3. All people are mentally ill
"It's useless to say that."
Shi Shi pouted and said.
"Well, that's right. It's not going to be a surprise just to talk about it, so it's better to..."
Zhou Ke'er didn't refute, nodded and glanced at Jinyi, and asked, "How about going outside and seeing." β
"It's not impossible, anyway, you won't find anything if you stay here."
Jin Yi didn't have any opinions, and walked over and reached out to hold the doorknob, "It's just that it may be a little risky, so it's better for us to be careful." β
Immediately, the three of them turned off the lights in the room, and waited until their eyes were almost accustomed to the dark environment, and then cautiously went out.
"Wait! Oops, I suddenly remembered something! β
As soon as she walked out of the door, Zhou Keer suddenly lowered her voice in shock and said.
"What's the matter?"
Hearing this, Jin Yi hurriedly asked.
"Let's go first, talk as we go!"
Zhou Keer didn't wait for others to say anything, she took the lead and went straight to the end of the corridor, stretched out her hand and pressed on the sensor switch of the corridor light, "Come here!" β
"What the hell is going on?"
Jinyi dragged Shi Shi over quickly and asked a little nervously.
"Bang Bang"
He was answered by two soft clicks of the sensor switch.
"Whew..."
Zhou Ke'er sighed with satisfaction, "If the sensor switch is not turned on by itself, it really feels weird." β
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Jin Yi looked confused.
Shi Shi on the side was staring at the sensor switch, looking eager to try.
"Ahem, okay, okay, no kidding."
Zhou Ke'er slapped the sensor switch again, turned off the lights in the corridor, and said in a low voice: "When I just left the room, I turned around and saw a surveillance ..... in the corner of the ceiling of the ward I guess we've slipped out, and we've already found out. I just don't know why they didn't send someone to arrest us. β
"Then you're still here grinding and wasting time! Why didn't you just remind us to run! β
Jinyi was shocked, staring and shouting in a low voice.
βnaiveοΌ I stayed here on purpose! β
Zhou Ke'er waved his hand inscrutablely, although it was so dark that others couldn't see what he was doing clearly, "Sometimes, you have to deliberately leak your own information in order to win!" β
"What do you mean?"
Shi Shi touched the back of his head and asked shamelessly.
"It's a story of Mu Su Su. I have a patient who likes to sit in his room and jerk off every moment of the day, every night. β
Zhou Keer sighed with a sigh: "But he has a twin brother, that guy is the dog leg of his parents, and he thinks about making small reports all the time, so that he was almost found several times." β
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Jinyi looked stunned when he heard this.
So, he came up with a plan. As he passed by his brother, he deliberately whispered, 'I'm going to jerk off in half an hour!' Half an hour later, as expected, his father kicked in the door. β
Zhou Keer explained the story with a serious expression with relish, "As a result, his parents with a feather duster saw that he was sitting neatly at his desk and doing his homework. β
"After that, his parents no longer believe in the dog-legged brother who made the little report."
Without waiting for others to answer, well, it is better to say that he didn't plan to let others answer, Zhou Ke'er nodded, and said slowly: "Sometimes, we have to deliberately leak information to win." β
"What are you talking about..."
Jinyi's temples couldn't help but burst out, and she almost screamed.
"I see! What Zhou Keer means is that if we keep running, they will first determine our location through ubiquitous surveillance, and then encircle and suppress us. β
However, Shi Shi said with a look of awakening, "However, if we stay here all the time, it will lower their vigilance, and they will think that we have been here all along, and when they come here, they will not be able to watch the surveillance, at that time... Wherever we hid in the darkness of the night, they wouldn't find out. β
"That's right, even if they go back and call up the surveillance, it will give us plenty of time to escape!"
Zhou Ke'er nodded with a teachable expression, "It can actually keep up with my thinking speed, it's not bad!" Interested in being my patient? β
"Patients? You're still a doctor? β
Jinyi was surprised when he heard this, "Are all the current doctors so wild?" β
"To be precise, I'm a great and honorable, psychiatrist, not the same as those ordinary glamorous sluts."
Zhou Ke'er crossed his hands on his hips and replied proudly.
Before Jinyi could complain anything more, there was a rush of footsteps from the stairs across the corridor.
"Let's go, let's go."
Zhou Ke'er heard the movement and hurriedly ran up the stairs here.
"Where are we going?"
Seeing this, Jinyi hurriedly followed, and asked in a low voice.
"Isn't there another player in the women's ward?"
Zhou Keer replied as a matter of course.
"Don't answer questions with questions! Ahem... Do you know how to get around? β
Jinyi followed closely behind Zhou Ke'er.
"yes, I just saw the floor plan on the wall when I had the lights."
Zhou Ke'er replied without thinking about it.
"I see."
Jin Yi nodded, not feeling anything wrong.
"Huh? Why didn't I see any floor plans there? β
Shi Shi asked suspiciously.
The broken windows of the stairwell did not block the faintly fluorescent moonlight, and the cool breeze of silence poured in with the moonlight.
For a moment, only the faint sound of wind and wheezing remained.
"Oh, because I made it up. What age is it, how can a mental hospital have such a thing as a floor plan, do you think it's playing that kind of honest decryption game? β
Zhou Ke'er was silent for a moment, and then replied casually.
βwtfοΌ What are you working on? β
Jinyi was shocked when he heard this, and burst into a foul mouth with a constipated face.
"Don't be so loud! Those people are going to be lured by you! β
Zhou Ke'er frowned and reprimanded.
"So who caused this!"
The blue tendons on Jinyi's forehead protruded, and he forced himself to suppress his volume and complained.
"Ah, believe me, am I a psychiatrist or are you a psychiatrist? I don't know anything about the small psychiatric hospital? β
Zhou Keer waved his hand at Jinyi without looking back, and said perfunctorily.
"I think you're more of a psychopath than a psychiatrist..."
Jin Yi rolled her eyes and complained.
"How is it possible, I'm not Zhu Jue, how could I pretend to be Dr. Zhang of the Second Hospital of Qincheng."
Zhou Ke'er turned her head very seriously and replied, "I have a doctor's certificate." β
"Wow! Stop chatting, can you hurry up! If they do that, they'll catch up! β
Shi Shi, who was hanging at the back, finally couldn't help but brush his sense of existence angrily.
"Got it, look, we're already on the rooftop. I haven't locked the door yet, heh, I'm underestimating the mentally ill, bastard! The psychiatric hospital that doesn't lock the rooftop door is too irresponsible! β
Zhou Keer opened the door of the rooftop and couldn't help but complain fiercely.
"Hey! Is this the time to dwell on this? We're at a dead end! Didn't you just say that you escaped by leaking information!
Didn't you say go to another player! Why was you forced to the rooftop! What kind of escape is this!
According to your story, this situation is equivalent to leaking it to others, but you forgot about it, and you started to play * machine and was caught red-handed! β
Jin Yi whispered in despair, "How could I match a teammate like you!" β
"Well, even if you're so lucky to be matched with me as a teammate, don't be happy to be like this, I'll be embarrassed. In other words, you have the potential to be a spit service, and I am optimistic about you. β
Zhou Ke'er scratched the back of her head without embarrassment, and stretched out her hand towards Jinyi, "You still have the shirt you took off, give it to me." β
"What are you going to do! You won't be... But in this case, you still wonder if this kind of thing is not good..."
Jinyi's face instantly became frightened, and he hugged his chubby self in a panic.
"Isn't it okay for this game to complain about?"
Shi continued to brush his presence angrily.
"If you don't give it to me, they'll catch up!"
Zhou Ke'er glared at Jinyi.
"That's it, don't grind, they're going to catch up!"
Shi Shi at the end was so anxious, although he was quite funny, but he couldn't be funny in this situation!
"Okay! I'll give! But you're not going to use this dress to make sauce, are you..."
Jin Yi gritted his teeth, with an expression of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold", and handed the hospital gown and jacket to Zhou Keer.
β... Close the anus! β
Zhou Ke'er finally couldn't help this guy and scolded in a low voice.