59. Collapse (3)
"Wow! You're still motion sick! You're a shameful person! ”
Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but mock when she heard this.
The flamingo rolled down the window and turned his head away, not bothering to talk to him.
"I don't see that your driving skills are not bad."
Leng Eat Rabbit observed the situation behind him through the rearview mirror, "In this way, the road behind is all blocked, if they want to chase us, they will either have to take a detour, or they have to dredge this intersection first..."
"Hehe, I'll be embarrassed if you praise me like this~"
Zhou Ke'er clenched his right hand into a fist and gently knocked his head, tilted his head and stuck out his tongue.
"Evil..."
The cold rabbit couldn't help but vomit, and quickly turned his head to breathe fresh air out of the car window.
"Hey! What do you mean! ”
Zhou Keer was not angry.
"Stop talking nonsense .... I want to vomit..."
Flamingo barely suppressed his retching and said, "Let's decide where to go first... Vomit..."
"That's it, yes, yes!"
Huai Jin Shuyu agreed.
"So the question... Didn't I ask at the beginning! As a result, all of you asked this question again? ”
Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but complain when she heard this, "Have you all been infected by Huaijin Jiyu?" Please, don't be a repeater! Be a person! ”
"Yes, yes... I'm not a repeater! ”
Huai Jin Shuyu expressed strong opposition, and even broke the repetition to prove his innocence.
"Blah blah blah .... Stop arguing! Someone is chasing us from behind! Damn, how can it be so fast... The intersection jam should be able to delay a little time, right? ”
The cold rabbit who had been staring at the rearview mirror to observe the situation said coldly: "It's the silver one, and the black one... It's strange, that's not a police car! However, they all rushed straight at us... Oops! If you go on like this, you're going to be bumped! ”
“... Sit down! Bumped into? How can it be! It's time for me to put on a show! ”
Zhou Keer pushed the gear hard and stepped on the accelerator wildly, and the speed of the car was a few points faster again, but no matter how you say it, this is just an ordinary car, not a racing car or anything like that, no matter how you accelerate, that's it at most.
The two cars behind quickly chased after Zhou Ke'er and them.
"No... You read it wrong, it's not that both cars are chasing us..."
Turning around with the discomfort, the flamingo who was observing the situation through the back window suddenly said: "To be precise, the black car is chasing us, and the silver car is chasing the black car!" ”
“... What he chases her, she chases him, chases him, chases her! It's all the same! All of them are big! Wood big wood big wood big wood big! ”
Zhou Keer didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, looked at the corner in front of him, and suddenly turned the steering wheel, and there was a wave of drifting to the right.
And the two cars behind naturally followed and turned right.
But the goose...
"You still want to catch up with me with your car skills? That's it, that's it?! Dust eater, go! ”
Zhou Keer shouted arrogantly, the car that was originally drifting did not brake or drive to the right, but... I made a circle, changed directions, and rushed to the left.
“.... Vomit vomit vomit ...."
The flamingo was almost spit out on the spot, covered his mouth and retched for a while, and said weakly: "You... Aren't you a psychiatrist? Do psychiatrists still have to be proficient in driving skills now? ”
"Of course! Isn't this nonsense? ”
Zhou Ke'er rolled her eyes, "Think about it, those uncontrollable psychopaths don't know when they will be able to slip out... Stealing car keys happens from time to time! And this group of guys doesn't care about any rules and regulations, they can rampage as much as they want, how can I catch them without some driving skills? ”
"Have you ever experienced the desperation of being told that another psychopath had slipped out of the car as soon as someone was caught? Have you ever experienced this situation, and the despair that occurs every once in a while? ”
Zhou Ke'er wiped a handful of bitter tears and said faintly: "Fortunately, the psychiatric hospital where I worked last month finally gave up the parking lot and forbade parking outside the hospital, if you insist on parking, you will bear the consequences... It's a lot easier for me..."
“...”
The cold rabbit was shocked, "You're a psychiatrist?" ”
"yes, what's wrong! Look down on psychiatrists? ”
Zhou Ke'er looked at the surprised eyes of the cold rabbit, and couldn't help muttering: "Seeing your expression, I am trembling with anger, cold sweat all over my body on a hot day, cold hands and feet, what is wrong with this world, there is oppression of psychiatrists everywhere, and my tears are flowing down uncontrollably..."
"Boxing warning!"
Leng Eater Rabbit's eyes became very subtle when he looked at Zhou Ke'er, "I don't think I'm surprised because you're a psychiatrist... But... I thought you were mentally ill! ”
“... It's great to finally have someone who understands and doesn't mistake psychosis for neurosis! ”
Zhou Keer cried with joy when she heard this.
“... This guy is really mentally ill! ”
The corner of the cold rabbit's eyes twitched twice, and he couldn't help but turn his head and whisper to the flamingo.
"Yes, yes, that's it!"
Huai Jin said she felt the same way.
"Psychopathy understands psychosis better."
The flamingo replied succinctly.
Hearing this, the cold rabbit suddenly realized and nodded convincingly.
"Bang!"
Just then, a violent jolt came from the car.
"Vomit!"
The flamingo almost vomited, and his stomach felt overturned.
"What's going on? What did you bump into? ”
Cold Rabbit hurriedly asked.
"How could you hit something! You don't trust my driving skills! Something jumped on the roof of our car. ”
Zhou Keer replied casually.
"Gross... It was the car behind that caught up... I didn't see it clearly, it seems... Vomit... Who got out of the sunroof of that car.. Then jumped into our car. ”
The flamingo resisted retching and barely uttered such a long string of words.
"What a turnip! Does this guy think he's making a cop movie? Let's take a turnip! His turnips! ”
The cold rabbit couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
Bunny foul mouth.
"Bang!"
A hand penetrated the roof of the car and appeared in front of Zhou Keer's eyes.
Wow, by scaring him, if Zhou Ke'er's head went a little further, he would be directly empowered by this hand! Others are monkeys stealing peach black tigers to dig out their hearts, he is a son offering his head!
This is a provocation! The provocation of the red fruit! Dare to wave on the roof of the car driven by Zhou Keer? Is it true that Zhou Keer, the 19th Lang of Central, was he in vain?
Zhou Ke'er grabbed the cane placed on the side with her right hand, leaned her head back, held her breath, and focused on the hand while driving the car distractedly.
That hand took out for a while, and under Zhou Keer's flexible body, he didn't take anything out, and finally took it back.
Zhou Keer silently counted for two seconds, then turned the tip of the cane upwards and poked the hole in the roof of the car without looking!
"Poof!"
"Bang!"
Sure enough, Zhou Keer stabbed the guy with a cane in the part where he estimated it was his head, but unfortunately he didn't stab him in, just stabbed him over and fell off the roof of the car.
"Huh... The head is really iron. ”
Zhou Ke'er pursed her lips, took back the blood-stained cane, and put it aside.
"Not good! That guy... It's the black-cloaked man who appears in the opening credits! ”
Leng Eater Rabbit saw the figure who fell off the roof of the car through the rearview mirror, and shouted in surprise: "After he fell out of the car, he didn't have anything to do, he just got up and chased after us!" ... He, he ran faster with his legs than the car next to him! ”
"North, this thing is definitely not human! If there is such a patient in my mental hospital, why don't you lift the ceiling for him? ”
Zhou Keer naturally saw this situation through the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but exclaim.
"Hey, isn't your focus too weird!"
The cold rabbit subconsciously complained.
She didn't realize that she had gradually been transferred by Zhou Keer... The guide is getting closer and closer to the position of the spit service! She has gradually changed into the shape of Zhou Keer! (Violent Speech)
However, no matter what, with his legs alone, that guy still can't catch up with the car that is pulling to the end.
The guy was quickly overtaken by the black and silver cars behind him.
He lunged at the black car, trying to get into it, waiting for Zhou Ke'er to jump off the roof again.
However, at this moment...
The passenger window of the silver car was rolled down, and a middle-aged man leaned out half of his body, pulled out a shotgun, and slammed the trigger on the guy.
"Bang!"