"Good luck... What's that? ”

The rift girl looked at Zhou Ke'er who suddenly came with a gushing interest in shock, and for a while she didn't remember the long list of words Zhou Ke'er just said, and couldn't help but subconsciously blurt out and ask.

"Tsk..."

Seeing this, Zhou Keer couldn't help but pout secretly, playing stalks and no one answering them was the most boring thing, the second day of missing the flamingo, thinking of her - eh! Anyway, isn't she in this mod too! I'll go find her later-Zhou Ke'er, who was a little lacking in interest, waved his hand tastelessly, "Forget it, you just call me Joker." ”

"Well... Okay, jo... joker。 “

Seeing Zhou Ke'er's disappointed look, the rift girl felt sorry for some reason, and subconsciously replied, stunned for a while before reacting, "No, what do you want to do?" Are you a human or a ghost?! ”

"It's Joker, it's not Jojoker!"

Zhou Keer immediately frowned and corrected, saying... The Rip Girl asked him if such a normal human being was a human or a ghost, no matter how he thought about it, it was strange.... Is the thief crying out to catch the thief?

"What do I want to do? Ho, it's okay to tell you~ My purpose is that there is no moth... Ahh I want you to take me to your goblins... Uh, dens, nests? Anyway, or rather... A company or something? Is there a place for it? There should be, right? ”

Immediately, Zhou Keer considered the wording, and found that there was really no suitable description, so he had to let the other party understand, and continued to ask.

"Yes, yes, yes... However, I actually asked this... Don't you know this? Aren't you a ghost? No, humans should know that... Aren't you from this city?! ”

When the rift girl said this, she suddenly felt that she had discovered the truth, her eyes narrowed slightly, she grinned a slightly terrifying mouth, and deliberately said in a gloomy tone: "I see, since you are not a human in this city, that is to say, you are not within the protection of the rule of "no harm to humans", although I don't know how you got in, but.... Since you dared to tease me just now, you have to pay for it..."

As she spoke, she also looked like she was about to make a move on Zhou Ke'er.

"Ugh..."

Zhou Ke'er was stunned when he saw this, and then couldn't help sighing, he really didn't think about this situation, after all, he was in the weirdo before, and he was not a native of this city, and it should be quite obvious, and the weirdo didn't mention this, so he didn't expect this stubble at all...

"Humph! Scared! For your own sake, I'll be merciful..."

Seeing Zhou Ke'er's sighing look, the rift girl suddenly felt that the weather was clear and the rain had stopped, and she immediately said in a cloudy voice, but unfortunately before she finished speaking, she was slapped in the face by Zhou Ke'er, and slammed her head at the pole of the street lamp on the side several times, and for a while the rift girl was stunned, and she didn't react to the situation at all.

Immediately, Zhou Keer let go of the hand that was pressed on the face of the rift girl, walked forward quickly, walked behind the crack girl, wrapped one hand from behind the street lamp pole, strangled the crack girl's neck, and held the scissors in the other hand, and gently tapped the tip of the knife on the crack girl's face.

After brewing her emotions for a while, Zhou Keer said in a cold tone: "It seems that you haven't figured out the situation yet... How dare you show hostility towards me... You say~ How should I punish you? Is it to help you open your mouth a little wider, or to open your eyes and nose by the way? Doesn't that sound good to go from a rip girl to a split-face girl? Free plastic surgery, you don't have to spend money~ This is a good deal, right? ”

"Yes... I'm sorry! Forgive me, I just wanted to make a joke! ”

The rift girl was stunned by the sudden change, and even felt the pain in the back of her head that had just been hit on a street lamp pole after a while, and begged for mercy vaguely: "Actually, I can't hurt humans, I just want to scare you, no malice!" Please spare me! ”

"Hey, isn't this a coincidence~"

Zhou Keer moved the scissors to the side, and then crossed the neck of the rip girl, and then leaned her face over, resting her chin on her shoulder, and a hippie smile on her face was reflected through the mirror in the hand of the rip girl.

On the contrary, his tone was very cold: "I'm just making a little ~ joking with you ~ Isn't it interesting?" After all, I'm just a joker who likes to tell jokes, aren't I? Don't be afraid, why so serious? ”

With Zhou Ke'er's speech, the wound on the corner of her mouth once again flowed with blood because it was pulled, and it flowed on the shoulder of the rift girl, dyed black and red.

"Yes, yes, that's interesting...."

The rift girl laughed more ugly than crying, and hurriedly nodded her head slightly and echoed.

Judging from her frightened look, these physical goblins will still be in danger of life after being fatally injured, and the previous weirdo will also suffocate after being strangled by the neck. But... I don't know if it's not an entity..."

Seeing this, Zhou Ke'er subconsciously thought about it in her mind, and at the same time let go of her hand, let go of the rift girl, and grinned very kindly with her severed mouth and smiled: "Look, isn't this right?" How interesting! I really made a good joke~ What do you think? ”

"Yes, yes..."

The cracked woman held her face and nodded repeatedly, rubbing the corners of her cracked mouth with her hand, and then the corners of her cracked mouth were closed very unscientifically, leaving no traces at all, and she looked pretty good.

Seeing this, Zhou Keer couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, huh... This feature is very useful!

What do you think, if the rip girl goes to participate in the adult *****, and her mouth suddenly cracks in the middle of her mouth, then it is estimated that the friends who watched the film will be scared to crack....

Not only is the big wave of scare value income in the account, but maybe it can also become an urban legend, killing two birds with one stone!

It's a pity that such a good idea can't be shared with the rift girl, after all, Zhou Keer still has to maintain her image, she has never been a vicious murderer chasing people while telling yellow jokes, and the painting style is too strange, completely unimaginable...

Besides, this kind of thing will definitely be banned by the system... After all, what about R18.

"Okay, in that case, as a reward for telling you a joke, you can take me to your ghost's company~"

Pulling back the thoughts that had deviated, Zhou Ke'er snapped her fingers at the rift woman who was standing next to her tremblingly and said, "I'll let you go when I get there, I will do what I say~ No one knows integrity better than me~ However, if you deliberately take me somewhere else, or try to deceive me, I will have to teach you what integrity is~"