7. Mouthful! It's not going yellow!
"Everyone pushed the door in, but when they saw such an unsightly scene, they couldn't help but cover their eyes and be ashamed, but the brocade clothes walked at night, but they became more and more excited when they saw this, and immediately reached out to touch the crotch of their pants...."
A dull voice came slowly.
Several people subconsciously looked at Jinyi when they heard this, especially his hand, hmm.
"Hey! Don't pretend to be a system narrator, bastard! Even if you pretend, don't call me that kind of person! ”
Jin Yi himself was shocked for a second, glanced at his hand blankly, and found that it was not moving, and then reacted, and yelled at Zhou Ke'er fiercely.
"Ding, the player "Brocade Night Walk" was kicked out of the group chat due to his fierce speech."
Zhou Keer covered her ears, with a look of "I don't listen, I won't listen", and continued to imitate the tone of the system and read the sermon.
"Who are you? Why not knock on the door! ”
The doctor was stunned for a while at first because he didn't understand the situation, but he quickly reacted and scolded Zhou Ke'er with a panicked face: "At this time, you are a nurse who is not good at going to inspection, what are you doing here?" ”
Zhou Ke'er looked at the man and waited for a while, but the expected system prompt did not sound.
"Well, it doesn't seem like the idea is viable. Hmm, it's possible that this guy thinks I'm mentally ill? ”
Zhou Ke'er shrugged her shoulders, didn't answer the man's words, muttered vague words in her mouth, and walked straight forward to grab the man's collar and pull him up, "Yo Yo Yo, so arrogant, it seems that you are very brave?" ”
"Gollum"
I heard a burst of things fall to the ground and the sound of rolling is heard.
Finger Sand crouched down and picked up the thing, "This is... Apple? Or is it halfway peeled? ”
Hearing this, Zhou Ke'er leaned forward and glanced at the man's hand hidden under the table - fortunately, it was not a fruit knife, it was just a peeler.
Wait a minute? Is there something wrong?
"What do you want to do! You.... You... Don't hit me! ”
The man raised his hands in surrender in horror, and as his hands spread out, the peeler fell to the ground with a "click".
"You... At night, alone in a small room, with your hands still underneath, just to peel an apple? ”
Zhou Ke'er looked at the man in shock, glanced at the computer screen by the way, and then became even more shocked, "Still meowing at the news* to cut apples?" ”
That's right, the news of the seizure of a certain "crown casino" is playing on the computer screen, and the name of the first offender inside is scrolling, as if it is 91 or something.
We don't dare to ask, we don't dare to say.
"You're alone in the room at night, peeling apples and watching the news?"
Zhou Ke'er repeated what she had just said with a complicated expression, "You are mentally ill!" ”
Just as Zhou Keer's voice fell, the system prompt sounded.
[Extra Mission: Determine any staff member of the Mental Hospital as mentally ill, Reward: 5 sanity points (stackable) - Completed (1 time)]
“woc??? Is it so sloppy? ”
Zhou Ke'er was shocked again, the tiger's body was shocked, and then he felt that everything was boring, "Then I just catch a random person and scold them for being mentally ill, won't I make a lot of money?" ”
"What the hell are you trying to do?"
The man grimaced, cringe, and asked, "I'm poor, really!" ”
"It's simple, um.... Do you think he's sick? ”
Zhou Keer casually pointed to the brocade clothes.
"In a hospital gown, there is...."
The man was about to answer, but after glancing at Zhou Ke'er, he immediately changed his words, "No, no, no, no!" He's not sick! ”
"Hmm... What do you think? Will it work? ”
Zhou Ke'er nodded and asked towards Jinyi.
"No, it's done without prompting."
Jinyi waited for a while, shook his head, and said.
"Can't you?"
Zhou Ke'er let go of the man, touched his chin and thought about it.
"Where's the archives?"
Seeing that Zhou Ke'er didn't continue to speak, Finger Sha stepped forward and asked the man.
"In... On the sixth floor. What are you going to do in the archives? It's all paper documents from a long time ago, and the last few years are recorded on the computer. ”
The man replied in a trembling voice.
"Hmm... Can you view the file here? ”
Finger Sand frowned, and then asked.
"But... OK. ”
The man shrunk his neck and replied in a trembling voice.
"Very good, check the files of "Finger Sand", "Brocade Night Walk", "Zhou Keer", and "Shi's Lion Eating History".
Finger Sands stepped forward and stood behind the man, motioning for him to look through the file.
The man hurriedly sat down and began to search for the files of the finger sands.
Shi Shi saw Zhou Ke'er standing aside and thinking, while the sand between his fingers was monitoring the man's investigation file, but he and Jinyi had nothing to do, so he began to harass Jinyi tirelessly when he was bored.
As for what exactly was said, I won't go into detail here, but it seems to be a membrane method that can turn one minute into 59 seconds? We don't dare to ask, we don't dare to say.
"Check... Found. ”
Soon, the man breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, thank you."
A word of gratitude was uttered insincerely, and a knife slashed at the back of the man's neck.
"Ahh What are you doing! ”
The man was in pain, jumped up in fright and asked loudly, and then, as if remembering something, he quickly reached out and pressed it under the table.
Immediately, there was a faint siren outside.
"Strange, isn't it strong enough? Sure enough, it should have been a little harder. ”
Finger Sand looked at his hand and muttered quietly.
"No, you're doing it wrong."
Zhou Ke'er didn't know when he came back to his senses, walked behind the man, looked at the sand between his fingers with a serious face, and explained: "Slamming the back of the neck with a hand knife is actually a false statement, and the correct way to do it is like this." ”
Saying that, Zhou Keer took advantage of the fact that the person had not reacted, and slashed at the side of the person's neck with a knife, and then said eloquently: "Slamming the side neck, compressing the carotid artery, and causing carotid sinus syncope, this is the right thing to do." Slashing at the back of the neck is not only difficult to stun the opponent, but it is also possible to accidentally slash the opponent to death if you accidentally use too much force. ”
And the poor doctor rolled his eyes under Zhou Keer's knife and fainted.
"Oh, by the way, according to the standard, only middle-aged and elderly people with an average age of 40 years and old people, who are weak in physique, may faint due to this slight lack of blood supply."
Zhou Ke'er thought for a moment, glanced at the doctor with pity, and added, "This person.... It is estimated that the physique is extremely poor, and it may be that there are too many hand punches. ”
In other words, in fact, what often appears in that kind of movie, the protagonist simply uses a knife and stuns the enemy handsomely does not exist.
Therefore, the real battle scene is probably as follows: the protagonist with a righteous face rushes into the enemy's lair, surrounded by the "little brothers" with an average age of more than 40 years, the protagonist is as light as a swallow, and runs behind one "little brother" after another, slashing their side necks one by one, and encountering some people with good physique, maybe a few more cuts.
"Uh... Thanks for explaining? ”
Finger Sha looked at Zhou Ke'er, who was full of interest and was gushing endlessly, and said tentatively.
"No thanks, this is what our doctors should do."
Zhou Keer clasped her hands to her chest and smiled proudly.
"Psychiatrist."
The sand between his fingers whispered.
“!”
Zhou Ke'er looked at the sand between his fingers in shock, this guy actually saw his profession! Terrifying! This son must not be kept!
"They said it."
Finger Sha looked at Zhou Ke'er, who was shocked, and pointed to Shi Shi and Jinyi, who were innocently lying on the gun.
"Hey, it's a strange scene! Why do you ignore others while popularizing medical knowledge in a friendly manner? And is now the time to talk about this! It's already sounding the alarm, hey! ”
Jin Yi couldn't help but complain, "Are you really normal people!" No wonder you get this kind of mod in a mental hospital randomly! ”
"That's... If you say that, you're scolding yourself too. ”
Shi Shi next to Jinyi listened and reminded in a low voice.
“.... Gan! ”