281. Four monks try Zen mind
Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming on the side also politely stepped forward to greet them.
"Hello, my name is Jing Youming, and I've heard of the name for a long time!"
"Zhang Cuisan! Hello, hello. Along the way, I heard the bald man complain about you all the time, and my ears were calloused. ”
Li Li also said politely: "Hello, my name is Li Li." No way, it's all about getting started quickly~"
"Understood."
"Understand, understand! Who isn't! You don't know!
Do you remember that Tang Seng wanted to sew a tiger skin skirt for Sun Wukong! ”
"You know, what's wrong?"
Zhang Cuisan said with a smile: "That bald man doesn't know how to do needlework at all, he originally went around in a circle, and then sewed it once, but he had to use scissors."
Sewn that good tiger skin shorter and shorter, and I wrapped it around and then showed my half-pulled ass, which is how I can wear it out to meet people!
Do you want to play with birds in broad daylight?
I slapped him in the face. ”
Li Li couldn't help but ask, "What about later?" ”
Seeing Li Li ask this, Zhang Cuisan was immediately angry.
"He changed it to a triangle for me! Panic, panic, panic! ”
When he said this, Zhang Cuisan couldn't help but scratch the root of his thigh.
Li Li patted Zhang Cuisan's shoulder very understandingly.
Seeing that the three of them were chatting, Jueyu couldn't help but shout: "You two are still talking? Hurry up and do it! The days are over! ”
After hearing Jueyu's urging, Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming showed an apologetic look.
"It's all required by the script, you can't blame our brothers! If you don't resist, give our brothers a few beatings, and the meaning will be all at once. Jing Youming suggested.
Ao Baitang on the side is a pure-bred dragon clan, well-informed, after hearing Jing Youming's words, he couldn't help but snort, from the short contact just now, the guy called Li Li is not ordinary, the person in front of him is an incarnation, and the participants in this world are all for the promotion of Jin Xian, and this person can have an incarnation, he can see his extraordinary.
If it's not from a profound power background, it's an old monster.
However, Ao Baitang didn't plan to remind the two of them.
After Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming looked at each other, they were about to make a move.
And Li Li had already stayed under the river and secretly listened to their conversation, and when he saw that they were going to be all at this time, he directly came to the first strike.
While Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming turned their heads to look at each other, Li Li took a stride, launched the method of earth practice, and came to the two of them.
Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming also felt something strange and hurriedly turned around.
The two of them were greeted by cold fists.
Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming were knocked out by Li Li's fists and slid to Jueyu's feet.
Jueyu couldn't help but be a little stunned.
"Oh, I can't help it, I can't help it! Hurry up.
You two can't do it! I let you two beat him, not by him! ”
Jueyu's first reaction was to take advantage of the two of them, and then complained.
Jing Youming patted the dirt on his body like a nobody, stood up, and explained, "Careless. ”
Zhang Cuisan opened his mouth, his mandible made a creaking sound, and after moving twice, there was no problem, and he said the same as Jing Youming: "That's right!" Careless.
Who knew that he didn't talk about martial arts so much, and he did it before he finished speaking. ”
Jueyu said angrily: "How many times have I told you on the road, don't do BB when you can do it to this guy."
I haven't had any more experience than you've ever said or what!
That guy was a ruthless guy who didn't even finish my name. And I can see at once that this guy has a lot of killing karma, and he can't see people clearly.
You're careless.
Especially you Zhang Cuisan, you have to escort us, and you can't even beat others in a fight.
Alas~ You're still young. ”
Zhang Cuisan heard Jueyu count himself like this, and said unhappily: "I'm more than 300 years old, still young?" ”
Jueyu squinted at Zhang Cuisan, "Did I mean the age?" It's your mindset and experience! You don't want me to save you in the future! ”
Zhang Cuisan was angry and bloody for a while, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arms to make a move with Jueyu, Jing Youming on the side hurriedly pulled Zhang Cuisan and persuaded him: "This bald head is so virtuous, and you haven't seen it along the way."
Eliminate gas, eliminate gas.
You can't beat him, he graduated from the Dizo Buddhist Academy, and you haven't felt it, and the swelling of your butt hasn't gone away.
I can't do it, I can't do it! ”
When Zhang Cuisan heard Jing Youming talk about the swelling and pain on his buttocks, he couldn't help but weaken his momentum, and he was coaxed by Jing Youming for a few words before he calmed down.
Jing Youming realized that Li Li was still watching from the side, "See you laugh, see you laugh." ”
Li Li was also a little speechless when he saw this scene, it seems that this journey to the west will be very interesting.
Ao Baitang saw that he couldn't fight, so he stood up indifferently, "Okay, this matter can just go through the motions." Hurry up and call that Shamen's wrestler. ”
Jueyu also saw that he couldn't teach Li Li a lesson, and things could only pass like this.
The tool man received the call of Jueyu, and hurriedly came over to say a few words about the scene, and then hurriedly got off work, not wanting to stay longer at all.
The next few people are going to cross this quicksand river, which is just a literal meaning, and has nothing to do with the original version, just a place name.
In addition, several people are at least monks in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, and stepping on the water is just the most basic operation.
Along the way, Li Li also chatted with these people about some basic things, such as heels or something, but he didn't say it in great detail.
For example, Zhang Cuisan is a branch of the same lineage, the Shangqing faction, also known as the Maoshan faction.
Born in a large faction, Zhang Cuisan is dedicated to cultivation, and is a little shallow about human feelings.
And Jing Youming is the same as Li Li, the god general of the heavenly court, although he is the same as Li Li.
However, he followed Marshal Tianpeng, Marshal Tianpeng is the head of the Four Sages of the North Pole, and he is in charge of the Tianhe River system, so it is only natural for his subordinates to replace the second senior brother.
And Jueyu graduated from the Dizang Buddhist Academy, if it doesn't matter, Li Li really doesn't believe it.
As for Ao Baitang, a female dragon, judging from her surname, she belongs to the Four Seas Dragon Clan, and Bai Fumei is one, judging from her conversation, it should be a descendant.
Otherwise, a female dragon less than a thousand years old would be able to sign up for this promotion trip.
Looking at it now, after the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, the dragon clan went to fill in the sea eye and did not lose a way to protect themselves.
Now I don't see many phoenixes on the desolate land, but those dragons can be seen everywhere.
However, it is not without the reason why the dragon clan passed on the method of turning into a dragon.
After crossing the river, Jueyu sneaked and deliberately left behind.
Li Li couldn't help but be a little curious.
I saw that after Jueyu waited for Ao Baitang to walk to the front, he was about to turn over and get on the horse after walking a few steps.
Ao Baitang felt that someone wanted to ride him, and he went to sea with a double dragon.
Both hind hooves kicked at the unscrupulous man at a speed that left an afterimage on the naked eye.
'Bang~! ’
'Smack! ’
Ao Baitang glanced back at Jueyu who was lying on the ground, "Bah~ stinky bald head, you want to touch me too!" ”
After saying that, he continued to walk forward with small steps.
Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming are no longer surprised, and they are not worthy of service if they take a second look.
After the vignette, Li Li also slowly integrated into it.
A group of people must walk step by step.
However, everyone is a monk of the Heavenly Immortals, and the walking distance is not very slow.
After walking for three days, I saw a large mansion located in the middle of a barren mountain.
There are also two big red lanterns hanging in front of the door.
When Zhang Cuisan looked at it, he couldn't help but exclaim: "This big mansion appears in this barren mountain and wild range, if you think about it carefully, it is very suspicious."
Wait for me to destroy it with the method of five thunders! ”
After speaking, Zhang Cuisan was about to pinch the trick and recite the mantra, and took out a piece of yellow rune paper.
Li Li hurriedly stopped him, "You don't look at the cultivation of our group." That wild monster dares to touch our tiger whiskers. ”
Jueyu also said: "I pinched my fingers, this should be the classic Huimu Four Saints Test Zen Heart, let's go in and have a look."
The process that should be taken still has to be followed~"
After speaking, he pointed at Zhang Cuisan, "You go up and knock on the door." ”
"Me?"
"That's right, it's you!
After walking for so many days, I haven't even been able to get a good night's sleep. And it's not dripping. Hurry up and explore the way, and by the way, tell them to prepare some food, and we'll be there later. ”
Zhang Cuisan reluctantly took two steps forward, and then looked back.
Jueyu looked at it, his eyes widened, "Don't go yet!" ”
Zhang Cuisan walked towards the big mansion with a pout, and muttered, "If I can't beat a few of you." You should serve me tea and water, hum~! ”
After Zhang Cuisan went, Li Li and the others walked towards the big mansion while chatting.
Wait until you get to the big house.
A strange-looking guy appeared in the doorway.
He shouted in a rough voice.
"Yo~ I didn't expect to meet a few monks in the barren mountains and mountains.
Cuihua, Cuifen, Cuizhen~ Come out to pick up guests~"
The strange-looking guy shouted at the back room.
After a while, the other three guys who looked similar to him also walked out with their heads scratched and dragged out.
The three of Li Li who watched it were disgusted, but Jueyu seemed to be used to it, and he didn't show any expression.
Li Li took a look at it and directly saw through the makeup skills of these four guys?
Why don't you even bother to change your form?
Damn, these guys haven't even shaved their stubble.
Even if you go through the process, you have an attitude, don't be so perfunctory!
also Jueyu had a few polite words with these four guys who turned into women's clothes.
The rest of the people were superfluous to even glance at it, and went straight into the big mansion.
This big mansion looks like it's been built quite a long time ago, and the walls are covered with moss.
It doesn't seem to be very often lived.
Li Li thought about it for a while, just these monks of the old man, their mana and Taoism were not very profound, and they didn't even have the art of change.
If there were, I wouldn't have such a spicy look in front of myself and others.
Li Li didn't care about other things, but this meal was a big problem.
"That's something. Is the meal ready? ”
A monk in women's clothes with a two-handed, bearded beard, stopped in front of Li Li with folded hands and said, "Ready." The tall, thin man had already told us about it, and he was eating it in the back room. ”
After speaking, he squeezed his eyebrows at Li Li.
Li Li knocked it out with a palm force in the air.
For a moment, the other three guys dressed as women were stunned.
Cui Fen, who had a red dot on her head, immediately stopped doing it, "Alas, what are you doing!" They are all workers, and they are crying and embarrassed to work! ”
Jing Youming secretly gave Li Li a thumbs up.
Well done!
Li Li nodded knowingly, and the two walked into the back room together.
And Jueyu looked polite in front of his family, and was talking politely to these four men dressed as women.
Li Li and Jing Youming walked into the back room, and at a glance they saw Zhang Cuisan gobbling up a mouthful of food and a mouthful of food.
Jing Youfang: "Why did you eat it?" Don't wait for a few of us. ”
After Zhang Cuisan swallowed the food in his mouth: "This is called the moon before the water building." Waiting for you to come, heh~ Don't think I don't know you're a pot-bellied man.
With you and the bald head, what do I have to eat?
One bite and the rest is lucky. ”
Li Li glanced at the food on the table, "It's all vegetarian, and there is no oil or water at all." ”
Zhang Cuisan looked up suspiciously and asked, "Is this food okay?" ”
Jing Youming explained: "Let's make do with it." Don't forget who we are now. ”
Jing Youming and Li Li also sat down together, and only ate a few bites.
Li Li suddenly remembered that Ao Baitang didn't seem to come, "What about Ao Baitang, why didn't she come and eat a few bites." ”
When Jing Youming heard this, he replied without raising his head, "Hey, you don't know." Our little dragon girl is used to being pampered, and she can't look down on this bit of food, anyway, she is a dragon in the fairy land, and she won't lose weight if she is hungry for a year and a half, so you can rest assured. ”
The dinner table is always one of the best ways to bring people into the distance.
It didn't take long for the relationship between the three to be hot.
Jueyu walked in with a smile on his face, and after seeing that they were all his own people, the smile on his face disappeared instantly, and he had a disgusting expression that wanted to vomit.
After a pause, he spoke, "I communicated with the four of them just now.
They say that this part of trying the Zen mind is indispensable, and it must be enough for a long time.
But they also give me face, but the necessary links still have to be shown.
So..."
Zhang Cuisan asked, "So what?" ”
"They're going to give us a boost!"
Zhang Cuisan looked at Jueyu with a confused expression, not knowing whether the help in his mouth was serious.
Jueyu clapped his hands, and the four old men put on makeup again, and also changed their clothes, revealing two arms and two hairy legs in front of Li Li and the others.
Jing Youming was a little stunned for a moment, and he didn't even notice the rice balls that fell from his mouth.
Next, the four overlord flowers shook their legs and hairy legs, and they looked like they were being picked.
Li Li endured it very hard, and almost killed the four goblins with one slap. (literally)
Jueyu's face twitched, and Zhang Cuisan and Jing Youming suddenly lost their appetite.
After a dance of anorectal breaking, the four of them retreated.
Li Li couldn't help asking, "You guys use this to test cadres?"
Which cadre can't withstand this kind of test? ”
Jueyu, who was asked, looked like he didn't want to answer.
The few people who were lost in their appetite didn't want to continue eating, so they hurriedly left the mansion before it was dark.
I'm afraid that at night, something will come out, such as a night attack, a night attack, a night attack and something like that.