274. Fooling the Sick, I'm Serious

"What do you mean?! She doesn't even know what she wants to ask, and she asks me questions? Pinocchio Cage, you're lying to me again?! ”

When the patient heard this, he looked at Zhou Ke'er, his eyes widened, and he said indignantly: "It's too much!" In vain I believe in you so much! ”

"Tsk. First of all, my nose didn't get longer, so I wasn't lying. Secondly..."

Zhou Ke'er glanced at Si Huanian helplessly, sighed, and continued to flicker: "The so-called [believe] in me you said, I think you don't believe in [me] in your heart, but have expectations for the idealized form of the other party that you imagined. That's why you say things like 'you've failed me,' 'I'm so optimistic about you.'" But what you believe in is not who you really are. In other words, what you believe in is yourself. Therefore, even if [I] lied to you, it will be you who have lied to yourself in the final analysis. ”

"I... Did I lie to myself? ”

The patient was dazed by Zhou Ke'er, pointed at himself very suspiciously, and muttered.

"That's right, so I didn't lie to you. You can still trust me. ”

Zhou Ke'er nodded, and continued seriously: "So there is no need to discuss these digressions, you better answer this young lady's question quickly." ”

"Oh... Oooh..."

The patient was still thinking about Zhou Keer's logical and violent words just now, and his IQ dropped to the level of "Abba Baba Aba" for a while, and nodded before he could react.

β€œ... Okay, it's your turn. Don't drop the chain anymore, I'm just here to help you, don't you all let me come and watch from the side, sister. ”

Zhou Ke'er was relieved to see that the patient was fooled, lowered his voice and turned his head to Si Huanian.

"Me? What am I asking, you've already fooled him, wouldn't it be nice to just let him take things out? ”

Si Huanian asked in a puzzled whisper to Zhou Ke'er.

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Zhou Ke'er took a deep breath, okay, you can't be angry with a fool, life is so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, it's not good, "Sister, if you want to speed run, of course I can take you all the way over immediately, but the problem is... In this case, you will have no sense of existence, let alone a camera..."

"Oh, yes!"

Si Huanian said with a look of sudden realization.

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Zhou Ke'er glanced at this guy very suspiciously, this guy's personality has changed, hey! Is this being taken away by the White Lotus?! Obviously she was a standard when she was there just now, huh? Why is it that now it seems that it has become a white lotus whose brain has been eaten by zombies, and it will only be "ah, why" and "what should I do then"!

"You.... Have they all been replaced? ”

Zhou Ke'er finally couldn't help but blurt out and asked, looking her up and down, "Actually, when I wasn't paying attention, you were taken advantage of by the white ... Ah no, what's it called, oh yes, it should be Miss Yun, you're afraid it's actually her pretending, right? ”

"Huh?"

Si Huanian was busy and finally asked the patient to help her take out the things, and when she heard such a long passage at first glance, she didn't understand what Zhou Ke'er meant for a while, and she was stunned for a moment.

β€œ...”

Zhou Ke'er couldn't help but turn her head and roll her eyes, okay, this guy seems to have a taste only around White Lotus, is this the legendary chemical reaction.

"Do you know that there is magic in this world, and there are two magicwords in this magic world, that is: [bi*ch] and [f*kyou]."

Zhou Ke'er still didn't give up, and finally tried hard to really bring Si Huanian to the road of a, "These two words represent your attitude towards the world, and the world will be very respectful to you when they understand." ”

"Huh?"

Si Huanian, who followed Zhou Ke'er towards the next mission location, didn't get what Zhou Ke'er meant, glanced at the camera, and then asked, "Is this a new popular meme that has come out recently?" I haven't heard of it, huh? What does that mean? ”

β€œallright,whatever。”

Zhou Keer gave up, this guy either really doesn't understand, or he just pretends not to understand in front of the camera, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, for this situation, Zhou Keer can only put on a standard posture with white eyes and shrugging shoulders and pulling the corners of his mouth as the end.

Oh, and it tastes even better if you still have a wine glass in your hand.

After a while, I didn't say anything all the way, and after a while, I arrived at the door of the next ward.

"Oh... It's actually this guy, this guy is a little hard to do. ”

Zhou Keer saw the patients in the ward and said, "Hmm".

Si Huanian was about to ask what kind of difficulty it was, but before she could speak, the patient had already seen Zhou Ke'er, and then... He pounced and "pia" against the glass wall: "Sir! Don't play with someone else like this! I said that I could let me out if I caught three psychopaths who wanted to escape, but three after three, and three after three, and then three, which is almost seventy-seven forty-nine times! ”

"Alas, the hospital needs you, comrade, we don't have a better talent, ah no, better than you. The safety of the psychiatric hospital depends on you! ”

Zhou Ke'er said to him with a sincere face, "Moreover, compared to other patients, we have already given you a lot of preferential treatment, you can still walk to the door to see the scenery when you look at the wind, it's much better than other patients, right?" As soon as they got closer, you caught them, you see, is it more balanced when you think about it? ”

"Oh? It seems to be true..."

The patient was stunned for a moment when he heard this, thinking that it was really like that, but he immediately reacted again: "That's not right! You lied to me again, you obviously said that you were going to let me out, how did you get here and let me go out?! You can't lie to me if I don't read much! ”

"Tsk."

Zhou Keer turned his head and sighed, this guy has been deceived too many times and already has resistance, and then turned his head and put on a smiling face: "Hey, isn't what you said to be angry, you see, this time I won't bring a professional who specializes in testing and assessing whether the patient meets the discharge criteria?" You can't say I'm lying to you, can you? Seize the opportunity ha. If you don't pass the assessment this time, it's your own problem. ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Really?"

"Really, really, really."

"Really..."

"If you ask me again, I'll take someone away."

"Don't don't, I'm very cooperative, I'm definitely cured, you can ask whatever you want!"

The patient was stunned for a second, and hurriedly turned his head to Si Huanian next to Zhou Ke'er and said.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you. I've basically cleared all the obstacles, right? It's always time to say a few words, right? The final highlight reel is ready for you. ”

Zhou Ke'er turned her head and whispered to Si Huanian, and then without waiting for her to say anything, she quit the camera very obediently, and handed the stage, ah no, to Si Huanian.