043 The group chat was established, and Hongwu was reborn
043 The group chat was established, and Hongwu was reborn
"I disagree!"
Before Zhu Yuanzhang could make a decision, Emperor Yuan Shun Tuhuan Timu'er (Mongolian: iron pot) took the lead in expressing his opposition.
I was originally staying well in Dadu, and I didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, so Zhu Yuanzhang led a large number of people to beat me. I was so scared that I didn't even pack up my belongings, and I ran back to the grassland overnight.
The heart said, anyway, I don't like the cramped capital, go back to the grassland to cut the grass and let the horses, and look at the poems and distant places when you have nothing to do.
I didn't expect that you, Zhu Yuanzhang, would not let me go.
Hit and fight, keep fighting, keep fighting!
Drive me back to my hometown, and you still have to fight!
What kind of hatred and grudge, you want to beat me like this?
If I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have fought you to the death!
Now, you have asked me to help save your relatives, can I agree?
Don't say yes!
You kneel down and beg me, and I won't answer!
"You have joined the 'Emperor of the Yuan Dynasty' group chat, please pay attention to civilized speech and build a river crab relationship!"
The iron pot classmate who was thinking about how to make Zhu Yuanzhang kneel down and sing the conquest suddenly heard the system prompt.
Immediately afterwards, a voice message popped up: "How many grandsons are you?" How can I have descendants like you? ”
"Who the hell are you ......?"
The iron pot just wanted to reply, but when he saw the name of the spokesman, he was stunned.
, it's Genghis Khan!
If I scold back, will he travel through time and space to cut me?
Kublai Khan also scolded: "To be a man must have a pattern, haven't you watched the video of the broadcaster scolding Zhu Yuanzhang?" Our descendants are only catty, and the pattern must be big! ”
"That's it! Wider than the Central Plains is the grassland, and your heart is also narrow! The person who signed Haishan also spoke.
Meng Ge: "Actually, the iron pot has been bullied, and it's understandable to be a little resentful. ”
Wokotai: "Stupid! You're Torre's son, right, why are you so brainy? As long as Zhu Yuanzhang was willing to resurrect his family, history changed. Won't the rule of our Great Yuan continue to continue? ”
Munke: "Who are you?" What about the two of them? ”
Wo Kotai: "I'm your uncle!" ”
Meng Ge: "I'm your big ...... Oh, it's the second uncle! You're right, you're all right. ”
When the iron pot sounds, it seems to be such a reason!
As long as I work hard, actively provide disaster relief when there is a natural disaster, and then let my most trusted Tokhov take care of the government, this Dayuan will still be able to jump for a few more days!
Genghis Khan: "I'm going to hack you right now!" lest you be embarrassed day by day! What is the ability to jump for a few more days? Can't you have some ideals and lofty goals? ”
Iron pot: "For example......"
Genghis Khan: "Both members of the old Zhu family have been selected as the top ten Ming monarchs, don't you have any ideas?" Also, which grandson's idea was to divide people into three, six, nine, and so on? Give me a dead end! ”
Kublai Khan: "It's me, please forgive Taizu!" ”
Genghis Khan: "What a grandson!" Grandson, did you eat something unclean that made you come up with such a bad idea? ”
Kublai Khan: "That's what the Jin Kingdom did, I'm just learning ......"
Genghis Khan: "Learn a fart!" Jin Guo has been down by us, do you learn from him? Why don't you learn better? ”
Iron pot: "Yes, yes, yes!" Grandpa Taizu was right! The intensification of national contradictions at the end of the Great Yuan Dynasty, coupled with the continuous natural disasters, led to the loss of political power. I don't carry this pot! ”
Genghis Khan: "Who do you not carry?" It's just a hundred years, and you're wasted, and you still have a face to ramble here? Hurry up and report to the platform, saying that you are willing to change the evil and return to the right, and you are willing to change the unreasonable policy. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kick you out of the group chat! ”
Isn't it just a group chat, so what does it matter if you kick it out?
I don't care!
The iron pot thought nonchalantly.
Genghis Khan: "You've figured it out! Once you kick out of the group chat, the next step will be to announce that you are not my descendant of Temujin, and there will be no place for you in the desert! ”
"And Kublai Khan's grandson, no matter how dare he do things without thinking, he will kick them out together!"
Kublai Khan and the iron pot wailed at the same time: "Don't! ”
…… ……
After receiving the promise of the iron pot, the platform notified Zhu Yuanzhang: "Emperor Yuan Shun has agreed to make corresponding changes, are you willing?" ”
Willing to what?
Willing to give up supremacy?
Or are you willing to give up your achievements in history?
Or, are you willing to give up the enjoyment of fine clothes and fine food?
I've never enjoyed it!
Zhu Yuanzhang raised his head and said resolutely: "I am the right cloth of Huai, what does the world do to me?" If there is a happy life of food and clothing, who wants to rebel? It's just that I have wronged my brothers who sacrificed their lives for the country. ”
The platform knows the truth of persuasion: "This platform has collected the opinions of your subordinates, and I will send it to you now." ”
Xu Da: "What do you think, brother, who is willing to go to the trouble of rebelling if you have a good life?" Let's do it, my father and mother died early! ”
Chang Yuchun: "That's it!" Lao Xu is right! ”
Liu Bowen: "Don't you know, during the years of fighting with you, my hair was falling down!" ”
Li Wenzhong: "Uncle, I suffered a lot when I was a child, and I was scared when I thought about it!" Otherwise, we won't do the opposite, right? ”
With the support of these people, Zhu Yuanzhang no longer had any doubts, and bowed to the sky: "Please go to heaven to make it perfect!" ”
…… ……
"Hey, wake up! Wake up! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by someone and couldn't help but get up a little angry: "Who dares to disturb my sleep, pull it out and cut it." ”
A teenager in front of him pouted and said, "You still pulled me out and cut me?" I'm going to kill your cow right now!" ”
"Tang He?"
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at his hands and feet, and then touched his face.
I'm still the same teenager, and I haven't changed in the slightest?
And the person in front of him is clearly Tang He, who grew up with him in open crotch pants. Oh, and Tang He is two years older than himself and has been wearing open crotch pants for a little longer.
But what's the deal with those slick cows?
It is said that he used to herd cattle for the landlord's family, but the landlord's family has no surplus grain!
Several ploughing cattle are skinny, and they are very precious, so they are reluctant to put them alone.
Could it be that Emperor Yuan Shun changed his strategy to make the landlords treat the people better?
Or, he knew that I had crossed over to this time, and he deliberately gave me preferential treatment, intending to buy me?
If that's the case, then he's underestimating me!
I, Zhu Yuanzhang, rebelled, never for myself!
"You're stupid, aren't you? Your own cattle have run away to my field, and you won't drive them out for me? ”
Tang He didn't care about this, and urged vigorously.
Zhu Yuanzhang smiled slightly, unfathomable: "Tang He, do you know who I am?" ”
Tang He took a step back and said nervously: "Xingzong, don't scare me!" The Master gave you a name yesterday, and today you forgot it? So, I'm afraid you haven't finished your homework, right? ”
"Master? Homework? ”
Zhu Yuanzhang really can't remember that there are these two things in his life.
Seeing Zhu Yuanzhang's stunned face, Xiao Tanghe's face immediately collapsed: "They all said that you have good grades, let me learn from you!" It's good now, you just sleep, I don't have a place to copy it! Woowoo woo ......"
"Uh......"
Looking at Tang He in the distance, Zhu Yuanzhang scratched his head and was speechless.
People and places are right, but this soup and, is it the wrong medicine?
Or, the iron pot knew that I was back, and arranged it on purpose?
Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes flashed, looking at the fat cattle in the distance, the curling smoke, and said coldly: "If you can only take care of me alone and one place, then in this world, you are still not worthy of sitting!" ”
"I won't be bought by your little favor!"
The flag was being erected here, and there was a whirring voice in the distance: "Four babies, hurry up and go home for dinner!" ”
"Okay! Mother! I'll go back now! ”
Hearing the voice of longing, Zhu Yuanzhang instantly broke the defense, wiped a handful of tears from his eyes, picked up the whip, and whipped it in the sunset.
Syllable!
The whip exploded, and an old cow raised its head to the sky and "mooed", and led the other cattle with its steady four hooves, walking towards Sunset......