090 Strange blooming, super good at playing

"Isn't it a bit of an insult to the cupdog?"

Ye Hao muttered and began to make a new video.

Dog-bit-dog hair, why pay attention to him?

If you have this spare time, why don't you think about how to make money to support your family?

After all, now is the time to take stock of faint kings and traitorous ministers, and all they get is punishment, and it is unrealistic to expect others to reward them.

No way, impulse!

…… ……

[The faint king and the traitorous minister are actually divided into people. 】

Some people are bad, some people are stupid, and some people are stupid and bad. 】

[For example, Zhu Youzhen is stupid and doesn't know it, while Qian Qianyi's party belongs to the bad, bad and upright kind that thinks he's good. 】

[Another example is Zhu Houxi, who is bad, who only cares about himself and does not care about the life or death of others. Of course, Zhu Houxi is not completely bad, but just a little too selfish. 】

[Presumably, with the help and patient persuasion of this broadcaster and the platform, Zhu Houxi will definitely change his former non-life and be a new person, change his mind, and make new contributions. 】

[And there is such a strange person in history, a strange person who is neither stupid nor bad, Zhu Houxi, the emperor of Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty! ] 】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What is this?" Dare to be affectionate, three of the top ten faint gentlemen are accounted for in our family? ”

Zhu Di: "Don't mind! Anchor, you can't scold our family! ”

Zhu Houxi: "Scold, scold hard!" The more people scold, doesn't it mean that I'm not so stupid? ”

Emperor Wanli: "Fortunately, I'm okay, I didn't give me a faint king!" Father, I miss you so much! ”

Zhu Youzhen: "Actually, Emperor Sejong did okay, at least his control of the court situation is still okay!" Emperor Zhengde...... Forget it, don't talk about it, I still have to contact the Jiangnan gentry to restore my Daming rivers and mountains! ”

Kangxi: "Do you know why I can enter the customs in the Qing Dynasty and want to enter the customs, it is all made by the old Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty!" ”

Qianlong: "I don't have a faint king in the Qing Dynasty, not one!" ”

Hongzhi Emperor Zhu Youjiao: "I'm just this one son, why did I get on the blacklist?" No, I have to teach him a lesson! ”

Zhu Youzhang's only wife, Empress Zhang: "You dare?" If you broke your son, do you want to find a little vixen to give birth to you again? My poor Hou Wei, why did you die in less than three months! If you don't die, even if your father kills Houxi, our family will have a successor! ”

Zhu Youzhu was helpless: "Hou Xian is going to be a faint king, are you still reluctant to discipline?" If it goes on like this for a long time, how can you get it! ”

Empress Zhang: "This doesn't mean that Houxi is wonderful, not a faint king!" What is Wonderful? ”

Zhu Youjiao: "Uh......"

[The reason why Zhu Houxian is a strange person is because what he does is really ridiculous, and there is no better word to describe it. 】

[Zhu Houxi, who was born in the deep palace and grew up in the hands of women, became the first heir of the Ming Empire because he was born, and he is the kind without competitors. 】

[To be precise, he had a younger brother Zhu Houwei, the second son born to Empress Zhang, who died in less than 100 days. Zhu Houxie is a seedling in the 100 acres of land in the Ming Dynasty, a species that is more precious than the giant panda! 】

[The doting parents and no employment pressure have led to this guy's lawless personality. 】

[When I was a prince, I didn't study very well. Teachers such as Liu Jian and Li Dongyang, who are university scholars, don't know how many beards they have lost for Zhu Houxi's study. 】

[If you don't study, don't study, anyway, Zhu Houxie's family has a mine, and there is a huge family business to inherit. It's a pity that his father Zhu Youzhu is diligent in political affairs, thrifty, expelling traitors, and not close to women, and has worked hard to lay the foundation for him! 】

[Please pay attention to the above four words to describe Zhu Youjiao, because, in Zhu Houxi's body, these four adjectives are not visible at all, one, point, all, no, there is! ] 】

[All this starts from the second year of his father's death. 】

In April, the British Gong Zhang Mao played: "Since the heir of Emperor Yangwei, the Japanese emperor has feasted, bowed to the government, and the world has been looking forward to governance." When the people suddenly hear about the feast, pay attention to riding and shooting, and even a group of small miscellaneous people, go out of the door, visit the garden, indulge in pleasure, and the ministers are terrified when they hear it. ”

Your Majesty, you can have a snack! Everyone in the world is waiting for you to work hard and continue the good governance of the emperor! It's amazing that you run out of the palace to play at every turn!

Hu Yu in the official department and Tang Yimo in the military department said: "Study hard to make progress every day!" When you become an emperor, your every move will have a great impact, but you can't come nonsense! ”

Zhu Houxie nodded: "You're right!" ”

Suit oneself.

In June, Liu Jian, a university scholar, said: "In the past few days, you have seen the dynasty too late, avoided too much, played too late, and played more and more games." What is this tossing day by day? ”

Zhu Houxi: "Well, you're right, I'll change it." ”

Liu Jian: "Then let's start with four things: first, don't ride a horse alone, it's very dangerous; Second, don't play with those eunuchs, they are not good people; Third, don't go out to hunt, fly eagles and lackeys, lose your identity; Fourth, don't accept so many beauties, don't ask for so many delicacies. ”

Zhu Houxi: "You are so lenient." ”

Intensify.

Don't let you go shopping?

Okay!

Build a street in the palace and let the eunuchs and palace maids dress up as businessmen and ordinary people, and I will be a local tyrant and spend a lot of money!

Don't let you take a beautiful woman?

That's fine!

Then select a group of beautiful palace maids to dress up as fans and solicit guests along the street. But because they admired my grace, they disdained other guests, and they would rather play poker with me without money.

I'm also helpless!

Even more helpless were the courtiers.

Well, since you have to toss, then whatever!

Anyway, this country belongs to your old Zhu family, and you are the one who loses in the end!

[So, since the third year of Zhengde, Zhu Houxie has completely achieved victory, not only moved out of the palace to the Xiyuan leopard room to indulge in pleasure, but also went to the folk from time to time to look for flowers and willows, leaving the beautiful legend of "Dragon and Phoenix". 】

[Do you think there are only so many ways to play Zhu Houxi? Wrong, very wrong! 】

[On the sixteenth day of the first month of the ninth year of Zhengde, fireworks were set off during the Lantern Festival in the palace, and a fire was accidentally fired, which affected the Qianqing Palace, the head of the three palaces of the inner court. When Zhu Houxie saw the fire, he ordered to put it out, ran to the leopard room and turned around and said with a smile: "What a big fireworks." ”】

[Uh, fireworks, the artifact of the scumbag ditch girl! ] Zhu Houxie said this, it seems quite reasonable? 】

[In the twelfth year of Zhengde, Zhu Houxi, who has always dreamed of making meritorious contributions, came to Xuanfu to build a "Zhenguo Mansion". And renamed himself Zhu Shou, and awarded the seal letter "General Zhu Shou". Later, he crowned himself as the "Duke of Zhenguo", ordered the military department to archive, and the household department to pay the salary. 】

[Throughout the ages, I have never heard of an emperor who surrendered his identity and claimed to be a vassal to himself, which is simply a big joke in the world! I don't know if the ancestors of the old Zhu family will be angry and come back to life? 】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Don't stop any of you, I'm going to slap this grandson to death!" ”

Zhu Di: "Let's go together!" ”

Zhu Houxi: "Haha, there is finally someone who is more mediocre than me!" Brother, you have to come on! ”

Zhu Youjiao: "I said, I'm also angry, do you believe it?" But this is actually a trivial matter, please scold him a few words and wake him up. ”

Queen Zhang: "Well, the child is still young and ignorant, so this hasn't caused much loss to the country!" Broadcaster, give me another chance! ”

When you think about it, it seems to make sense!

Young people, love to have fun, just don't be confused about big things!

But Ye Hao's next words ignited their anger at once:

[You think that's the end of it?] No, no, far from it! 】

[If someone else wants to invade or rebel, and you only care about playing, then it's not a little more to explain, right? ] 】