Chapter 10 Glutinous rice porridge for children's urine
"Zombies!"
", zombie!"
"Don't make a noise!"
Zhang Wen took the lead in throwing the eggs in his hand: "Throw it to me, lose as many as you want!" ”
Hearing Zhang Wen shout angrily, everyone came back to their senses.
The zombies in front of them are lying on the ground, their feet tied, but they have enough of them!
"Lost!"
Crackling eggs flew out.
The zombie, which had already been injured, saw such a living person, and just wanted to stand up and resist, he was hit by an egg and crushed to the ground.
"There's a door!"
When it was useful, everyone was even happier.
"Some people are lost, and the other part is ready to ink fountain line!"
His ink fountain line is not ordinary, it is stained with the blood of the old rooster at home, mixed with cinnabar, and when it is opened, blood is still dripping on the rope.
"The eggs are gone! Third brother! ”
"Then throw the glutinous rice!"
Looking at the zombies who could only go berserk, Zhang Wen's heart settled down slightly.
A gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall, he's not a gentleman, and he knows not to get too close to a mad zombie.
But without eggs, the zombie can resist the glutinous rice and stand up, and the worst thing is that it has already broken free from the ink fountain line entangled by Uncle Jiu!
"Where's the torch?"
"Here, Third Brother!"
Zhang Wen wrapped the torch with the ink fountain line, stretched the rope and threw it at the zombie, and the torch went around with the ink fountain line, wrapping the thread around the zombie's waist.
There was a crackling explosion, and the zombie took a few steps back.
The glutinous rice kept sprinkling all the time, but the zombies were holding on to the glutinous rice, and they were moving forward step by step!
"Stand back, don't stop glutinous rice!" Zhang Wen commanded.
Because of the glutinous rice suppression, the zombie couldn't pounce at all, but Zhang Wen's heart sank, this zombie was too many times more resistant to beating than Master Ren, and if it was Master Ren, he should fall to the ground and pump straight now.
"Black Dog Blood!"
Now we can only count on the black dog blood vessels.
When they reached the entrance of the cave, everyone had already withdrawn, and the zombies came to the entrance of the cave, afraid of the sun, and did not dare to chase them out.
"It's afraid of the sun, haha, it's alive!"
"yes, but what are we going to do with this zombie? Prepared so many guys can't deal with it. ”
A group of people collapsed on the ground tiredly, and zombies stood at the entrance of the cave and stared at everyone indifferently.
Zhang Wen went to look for the black dog, only to find that the black dog had run away.
"It's also a big dog!" Zhang Wen looked at the zombie: "I can't kill him today, he will definitely come to kill us at night." ”
He shouted: "Shoot, Lao Tzu will not believe it, he is really invulnerable!" ”
Fear comes from a lack of firepower.
Bang bang
The spark exploded in the zombie's chest, pushing the zombie back, but soon the zombie stood back again, and the bullet really didn't have much effect on him.
After this uproar, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon.
The crowd was exhausted.
If you go back and invite Uncle Nine, let's not say whether Uncle Nine will come, even if he really comes, it will be dark.
When it's dark, it's the home of zombies.
Zhang Wen scratched his head, and suddenly a flash of inspiration: "Pee!" ”
"By the way, who is still a virgin?"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you.
"I'm married to a daughter-in-law, third brother."
"What the ......hell, yesterday, I just talked to my cousin..."
"Yo~" Everyone coaxed.
Zhang Wen scolded secretly, close relatives are really messy, what's so good about cousin.
He doesn't have confidence in himself, who knows if it's still a place, but fortunately, there are a few men here who raise their hands, and they hold it for a long time, and they are urinating.
At Zhang Wen's suggestion, several people took off their pants and peed into the kettle they were carrying, and after a while, they urinated on five small pots.
"Give it to me!"
Zhang Wen took a bottle and forcibly endured the smell of urine and walked to the entrance of the cave, the zombie was still indifferent and motionless, it may know that the sun is about to set, and it can kill itself.
Guro~
His eyes rolled, and his pupils looked at Zhang Wen.
"Damn, look at me!"
This zombie is different from ordinary zombies, it is useless to hold its breath, it has removed saprophytic muscles, can see things, and for a while, Zhang Wen is not surprised when he opens his mouth to speak.
"Try this!"
The boy spilled urine, and the zombie wailed and fell to the ground.
"So fierce?"
Zhang Wen looked at the kettle in his hand: "No wonder some places like to eat boiled eggs in the boy's urine, both inside and outside." ”
Looking at the zombie that fell to the ground, Zhang Wen wanted to go in and get a wooden sword to tie it over, but as soon as his foot was about to step into the cave, he hesitated.
"Could it be a fake?"
He doesn't know if a zombie can think, but this zombie is not the kind of zombie who has no brains and only knows how to kill people and suck blood, and he can't deal with it with common sense.
"Bring the pee!"
Zhang Wen withdrew and took another pot of urine, which was splashed on the zombie, but the zombie remained motionless.
"Is it really that useful?"
He was a little uncertain.
However, adhering to the principle of being cautious and not making a big mistake, he took the remaining three pots of urine and prepared to splash them all on the zombie, but before he could splash it, the zombie suddenly bounced up and jumped backwards a few times to dodge.
"Sure enough, it's pretended!"
Child's urine has an effect, but it will not be so effective.
The zombie who will use the trick, the trick just now lured the enemy deeper, if Zhang Wenxin is successful, he will definitely be hit, and his life will be difficult to protect at this time.
The remaining three pots of urine can't be splashed on the zombies, so it's useless, and seeing that the sky is getting dark, some people are quietly touching and preparing to slip away.
Zhang Wen quickly thought about all the useful methods, and then looked at the glutinous rice that he still had half left.
"Liu Er!"
"Third brother, what's the matter?"
"You collect all the glutinous rice from your brothers, and I'll be in front later, and you can go in with me." Zhang Wen said: "We have one last way. ”
Hearing that Zhang Wen was willing to take the lead, Liu Er was not afraid, but asked, "What way?" ”
"The trick that Uncle Nine asked for!" Zhang Wen meant something, he was afraid that the zombies would understand what they were saying, although this idea was really ridiculous, but Zhang Wen believed that there was nothing wrong with being careful.
However, Liu Er understood, Zhang Wen was talking about the talisman given by Uncle Jiu.
Zhang Wen urinated in one hand and glutinous rice in the other, took a deep breath and entered the cave with Liu Er.
In terms of level, he is not an ordinary mortal, the courtyard wall can be climbed with a run, and dozens of catties of big stones can also be picked up and squatted easily.
If the next attack is useless, he must run faster than Liu Er!
That's right, Liu Ersa's glutinous rice has little effect, Zhang Wen just wants to find someone to accompany him in to ensure that someone is at the bottom when the incident happens.
When you're being chased by a wolf, you don't need to run fast, you need someone behind you.
The zombie stood in place, indifferently watching Zhang Wen slowly approach.
"Liu Er, Sa!"
Hearing Zhang Wen shout, Liu Er agreed, and suddenly began to sprinkle glutinous rice, and the glutinous rice was covered with Zhang Wen, which also made the zombies unable to start.
The boy spilled his urine, and the zombies he hit retreated again and again, and when his arms were wide open, Zhang Wen pounced, and the yellow talisman of the corpse was pasted on the door of the zombie's head.
"Give it to me!"
Zhang Wen shouted hysterically.
Sure enough, the zombie was motionless.
"Produced by Uncle Nine, it is really a high-quality product!"
Looking at the motionless zombies, not only Zhang Wenda breathed a sigh of relief, but Liu Er also laughed: "It's finally done, third brother, what should I do next?" Do you want to take it out and dry it? ”
"No, this zombie may be full of poison, and the sun won't shine when he is lifted out, it is estimated that he will not die in the sun, just in case he has to be dealt with here!"
Zhang Wen asked, "Is there still glutinous rice?" ”
"Yes!"
"Take it all! It just so happens that I still have two pots of boy urine left here, and grandpa, I invited him to drink gruel today! ”