talking to the people around them, and it didn't take long for a group of onlookers to run out of people.
After the others were gone, Zhu Wushuang looked at Li Li with wide eyes, he didn't expect Li Li to be able to enter the six doors, and it seemed that he was still famous.
Facing Li Li, who came over step by step, the vendor Zhao Laosan was also a little afraid, and admitted: "That pastry is good for me to invite you." Let's go! Don't bother me to get on with business! ”
Li Li didn't speak, and the atmosphere was deadlocked for a while, and Zhu Wushuang on the side didn't want to make a big deal and ripped off the corner of Li Li's clothes, seeing that Li Li didn't pay attention to himself, he didn't dare to speak.
It didn't take long for a catcher in blue to come over with three catchers.
The head catcher recognized Li Li's identity at a glance, and Li Li's title as a saint catcher was pushed behind by six doors, so Li Li's portrait was also spread to the yamen in various places.
The head catcher hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "The head catcher of Ampou County has seen Lord Catcher. ”
When Zhu Wushuang heard this, he covered his mouth and said in surprise: "Catching a saint? ”
Zhu Wushuang, the name of the saint catcher, has also heard of it, but he doesn't know what Li Li is, and he doesn't know what to call Li Li for a while.
Li Li didn't care about Zhu Wushuang's fuss, and casually pointed at the vendor and asked, "What's the matter with him?" ”
Zhang Chang looked at it, it turned out to be Zhao Laosan, and replied: "This person's name is Zhao Laosan, and he was originally a splash. Later, how did he get in touch with the housekeeper of the county commander's house, and pit outsiders all day long.
It's been a lot of trouble with the yamen several times, but it just doesn't change. We also have no problem, and if those who have been cheated do not report the crime, we will have no excuse to deal with it. ”
As soon as Li Li heard it, he knew that this was shirking, the society of human feelings, Li Li also knew that this was something that could not be avoided, but since he met it, he would take care of it.
"I won't fine him any more, let him go to the conscription! Serve it for half a year and then release it, and if you don't change it, you will continue to be arrested and sent to serve in forced labor! ”
The head catcher was a little embarrassed, "My lord, this is not in harmony with the law!" ”
Li Li also knew that this little catcher couldn't sit on the master's seat, "You tell your county master directly, just say what I said." If I don't, I'll go directly to him in front of the prefect.
Go ahead! ”
The head catcher had no choice, so he could only order his subordinates to take Zhao Laosan away and go back to talk to his master.
After dealing with the matter, Li Li was about to say a few words to Zhu Wushuang, when his ears heard Zhu Wushuang's stomach make a 'goo~' sound.
Turning his head to look at Zhu Wushuang, Zhu Wushuang was also embarrassed and blushed and didn't dare to look at Li Li, feeling ashamed and angry in his heart.
"Hungry! Then go up with me and eat a bit! ”
After speaking, Li Li dragged Zhu Wushuang to the place where he was eating and fishing just now.
After calling the guy to add some dishes.
Li Li began to ask about Zhu Wushuang.
"Wushuang, aren't you staying at the inn? How did it end up here? ”
Zhu Wushuang didn't want to talk about this matter, "Don't you ask?" ”
"Okay, don't ask, don't ask!
So how did you end up here, can that be said? ”
Li Li saw that Zhu Wushuang still didn't want to say it, and guessed in his heart that it must be Guo Furong who ran out, and Li Li only remembered some more famous things in the martial arts biography, since Zhu Wushuang had already run away, the kitchen knife door incident, Bai Zhantang's mother and Gongsun Oolong were about to start, and there was also the case of Lord Bao buying officials, and I couldn't remember the rest of the things if I suddenly remembered them.
Just when Li Li was thinking, the guy also brought the meal.
Zhu Wushuang looked at a large table full of dishes, and couldn't help asking, "Is this enough to eat?" ”
"It's not you who eats alone, isn't there still me?" Li Li said casually taking a sip of wine.
"That's right!" Zhu Wushuang laughed a little embarrassed.
Li Li was also amused by Zhu Wushuang's stupid appearance, and hurriedly beckoned: "You eat first!" ”
Zhu Wushuang was a little restrained and didn't dare to move the chopsticks, but the body still reacted very honestly, Zhu Wushuang swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, but he just didn't dare to move the chopsticks.
Li Li smiled, and said in his heart that he really knew how to be polite.
I grabbed a chopstick of green vegetables in my hand, "Okay, let's move the chopsticks!" ”
After seeing Li Li move his chopsticks, Zhu Wushuang was no longer reserved.
At first, he was worried about Li Li on the side, but he didn't see Li Li say anything for a long time, so he began to eat and drink regardless of his image.
In ancient times, there were no drinks, only lighter drinks, the so-called wine mixed with water, Tong Xiangyu did this thing is a must.
Li Li on the side looked at Zhu Wushuang gobbling up, and said in his heart that he seemed to be hungry along the way.
Mouth hurriedly persuaded: "Eat slowly, drink a little wine, and be careful of choking!" ”