058 Hollowing out the Western Regions, Zhang Qian's first envoy

[If you just dare to admit your mistakes and change them when you know your mistakes, then almost every Mingjun or someone who aspires to become a Mingjun can do it. But he was the first to take the initiative to run the Western Regions, which is not something that ordinary people can do. 】

[In comparison, Li Er's establishment of the four towns of Anxi can be regarded as prestigious, forward-looking and strategic. However, once the national strength declines, it cannot replenish the supply of troops and supplies in time, and in the end it can only withdraw from the battlefield. 】

[The reason is that you can't do a loss-making deal! ] 】

[And Liu Che's approach is more clever - although he didn't think about it that much at first. 】

[In those years, the Central Plains had a hard time, and the Northern Huns were also very sad. Therefore, the nomads who have been constantly harassing since Zong Zhou have become a lingering nightmare for every Central Plains dynasty. 】

[Back then, at the beginning of the Han Dynasty, the Huns gave Liu Bang a "White Mountaineering Ten-Day Tour" meeting gift. 】

[Later, there was also a bullshit Hun king who wrote a letter to Empress Lü, expressing his idea of marrying Empress Lü as his little wife. 】

[Provocation! The provocation of the red fruit! 】

[Although these two things have been resolved, and they have not caused much harm, the hearts and eyes of the old Liu family do not seem to be very big, and several generations have a thorn in their hearts, which is called a hate! ] 】

[If it weren't really positive, I would have done it with the Huns! ] 】

[Finally, after Liu Banglu's forbearance, Emperor Wen's recuperation and recuperation, coupled with the talent of the heavens, Ah Yu has grown into a big wild boar, and the time is ripe for shame! 】

[But at that time, everyone's perception of the Xiongnu was still at the level of savages from the north, who were very capable of fighting and running, drinking blood, and leading beasts to eat people. 】

Where do they live? What are your hobbies? Do you have a house, a car, and a deposit at home? Do you have any friends? Are there any enemies? 】

[Through the joint efforts of the Han monarchs and ministers, a lot of information was collected, and one of the enemies of the Huns was really discovered, the Da Yue clan (sound meat only). 】

[Speaking of which, I have to mention one person, Zhang Qian! ] 】

[The first outstanding diplomat in China!] The first man to be knighted for his diplomatic work! 】

[Next, please Zhang Qian to appear! ] 】

Boom, a cartoon character with a scruffy beard and a weathered face jumps out of the video.

"My name is Zhang Qian, and I am the two first guys in the mouth of the broadcaster. Don't dislike my bad image, if you are imprisoned by the Huns for ten years, you, too, this, like this! ”

"Back then, I was also a little fresh meat, and I flew eagles in Chang'an, and I played bravely and ruthlessly. It's a pity that I am a good young man with great ambitions, and I am not willing to be just a small Lang official - not a groom official! So, I begged the king for his order and sent an envoy to the Western Regions, to be precise, to go to the Dayue clan. ”

"Because we heard that the Dayue clan did not deal with the Huns, although they were driven out of their homeland, they always wanted to fight back to their hometown and take revenge."

"That son once said that the enemy of my enemy is a friend. I led the 100th people, with my cousin's father as a guide, and quietly walked to the side of Yili, intending to contact them, give the Xiongnu a front and back attack, left and right attack, and bleed the old Shangdanyu. ”

"I didn't expect that the Hun cousin, who claimed to be able to find the way with his eyes closed, was actually a road idiot, and he really closed his eyes and led our group of people to the Hun cavalry."

"Then, the military minister Shan Yu received us and his party in the king's tent, and kindly invited us to live in the Xiongnu, give us a house (tent), give a ticket (cattle and sheep), and give a sister paper (a Hun woman, the kind that only takes two baths in a lifetime), and strive to make us feel at home and no longer homesick."

"In the blink of an eye, ten years have passed. Allow me to sing a song here, ten years ago, you didn't know me, I didn't know you......"

"But I'm not the kind of person who is easily immersed in the gentle country and can't extricate himself! I always keep in mind the king's command, and I don't want to run away all the time...... Ahem, complete the mission. Finally, I found an opportunity and escaped from the hands of the Huns! ”

"Do you know how hard it is to run for your life and complete your mission at the same time?"

"On the Gobi Desert, flying sand and rocks are flying, and heat waves are rolling; In the green mountains, the ice and snow are covered with ice and snow, and the cold wind is biting. The route is sparsely populated and water is scarce. In addition, we are running away, not traveling, and we have nothing to eat or drink. In this line of work, we have been sleeping in the open like this, and we have experienced hardships. When the dry food was exhausted, it was up to Tangyi's father, who was a road idiot rather than an idiot, to shoot some prey. Many of the entourage died of hunger and thirst on the way, or died in yellow sand and ice caves. That time, what a terrible word! ”

"When we went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, we finally arrived in Ili. Hi, guess what? ”

"Allow me to continue singing here, ten years ago, you didn't know me, I didn't know you...... Okay, if you sing again, you should scold your mother, and the result is that the grandsons of the Dayue clan not only can't beat the Huns, but even the little brother of the Huns, Wusun Guo, can't beat them, and they ran all the way west. ”

"Da Yue Clan, it's not that the grandfathers are talking about you, you can't even beat the grandson of Wusun, you say you have more grandchildren?"

"Okay, it's not right to scold, and I won't scold that grandson anymore! We still have business to do, how can we just care about scolding? ”

"Then we went to Dawan (dà yuā).

), and then went to Kangju, and finally found the Otsuki clan like a lost dog. Then, the hot face was plastered with a cold fart. ”

"The grandsons of the Dayue clan felt that they had run far enough, and their small lives were comfortable, so they no longer thought about revenge. I'm so angry, I've been desperately persuaded there for more than a year! ”

"Then, I am familiar with ancient and modern China and foreign countries, adhering to the principle of not leaving grandpa to go back to his hometown here, and left!"

"And guess what? Although we have learned the lessons of the past, instead of taking the old road and taking Shache, Khotan, and Shanshan, we were especially arrested by the Huns and detained for more than a year. ”

"You say, 'Why is my life so miserable?' These thirteen years have either been detained, or they are on the way to be detained! ”

"When I arrived in Chang'an, I thought that His Majesty would complain that I didn't complete my mission, but guess what? Your Majesty was very satisfied and very happy, because I had clearly and in detail reported the location, specialties, population, cities, and troops of the countries in the Western Regions. ”

"So, Your Majesty was promoted to Taizhong Doctor, and even Tangyi's father was mixed up as a 'Fengjun Jun', which is very cost-effective!"

"But I always feel that I have been deceived. Does Your Majesty not count on or care at all whether he can unite with that grandson of the Otsuki clan? What does he want, more? Bigger? ”