Chapter 61: The Twenty-Seven of Zhu's Large Intestine
As soon as Zhang Wen walked to the pharmacy, he heard the bustle inside.
"You didn't see it."
"What's wrong?"
"Right at the door of your pharmacy, Shi Congshi Gongzi, I don't know if he was urged by King Yama or chased by wolves, he actually stepped on the shit and fell on his head."
"Really?"
"I heard that my legs are lame!"
"Haha, you deserve it!"
The two laughed out loud.
When the shopkeeper saw Zhang Wen, he restrained his smile and hurriedly said, "Captain, buy medicine?" ”
"I'll go first." The other person saw that it was Zhang Wen, shouted hello to Zhang Wen, and then left.
Zhang Wen nodded, sniffed the bitter medicinal taste, and said, "Shopkeeper, do you have old ginseng here?" ”
"That's not a good thing." The shopkeeper said: "There are not many people who use it, and the effect of the medicine will be lost after a long time, so I usually don't accept it, but I can pay attention to it." ”
Zhang Wen nodded: "The higher the vintage, the better, the stronger the efficacy, the better, the price is not a problem, I will get it immediately after receiving it." ”
The shopkeeper nodded hurriedly and said, "I asked someone to pay attention, but I don't dare to guarantee that I will find it." ”
Leaving the pharmacy, Zhang Wen walked to the alley on the left to prepare to go to Yizhuang, but saw yellow footprints with a foul smell.
He wrinkled over the footprints.
……
evening
ZHU Jiazhen,
The second uncle was on crutches and stood at the door anxiously wandering.
"Why haven't you come yet?" The second uncle's hands trembled in a hurry.
Ngawang scratched his head: "Second uncle, do you want me to ask?" ”
"Do you have a horse?" Mao Mao on the side asked.
Ngawang retorted: "How do you curse." ”
Mao Mao said: "I mean do you have a horse, how are you going to go to Renjia Town to see?" Dozens of miles away. ”
"I can go to the entrance of town and watch." Ngawang scratched his scar: "I'm the most lively person." ”
"It's enthusiastic." Mao Mao corrected him.
The second uncle was dizzy by their noise, so he heard the sound of horses' hooves, and Zhang Wen's carriage appeared.
"Second uncle!" Zhang Wen jumped out of the carriage: "I'm not late, am I?" ”
"It's good that it's not too late."
Zhang Wen nodded: "Because there is a thing that has been approved for a lot of time, it has delayed a little effort." ”
Ngawang and Mao Mao led Zhang Wen's carriage away, and the second uncle took Zhang Wen to the house.
Door
A coffin was placed in the house, head south and foot north, but the coffin lid was not closed.
Walked in and looked,
Tonight is the twenty-seventh and fourteenth days of Zhu's large intestine, and the corpse has also turned black, especially the wound of Zhu's large intestine.
Although the wound has been sutured, the dead cells of the person do not heal on their own, and the wound becomes foul-smelling.
Xiaoyun was dressed in white filial piety, wearing a white flower on his head and burning paper next to the coffin.
The paper should be burned constantly, and the burned paper is the money of the underworld, which people can't use, but ghosts have to use it everywhere, which is convenient.
According to the meaning of the second uncle, the human dynasty has changed several times, the Qing officials and corrupt officials have alternated, and there are good times in the world, but there have never been officials in the underworld, there are good ghosts and gods, very upright, and impartial, but there are also little ghosts who have been greedy for thousands of years.
"Xiaoyun has already married the large intestine." The second uncle reminded: "How old are you when the large intestine is weak?" ”
"Sister-in-law" Zhang Wen took the initiative to say.
Xiaoyun mourned, "Thank you for coming, uncle." ”
"You two have to remember the next thing," the second uncle advised: "Wait for Xiaoyun to use it...... After that thing wraps the worm that the soul of Zhu's large intestine turns into, you must drag it down, no matter how humiliating the ghost is, don't hand over the soul of the large intestine. ”
The second uncle looked at Zhang Wen again: "The rest is up to you." ”
"Don't worry, second uncle." Zhang Wen touched his bulging pocket and said.
"Then I'll go first." The second uncle said: "My age is also about to be a hell of a time, if I can delay it for a day, I will delay it for a day." ”
After the second uncle left, there was only one man, one woman and one corpse left in the room.
Zhang Wen felt strange, looked left and right, and finally saw the roof beams, jumped up and climbed the beams with both hands, and climbed up.
"Uncle, you're so good." Xiaoyun was surprised.
Zhang Wen looked down at Xiaoyun under the beam: "Sister-in-law, don't call me uncle, I sound awkward, I was able to learn from my second uncle at the beginning, it was also a favor from the big intestine brothers, you can call me Awen directly." ”
"Hey!"
Xiaoyun is less than 20 years old and has become a widow.
Zhu's large intestine is fat and fat, it's not that Zhang Wen looks down on Zhu's large intestine, but without his fingertips for marriage, Xiaoyun will never marry Zhu's large intestine.
When Xiaoyun was about to marry Zhu's large intestine corpse, his parents did not stop him.
Since ancient times, there has been a saying that when a husband dies, his wife is martyred for him.
The reputation of chastity is more expensive than a woman's life.
Zhujia Town is located in a remote area and has backward development.
What's more, in the 21st century, patriarchal places still exist.
The two didn't have anything to talk about, Xiaoyun went to work again, she prepared four jars of wine, and peeled the hard-boiled eggs and put them in the wine jar.
Seeing Zhang Wen's gaze, Xiaoyun explained: "The second uncle said that the ghost cha likes to eat eggs the most, and he also loves to drink, put the eggs in the wine jar, and they will drink all the wine, which can drag on for a while." ”
"The second uncle is a living dictionary." Zhang Wen agreed: "If you don't understand, just ask him." ”
After Xiaoyun was busy playing around, he sat back next to the coffin.
The room was silent.
"The hour is coming."
Listening to the change outside, Zhang Wen put an invisibility talisman on himself and remained motionless.
After a while, there was the sound of small insects flapping their wings in the quiet room.
"Brother Zhu, is it you, Brother Zhu?" Xiaoyun called: "If it's you, you come to me." ”
Zhang Wen's eyes rolled and he found a small insect slowly flying towards Xiaoyun.
At the moment when Xiaoyun grabbed the worm,
Identification!
"Zhu's large intestine (yin), condition: muddy nightmare"
Xiaoyun immediately wrapped Zhu's large intestine with something that was difficult for his second uncle to speak, that is, the menstrual belt, so that even if he was a ghost, he couldn't find Zhu's large intestine.
Another moment,
There was a soul-calling sound in the air.
"Zhu large intestine~"
"It's time to hit the road, Zhu Dagu~"
After shouting for a long time, his voice was a little impatient: "What's the matter, it's time to leave but you don't see anyone?" ”
"Let's go in and have a look."
Four cold rays of light escaped into the room and searched around, but only found Xiaoyun guarding Zhu's big intestine.
But they couldn't see Zhang Wen, who was sitting on the beam, who had already opened his "magic eyes" and watched them quietly.
"These four ghosts are different, it seems that people can't speak completely."
Zhang Wen listened to their movements, chattering for a while, and then shouting the name of Zhu's intestine for a while, making two sounds.
"How can there be a table of wine and food here?" One of the ghosts said.
"It's eggs, and there's eggs in the jar!" The other ghost said excitedly.
"We have to be on an errand, we can't drink."
"What then? The mouth of the wine jar is too small to get eggs...... Or pour out the wine and take out the eggs? ”
"It's such a waste, we drink the wine, don't we eat the eggs?"
"But."
"But what is it, the judge doesn't care so much."
The ghost holds the wine jar in his hand and looks up to drink.
The sound of swallowing echoed throughout the room.