Chapter 2: Killing the Chicken
"No wonder I say I'm a mortal, so it seems that there may not be immortals, but half-immortals must be all over the ground."
Zhang Wen left the teahouse under the bewildered gaze of the shopkeeper.
Zhang Wen doesn't know where his home is, and he doesn't know if there is anyone at home, but the most important thing at the moment is to hug his thighs, maybe one day an ancestor will jump out of the coffin and want to plant strawberries around his neck.
Uncle Jiu, the head of the novice village, is of course the best choice for the traverser.
Wearing this dog skin, it is not easy for Zhang Wen to ask for directions, not to mention that he is still a local, and he doesn't know where Yizhuang is, isn't it suspicious.
With a turn of his mind, Zhang Wen casually found someone: "Have you seen Uncle Jiu?" ”
Uncle Nine is a big man in this town, with high prestige, pick ten people, eleven of them have to know him, why is it eleven? Because there is a pregnant woman here, and the reincarnated kid has also heard of the name of the ninth uncle.
The person who was asked glanced at Zhang Wen, although he hated his dog skin, but he didn't dare to be angry, and replied honestly: "I saw you a while ago, and I went to that street, you go to look for it." ”
Zhang Wen walked quickly in the direction pointed by the other party, and sure enough, he saw the figure squatting down and chatting at the aunt who sold bamboo baskets on the side of the road.
has short hair, clean cloth clothes, and a righteous body, and does not invade evil.
Zhang Wen has the intention to use the "identification technique" to take a look, but he is afraid of alarming Uncle Jiu, but he is a master, and his reaction will definitely not be as slow as Liu Er, Ah Wei and others, and he may still be staring at himself.
On the ninth uncle's side, he can only rely on his mouth for the time being, and he doesn't know if he has a "tiger body shock" from the traverser.
Seeing that his childhood idol Zhang Wen was quite excited, he sorted out his emotions and walked over quickly: "Uncle Nine! ”
This voice shouted the attention of many people, but after seeing that it was Zhang Wen, they pretended not to see it one by one and went to do their own thing.
Uncle Nine turned his head and glanced at Zhang Wen: "Something?" ”
The attitude is lukewarm, Zhang Wen knows in his heart that the "tiger body shock" of the traverser, he does not.
"Come on, let's talk here."
Zhang Wen invited Uncle Nine to the side and said, "I always feel my eyelids jumping recently, and I always dream of female ghosts, Uncle Jiu, do you have any charms, give me two?" ”
From the eyes of the people in the town, Zhang Wen knew that he and the captain Ah Wei used to belong to a nest of snakes and rats.
Uncle Nine will not easily accept a person who is a common man as an apprentice.
But he can mix up a familiar face and spend money to ask for a charm.
Not to mention the old lady Ren who has not yet come out of the coffin, it is the cemetery near here, and Zhang Wen also feels that everyone lying in it is not the master of peace.
"Dreaming of a female ghost, the main wood of the five elements, it means that you ......"
Uncle Nine was just about to interpret Zhang Wen's dream, when he heard a voice next to him interject: "It shows that you are born from your heart, and you don't even let go of ghosts." ”
"Autumn Birth!" Uncle Nine glared at the visitor.
The person who came looked delicate, and the "master" shouted, and he smiled and came to Uncle Jiu's side.
Zhang Wenxin said: "Qiusheng, it's okay for others to say that, it's a bit of a state official to set fire to you when you say that." ”
"Master, what's the benefit of you being so kind to interpreting this kid's dreams?" Qiusheng asked.
Uncle Nine didn't hide it, and said: "Business comes to the door, how can you not do it?" ”
After that, Uncle Nine looked at Zhang Wen: "The Five Elements Master Wood shows that you have suffered some losses recently, and you are full of bad luck, so it is best to go out at noon." ”
The first half of the sentence Zhang Wen sounded right, and the more he listened to the second half of the sentence, the more he looked like he was scolding himself.
I didn't expect that I was still alive and hateful.
"Courtesy, two pieces of dream interpretation." Uncle Nine said.
Zhang Wen took out the money and handed it over, said thank you and turned to leave, Uncle Jiu's road seems to be impassable, he has to think of another idea.
"So simply?" Qiusheng asked on the side, "Master, the money is not fake, is it?" ”
Uncle Nine shook his head and did not comment: "After a while, your uncle will come and clean up the guest room." ”
"How many rooms to clean up?" Qiusheng asked.
"One for your uncle, one for his clients."
……
Zhang Wen stood outside the fence and looked at the chickens in the yard.
The big yellow dog in the yard barked at the top of his voice.
The yellow dog is skinny and skinny, and in the era when people can't eat enough, it's good for the dog to have a meal for three days.
"Who?"
The door opened, and an elderly lady came out.
Seeing that it was Zhang Wen, his face changed.
Zhang Wen had already done the identification technique, and after looking at the other party's name, he said: "Third woman, I buy chickens." ”
"Hiss~" The third woman came from a cool breeze out of nowhere, rubbed her arms, and then looked at Zhang Wen: "This ...... How do you want to buy it? ”
Seeing her scared appearance, it was estimated that Zhang Wen would not give a dime, and the other party had to honestly send the chicken up.
The devil who escaped alive entered the village.
Zhang Wen just took out two silver dollars: "Ten." ”
After a while, there was a rush of chickens and dogs.
The third woman stood in the courtyard, looked at Zhang Wenkang's sack and walked away, and looked down at the silver dollar in her hand.
She glanced up at the sky: "The sun is coming out in the west?" ”
Carrying the sack to the sparsely populated place, Zhang Wen picked up the axe he was holding from the door of the third woman's house, and took out a chicken from the sack with the other hand.
"How do you kill chickens?"
Since it's a game, Zhang Wen guessed that "fighting monsters" can be upgraded, and there is no need to think about killing people, and it is even more impossible to kill zombies, for the time being, he can think of killing chickens.
But it is not easy to kill chickens, he grew up in peacetime, so he killed more mosquitoes, and the larger living creatures were not killed at all.
"It should be enough to chop off the head."
Pulling the head of the chicken with one hand and stepping on the chicken feet with the feet, the chicken will not let go even if it beats its wings.
"Bang!"
The axe easily broke the neck of the chicken, but a bit of flesh was still attached underneath, and blood spurted out and splashed Zhang Wen's body.
Chicken blood splashed in his mouth, he smashed it, even if he didn't have a mirror to look at himself, Zhang Wen knew that he now looked like he would be able to stop the child's night cry.
"Wow~"
The wings fluttered twice, and the chicken did not move.
Zhang Wen glanced at it, and the experience points increased by 1.
"Wouldn't you have to kill a hundred chickens to level up?"
A hundred chickens are not expensive, but he is also afraid of being regarded as crazy, but at present, this is also a method, the teahouse restaurant is a place that consumes a lot of chickens, there is no refrigerator in this era, the chickens have to be killed, you can find a chicken farm, and you can mix it for two days.
If you can find a slaughterhouse that kills pigs or sheep, you can expect to have more experience.
Zhang Wen pondered whether being a butcher who kills pigs is more promising than being a policeman, and maybe he can become an immortal by killing pigs in the future, and become a pig killer.
Thinking wildly in his mind, his axe was not idle, and the remaining nine chickens in his hand were all returned to the west.
The chickens were put into the sack and found a place to throw them away, he didn't know how to pluck chicken feathers and handle the chickens, and there was no need, there would be no shortage of money for the time being in the future, and he had to find a way to deal with those gods and ghosts.
In addition to the ghosts that cannot be seen or touched, people in this era also eat human blood steamed buns.
Therefore, Zhang Wen didn't have the idea of giving chickens to the villagers to pull them into the relationship, giving them today, not giving them tomorrow, but making people hold grudges.
If you want to do good things, wait until he has the ability to protect himself.
He took off his gray leather clothes and washed the chicken blood off his clothes by the river, and then returned.