Chapter 78: The Monk Who Jumped Over the Wall
The monk looked at Zhang Wen and glared at him unhappily, he didn't like Zhang Wen mistaking himself.
It seemed that he felt that this action did not conform to the image of a monk, so he immediately folded his hands and said to Zhang Wen:
"Amitabha, donor Shen Yan, monk I am not Yan Chixia, the Dharma name is rest."
"Ikyu?"
Zhang Wen's expression is even more weird, this is not "A Chinese Ghost Story", of course there is no Yan Chixia, but that face indicates that the other party must be from a certain film and television work.
If you want to say that the actor behind this face has played a role, that is Ma Linxiang in "People Are Scary", but that Ma Linxiang is completely different from the person in front of him.
Looking at its momentum, it is not necessary to identify Zhang Wen to perceive the monk in front of him, and his skills are not bad.
The other party came for Ren Zhuzhu, and Zhang Wen was not good at wasting time with gags, he sat aside and watched quietly, and at the same time recalled the movie or TV series with "Yan Chixia".
Monk Yixiu walked up to Ren Zhuzhu, observed it carefully for a moment, and said:
"She has suffered calamities, and she is riddled with evil spirits, and only by serving the Buddha can she eliminate disasters and solve problems."
"Serving the Buddha?"
Master Ren originally respected the monk Yixiu with the demeanor of a master, but as soon as the monk opened his mouth, his face suddenly pulled down
"Master! Do you want my daughter to shave her head and become a nun? ”
Mrs. Ren also nodded vigorously, she is a baby daughter, how can she be a nun!
"This ......," Monk Yixiu shook his head.
Since Master Ren and Mrs. Ren didn't agree, no matter how much he wanted to help, he couldn't help, so he turned around and wanted to leave.
Ren Zhuzhu wanted to recover, maybe the method really fell on the big monk in front of him, and Zhang Wen didn't want to pass by the other party, so he immediately stood up to stop it, and said:
"Master Yixiu, since we meet is fate, the Buddha said that the Buddha is destined for people, I think you and Miss Zhuzhu are very fateful."
Seeing that Zhang Wen stopped Monk Yixiu, Master Ren, who just thought that Monk Yixiu was talking nonsense, also reacted.
can make Zhang Wenzun a master, proving that he is also a capable person, maybe he can really save his daughter.
"Master, please save my daughter."
"Yes, Master, save my daughter."
Monk Yixiu looked at Zhang Wen in surprise, Zhang Wen immediately changed the attitude of Mr. Ren and his wife as soon as he opened his mouth, and the two of them ignored their love just now.
"Amitabha."
It was "Amitabha" again, and Master Yixiu shook his head, indicating that he could not do anything without accompanying the Buddha.
Zhang Wen secretly said in his heart that the monk was dead-eyed, and he didn't know how to be flexible, but he couldn't provoke the other party.
"It's better to let her be the master's registered disciple."
Zhang Wen said: "Master, you can't bear to let a daughter shave her head, right?" ”
tried his best to accomplish this, but he also wanted to use Ren Zhuzhu to get in touch with the other party, maybe he would have a chance to meet again in the future.
The fact that there is only one master by his side, Uncle Jiu, is enough for Zhang Wen to have a headache.
Uncle Nine is often absent from Renjia Town because of business problems, and he can't help in time, and many times he can only fight alone.
Monk Yixiu thought for a while and said, "Since that's the case...... The poor monk accepted her as a registered disciple, but she had many disasters and difficulties, and she had to change her life. ”
"Change your life?" As a businessman, Master Ren has a very keen sense of smell: "Master, how much does it cost?" ”
In the past, when it came to changing lives, the price was clearly marked, real money.
"Money?"
Monk Yixiu's face changed, and he snorted coldly: "Hmph! Don't insult the poor monk, the poor monk is not the same as the stinky bull-nosed Taoist priest, and he doesn't take a penny! ”
Zhang Wen said secretly on the side, this monk really can't be provoked at all, fortunately, he used prudent persuasion just now, not the method of agitation, otherwise the great monk would definitely leave with his sleeves brushed up.
"Don't want money?"
Those who want money may not have real skills, but if they dare not want money, their skills may be really high.
Master Ren's family became closer.
"Amitabha." Monk Yixiu regained his composure and said, "Let her be a monk who jumps over the wall, and leave the paper man to follow the poor monk to practice." ”
The so-called monk who jumped over the wall left the paper figure to replace himself and block disasters in the temple, and the original name could not be used.
The specific operation is not difficult, in addition to leaving the paper man who stayed in the temple to worship and prevent disasters, you also need to prepare a stool, climb over the wall, and the first thing you hear others shout is your own name, and you will change your life from then on.
Hearing that he was just a monk jumping over the wall, Master Ren and Mrs. Ren breathed a sigh of relief, not so much to change their lives as to change their names.
Since ancient times, there has been a saying that the name was changed and the fortune was changed.
Immediately ordered his subordinates to make arrangements.
Monk Yixiu took a brush, wrote the name of Ren Zhuzhu on the folded paper figure, took it with him, and when he returned to the Buddha, he would put down the paper figure and let it always accompany the green lantern.
It also means that he accepted this apprentice.
Everyone walked to the low wall of the backyard of Ren's mansion and put down their stools.
Mrs. Ren walked to the stool with the confused Ren Zhuzhu in her arms and said, "Daughter, remember, after climbing over this wall, what the first person you meet said, what will you call in the future." ”
Ren Zhuzhu mechanically stepped on the stool, climbed the low wall and climbed over, and walked forward without looking back.
Master Ren and the others were worried, so they chased after him.
Let's say that Ren Zhuzhu rolled a body of mud after climbing over the wall, and walked forward mechanically, but just after walking a few steps, he bumped into a man, and the other party's face turned red.
"Well! Well! ”
While snorting and panting, he searched around.
"Stealing the old lady's chicken to eat, it will kill you!" A woman came behind her, scolding and scolding, but holding a bowl of water in her hand: "There is tea!" Don't be so spicy. ”
"Hahaha, you're still good to me."
"What a stinky!"
The man and the woman were tired of crookedness, and Ren Zhuzhu was passing by, but she was muttering: "Well".
The two looked at each other and felt strange.
Master Ren and the others followed, and Mrs. Ren trotted for a while, dragging Ren Zhuzhu, who was still in a daze,
But Master Ren walked up to the two of them, panting sharply, and asked, "What did you shout just now!" ”
The man knew Master Ren and hurriedly greeted: "Boss Ren, I was spicy just now, so I ran out to find water to drink, and I was looking for a well." ”
"Wells?" Master Ren's face changed.
When you meet the first person who shouts, you have to call it what name, is it possible that your daughter will be called a well in the future?
"Oh!"
Monk Yixiu suddenly realized: "I heard clearly, this benefactor just shouted Jingjing." ”
"Jingjing?" The man was puzzled: "I am indeed shouting a well!" Well! ”
The tone is the same but the tone is different.
Everyone present could hear it, and the monk Yixiu said: "The poor monk is a northerner, and it sounds like Jingjing." ”
Zhang Wencai, who watched the whole play, understood that this master was a master of pretending to be confused.
What is just right, what is a little bit, what is not flexible.
Zhang Wen secretly admired, high, really high!
Zhuzhu changed its name to Jingjing, and everyone was happy.
As soon as Master Ren was happy, he rewarded the great monk with dozens of oceans, although the monk kept shirking his mouth, but the speed of collecting money was not slow.
Monk Yixiu received the reward and left neatly, only saying that he was preaching in a temple in the next county and would come back after a while.
Zhuzhu, who has become an elite, is in much better condition, which is really magical.
Only Zhang Wen kept thinking about it: "Jingjing, a monk who is a monk, it doesn't look like a coincidence, could it really be "Uncle Zombie"?" ”