Chapter 225: Shen Ma Ma

The middle-aged man introduced to Zhang Wen: "That's the Hu family's ditch, the third aunt of the Zhao family, worshipping the black old lady of the Nine Iron Brake Mountain, who can dance the gods and exorcise ghosts. ”

He wanted to speak, but he stopped.

Maybe Dani's animal creation was too mysterious, so the middle-aged man moved his mind to ask Zhang Wen to come over to help, after all, although Aunt Zhao San was a goddess, no one had ever seen her subjugate demons and subdue demons.

Look at Zhang Wen again, coming out of the Hu family watchtower where the worm spirit is noisy, there are still many legends on his body, and he should have real skills.

He wanted to stop talking, but also because he invited Zhang Wen to exorcise demons, but he invited other people, which seemed too "disrespectful".

Zhang Wen looked at the third aunt of Zhao, who didn't have any mana on her body, and she had words in her mouth, but she said some meaningless words, from the first month to Laba, the door of the twenty-four solar terms.

"It's okay, I want to gain knowledge too." Zhang Wen said.

Hearing Zhang Wen say this, the middle-aged man breathed a sigh of relief and hugged his fists to thank him.

Aunt Zhao San drew a circle, and the young man who got the shape was standing in the circle, but he was still laughing, giggling, and laughing.

"The old lady black came to subdue the demon, five catties of millet and three catties of meat......"

After a few words of nonsense, Aunt Zhao San raised the knife in her hand and gestured in front of the young man.

With his eyes closed, his body couldn't stop shaking, it was really like that.

After a while, Aunt Zhao San opened her eyes suddenly: "Don't go quickly!" ”

The young man in the circle was still laughing, not caring about her at all, but turned his head to look at Zhang Wen.

Ordinary people don't see the problem either.

"Uncle Cui!" Aunt Zhao San simply dropped the knife, walked to the middle-aged man's side and said: "Don't worry, the eldest nephew's condition is easy to treat, wait until tonight you go to burn two knives of paper, and buy five catties of millet and three catties of meat for Da Xian'er, in a few days, the eldest nephew's illness will be cured." ”

"Hey!" The middle-aged man nodded, but he thought of Zhang Wen again, and turned his head to look at Zhang Wen: "Master, what do you see?" ”

"Mage?" Aunt Zhao's expression changed, her face lengthened, and she looked at Zhang Wen: "I don't know what is the origin of this mage?" ”

Zhang Wen replied calmly: "The small door is not worth mentioning. ”

For a goddess like Aunt Zhao San, Zhang Wen had also seen it in his previous life, and even called them a pit.

There is a place called Shen Ma Ma.

When he was seven or eight years old, the little boy was the age when dogs hated him, Zhang Wen still remembered that he was holding the game console and hiding in the bed to play games.

If you stay up all night, you will be listless during the day.

happened to be discovered by Zhang Wen's grandmother, but the first thing she thought about was not to stay up late playing games, but to think that she had encountered something dirty, and her neighbor was a goddess.

Grandma bought two packs of cigarettes and sent them over.

This goddess generally doesn't collect money, only cigarettes, but there are some doorways here, why do you say doorways? Because she has a commissary in her own house.

If you give her cigarettes, you have to buy them from her family, and you don't accept cigarettes bought from other places.

As for whether to invite the gods with cigarettes, Zhang Wen didn't know in his previous life, but in this life, he knew that incense could please the gods, but if he wanted to make offerings, could it be that there were still immortals who liked to smoke the second-hand smoke spit out of his mouth? I haven't heard of that ghost who likes to smoke second-hand smoke.

Even if it really attracts it, I'm afraid it's also a smoker.

Later, Zhang Wen also found that many "Shen Ma Ma" like to smoke, and they also like to ask for a box or two of cigarettes before helping to do things.

In fact, after taking a big smoking, the smell of choking smoke is cloudy, and the effect of pretending to be a ghost is even greater.

And the goddess, after taking the money, used a set of similar means to the goddess in front of her, a set of incomprehensible moves, like convulsions, and then said that it was solved, and the family was naturally grateful.

Although Zhang Wen was young at that time, he knew very well that he was not affected by some ghosts and demons, but simply because the game console was too fun, but he didn't have the courage to tell the truth at that time, and he was even happy to solve a worry, so as not to be found out and beaten because of staying up late to play game consoles.

If you want to say that there is really no one who knows the real ability in the last life, it is not easy to say.

Because of the environment in which Zhang Wen grew up in his previous life, some Mr. Shen Shu often came to the door to measure feng shui, and Zhang Wen still remembered that there was a gentleman who said that Zhang Wen would eat foreign food when he grew up.

Sure enough, after Zhang Wen graduated, he interviewed for a job in the field.

It's just that more than ten years ago, I couldn't imagine that society would develop so rapidly, across the land of the motherland, it only takes a few hours to take a plane, it's not like more than ten years ago, just like Zhang Wen's grandmother, who has never left home within a radius of 50 miles in her life.

So, I can't say exactly, but it's a little accurate.

At that time, Zhang Wen's father was very happy to hear it, thinking that if he could get out of Zhang Wen, he might be able to get ahead, and then he listened to Mr. Qiang's advice.

It is also buried in the ground, and it is a small mirror to prevent people, etc.

It's a pity that in the end, as soon as Zhang Wen closed his eyes, he had returned to the Republic of China period, and he also dealt with demons and monsters.

Zhang Wen's father in his previous life was also a god who had been chattering all his life, coupled with the prevalence of qigong and special functions at the beginning of the 21st century, as well as the rapid progress of society, which led to some phenomena that are difficult to understand.

To sum it up in one sentence: the lower the culture, the stronger the radiation.

But the feng shui magnetic field is also true.

The book is back to business,

Faced with the resentful gaze of Aunt Zhao San's "robbed business", Zhang Wen calmly ignored it.

He walked up to the young man, who suddenly went crazy, whined, screamed, stretched out his hand to hug Zhang Wen's neck, and opened his mouth to gnaw.

Zhang Wen pressed his head with one hand and easily stopped it.

"Look, you're messing with the big fairy!" The third aunt of the Zhao family shouted: "Hurry up and let go, kowtow to Daxian!" Otherwise, you will die on the streets in three days! ”

The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.

What the goddess said is not bad, the young man does have a "fairy", but Zhang Wen can see it more clearly, this fairy does not have the ability to make Zhang Wen die on the street.

Does the goddess have the ability to see this? Of course she didn't, she just didn't resented Zhang Wen for stealing her business and cursed him ugly!

"What do you call it?" Zhang Wen grabbed the young man's head, looked at his eyes calmly and asked.

"Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! ”

The young man kept muttering "death" in his mouth, spitting stars flying wildly, but there was always a smile in the corner of his eye.

"Not cooperative?" Zhang Wen took out the gossip mirror and held it in front of the young man: "If you don't cooperate, I'll take your nest!" ”

The youth no longer speaks of death.

In the already biting cold weather, the padded jacket seems to be unable to block the cold wind, which makes people shiver!