Chapter 22: One day we will kill back
"In that filthy gutter,
I'm singing quietly for you,
Beloved lover,
The sky is gray,
But I still miss you. ”
In the underworld, Prince Seniors sings a love song from his hometown in the Demon Realm, expressing his enthusiasm, and he wants to infect the other party with his slightly out-of-tune singing voice, a beautiful female stinging pig.
The hedgehog was unmoved, she no longer had the strength to scold the "rascal", she just kept silent, no longer used her soul to communicate with Senior, and no longer tried to get rid of those spider silks.
"At the very least, you should tell me what your name is, and if I give you a name, then call you the eight, which is obviously inappropriate. Seniore continued to take the trouble to communicate with the other party.
Perhaps it felt that the name of the eighth child was a little too ugly, and the female thorn pig finally responded with her soul: "I, Durex." ”
"Durex, oh, what a beautiful name, just listen to these syllables and you can imagine how pink, smooth and even a little transparent your skin was when you were alive. The Prince of Hedgehog exclaimed.
"Enough, boar, do you know how much I hate you?" Durex retorted silently.
"Hate me, why, you don't even hate dirty and ugly zombies, why do you hate me?"
"Because you are self-righteous, arrogant, full of lies, shameless and obscene! My master, Harvey, the zombie king, is steady, strong, and silent, so that he will not babble like you all day long, like an old woman. In my eyes, you are an unqualified male, with nothing attractive about you. ”
"Oh my God!" Senior's skull nearly cracked as he slammed his head against the stone wall, "You're too honest, no matter how good the zombie king is, it's still my defeat." ”
"Humph!" Durex stopped moving.
The soul fire in Senior's eyes trembled, and he was pondering other ideas: "Durex, you see, we are all hedgehogs, we have a common background, when we live, we grew up in a common environment, some common memories will resonate with us, and when we are together in the future, there will be endless topics to talk about, how beautiful is this?"
"I don't have a memory, I can't remember, I don't even know how I died. Durex said.
"But I have a memory, I know how most of my people died, do you want to hear this story?"
"Say it. ”
"We live in the Demon Realm, it's a terrible place, a terrible plane, there are many strange beings there, they are extremely destructive, and they can't coexist peacefully, so the environment is always destroyed, the races are always slaughtering, and there is no day of peace. Seniore recalled.
"And what about us, what is our situation?" Durex became intrigued.
"We are even more miserable, the hedgehog is the lowest life in the demon world, it will not change, its combat power is weak, and there is only one advantage, that is, super fecundity. "Originally, we lived in the filthy ditch area, carefree, and numbered in the millions, but unfortunately we were discovered by the giant rats, who took us into captivity and fed us, resulting in fewer and fewer free hedgehogs. ”
Durex listened to Senior's story, trying to remember the past, but still couldn't remember anything.
"We were furious, we wanted to resist, and we had a war with the rats, but the other side was big, with sharp teeth and claws, and the hedgehogs were no match. The only way the Hedgehog King can think of is to encourage fertility and use the huge pig sea tactics to destroy the enemy. Inspired by my king, I worked hard, and every day I received more than 30 sows and fought with them for the freedom of my clan. ”
"Is there a legitimate excuse for indulgence?" said Durex, sneering.
"It's a pity that the hedgehog and the giant rat are too far apart, they are no match for them at all, and the sea of pigs cannot drown the enemy. "In the end, my king was killed in battle, and I, the prince, were captured alive by them and roasted by fire." The fire was roasting my ass, it hurt so badly that I let out a howl, I felt my ass dripping oil, and then I lost consciousness. ”
"You were roasted to death, what about me?" asked Dureth.
"You, I don't know, but most of them were eaten by the giant rats, because after the defeat, the giant rats occupied the ditch area and controlled the vast majority of the hedgehogs. "The giant rats keep us as food, and if you think about it, how many people are still suffering, maybe today, your brothers and sisters, your offspring, the butt is also dripping oil." ”
"So what?"
Seniore howled, "So we must unite and grow in the underworld, become strong, and one day I will kill you back to the demon world and save the people." ”
"I don't believe it, you must have made up a story to win my favor and approval. Durex shook her head, indicating that she would not be fooled, "Besides, you have become an undead, how can you return to the demon world again, you lie!"
"Originally, we couldn't return to the Demon Realm ourselves, but don't forget, I also have a powerful master, the master of the platinum soul, he will be the most powerful human in the entire universe in the future, with him, we can return to the Demon Realm and take revenge. "Senior.
"I don't believe it, I don't believe what you say, you're a liar. Durex shook her head vigorously.
"Well, I'll let the master come over, he's studying the soul and there's been a breakthrough, if he repairs your memory, then you know I'm not lying. ”
"Fix the memory, is that possible?" said Durex, even more incredulous.
"You wait, I'll call the boss. Seniore swore by it.
Brian had just won the victory, and he was in a good mood, and when he heard the call of the hedgehog, it happened to be late at night, so he came to the underworld and appeared to Senior's side in the form of a soul. Seeing that the female thorn pig was still controlled by spider silk, and knowing that this idiot had not been done yet, he almost laughed out loud when he read the memory of his soul again.
"Senior, are you really roasted to death?" questioned Brian.
"Boss, isn't that a story made up to seduce chicks, I'm tired to death. Senior, he couldn't lie to his master, "But the giant rat clan has been bullying us all along. ”
"How did you get tired?"
"Hey, he Seniore sighed.
"Exhausted pigs?" Brian smiled.
Seniore nodded sheepishly, after all, it wasn't a glorious death.
"You want me to restore the memory of the stinger?"
"Yes, boss, otherwise she wouldn't identify with me. "Senior.
"But I've just scratched my way, and it's very risky. ”
"For the sake of our great love, that's also worth the risk. Seniore howled again.
"You're such a shameless pig, it's not your risk anyway. (To be continued.) )