Chapter 156: False Monks and False Taoists (5 more)
"This is my home."
The eldest girl lay on the monk's back and pointed casually: "You just leave me here, I'll go home by myself." ”
"Why don't I send you home and let this Taoist go first." The monk looked at Zhang Wen vigilantly.
Zhang Wen said: "I'd better be together, so as not to be gossiped about." ”
Seeing that she was about to enter the door, the eldest girl immediately shouted, "No, no! I misremember, my house is not here, my house is on the street in front. ”
Can you remember wrong?
Zhang Wen guessed the general situation after thinking about it, either the eldest girl felt that the two of them were strange and didn't want them to know where they lived, or she was lying at all.
"I see that the girl's feet are very swollen, so it's better to go to the pharmacy first." Zhang Wen said.
"This, no need......" The eldest girl waved her hand awkwardly.
The monk felt that it was feasible and nodded: "That's right, treat the foot first, and then it will be difficult to get this foot swollen." ”
The two entered the pharmacy vigilantly with each other, but no one cared about the eldest girl's opinion.
The doctor took off the eldest girl's shoes, revealing her swollen feet.
"Shhh
"It's fine."
The doctor said, "Applying medicine externally, it will be fine in two days, but don't move around for these two days." ”
He looked at the three of them: "Three dollars in total." ”
"I don't have any money." The monk said dryly.
"I ...... I ......" the big girl stammered.
"I'll do it."
Zhang Wen paid, lifted the medicine, and the three walked out of the pharmacy.
The eldest girl got a wooden cane from the doctor to support herself, and finally she didn't have to lie on the monk's back, and her face was hot.
Zhang Wen said to the handsome monk: "This master, since the girl's injury is healed, you don't have to follow." ”
He met by chance on the road before, and wanted to help a group of big girls, lest she be a bad thief.
But along the way, Zhang Wen found that the handsome monk was very strange, and the most strange thing was...... A monk should not be a human being.
"Dao Chief, this sentence is right for you, why do you bother with it?"
The eldest girl said anxiously: "You two don't quarrel, you go your own way, I'll go home by myself!" ”
She limped forward with a wooden cane.
Zhang Wenwen didn't want to care, but seeing that the monk was following the eldest girl, Zhang Wen had to follow.
"Gollum~"
It's not just whose stomach is screaming.
Zhang Wen has been making trouble with Su Fatzi these days, and every time he opens a meal, he vomits a lot.
He also had worms in his stomach at this time.
"Seeing each other is fate, let's have a meal together?" Zhang Wen casually pointed to the gorgeously decorated restaurant: "I'm in for a treat." ”
"That's how expensive it is." The eldest girl shook her head: "If you buy medicine, I will take a lot of advantage." ”
The monk said: "You don't eat someone who treats you, isn't it stupid, this person is rich!" ”
He flicked his sleeves and walked into the restaurant with a Zen stick like an uncle.
Zhang Wen smiled slightly and walked into the restaurant.
The eldest girl reached out and touched her belly, purring and screaming so hard that she followed in with a wooden cane.
I chose a table and sat down.
The shopkeeper walked over, looked at the strange trio on the table, and didn't know how to speak.
Zhang Wen opened his mouth and said, "Master, is there a taboo?" ”
The monk rolled up his sleeves: "Chicken, fish, meat and eggs, just say hello." ”
After finishing speaking, he found that everyone was looking at him, he put down his sleeves and folded his hands: "Amitabha, there is no taboo for poor monks. ”
"Then a chicken, a pig's trotter to make up for the girl's feet, and then fry two green vegetables, and stew an egg drop soup."
The shopkeeper nodded: "Master Dao, you wait a minute." ”
He trotted to the back kitchen.
The eldest girl whispered, "It's too much, I can't eat it!" ”
"I'm afraid I won't have enough to eat."
Zhang Wen looked at the handsome monk who was drinking tea opposite and asked, "May I ask the master?" ”
"Huh?"
The monk was stunned for a moment, couldn't answer, and said to the eldest girl: "Your feet can't be forced, don't shake your legs." ”
"People ask you for your legal name." The eldest girl said, "The Taoist chief is so kind to invite you to dinner, why don't you pay attention to others?" ”
"Amitabha"
The monk said, "I have no heart. ”
"Are you really a monk?" The eldest girl frowned: "I remember when I went to the temple with my father, the master didn't answer like this, I have to say that I have no intentions." ”
"Unintentional?"
Zhang Wen was stunned.
"May I ask the Nagado number?" The unintentional monk did not suffer a loss, and asked Zhang Wen rhetorically.
Zhang Wen came back to his senses and said, "Dao is an eyebrow." ”
"One eyebrow?" Unintentionally stared at Zhang Wen's face: "Aren't you two eyebrows, how can you call one eyebrow?" ”
Zhang Wen asked him rhetorically: "Are you really called unintentional because you have no heart?" ”
"Hahaha, if you don't have a heart, you will die early." Unintentionally used laughter to hide the weakness of the heart.
By now, Zhang Wen was almost certain of who the monk in front of him was.
"One is not like a monk, and the other is not like a Taoist." The eldest girl whispered, "All weirdos! ”
Zhang Wen asked, "What is the name of the girl yet?" ”
The Wuxin monk also turned his head to look at the eldest girl, waiting for her to answer.
"My name is Li Yueya!"
……
The dish was served quickly and steaming hot.
The hungry three people moved their chopsticks, snorted hot, and ate in the wind.
After a full meal, Zhang Wen paid for the bill.
"Are there any relatives?" Zhang Wen asked the eldest girl.
Li Yueya shook her head: "No." ”
Whether it is the Taoist priest in front of him or the monk next to him, they are all human spirits, and Li Yueya, who had just eaten a meal, was asked by the two about his life experience and the matter of escaping marriage.
On the contrary, it was the two of them, one unintentional, the other eyebrows, and they didn't say anything.
"I have some money here." Zhang Wen took a bag of money and handed it over and said, "You go find a place to live, find a job in the future, live a good life in Wenxian, don't have anything to do with that monk." ”
"I don't know him well, so I'm half a day younger than I met you." Li Yueya stuffed the money back into Zhang Wen's hand: "I don't want your money!" My mother said, no merit is not punished! ”
"You ......"
Zhang Wen said helplessly: "It doesn't matter if you want money or not, but that monk, it's best not to be with him." ”
"I'm a girl, what can I have to do with a monk?" Li Yueya walked away alone with a wooden cane.
Passing by is not necessarily a blessing.
On the street, Zhang Wen looked at Wuxin.
"You know me?" I didn't want to ask.
"I've heard of it." Zhang Wen nodded: "Immortal and heartless monk, I'm very strange, what are you." ”
Wuxin said: "I also want to know what I am, I can't kill it, but I'll be hungry, and I'll lose my memory, I don't know the beginning, I don't see the end." ”
"Maybe you're a celestial being, or maybe you're the reincarnation of a demon." Zhang Wen turned around.
"You're not here to trouble me?" I didn't want to watch Zhang Wen leave, and said strangely.
"You and I have no grievances, and you are not the only one in this world who is immortal, what am I doing to trouble you?"
"I'm just afraid that you will hurt that girl, but if I know who you are, I won't be afraid." Zhang Wentou didn't reply, and waved his hand: "Fake monk, there will be a period later." ”
"You too, false Taoist!"
Wuxin looked at Zhang Wen's back and said with a smile: "I didn't expect to meet such an interesting person, but unfortunately it's only been one year, and I should forget it." ”
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