Chapter Eighty-Five: Idioms for Living and Applying (Asking for Subscription)

After eating a late-night snack.

Everyone began to ask about Li Li's rumors, of course, more about how Li Li and Zhu Wushuang got together.

However, Li Dazui is not interested in this question at all.

Bai Zhantang on the side also joked about Li Li's crooked reputation in the rivers and lakes.

"You just need to replenish your kidneys!"

Hearing Li Li's retort, although Mo Xiaobei didn't know, he still remembered it curiously, and planned to ask Qiu Xiaodong tomorrow.

Bai Cuiping didn't speak from just now, but looked at Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu silently, feeling that the relationship between the two was not just the relationship between the shopkeeper and his buddy.

"Who are you two?"

Li Li on the side said: "You are husband and wife. Married a long time ago. ”

Bai Cuiping nodded thoughtfully and asked, "Then can you hold another wedding to satisfy the regrets of my elder?" ”

Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu glanced at each other, neither of them knew how to answer Bai Cuiping's words.

"Aren't you married? Is it difficult to do it once? ”

"No, it's not difficult. Why don't you just do it again? Bai Zhantang said stiffly.

Li Li on the side said with a smile: "Really? ”

Zhu Wushuang beside him pulled Li Li's sleeve and looked at Li Li with a look of hope and yearning.

Li Li couldn't help but smile dumbly, and said in a low voice: "At this time, what are you making a fuss about, if you want to do it, we will go home and do it, my mother has been waiting for a long time." ”

After Zhu Wushuang heard Li Li's answer, he continued to lean on Li Li's shoulder with satisfaction.

At this time, Bai Cuiping slapped the table, "Since you both agreed, we are doing it once." That's it.

Let's all go and rest! ”

At this time, Li Li, who was about to go to the guest room to rest, turned his head and said to Tong Xiangyu, Lu Xiucai and others: "Look at the shopkeeper, she has a criminal record~ And Xiucai, you are staring at Guo Furong." Don't have a third marriage. ”

Although the words are a little ugly, they can also make the people in the inn not help Tong Xiangyu.

And Tong Xiangyu's fear of marriage, the key is that Tong Xiangyu's face has become a widow's heart knot without seeing it.

The next day, Zhu Wushuang went to prepare lunch for Li Li.

Li Li took out the things stored in the gold finger and sorted them out, and some large objects were not taken out, such as the wheels of the car, the RPG that did not bounce, the plastic filial piety sword, and so on.

Put some useless things like photos and figurines into a small box.

And some useful ones such as strange potions such as [I love a piece of firewood] This is the first time Li Li has drawn a real thing, [Skunk's Musk Liquid], [Ditong Pill] This thing is a powerful laxative, and there are only three small pills in a bottle. There are also 12 pieces of [Epsom Stop Intensive Version] on a plate.

These things, which I don't know when they will be useful, were solemnly smashed into another box by Li Li.

Just as Li Li was tidying up, Mo Xiaobei pushed open the door and came in and said, "Brother Li, Brother Bai and my sister-in-law are already you, and Aunt Bai is also there." Right in my sister-in-law's room.

Go ahead! ”

"Okay, got it." Li Li closed the lid of the box, pointed to the snacks on the side and said, These gadgets will be eaten for you.

Mo Xiaobei looked at a small pile of strange things on the table suspiciously, these things were bright in color and colorful.

Seeing that Mo Xiaobei didn't move, Li Li picked up a small piece of chocolate with sugar but was a bargain, tore open the package and handed it to Mo Xiaobei's mouth.

Mo Xiaobei took a bite curiously, "It's so sweet, it melts in your mouth." ”

"Yo, I can use idioms. You can take all of this, but don't let your sister-in-law find out. ”

"This, I still need to say it!"

Looking at Mo Xiaobei's appearance as a little adult, Li Li touched Mo Xiaobei's head and rubbed her hair a little messy.

Mo Xiaobei ate these snacks according to Li Li's method, and temporarily forgave Li Li for messing up his hair.

After Li Li left.

Mo Xiaobei looked at the two boxes on the table again, and opened the first box curiously, and what caught his eye was the medicine bottle with the words [Aphrodisiac], which was rewritten by Li Li, and its original appearance was [I love a piece of firewood].

Mo Xiaobei thought for a while about what he asked Qiu Xiaodong in the morning, kidney deficiency is to be supplemented, and the usual name of tonic is aphrodisiac, and the effect is different according to the different prescriptions. But one thing is the same, expensive.

Qiu Xiaodong's words echoed in Mo Xiaobei's mind.

However, there is also a small print next to it, which needs to be diluted.

Mo Xiaobei didn't dare to take more, held his breath, carefully filled a small bottle into it, and said in his heart: Brother Bai, you have to thank me well, I don't ask for much, just ten strings of sugar gourds.

Mo Xiaobei, who was holding a bunch of snacks, left Li Li's room.

And Tong Xiangyu in the room.

Tong Xiangyu looked at Bai Cuiping and Li Li who were sitting opposite, next to Bai Zhantang, and didn't know what they had called him to do.

At this time, Bai Cuiping opened her mouth and said: "Since you are the daughter-in-law of our Bai family, I will not avoid you." ”

Bai Zhantang was also full of questions, and hurriedly asked without waiting for Bai Cuiping to finish speaking: "Mother, aren't you locked in the six doors, aren't your hand tendons and hamstrings broken?" This..."

"Listen to me first! Don't interrupt me! After Bai Cuiping finished speaking, she began to explain: "Those are all fake news released by the six doors. to make it easier for me to blend into the underworld.

I'm actually the secret messenger of the six doors. ”

As he spoke, he pulled out the token.

Bai Zhantang took it, saw the three big characters on the six doors above, changed hands and threw them out, Bai Cuiping grabbed the token thrown out, "What are you afraid of, I am your mother, I can still kill my relatives in righteousness!" ”

Bai Zhantang looked at Bai Cuiping with a look of surprise and said, "Mother, you are a hook!" ”

"I'm still a strip! Do you have a black word to say about your mother? ”

Bai Zhantang asked puzzledly: "That mother, you are really from six doors." Then why did I become a thief? ”

"Blame me! The ones I taught you, tracking, anti-tracking. That's not the ability to catch fast.

If it weren't for the fact that I'm too busy to look at you. Who let you fool around with the brother surnamed Ji all day long! ”

Bai Cuiping said angrily.

Bai Zhantang sneered: "No wonder I am so easy to write the anti-theft guide, and you also have a share of the credit for this!" ”

"That's it!" Bai Cuiping knocked on the table and said, "I came this time with a mission, just take a look at you." ”

"What's the mission?"

"Hunt down the Thief!"

"Steal the saint, steal the saint. I'm messing with someone! ”

"Who told you to take the murder on your back!"

"When have I ever killed someone, I used to only seek money. It's the same now. No, I'm not doing it now! ”

"I believe in you, and Lord Saint Catcher also believes in you."

Li Li nodded, "With your guts, you are so scared to death when you see an official, if you kill someone, I think I will be scared to death before I can do it." ”

"Hey, how do you talk! Am I that daring? ”

"Hey, how can you talk to the Catcher, he's your mother's boss."

"Mother, I was wrong."

"The grievances on your body still have to be guaranteed by the Saint Lord."

"Yes, yes, yes! I was wrong. However, how could the imperial court think that I was just right? ”

"Just because they were mutilated to death after being caught by the sunflower pointers in an unsuspecting situation."

"But there are more people on the rivers and lakes."

"But there are only three people left in the rivers and lakes with finger power, including you and me."

"And the rest of the one?"

"Gongsun Oolong." "That's right, it's the master of the three brothers of the Ji family, Gongsun Oolong."

"That Gongsun Oolong is a top master. If it's him, alas~"

"Why, do you look down on me?"

"By the way, I forgot, I also invited Lord Catcher. With Lord Catcher, we can't fight him. ”

"Since, Gongsun Oolong is so strong. Why did my mother take on this task? ”

"It's not all because of you. Your mother wants to get you a gold medal for exoneration. However, this gold medal can only absolve you of your previous sins, so don't get carried away! ”

"No, no! Finally, I don't have to live in fear. After speaking, he hugged Tong Xiangyu tightly

In the evening, the inn was roughly furnished.

As the saying goes, one is raw and two is ripe.

When the two were in a lively church, Mo Xiaobei quietly went upstairs and poured the aphrodisiac into the teapot on the table, and the amount of medicine was only more than a fingernail.

Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu, who were poured a bottle of wine, were a little up, and they were helped into the room by everyone.

Bai Zhantang scolded with a smile: "It's really lively and not idle." I'm dying of thirst when I pour this into me. Xiangyu, do you want a drink? ”

"Pour me a glass too!"

After the two of them finished drinking.

As you can imagine, the fake show was really done.

Broad and profound, to the point, turning clouds and rain, etc., ghosts cry wolf howl, swallow and spit, with static braking, the last to come.

Repeated defeats, repeated defeats, exhaustion, back and leg pain, and embarrassment.

Tonight is a sleepless night, one is hard work, and the other is so noisy that he can't sleep, so he can sleep peacefully with his big mouth.