060 Slap in the face, who is smarter

The tool man Zhang Qian stepped back, and Ye Hao appeared.

[Friends, after introducing the story of Zhang Qian's mission to the Western Regions, the favorite face-slapping session has arrived, are you looking forward to it? 】

"Looking forward to it! That's quite anticipation! "This is the melon-eating masses.

"Yes, yes, yes! Although I can't be a Ming Jun, I am so happy to see Ming Jun being scolded! "This is the player who was eliminated.

"I still know a little about Liu Che's troubles, but I still want to see how the broadcaster scolds new tricks! I want to see why he's second! "It's hatred from peers.

"Although I am not a person with a rat's belly and chicken intestines, I do want to know, what is disgraceful about this Liu Che!" This is a blessing from the ancestral dragon.

"Scold! Scold him to death! It's not a good bird anyway! "These are the short-lived emperors who have seized power and are not recognized by mainstream society, or the ironclad emperors.

Scold!

Reveal the true colors of those so-called Ming Jun!

Let everyone know that everyone is not a good thing, so they won't hold me anymore, right?

…… ……

Looking at the message that drowned out the interface in an instant, Ye Hao couldn't help but pout: "What the hell is this!" ”

Qi Yi said with a smile: "People's hearts are separated from their stomachs, things in this world have always been like this, why should the master force it?" ”

Yo, the little relatives actually evolved into philosophers?

Yang Yuhuan actually came over: "Mu Xiu is in the forest, and the wind will destroy it, not to mention this kind of thing that involves the ranking of the ages!" ”

Xiaohuanhuan was also fooled, cough cough, and also understood the righteousness?

Sure enough, love is the ladder for people to grow!

Xiao Huanhuan, who was encouraged, was even braver: "Master, you can rest assured and boldly go to diss, Liu Che can still cut you along the network cable no matter how bullish it is?" ”

Well, when I first arrived, I learned a little crookedly, and I had the opportunity to slowly adjust when I turned back.

For now, let's think about how to scold Liu Che!

However, to be honest, scolding Liu Che, Ye Hao was really a little bottomless in his heart.

[Everyone, Rong Xiaosheng is here to say a word, okay? ] 】

[Although I know that you will definitely say it badly, I only think you say it well, so I declare in advance that I admire Liu Che very much, and the following content is purely factual, not fictional, and does not involve personal likes and dislikes. Liu Che, if you have any opinions, please scold the platform! 】

[Liu Che has done three wrong things in his life. 】

[Let's talk about the first thing first, later generations scolded the most, but I personally think that it is actually the most irrelevant thing, that is, Sima Qian was punished by corruption. 】

[What do you say about the torture thing? It doesn't hurt much, it's very insulting! Because it deprives a man of his rights! Let a man who had no intention of entering the palace to serve Lafayette become incomplete, and he had to broaden his employment channels! It is an extremely uncivilized, inhumane, and barbaric punishment! 】

[But isn't it also a good thing to remove the burden of a man and make him a pure person, a perfect person, a person who is free from low tastes? 】

[What's more, because this man has lost that piece of burden, he has become detached, pure, and worked hard to become strong, and he has also written the greatest history book in the history of China. Looking at it this way, this is equivalent to breaking off three thousand threads of trouble, and this life is only for the great ritual of worshipping Rulai! 】

[It can be regarded as another version of wanting to practice divine skills and swing a knife from the palace? 】

[So, can I say, cut well, cut wonderfully, cut croak? 】

…… ……

In the second year of the Tianhan Dynasty (99 BC), Weiyang Palace.

Liu Che was lying on Mrs. Li's lap, eating grapes very comfortably, imagining that Li Guangli, the eldest brother, could be like Wei Qing and Huo Quai, come to seal the wolf and sweep away the Huns.

didn't forget to make out with Mrs. Li, ignoring the fact that there was a large light bulb next to him recording his words and deeds.

Suddenly, Hongling hurriedly reported:

"Report! Li Guangli, the general of the second division, attacked the right virtuous king of the Huns in the Tianshan Mountains, and won more than 10,000 captives! ”

"Report! Because the general Gongsun Ao led the army out of the West River, he met with the strong crossbow commander Lu Bode in Zhuo Evil Mountain, and returned with nothing! ”

"Report! Li Ling, the cavalry captain, asked to lead 5,000 infantry to attack the Xiongnu, but was besieged by 70,000 troops, and the whole army was annihilated. ”

Liu Che has never seen any big scenes, and he is quite acceptable to Li Guangli's results. As for Gongsun Ao and Lu Bode returning in vain, Li Ling died five thousand foot soldiers, and he would not let him move his eyebrows at all.

But, Li Ling, why did you surrender?

Why don't you die?

You are the eldest grandson of General Fei Li Guang, if you do this, aren't you afraid of losing the face of your ancestors?

So, why don't you die!

Reprimanding Mrs. Li, Liu Che called the ministers and prepared to discuss how to send Li Ling and his whole family to death, so as not to ruin Li Guang's good reputation.

Don't look at Li Guang's great reputation, but he has not even been a marquis in his life, and he has no strong connections in the court.

Therefore, everyone unanimously agreed with His Majesty's proposal, and also thought that His Majesty was thoughtful. After all these years, I still know that it is so benevolent and righteous to think about the old minister!

"Sima Qian, what do you think?"

Seeing that Sima Qian kept writing down something on the bamboo slips, Liu Che pointed the finger at Sima Qian.

…… What do I think?

Just sit and watch, how else can you see?

Sima Qian raised his head suddenly, and then looked at the words he wrote on the bamboo slip: In the ninth year of the Tianhan Dynasty, Sima Qian, the palace punishment ......

it!

How to write the content in the video!

This is a matter of self-control, and it seriously violates the professional ethics of a historian of mine, or not!

Sima Qian hurriedly took out the orpiment (just the orpiment of the letter orpiment, the ancient correction liquid) and smeared it on the bamboo slip a few times. I looked at it, and I was not very relieved, so I took out a knife and scraped off the handwriting.

Looking at the bamboo slips that had become clean again, Sima Qian nodded with satisfaction.

I'm a constellation that pursues perfection!

"What are you doing? Why don't you answer me? ”

Seeing that Sima Qian couldn't do anything by himself, and he looked like he had done something unseemly, Liu Che couldn't help but be furious.

You old guy, relying on yourself as a historian, and Mingjun can't kill a historian, and often says strange things. Now, how dare you alter your "homework" in front of me?

Say!

Isn't it bad for me again!

Sima Qian put down his knife and pen and gave a salute respectfully: "The ancestors of the ministers have not dissected the Danshu, and the ephemeris of literature and history is almost between the blessings, so I really dare not comment on national affairs." ”

Small, if I hadn't watched the video, maybe I would have been stupid enough to treat myself as a character, say good things for Li Ling and then put my little brother in.

Anchor, I really want to thank you for your eighth-generation ancestors!

Liu Che was a little surprised by Sima Qian's statement.

You guy speaks all day long, pointing out the country and inspiring words at every turn, really give you a chance to let you speak, are you actually humble?

Eat anything unclean?

"I heard that you have a good relationship with Li Ling, and you also admire his character, don't you want to defend him?" Liu Che continued to follow the temptation.

How much hatred is this, so that you want to clean me up?

Sima Qian secretly sneered, forcibly endured the words of praise for Li Ling that were about to come out of his mouth, and cleared up the relationship: "The minister and Li Ling are not kind to each other, they are interested in different ways, and they have never tasted the joy of receiving hospitality with a cup of wine." I don't know anything about his character and ability! ”

I don't know Li Ling well at all, if you want to frame me, please change the subject!

Yo, it's not high, right?

Why did you suddenly get smarter?

Liu Che is out of line.

The crushing of IQ made Sima Qian a little carried away: "You guys, don't you watch the video?" ”

Video?

Ye Hao's?

Haven't they all been determined that His Majesty is the Second Ming Monarch? Anything else to focus on?

According to that guy's routine, the next words probably won't sound very good, right?

Do we need to watch, dare to watch?

"Look! Why not watch it? ”

Liu Che is full of confidence: "If there is, it will be changed, and if there is none, it will be encouraged!" You say, right? ”

The crowd is in a dilemma: should we say it right or not?