Bearded rented factory building.

It was just dark.

The street lights came on, but suddenly they went out and flickered.

If the circuit in this area is not very good, except for the electric light in front of the factory, there are several other lampposts next to it, and there is no problem with the light.

Occasionally, a car or two passed by outside, but soon the whole street was quiet again.

"Didn't I let you bring roast duck?"

Master Wu was barefoot, sitting on a futon.

His futon is exquisite, with hand-woven gossip diagrams on the outside and goose down stuffed inside.

Winter pads under the buttocks, and it won't be cold at all.

If you are sleepy, you can also use it as a pillow.

As a "mage", the common job is to help some Chinese exorcise evil spirits, do things, and occasionally, like now, with corpses to spend the night.

If you do a line, you have to love a line.

Master Wu did this, of course, he also adapted to sleeping with corpses, and what he earned was bold money.

As he spoke, Master Wu took a bite of the hamburger: "This thing is just a piece of steamed bread, stuffed with a piece of meat in it, dry and firewood, what's delicious!" ”

In front of Master Wu stood a little boy with his head bowed.

He is Master Wu's apprentice, although he is not very old, but he suffers a lot, so he is very clever, and he has work in his eyes, and Master Wu also uses it comfortably.

"Master" The little apprentice lowered his head and said helplessly: "The roast duck shop has closed, I'm afraid that Master, you will be hungry, so I ran a few more streets and brought you a hamburger, if you don't want to eat it, why don't I eat it for you?" ”

"Go, go!" Master Wu waved his hand in disgust: "You know how to eat all day long!" I'll finish eating later, and you can hurry away with your things! ”

The little apprentice was bored wandering around the factory.

It is said that it is a factory, but in fact, it is a workshop, and you can still see some old instruments, but the little apprentice can't recognize what these things are, and only thinks that pieces of iron are piled together, like a monster, which is very scary.

When Master Wu had eaten the second hamburger, the little apprentice asked, "Master, you really help others refine zombies, can you refine zombies?" How come I've never seen one? ”

Master Wu's old face flushed, and he cleared his throat: "Little brat, your master and I are very capable, what else can I let you know?" ”

"However, refining zombies is not so simple, the time and place are favorable, all of them are indispensable, even if you can't refine them, it's nothing." Master Wu said proudly: "Besides, I have already discussed with Emerson before doing things, even if I can't make a zombie, he has to give me money, 50 yuan a day!" ”

The little apprentice looked at his master with disdain, he is now sure that his master will definitely not refine zombies, these days are all for delay, after all, the longer it drags on, the more money he will get.

"What kind of eyes are you!" Master Wu glared: "You kid still eats me every day, wears me, I don't make money, you eat a fart!" Do you know that I was almost choked by a kid today! ”

"Alas!" Master Wu sighed: "It seems that I will have to be flexible in the future, I can't just say that I can catch zombies, Western ghosts also have to be counted, I have time to buy two Bibles to read, and then go to the church to learn two sentences, and mummies or something, foreigners have money, and they don't make money in vain." ”

The little apprentice slipped to the coffin.

In order to "do it", the coffin lid was never closed, and the body was exposed to the air all the time.

And there are some materials in front of the coffin.

Although Master Wu was a "Li Ghost", he also knew that the method would use the eight characters of the birthday, so he asked Emerson to send the information of the deceased.

"John Lee"

The little apprentice said something strangely, then picked up the soul bell, shook it twice, and said, "Master, let me shake it for you?" ”

"Shake your ass!"

Master Wu had already finished eating the hamburger, stood up and stretched his waist and said, "Hurry up and get out, I'll go back tomorrow and let you drink more water, have you drunk it?" ”

"Drink!" The little apprentice nodded.

"The boy's urine boiled eggs have been in short supply recently, go back and give me an honest urine pot!"

The little apprentice's face changed slightly, and he nodded reluctantly: "Oh! ”

Drink a lot of water every day, and then pee, although this job is not hard, but it greatly increases the chance of the little apprentice wetting the bed, and he is found wetting the bed, but he has to be cleaned up.

Because in Master Wu's eyes, these are all money, how can they urinate on the mattress?

The little apprentice put down the soul bell and subconsciously glanced at the coffin.

But just after looking at it like this, the little apprentice was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, and he cried out in his voice.

"Master, Master!"

"I'm not dead yet!" Master Wu frowned: "Didn't you want to go back quickly?" Don't delay my sleep. ”

He has finished his "work" today, and the next thing is to sleep.

Sleeping with the corpse for one night can have 50 yuan, and if you say it, it is estimated that a group of people will come.

It's just that this "sleeping together" is also particular.

"No, Master, the dead man in the coffin, open, open, open!"

Master Wu's heart trembled, he grabbed the peachwood sword casually, walked to the coffin, looked down inside, and sure enough, the corpse had opened its eyes.

"What!"

His eyes were wide open, but his pupils looked up blankly, and Master Wu followed the corpse's gaze to look up, only to see the beams of the house.

"Master, what should I do?" The little apprentice hid behind Master Wu and asked in a low voice, "Why don't we run?" ”

"Run a fart! Who pays you for these few days? ”

Master Wu brushed the peachwood sword twice, although he didn't really understand the means of subduing demons and subduing demons, but some postures were extremely skilled, playing with peachwood swords, with sword flowers, people who don't know how to do it will definitely think that they have met a real master.

But in the face of the corpse that opened his eyes, Master Wu was not confident that he could bluff.

"Its eyes are open, just let it close!"

Master Wu held the peachwood sword and trembled towards the corpse's eyes, trying to help the corpse close its eyes again.

Unexpectedly, the corpse raised its head sharply and bit the peachwood sword that was stretched out!

Click!

The peachwood sword was bitten to death!

And those godless eyes also happened to look at Master Wu!

Master Wu immediately stood on end, he retreated suddenly, but forgot that his little apprentice was behind his buttocks, and when he moved like this, he was tripped and fell, and the two of them fell and squatted with big butts!

"Master, Master, what should I do!" The little apprentice asked in horror.

"Don't worry, this is a corpse, not a zombie."

Master Wu got up, took a few steps back with the little apprentice, and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the corpse that was looking up and biting the peachwood sword did not make the next move.

His mind moved: "That's right, pee!" Apprentice, hurry up and pee! ”

He often mixes in this industry, he has seen everyone, and even some old people who already know how to do the earth often come to seek the help of Master Wu, who will vote for this group of people in order to improve his credibility.

Among them, the boy's urine boiled eggs is the clever trick he came up with.

Boy urine exorcism!

"Master, but I don't pee." The little apprentice clutched his crotch in embarrassment.

"No pee? If you don't have any urine, you have to squeeze two drops for me! ”