196.Strange (5)
"Well, they may have mistaken you for a youkai like me, so that's why they have no fear..."
The cat lying on Zhang He's shoulder listened to the flamingo's question again, and interjected weakly.
Why is that? Could it be... This group of bear children... What kind of Taoist priests are they who eliminate demons and defend the way? ”
Zhang He frowned and asked, can't it be that he is a demon by his appearance? Didn't you see that this seemingly harmless cat is actually a big devil full of evil?
"No, they're just ordinary people... Taoist priest or something, isn't it fiction in bedtime stories? ”
When the cat heard this, he immediately shook his head and explained.
"Then why be afraid of them? No... It should be said, then why aren't they afraid of youkai? Ordinary people are not afraid of monsters, no matter how you think about it, it's strange! ”
Spring sleepy and autumn tired, who was running and napping, asked vaguely in a half-asleep voice.
"Because youkai are not allowed to harm humans..."
The cat gave a strange look at the sleepiness of the spring, as if wondering why she did not know this, and replied as a matter of course.
"What the hell is this? Youkai can't hurt people, but people can hurt youkai? What about racism? Politically incorrect! ”
Hearing this, the flamingo couldn't help but complain with humble eyes, and as he was talking, he suddenly seemed to think of something, and immediately slowed down his pace, and turned his head to look at the bear children who were chasing after him, "Wait, wait, wait..... According to what you say, they are not afraid of us, and they dare to chase us to fight, and the feelings are not because of the deep background, but because they are not afraid of monsters, and you don't fight back because monsters can't do anything to people, not because they are very powerful?
So if that's the case... What are we afraid of? And there's no rule that we can't beat them? Right? We're human beings and we're not monsters, so there's no rule to prohibit people from beating people, right? ”
As he spoke, the flamingo stopped maliciously and turned his head to look at the fearless bear children approaching with humble eyes.
"If you are called a policeman?"
Chun Sleepy and Qiu Qi rubbed his sleepy eyes, and saw that the flamingo had stopped, so he had to stop and ask together.
"There is no monitoring here, and in the dead of night, the moon is dark and the wind is high on the night of killing, and the black magpie flies south and sets fire, let's leave after beating them, how can the police find us?"
The flamingo had already crooked its neck, eager to shake its hands, ready to give the group of bear children a dose of love (beating) from adults, referred to as: love education.
"The flamingo is right! We are... Punish the evil and promote the good! We must educate and educate this group of bear children who have gone astray! ”
Zhang He also nodded seriously and agreed.
“... Well, since you've all said that, what else can I do? ”
The reasons for the lack of spring and autumn are so sufficient, and she can only nod and agree - anyway, she really wants to beat up this group of bear children, and she dares to disturb her sleeping time!!
"Hmph, children always get into trouble, most of them are habitual, just beat it!"
The flamingo stared at the dead fish's eyes, looking at the menacing bear children who were not yet completely aware of the fate they were about to accept, and it was rare to break the face of the 10,000-year-old face, and couldn't help but show a hideous smile.
"If one beating isn't enough, then a few more! You know, beautiful justice also needs violence to sustain it! This is a thousand-year-old truth! ”
Zhang He listened to the flamingo's words and nodded in agreement.
And the bear children, who didn't know all this, just happened to giggle and crashed into the encirclement of Zhang He and others....
Well, the following content is too bloody (big) bloody (fast) violent (human) force (heart), omitting about 100,000 words of description...."Shocked, it seems that you can't write about hitting a child?!"
In short, after a while, the group of dead children all ran away crying with blue and black eyes, swollen faces with pig's heads, and almost smashed buttocks, saying that they must report them and let their group of dead monsters die without a place to bury.
"Yo... I still dare to say cruel words, I haven't realized my mistake yet, this is, it seems that the strength is not enough? ”
The flamingo used a shake to draw the bear child's sore arm, and said in a cold tone with humble eyes, "It seems that this group of bear children still hasn't learned what Guan (poison) Huai (beating) is from adults, and this understanding is not thorough enough..."
"Forget it, forget it, I'm sleepy..."
Hearing this, the spring sleepy autumn hurriedly grabbed the flamingo who was about to catch up, yawned and persuaded the heavens and the earth, "If you catch up and fight again, it will be endless!" ”
"Clams? Are you embarrassed to say? When did you not get sleepy? ”
Zhang He couldn't help but complain when he heard the words of spring sleepiness and autumn fatigue, and then turned his head to the cat and asked again: "Your nest.. Ah no, where is your home? Let's send you back now, be careful next time, don't get caught by these bear kids, it's bad without our help, who knows what they'll do. ”
"Thank you.... But..."
The cat listened to Zhang He's words again, immediately stretched out his paws to wipe his tears, and replied with a slight choked voice, "I have... There was no home, they just took me out of my house, and until then, Mom and Dad didn't know where he had taken me, and I hadn't seen them since... The brothers and sisters didn't know where they had fled in order to escape their clutches...
Woo woo, I miss the time when my parents told us bedtime stories and put us to sleep! Woooooo
The cat's tail lowered again, lay on Zhang He's shoulder, and said twitchingly.
"What?! There is such a thing!! It's worth it! Just beating them up is so cheap for them! ”
Zhang He was furious when he heard this, he couldn't see this kind of ugly thing of bullying the weak, and immediately said angrily: "As human beings, can their hearts be so ugly?!" This is the devil at all! Don't they have any mercy at all?
It's too much, this kind of guy... Unforgivable! This kind of ugly thing should not exist in this world! There is an old saying in the old era: The life of a person is also straight, and the life of recklessness is also spared! It's time to let them know what that means! ”
However, compared to Zhang He, who was full of indignation, the flamingo looked at the cat with an expressionless face for a while, calmed down and thought for a while, as if he felt that there was a little problem, but in the end he still didn't say it - well, it's always not wrong to beat the bear child anyway!
As for which ones are true and which ones are false... And what is its purpose... Such a troublesome and boring thing, let's talk about it then~