285, An can tell that I am male and female.
It has been two months since I left Wuzhuang Temple.
Zhang Cuisan was still lying on a patchwork of wooden rows, and he was about to hum a minor tune all day long.
Li Li and the others did not suspect that Zhang Cuisan wanted to be lazy, but only Jueyu took action.
The consequence is that Zhang Cuisan can lie on the wooden raft for a few days.
In the past two months, those little monsters on the road have all been the hands of Jueyu.
If you want Jing Youming and Li Li to do it, then this is thinking too much.
As soon as Jueyu called these two people, Li Li and Jing Youming immediately showed the appearance of brothers, friends and brothers, looking extremely caring for Zhang Cuisan, and asked for warmth.
As soon as Jueyu turned his head, the two of them ignored Zhang Cuisan, who was lying on the wooden raft, and what was even more annoying was that Li Li also took out a handful of melon seeds from his arms, which were still spiced.
The two of them just knocked the melon seeds and watched Jueyu beat the little monsters who gathered one by one to death one by one.
Adhering to the principle of thrift and disc action, Li Li put away the remains of those monsters who had been over-educated, and prepared to worship in the Five Organs Temple after he returned.
After hearing about this, Jing Youming also admired Li Li's compassionate heart, and also wanted to make a contribution, wanting to recite the scriptures of the past life in person, and then prepare some excessive utensils, such as a copper pot, sesame sauce, leek flowers, 1 piece of sauce tofu, sugar, salt, chili oil, sesame oil, a piece of base, and a pot of broth.
Hearing this, Li Li wanted to immediately go over these corpses with Jing Youming, recite scriptures, and bury a dragon.
Zhang Cuisan, who was lying at the feet of the two, also struggled to sit up and participate.
However, Jueyu splashed Jing Youming and Zhang Cuisan with a basin of cold water.
"You two are really trying to eat."
Li Li glared at Jueyu.
Jueyu glanced at Li Li and said apologetically, "I'm not talking about you." ”
After nearly half a year of getting along, it is no secret that Li Li's body is the incarnation, Jing Youming and Zhang Cuisan only looked at Li Li's body with envy and hatred, and their eyes were very greedy.
Then Jing Youming was even more envious after hearing that Li Li had his own team of heavenly soldiers, Jing Youming was just a lieutenant colonel, and his official position was similar to Li Li's, but his rights were far from heaven.
Jing Youming said that he was a school captain, but he didn't have any military power at all, and those heavenly soldiers who obeyed his orders belonged to his boss's boss, and there was no way to do any private work, so he could only carpool with others alone.
After carefully hearing about Li Li's experience, Jing Youming also secretly scolded himself for his bad luck, why didn't he let himself catch up at that time.
"One by one, you have entered this world as the body, and you also have to put on a layer of Western Sect Fruit Rank vest on your body, unless you cultivate an incarnation and transfer that Fruit Position to the incarnation, otherwise don't think about eating meat and drinking wine in this life. And follow the eight commandments. ”
Hearing Jueyu say this, it doesn't matter if Zhang Cuisan, who is still lying down, the Taoist priest divides the fire monk and the monk monk, whether he can get married, have children and abstain from meat and fish all depends on the master, although Zhang Cuisan's master does not prohibit these, but Zhang Cuisan is used to cultivating, and he looks very lightly at the matter of oral blessings, and also looks at women very lightly, it is okay to have senior brothers and brothers, and women can only affect the speed of their cultivation.
And Jing You's life is different, he has already talked about one. I have been in love for more than 100 years, and I have done everything I should do, just waiting for the wedding banquet to echo the blood.
I usually have a lot of socializing and socializing, a bunch of bosses on top of my head, and many festivals, so I can't save any money all year round.
This is going to talk about Jing's fate.
Jing Youming was originally a soldier of the mortal court in the Nether realm, but after his death, he happened to meet the heavenly court to recruit heavenly soldiers, and he struggled for hundreds of years to become a school captain and become a priest.
It can be said that in the world of Heavenly Court, the second, third, and infinite generations of bigwigs who can smash a row of gold bricks, they belong to people who have no foundation, but compared with other heavenly soldiers, Jing Youming is a typical example of the rise of the grassroots.
A proper protagonist in an ordinary transcendent world, but it's nothing in the flood of talents.
Those who can climb up, which one is not the one who is favored by luck.
Words will come.
After these two months of traveling, because of the observance of the rules and precepts, the group only collected the wild fruits on the side of the road, and they were in the barren mountains and mountains, and there were no people, especially in this projection world, and there were no people.
Even the so-called Datang is a dilapidated empty city, there is not even a figure, some are just those actors invited from the underworld, and those land and mountain gods behind the scenes.
According to the original Journey to the West, in order to prevent Tang Seng from starving to death, those land and mountain gods will also play the role of a mountain family and provide food and clothing for Tang Seng and his party.
Otherwise, among the mountains where the demons are overflowing, there will still be mortals living there, and if there were, it would have become the ration of those monsters.
Of course, there are also those monsters that don't create and kill, and only absorb the essence of heaven and earth.
And Jueyu pulled Zhang Cuisan, who was lying on the board, to a clearing, and was about to find a place to sit down and rest.
Zhang Cuisan, who was lying on the wooden raft, felt that the wooden raft under him was no longer moving, and his eyes, which were originally closed, opened at once.
"You are also a disciple of the Heavenly Immortal Realm, why can't your body work. It's a long way, don't hurry up, what's there to rest. ”
Jueyu glared at Zhang Cuisan fiercely, and the one who rolled up his arms and sleeves was about to step forward to teach physics Zhang Cuisan to speak well.
Li Li on the side hurriedly stopped Jueyu, and patted his chest and back to persuade: "Don't be like him, in case he lies directly on the ground, don't you have to come forward to solve those monsters who stand in the way." ”
Jueyu glanced at Li Li angrily, "I, as a master, have to do it myself." Who is playing Tang Seng in the end, you two uncles! ”
Jing Youming hurriedly said, "Elder why is he lying falsely. ”
"Did I add a 'of' at the end, it's not a curse."
After Jueyu finished speaking, he found a big stone and sat down, "Which of you two is going to get something to eat." I have been on the road for two months in a row, and my stomach is a little hungry. ”
After speaking, he looked at Li Li and Jing Youming, and saw that neither of them moved, so he couldn't help but say, "You two shouldn't even want me to go to Huayuan!" Son of man, you two! ”
Li Li and Jing Youming glanced at each other.
Jing Youming explained: "I also do this in line with the character setting." ”
After speaking, he kicked Zhang Cuisan at his feet, "Don't pretend, it's time for you to get out." ”
Zhang Cuisan retorted: "I'm still a wounded! Don't go! ”
"You!"
"Oops, my leg was just kicked off by you, and I can't walk!"
"You're touching porcelain!"
"It's just touching porcelain, what's the matter!"
"Believe it or not, I'll make it real for you!"
"Hehe~"
"Oops~ I'm so grumpy!"
said that Jing had a life to do.
Li Li didn't stop it, looking like he was watching a play.
"Why don't you stop it?" Jing Youming asked.
"What's there to stop. It's been a few times.
Hurry up, hurry up, I'm tired! ”
And Ao Baitang on the side was chewing something in his mouth, and his long horse mouth moved.
Jing Youming turned his head to take a look, and said to Zhang Cuisan: "Hurry up, don't you see that Baitang is hungry and eats weeds?" ”
Zhang Cuisan didn't pretend anymore, stood up directly, looked at Ao Baitang, and saw what she was really eating, so she couldn't help asking, "Xiao Baibai, what are you eating?" Give my brother a bite too! ”
Ao Baitang brushed the horse's face aside, ignoring Zhang Cuisan's meaning at all.
Jueyu, who was sitting and resting, urged: "Who the hell are the three of you going, give me a word." ”
After the three of them looked at each other silently, none of them planned to go.
After being silent for a while, Li Li said, "I'll come!" ”
In fact, it was a little disgusting to be stared at by Jueyu, so he spoke.
After Jueyu heard Li Li's promise, he pulled his face back with satisfaction and looked at Li Li without saying a word.
I haven't seen Li Li move for a long time, "What, hurry up!" ”
"Did I say I was going to go in person?
And in this barren mountains and mountains, there are no wild fruits to eat. ”
"Then what do you say!" Jueyu stared at Li Li with his hands on his chest, he had to ask Li Li to sell his strength today.
Li Li smiled but did not speak.
After mobilizing the mana in his lower body, after getting familiar with it, he exclaimed:
"I would like to ask the gods of the three mountains and five mountains, the land and the mountains, all prayers are answered, and thousands of disasters will never live.
Detention Commander! ”
Li Li shouted in his mouth while stepping on the ground three times with one foot.
A puff of yellow smoke emerged from the ground and turned into a small old man with gray hair.
The little old man was clutching his head, dizzy, and his body swayed.
After seeing the group of people in front of him clearly, he hurriedly arched his hand and said, "The little god greets a few immortals, god generals, and elders."
I don't know what is the matter with the little god? ”
Li Li waved his hand, "It's not a big deal, it's just that this is located in the barren mountains and mountains, and I'm hungry."
I would like to ask the land to prepare some vegetarian dishes. ”
The land stroked the beard and said: "It's a small thing, it's easy."
Please wait a while, and the little god will go and get ready. ”
After saying that, it turned into a cloud of yellow smoke and burrowed into the ground and disappeared.
Zhang Cuisan stepped forward and patted Li Li on the shoulder, "Even the spirit generals can be detained, it's okay!" This is the magic power of the law of the gods. ”
Jing Youming on the side saw a little bit of the doorway and said, "This is not a spirit detention.
If it was really a spirit commander, he wouldn't have to bother with that effort.
You can summon the land of the mountain god at will, and there is no thought of stepping on it. ”
Li Li said modestly: "I haven't used it for a long time, look for a feeling!"
Moreover, people in the Earth Immortal Realm and the Flood Wilderness Realm dare not use this magical power! ”
Jing Youming nodded, "I said it looks a little awkward!"
You're not orthodox, aren't you! ”
"Hehe~"
Li Li smiled but did not answer.
Zhang Cuisan was also thoughtful, reminiscing about some of the details of Li Li just now.
The orthodox invitation to the gods is to set up the altar and put incense on it day and night in order to have a trace of connection with the god to be worshipped.
Or if they have entered the Taoist book, they are covered by the ancestors, and those immortals can give face to the gods, so that they can ask the gods to succeed.
And the detention of the spirit will be different, this is the immortal book, the name in the heavenly court, and the permission of the heavenly court, so that they can call those little gods to drink.
All the supernatural powers of these detained generals can be regarded as a kind of oppression in official positions, just like if I am a big official, you have to obey my orders, there are people above me, you have to give some face, even if you don't give me face, you have to give my ancestor and heaven a little face.
And what Li Li exerted just now was to forcibly detain those immortals and spirits whose strength was lower than him by relying on hard power, and the mantra recited before was just a label and screening.
After a while, the land came with a table of vegetarian dishes.
The four of them didn't care about the blandness of this vegetarian dish.
After eating, the group got ready to go again.
However, the speed of the march was much slower, because when they were drinking in the land, a few people got a message when they asked about the demons and monsters between the mountains.
The mountain in front of him was occupied by a corpse demon with white bones, and his subordinates gathered a group of monsters, which became the climate, and they asked those land mountain gods every day to collect protection fees, making them miserable and moving away from this place.
Li Li and the others didn't ask him why he didn't move.
This is obviously an old man who released a task, and it's better not to be bored by himself and others, even if Li Li doesn't detain him, if he and his party go further, they will still meet the people of the mountains he plays.
Speaking of corpse demons, this is the link where three dozen white bone spirits have come, and Zhang Cuisan and Jueyu will have to quarrel next, and then be persuaded to come back.
It depends on whether the corpse demon who replaced the white bone spirit comes according to the script.
Probably not, they don't have a script.
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Just when Jueyu and Zhang Cuisan began to quarrel according to the script.
"You're vexatious!"
"You're being vexatious!"
"Where am I being vexatious?"
"Where are you not vexatious!"
····
The two quarreled all the way, and there was still a smile on the corner of their mouths, feeling that the more they talked about their feelings, the better.
And in a cave.
A white skeleton sat on a shoddy stone pedestal, listening carefully to the report of the little monster patrolling the mountains below, a fat and strong male rabbit spirit.
"Big... Big··· King, Mountain··· At the bottom of the mountain... Here it is... 1·· A flock..."
"A bunch of people?"
"Yes... Yes, yes! ”
"Is that a mortal or one of those relocated land mountain gods?"
"Van ···"
"That's good."
"Big... The King, Ying··· Ming·· Ming, I'm still ... I didn't say it, I knew it, I knew it. It's over! ”
"Go and gather the monsters under your hands, and I'll take you to open the meat!"
"Thank you, King!"
"Hey, why did you say this so neatly."
"Say... Say a lot... Practice··· Get used to it. ”
The white bone waved his hand and drove the rabbit spirit down angrily.
Originally, when he was first captured and imprisoned in this world, this rabbit spirit was going to be his ration, but when he saw that this rabbit spirit was cute, he moved the mind of a maid who was next to him.
It's a pity~
I still suffered the loss of no culture, I don't know that the male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; Twin rabbits walk on the ground, can Ann tell that I am male and female? This sentence.
When I got into bed, I realized that this rabbit actually had that thing, and I didn't have it.
However, for the sake of this rabbit's neat work, it took the male rabbit's life around.
But it's these three-petal mouths that are not good at talking.
After collecting the miscellaneous monsters under his command, our Bone King ordered the demons and immediately rushed to the location that the rabbit spirit said.
Don't be in a hurry, you can't even see a figure in this broken place.
If you don't hurry, people will run away.