Chapter 158: I'm Just a Licking Dog
Back in the apartment, as soon as he walked into the living room, Lee Seung-woo rolled his eyes.
I saw that the gift brought by Lin Yun'er was dismantled by IU, and even this girl seemed to be holding her mobile phone to check the price against the label and style of a watch.
What made Lee Seungwoo speechless the most was that he came in, and the girl glanced at it, then turned around, and treated him as if he were air.
Really......
Lee Seung-woo pursed his lips and turned around and walked to the kitchen.
After a while.
Lee Seung-woo was cleaning the dishes and chopsticks when IU came over.
"Lin Yun'er is generous enough, she bought a watch with millions of won when she said she would buy it, and she really cares about you!"
Listening to these yin and yang strange words, Li Chengyou laughed and said, "Not angry? Rolling his eyes, "I won't be angry if you want me!" You said that this Lin Yun'er is too hateful, she actually used off-the-plate tricks to use money offensive against me! Don't say it's you, I'm angry when I look at it! In this way, you can buy me a more expensive one tomorrow and suppress her evil spirit! ”
IU:“……”
glanced at Li Chengyou, speechless: "Li Chengyou, do you really think I'm stupid?" ”
Li Chengyou shrugged: "I'm just helping you make a move." ”
IU rolled her eyes and said disdainfully: "You are quite good at thinking about beautiful things, why, the two of us are fighting each other, and you are profitable?" ”
Li Chengyou said: "Li Zhien, don't you underestimate me, do you think that I lack those two money, and I, Li Chengyou, am rich and noble." ”
IU's eyes flashed slightly: "Really? ”
Lee Seung-woo said casually: "Of course...... "glance at the sight"...... No way. ”
Boy!
I almost fell in touch with this girl.
If he agrees, he can guarantee that this girl will climb up the pole in the next sentence, and he will ignore his things with his backhand.
With a smile, Li Chengyou said: "Life is in the world, wine and wealth." I want to be rich and noble, but I can't be lewd, but I can't cultivate at home. ”
"Cut!"
IU snorted disdainfully: "I know that you are a grande, I have never seen a man as picky as you!" ”
Li Chengyou did not agree with this, and immediately retorted: "What is picking? This is the fair income of my labor! ”
"What do you earn?"
IU glanced at him: "By what?" By face? ”
Lee Seung-woo laughed jokingly: "What's wrong with leaning on your face?" I betray the hue, I am glorious! Some people don't have this condition if they want to rely on their faces. ”
IU:“……”
People are shameless, they are really invincible in the world.
Li Chengyou smiled and said: "Zhi'en, you are a step slower now, Lin Yun'er has used the golden bullet offensive against me, if you don't hurry up, hehe......"
You're a yarn!
IU rolled her eyes again, and was convinced by Lee Seung-woo.
Sometimes she can't figure out whether Lee Seung-woo is joking, or if he really likes money so much, he is money money at every turn, does he really love money so much, and he loves money so much that he thinks about women?
IU couldn't hold back for a moment and asked, "Do you really like money so much?" ”
Li Chengyou said casually: "Who doesn't love money." Money can make ghosts grind, but without money, you can't move an inch. Are you ......" was about to continue joking, when he suddenly glanced at IU's solemn eyes, Lee Seung-woo's expression froze, and he was speechless, "...... I'm dizzy! I'm just kidding, look at your face, do you really think I like money? ”
IU said: "The words in your mouth are true or false, who knows which sentence is true and which is false?" ”
Lee Seung-woo: "......"
I was speechless for a while.
All right.
When the truth is false, it is also true, and when it is false, it is also false. Sometimes it's really bad to make too many jokes, you think it's a joke, but if you don't make it right, others will take it as true.
After all, others are not roundworms in your stomach, and it is impossible to really know what you are thinking.
IU said again: "You provoked my relationship with Ji-yeon before, and now you provoke my relationship with Lin Yun'er, Lee Seung-woo, do you really care about me, or are you just playing with me?" ”
Lee Seung-woo: "......"
Again speechless.
No one is really stupid, maybe some people are sluggish and don't react at the time, but as time goes by, there will always be a day when you wake up.
Lee Seung-woo looked at IU, stared for a moment, and shrugged: "Okay. You've seen through it, I'm really playing with you. Now that you know my true colors, hurry up and stay away from people like me, and be careful to plant it in my hands, you won't be able to escape for the rest of your life. ”
IU:“……”
Rolling his eyes, he was speechless to Lee Seung-woo again.
She found that Li Chengyou was like a layer of fog on his body, and you never knew which sentence was true and which sentence was false, but it was precisely because she couldn't guess it, and because of this layer of fog, Li Chengyou had a strange attraction, hooking her step by step, wanting to see the true face of Li Chengyou's Lushan.
Li Chengyou said again: "Don't leave yet?" I've confessed it like this, you can't be so stupid, right? ”
IU pouted and said, "Okay." I can't stand you. If you really want to drive me away, then I'm really leaving. ”
Li Chengyou said: "Go slowly." I do not send it. ”
IU:“……”
glanced at Li Chengyou and didn't move.
Li Chengyou cut off, with a look of disdain: "Li Zhien, do you want to lick it like this, how many times have I told you, when licking a dog doesn't end well, you are so obsessed?" ”
IU raised his eyebrows, the anger in his heart rose, and he raised his leg and kicked Li Chengyou: "Li Chengyou, enough is enough!" If you dare to say that I lick a dog, I really turned my face! ”
Lee Seung-woo said, "Aren't you?" ”
IU:“……”
All right.
She does lick a little.
But on her terms, if she doesn't lick it, Li Chengyou won't be too lazy to take care of her.
But!
Scumbag, can't you save me some face?
IU rolled her eyes wildly, but she still suppressed her temper and just turned a deaf ear.
Lee Seung-woo was speechless.
He really wanted to send IU away this time, and cut off contact with IU.
Let's not say that IU lives upstairs from him, and he really has a relationship with IU, and having such a light bulb staring at it is not conducive to him bringing his sister back in the future.
It's like Lin Yun'er this time.
As soon as IU came to the door, he was arguing with each other, and he suddenly made a mess.
Besides, if IU keeps licking like this, Lee Seung-woo suspects that he may really be licked one day. The human heart is flesh and blood, and he is also a mortal. IU keeps licking like this, in case he is really touched, he really lets IU lick to the end, both people and money, everything.
Looking at IU with a slight frown, Li Chengyou couldn't help but say again: "Li Zhien, you won't be so faceless and skinless, I told you to lick the dog, and you are still standing still?" You're a girl, so you can't be reserved and leave some dignity for yourself, okay? ”
IU:“……”
was called by Li Chengyou to lick the dog all the time, and the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed, so he suddenly came up, gritted his teeth and said: "Li Chengyou, you are enough!" Tell me to lick the dog again, I've really turned my face! ”
Li Chengyou said: "I just want to see you turn your face!" ”
IU:“……”
Stared at Li Chengyou, and after half a sound, he suddenly snorted softly.
"Cut! If you ask me to turn my face, I'll turn my face, I won't turn it! Yes! You say I'm licking a dog, I'm licking a dog, I'll admit it, right, what can you do? ”
Lee Seung-woo: "......"
You're a real talent!